Hermitcraft 10: Episode 10 - INDUSTRIAL EXPANSION 

I like fun

Scar being miserable and patiently waiting while Joel basically holds Grian at gunpoint. Perfectly summarizes both of their characters

I love how Grian was attempting to create the most extreme stereotypes of a permit office... and somehow Joel managed to become the most extreme, annoying stereotype of a customer... annoys Grian in extreme ways until he opens, then requests the most rediculous thing, complaining the whole time XD

I really hope that Grian puts a "employee of the month" wall in the permit office and it's just all him. Tho I have a feeling the inside might never get finished. Call it a hunch 😂

I love how Joel's reaction and Scar's reaction to being put on hold are both "No," but in very different ways.

The pure panic in X's voice when he realized he didn't have a permit for the shop he built 2 feet away from the permit office 😂

“If we didn’t follow the rules there’d be anarchy!” Also grain when government exists: 💥💥💥💥

idk why, but "Ah, you're in luck!" right as it cuts away from Grian advancing towards the chicken is hilarious to me.

The permit office's second door should be a parkour challenge that *literally* makes you jump through hoops to get in

I feel like Grian should hire an "assistant" at the permit office who is completely useless, and doesn't know any of the forms, so they constantly have to ask Grian. Thus allowing Grian to actively waste two Hermit's time simultaneously. Would be even funnier if the assistant knew one ultra obscure thing that will likely never happen like: form to request the trade of a permit between two hermits involved in a feud that wish to trade permits while simultaneously skydiving. When it comes to that form the assistant knows EXACTLY where the form is, how to fill and file it etc.

I love the different reactions betweeen Scar and Yoel being placed on hold. Scar starts crying, Joel goes insane in the background

19:05 I feel like I've been brainwashed by the fisherman, because now clean-shaven Grian looks so wrong.

Grian, I don't think the DHP office is annoying enough. You know what it _really_ needs? A queue. Don't open the office until a certain number of Hermits need to go there (the number is random between 2-5), and once in, each one has to push a button on a dispenser where they take a number (random between 1 - 100), then you go up slowly until their number is called, and _that's_ where you annoy them with the music while the rest have to wait for their turn. 🤣

Thank you so much @Grian for using the design! yes it requires a little tweaking for multiplayer servers. It worked really well on our SMP. Well done for becoming a Redstone GOD!!!

Gotta love Joel holding Grian at swordpoint the whole way to the office.

The composter is there for Lag Reduction, when a hopper has nothing over it, its CONSTANTLY checking if there is any items it can pick up which causes a lot of lag on servers. When a container is placed on top of a hopper it only needs to check each slot that a container holds, and because a composter only has one slot (for the bonemeal it makes) its the most efficient at reducing lag! Breaking the composter wont break the contraption, it just might cause some minor lag. Hope this gives a little insight! (Question asked @ 6:40 )

17:18 Grian really likes easter eggs in these permits, huh? MRVSHEP07 = Mycelium Resistance VS Hermit Environment Protection, Season 7. Nice. (The one for Scar's was MJYAAFK06 = Mumbo Jumbo You Are AFK, Season 6; I'll admit I didn't notice until I saw it on TVTropes.)

Grian's permit office is going to end one of two ways: 1: People just ignore permits and do what they want 2: An armored bulldozer snail drives through the permit office

the redstone experience is such a great metaphor for coding.. something so simple solves the problem more efficiently than anything complicated

When Joel comes back and says he put the eyes on the skull, you should be like "you... you do realize that's vandalism right? You've just defaced Gem's property, sorry I can't help someone with this kind of criminal record"

9:00 Grain discovering what it feels like to fix a bug in programming, really does make you feel like you are the master of reality for a bit- until the next bug comes along.

Joel taking the "We the people" approach towards the bureaucracy of the permit office.

The moment he leaves and sees the chicken and says "Oh you're in luck!" I was dying. The unfortunate comedic timing of that chicken is immaculate.

Joel and grian getting into a SCREAMING fight around 15:57 had me DYING I need Lizzie and Mrs. Grian’s POV of this omg😂

Scar: patient, kind, soundly suffering Joel: JUST. GIVE. ME. THE. DAMN. DUPLICATE PERMIT!!! Edit: 😮 mommy I’m famous

Grian: "Sorry, the Permit Office is closed." Joel: *draws weapon* Grian: "Permit Office is now open."

Grian dose one redstone thing “I AM A GOD!!!!! I AM AM A REDSTONE GOD!!!”

The pride and joy in grians voice when he was talking about him fixing the farm made me feel so good for him. Good job Grain👍

Grian's new "Pesky Bird" alt is now "Clever Mollusks," epic

I do love that in Grian's effort to make sure he does as little work as possible for the Permit Office, he has in fact continually made more work for himself.

