"Superman is either gonna melt my gun or tie me with a metal bar *while* batman is either shove that gun where the sun don't shine or bend that metal bar with my head"
Well at least in metropolis, Superman is your only threat as a henchman.Lex Luthor runs a corporation.In Gotham, you have to worry about your own boss killing you as much as you worry about Bruce Wayne beating the brakes off your behind.🤣🤣
@@KWillo that’s true but in metropolis you’d have to worry about people like doomsday who’s only reason for living is literally to kill you that’s it kill every living thing then move on and repeat, parasite isn’t any better he’ll feed on you until there’s practically nothing left lol and let’s not forget good ol zod and his contempt for humanity “lesser” beings lol
The funny part is most henchman would realistically know exactly where there thug cutoff point is. Most of them would be a thug all the way up until a superhero arrives. How the fuck does any human look trying to fight any of the original seven of the justice league!? XD
@@nolanevery3798 Lowkey. But fatigued Batman can hold it down. Bane broke EVERYONE outta jail for 3 DAYS straight, and bad them jump Batman before he fought Batman and broke his back and he still took decent damage. That's the WEAKEST one on the JL. And he needed everybody to get him. Let's not even think about if it was Arkham Batman
Everybody say Batman scarier and sure he might be but anytime superman's eyes start glowing ANY type of red he's the most terrifying being on the planet because at that point he's done talkin.
Superman thinks twice before turning you into a puddle of blood.Batman, on the other hand, gets off on beating the crap out of criminals.You have to be as crazy as the joker or as strong as bane if you want to eat in Gotham.🤣😭
You need to pitch this to WB somehow, someway. A mini-series about working under different villains or even different everyday jobs in these chaotic ass superhero cities. Like always, you deliver. Amazing vid.
@@dulguunnorjinbat6136 I would, Superman doesn't punch cause he's mad. Batman will break every bone in your body just cause you stepped on his boots on the wrong day...
I'm curious. For anyone that reads this comment, tell me which place you'd rather live in: Metropolis or Gotham? Gotham got a high crime rate, crazy mofos, and the freaking Batman drifting in his Batmobile. Everyday is a gamble you don't get mugged, kidnapped, or killed. But Metropolis got Superman fighting bad guys that can level buildings, throw him through towers, and the only way to make the money and get insurance to cover the damages to your property, is to work for a megalomaniac who will choose you to be an experiment to kill Superman, if he wants to.
Metropolis all the way even with the city wide destruction happening every month at least most of the villans aren't going out of there way to kill random people in Gotham has villans going around just to hurt random people no larger goals or anything just murder
Metropolis easily. Gotham got new villains and goons coming out of the street cracks. Even if a big time villain like Joker isn’t after you for no reason somebody is going to try to rob and kill you for an equally no good reason. Superman tends to deal with higher level villains so I just have to evacuate once a month and hope I have a house when it’s over. Gotham I’m fighting for my life damn near every day and I’m more than likely broke.
I find it funny that Superman would have heard these dudes talking shit, said "bet," and just showed up outside their house solely to spook the shit out of them. That's literally the only reason, because they technically didn't do anything illegal so Supes would have zero grounds to apprehend them.
Injustice superman: fries you then moves on Red sun superman: lobotomizes you and into a cyborg laundry mat attendant Superboy prime: says some cringey nonsense before retcon punching you
Henchmen:" sorry boss I was late to the dropoff point Boss:" nigga how ,you said it was 2 blocks away on the phone Henchmen:" you mean there was two blocks , yea the cape boyscout was fighting doomsday, oh yeah a building landed on the phantom you let us used ,it ain't coming out my paycheck!😂😂
See superman 'knows' he can kill you but doesn't Batman KNOWS he can kill you but decides to break every limb, internal organs bleeding, concussion. Then leave you at a shipping dock with no help on the way.
🤣🤣Man these henchmen vids are top tier comedy. Need a gotham henchmen react to joker blowing up metropolis and tricking supes into kill lois lane. Keep up the good work.
It’s crazy because Superman was actually willing to kill but Batman was against killing it’s just Batman would break all yo goddamn bones in yo body 😭😭😭
Superman is definitely the better choice to face as he'll accept surrender without giving you hospital bills. But don't get it twisted, you can only step on an ant so softly without crushing it. Mongul, Despero, Darkseid, Brainiac...man fights in a weight class all these tough guys can't even comprehend.
