Hermitcraft Season 10 - EP02 - Doc Is In BIG Trouble!!! 

I fear no mortal man. Nor fish!

I’m hopping Doccy boy got the message!

“I want peace quiet and serenity” Moves in next to Iskallman

I’m glad you like my farmhouse design!

"I don't have your diorite" while holding flint and steel, I have a feeling he is telling the truth. I don't think the diorite exists anymore.

Bringing Skizz in for the theatrics is top tier. Big Salmon would approve

lmao that Beef and Skizz combo is hilarious

That Salmon Mafia bit had me crying with laughter. Your suit was amazing, Skizz's accent was on point, Doc's confusion was hilarious!

Iskall holding a flint and steel while saying he doesn't have the diorite is hilarious

Beef and skizz salmon mafia arc is something I did not know I needed until now

I don't think there's anything harsher I've heard from iskall than "go play card games" after that failed demise attempt. That hurt me, and it wasn't even aimed at me! xD

Skizz's lackey voice is amazing

“There must be some cultural differences” 😂😂

The "Do you remember Beef?" section of this video is the funniest thing ever. Kudos to you for letting Iskall finish his song before saying anything. The salmon suit looks so dapper! Big Salmon is such a hilarious idea I love it!😂

Skizzleman was hilarious in that last scene, played his role to perfection.

The best part of this episode... was when Skizz came out in the boat with the Salmon head on and my 8 year old busted up and said "OMG!!! IT'S Skizz-SAL-man!!!" And that pun was just so pure and unexpected and it killed me. That's the first pun he's ever made on his own 😂

The funny thing about the “Big Salmon is always watching,” bit throughout this episode is that logistically Big Salmon COULD always be watching. Like between the salmon heads placed on note blocks everywhere, and the fact that so many people are constantly fishing/ eating mostly fish, there’s almost always some form of salmon nearby.

Doc should be careful. If he doesn’t comply with Big Salmon he’ll be- h- He’ll be sleeping with the fishes. XD

I love how two of my favorite moments of this season came from this episode, Beef and Iskall feud along with BIG SALMON ??? We are eating good this season

I don't know why I've never seen anyone use a fishing rod to pull villagers up a hill, it's brilliant.

That villager nodding and quirking their brow when Iskall is trying to convince you.. unpaid actor fr

Skizz as a mafia grunt is something I didnt know I needed but I LOVE IT

I love that a throwaway joke from episode has escalated to this level already.

I mean knwing Iskall i do believe him he doesnt have the diorite, esepcially when he's "coinsidentally" holding that flint and steel.he technically never said he wasnt the one to remove it.

Iskall left that lovely serenade out of his edit of the shenanigans. The man's too modest.

This has got to be one of the funniest hermitcraft videos I have ever seen. Skizz coming out as big salmons henchmen was so unexpected and just hilarious

That hill would be perfect for a windmill! You could even make it functional by turning it into a storage system/building

I don't know if Doc did it on purpose, but "What is wrong with you people?" has got to be one of my favorite "Community quotes

Doc - "I just wanna be left alone, to grow my tomatoes in peace". Every other Hermit member "Let's poke the GOAT".

One of my favourite things on this earth is when hermits drag doc kicking and screaming into roleplaying 😂😂😂

and watching the trap from Iskall's pov was hilarious. He came over, saw the wool, and literally said "What the Hell" and just dove on in. He was on you from the start.

Beef has all that built up beef energy that he saved from not messing with people last season. And I'm here for it!

Skizz crouching with the torch had me in stitches. No one plays a goon quite like him.

I’m all in for Big Salmon. My favorite fish. I think the motto should be, “Mess with Big Salmon and get smoked.”

I know its random, but that villager nodding to what iskall is saying while looking straight at beef made me laugh

I’m loving this beef develop between beef and iskall I did not expect the salmon mafia ending I laughed so hard

I'm so glad Skizz is on the server, the end bit was amazing.

Big salmon!? Uh oh.

That mafia scene with skizz is actual gold

first you have me in stitches with your and iskall's banter and then you drop the big salmon bit? please i cant laugh anymore my stomach hurts it's too funny XD

Knowing the story of the iskall villager thing made it so much funnier the second time from beefs perspective 😂

poor beef, having ren be like "you da map guy, we need a map" lmao

Wow. Iskall just dancing around all of your attempts. :D

Llama Dad and Big Salmon are either cousins or industry competitors or both. Love the episode, top tier funny hc episode indeed!

Beef, I'd be very careful angering Big Salmon, before you know it they'll end up spawning at your doorstep

LMAO the foreshadowing at the start of the video. Also, that bit with eEeEeskall is a fever dream LOL OML that Skizz accent is PERFECT!

Skizz: Meets Beef for the first time. Skizz (probably) two days later: I would love to be a mobster under you for Big Salmon, Beef!

The bad Italian-American accent from Skizz... *chef's kiss*

Beef and Skizz are a good combo for a good skit

Beef is working for Big Salmon? Call that surf'n turf.