Grian: "I don't know how redstoners make this entertaining!" Also Grian: *proceeds to make literal bureaucracy entertaining*

HE BROUGHT BACK THE "I SEE NO GOD UP HERE EXCEPT ME"!! WOOOOOO! 8:55

I swear I'm never gonna get tired of "Please Hold" and the sighs that follow afterward.

if u wanna save some resources grian at 8:45 you could just place some obsidian or furnaces (non-pushable) where you want them to stop so the stems wont push past the piston wall! :D

Even when Grian's not at the permit office he manages to make it annoying, we love the smell of bureaucracy! Love to see people's creative ideas here though!

The permits are like secret life tasks. Grian could include a secret life task and no one would notice.

"Hold on, let me put you on hold" will probably be the sentence EVERY Hermit will fear this season

The culmination of all Grians attempts at redstone have led to this moment... INFINITE MUSHROOOOOM

Grian: this bonemeal farm is pretty expensive for some reason Also Grian: *hopper chains something he could have made out of ice”

I am noticing a pattern. Grian is going through American history this season. First colonizing the mountain. Then he revolted against getting an elytra early on. He made the manifest mending episode. Now he is going through the beginning of the industrial revolution. Now we all know what's next.

Grian should start putting tasks around is base that he actually wants done into the forms. Free labor! "Have you, to the best of your ability, finished the back of Grian's base?"

I don't know what's making me find this so funny, but Grian disappearing at 16:36 to nonchalantly murder a chicken for a feather (while Joel's on hold) just makes me crease up xD

What if you do sign the books so you can duplicate them, but make the customers of the Hermit Permit type them all out with all the questions and answers and then they sign it. It means less work for you and more work for them.😂

Grian finding the joy of solving a redstone problem was nice to see. How far we've come

For your mushroom shop I say that you basically recreate your sea pickle shop from season 6 and like then, add signs with mushroom puns instead of pickle puns.

scar: "mum i cant come to dinner,im at the permit office" joel: I.WANT.MY.PERMIT.

JLMFMR Form: (Joel, Let me Finish my Roof) A form one must fill out to have the permit office open out of working hours(but you can only get it during open hours)

The laugh after “I don’t make the rules!” Was so contagious

Today's Fact: The longest living organism on record is a quahog clam named Ming, which lived for over 500 years.

Grian should have made the permit office extremely accommodating to Joel just to annoy Scar. Joel: gets regular hours, a one question form and the request granted. Scar: please hold.

For the shop, you could do like a cottage core vibe; moss roof, mushrooms on the roof, potions and an overgrown feel on the inside, etc. I think that could look really cool. >:]

Since Grian is now a redstone expert, he should now put the jukebox under the floor in the permit office and set up a system to play the record at the press of a button on the reception desk. That way, hermits won't be able to stop the music nor steal the record while they're on hold.

Joel: How does this music not make you insane? Grian: How do you know I'm not already insane? Best quote of the season, tbh.

Even if you didn't _invent_ the Mushroom farm design, you did successfully _adapt_ it to your specific needs. That's still impressive and worth being chuffed about!

3:52 Grian thinks he's sneaky, but when he says 'TeeHee' If you look behind him, the snail is gone!

16:41 The way Grian turns to the chicken and says to Joel, "Oh, you're in luck."

Grian looking at the roof in cam mode while Joel was having a mental breakdown in chat cracked me up

Small Beans yelling at Grian in chat while he's doing the calmest thing gives me "We need to kick the cheater" vibes.

With regards to Redstone, I can guarantee no one shares the work that it took to get to the solution: they only share the final solution. It's genuinely impressive that you figured out that mushroom farm on your own. Don't be embarrassed that it took you time and effort: everyone does, even if it may not look it

6:39 composters on top of hoppers are generally used to reduce server lag (something to do with hoppers checking above blocks for items every tick or something, causes lag)

14:14 He needs a really slow horse, just for going to the office!

"i dont make the rules - i just think them up and write them down" this quote by Cartman perfectly epitomises Grians attitude to the permit office ... i love it

A tip I figured out with the horse pen to make it look less obvious is sense horses can’t go through one block ways you can get rid of some of the carpets as long as they don’t make a big enough gap. Hope this helps!

Grian finally understands the pure joy of successfully writing code and debugging and the pure pain of not being able to... Grian both of these feelings will never go away

Grian's POV: Funny messing with Joel trying to get duplicate permits Joel's POV: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Grian's description of the redstone experience is so real. I don't make original designs but the adjustments feels so rewarding because they're not at all easy. Just easier than the machine itself.

Grian is really merciful, I mean, usually officials give you a FILLED form and say: "No, silly, you need to rewrite ALL of this on new paper and then fill it out". Appreciate your best and most generous official Grian. I love bureaucracy.