Oddity for the farm yard, a cluster of old broken down or being worked on 1930s-1970s cars, trucks and tractors, possibly half mossed over.

beef trying so hard to kill iskall is the highlight of the season so far

That villager knew exactly what Iskall was planning. Look at the side eye. 😂

*the great salmon scam starts playing faintly in the distance*

The creepy farmer with anger issues, I love it!!

Beef: aw man im just gonna gake it easy this season, just gonna return to my nice cottagecore farm and relax :) Also beef: joins the mafia (????)

Beef at the beginning episode: "I'm gonna live a peaceful season" Beef by the end: *part of the Big Salmon Mafia*

Skizz hinted you and him had something going on, I had no idea it was gonna be this strange and funny. You two have very similar senses of humor!

ROFL I burst out Laughing like a Fool in the office "Because Big Salmon is Watching!!!"" 🤣

the beef between Iskall and Beef is hilarious! Keep up the good work :) . . . .. . . . . . . . . BIG SALMON IS WATCHING

The new enforcer for Big Salmon, Beef is now the Cod Father!

Everyone's hermit interactions have been hilarious so far this season, but your episode made me laugh harder than anything has in a long time. Your sense of humor is so understated, yet off-the-wall. Can't wait to see more collabs in the future! I wonder if Big Salmon has anything to do with the fishing fever that seems to have overtaken the server... As for farm ideas, it could be nice to plant a small vineyard atop the hill (flowering azalea leaves make great grapevines), or maybe an orchard using custom heads as fruit.

Big salmon is always watchin! O.o Doc slowly backing away was so funny!

that Skizz/beef combo was amazing! i was laughing the whole time!

Vintage Beef the most consistently dangerous and competent assassin on Hermitcraft :P

Skizz was perfect for the skit! Bravo!

Excellent big salmon Collab. The Pod™ is watching

that whole thing with iskall was hilarious LOL

I'm still amazed how you managed to make netherrack look good.

The horse is freaking out because you're standing there with a golden carrot in its face!!!!

this is top 10 hermitcraft episodes of all time for sure

Great episode! Been loving the iskall sillyness, you two definitely make for perfectly friendly, neighborly sorts 🤭

i love skizz saying he’s fine with murder. chefs kiss. love this

I think Skizz needs to get in on this and say he's received many angry emails from the angry pescatarians who watch HC and even those that don't.

05:41 Villagers/boat/fishing rod! Why have I never thought of that!?

Oh my god I’m crying! Doc’s total bafflement at big salmon is so funny! Also you and Iskall are hilarious! Also the editing! This was a great episode!! Also, I believe you joined Hermitcraft in season four. Loving this season so far!

the interactions between beef and iskall are the funniest thing ever

I’m dying from the intense music and random cut always to you in the fish head!!! It reminds me of your video when Guude pranked your castle with vines 😂 one of the first videos I watched from you waaaaaay back in the day! Love it! Gave me a really good laugh

"I want some peace and quiet." Good thing you're not neighbours with Skizz 😂😅

this video is a fever dream... and that's a huge compliment

The villager looking at Iskall suspiciously 😂

I’m ready for Farmer Beef this season.

The salmon bit with Skizz literally made me cry laughing. I would LOVE to see you two doing more stuff together this season!!

Beef: ive had enough of maps Ren: beef, maps!

This is possibly the funniest thing ive? ever seen? this episode is a masterpiece. I'm recommending it to all my friends

Farm decoration suggestions: Silos Windmill Water well Feed troughs Tractors/wheelbarrows/trailers Horse stable (maybe a possible collab with BDubs!)

21:03 22:23 23:03 Effects like these (plus the spooky audio effects) elevates your episode. I was glued to the screen!

I haven't even finished the episode yet but I *totally* understand wanting to go for peace and quiet on a farm, Beef. Reminds me of Stardew Valley tbh. I can't wait to see what you have in store for your build.

"I want peace and quiet and serenity." Lmao, good luck with that one buddy.

Make sure you add ponds for the cows. A small area of fruit trees would be good too.

LOVE the beefy tune, Your Dog is one of my favorite songs lately. Delighted that you like it too!

I love how big the bit has gotten, all because doc said something bad about salmon

Beefskall!! One of my favourite duos!

The horse was going crazy because of the golden carrot hahaha

Ok, whatever happens in The Neighborhood next episode. Just know, out of all the Hermits episodes coming out next. Beef's next episode is by far the one I'm most excited to see. 😅

You need to get Gem in as your hitman. Doc is terrified of Gem. And i reckon she'd do a great italian accent 😄

You joined halfway into season 4, if I remember correctly! That was the season you did the alien base, right?? I think so, because you did the NHO in season 5, but I think you started in season 4! Love your stuff, Beef!

Haha big salmon! It’s so funny I love the joke is carrying over.

I never realized I needed hermit lullabies until Iskall started in with 'take my hand'

beef listens to soccer mommy???? i never thought in a million years i would see this day. if you like your dog you should listen to still clean! it’s my fav off that first album. so good! and as always loved the ep!