The fact that Grian has a mustache bigger than Mumbo’s, and is calling himself a redstone god, shows that you are who you hang out with.

Wait . . . Grian doing redstone? That didn't break down? Or need him to call Etho or Tango or someone? Impossible. That's almost as absurd as the Permit Office helping!

I LOVE how the Hermits are playing along with the permit office. The exasperation is chef's kiss! They could totally go around it, do things in DMs, any other number of things but they stick to it! Joel could have just asked on the side, maybe another Hermit knows even. But no, he does the thing lol

Composters are advised in modern redstone, especially in servers, because they reduce the lag of hoppers detecting items above them. Instead of detecting for items 20 times per second, it checks the composter’s single “slot” much less because it is a container block. Love your work Grian, good work on the tutorial!

The reason why the composter above the hopper is so important is that the hoppers constantly check if an item is above them so it can fall into the hopper and get collected. When you put a container on it (i.e. a chest), the hopper stops checking for items above it, and instead starts checking for items in the container. The reason why you'd use a composter is that the composter has only one slot and that slot can only have bonemeal in it, so the hopper checks for less items, and therefore _reduces lag._

Permit form idea: make 1 of each form, and then give the another book to write answers in, it makes it more annoying, and you don’t need to make copies, plus if someone comes asking for that form you can say that you don’t have it right now and are waiting for it to be returned

I love the name of Joel's form. "Mycelium Resistance VS HEP 07"

Piglin in hole… It was brutal… It wa-WAIT BRUTE-AL

Mumbo: hasn't made an appearance in at least one episode Grian: Mumbo always loved redstone

Grian when people have a request at the permit office that you haven’t thought of yet they should have to sign a “creation of a new form” form with yet more inane requirements. You could also make something that randomly generated requirements like Grumbot’s content generator for the permit office to help with creating new forms.

Grian serenading Gem with snail science words was absolutely adorable. I love the shenanigan duo chemistry this season.

17:22 CRYING CHAIRS “please state why on earth you would want a fake duplicate” xDDDDD I CANT I LITERALLY CANT

I think it would be funny if the only song considered “funky enough” was the hold music.

Grian has done an incredible job making a government in Minecraft that is just as annoying as in real life. I didn't even know it was possible

Never thought I’d see Grian happy in making red stone.

23:32 'it's piling up' as he opens an empty double chest 😂😂😂

I cant wait to see Xisuma very politely go through the forms

grian slowly driving Joel further and further into mania has to be one of the greatest things ive ever witnessed xD

14:38 Sounding just like Dwight Schrute…and Grian works at a (Post) Office 😅😅

I totally get Grian’s Redstone excitement. I get the same way when I find ways to fix, adapt, or improve another’s Redstone machine. Understanding how they made what they did and how you can change it to better do what you personally want is so satisfying.

Grian and gem causing chaos is my new favorite hermit dynamic

Grian, in typical government fashion, doesn't realize that the hassle will be *less* annoying if he deals with the Hermits' inquiries quickly and simply

Joel's permit office interaction was by far the funniest one ever, the chat spam was absolutely golden, because nobody else would ever do that on this server (i think)

The "Work All Day" remix hold music... wow, how did it take me half the video to realize that???

"Welcome back to the next episode of Hermi-Permitcraft" Next thing you now it's "Welcome back to the next episode of warcraft"

6:40 it’s just for lag reduction purposes, hopper has to check a container with just a one space instead of constantly checking for any items above it

I could watch you bullshit in the permit office all day, it’s so funny and spot on to real life. Great video as usual

its cool how mumbo is really improving at building this season while grian is improving at redstone.

16:33 grian needs feathers grian looks around grian founds chicken -oh you're in luck! *cutscene* grian has a book and quil

Fun fact MRVSHEP07 references : Mycelium resistance vs Hermit enviromental protection season 7

at 6:43, the purpose of the composter is to prevent lag from hoppers if they dont have anything on top of them, basically every tick thet check for items above them, so to prevent that from happening and lagging the server, putting a composter on top makes it so it omly checks for one thing every tick

HI GRAIN! We should get “one-time use” permits. For example, hermits can bid for the opportunity to build a game, scavenger hunt, or other experience. The “bidding” shouldn’t be with diamonds as the permit office should be a non-profit community function, but hermits could offer up things that could benefit the shopping district (roads, lighting, horse stables, etc.). Leave other experience or bidding ideas below. P.S. Grian if you see this, you could stock the book & quill forms on the backside of the office desk instead of in the decorative bookshelves behind you so you don’t mix up the forms with regular books. 16:09

Between the snails and the permit office, I have been getting a lot of laughs. Loving the the interactions and the laid backed-ness of the season.