Hermitcraft Season 10 - EP07 - This Changes EVERYTHING! 

For once this really does change everything! Shopping will be totally different this season :-D

"Etho, watch my ass" killed me lmao

To really annoy Iskall you need to get the PERFECT horse and gift it to him. Call it "The Dane". He can only have it if he says, out loud, Danes are better than Swedes. Pretty sure if he does say that he'll have his citizenship revoked.

Hahaha your malicious compliance with Iskall's demands is amazing

Well, you definitely have to call the Dripleaf store Vintage Leaf.

Who got the Salmon permit? Make sure Big Salmon actually has control of the Salmon market!

Iskalls horse CAN jump 5 blocks - as long as it's down a 5 block drop. And it is ONE of the fastest on the server and always will be so long as its not the slowest. Technicalities matter.

Oh Beef the IKEA package was incredible, props to you.

"I'm gonna talk to the horse man himself, Keralis." And in the moment, BDubs felt a disturbance in the universe.

Cleo: "OK, plan A is we murder him. I don't have a plan B."

10:30 beef insinuating that iskall will be sleeping with the fishes. You can see how quickly Iskall came around to the idea of this interior.

I could watch an entire sitcom of just beef and Iskall being roommates or something

The mutual trolling is reaching critical level and I love it

Iskall: Salmon are literally garbage Beef: ..... Iskall: Why do I hear mafia boss music?

Hermits giving iskall stuff “flat packed” will never get old.

I guess I have been around long enough that vintagebeef's first death being fall damage doesn't even seem like trivia. They called it pulling a vintagebeef for years

I have an idea for The Swede situation: Get a mule and call it „The Finn” to further salt the wound. Iskall can change the name later anyway 🙃

Beef only half contributes to the Swedes demise. He also got a replacement for the half of the Swedes stats! His job is done!

Big Salmon is the only thing standing between the Goat and a full monopoly on wood!

I think Beef just started a war with Bdubs by calling Keralis the horse man. 😂

I think you hit the nail on the head Beef - this season reminds me of the old mindcrack videos - the pranking, the interactions, the comedy... And no better example of this than your interactions with Iskall which have been the highlight of the season so far. I think in the long run, the reason people watch HC is not so much because of the giga projects (although of course that is a factor) but more so because of the personalities involved - this season is a glorious return to form in my humble opinion, and both you and Iskall are leading the way. Keep it up.

oh my god that cut to iskalls "room" in the attic with all the noise was hilarious. I have enjoyed your shenanigans with him this season

The back and forth with Iskall is just so wholesome. Borderline malicious, but you can tell there is true camaraderie behind the scenes. I'm here for all of it. Cheers to you both.

I've been introduced to Beef's videos through Isakll, and I love the head shake at 21:32, the jump cut at 24:14, the slight crack in Beef's voice as he tries not to laugh while saying "It's not creepy at all!" at 14:55, and admitting that he's vain. Beef saying he provided salmons, then admitting that Iskall provided them, and replying "I placed them!" Simply comedic perfection. Iskall's video was funny, but it was even funnier watching him take a second or two to realize what "dispens" really meant. It was a rollercoaster of emotion. From a little "what is this" mumble at 19:42 turned to laughter, then to "Wait, but you haven't done the annoying part", responded with Beef's "clear but vague instructions" quip. Everything about these interactions is incredible. Incredibly ironic that Iskall got fireworks, possibly one of the most profitable items. I think your rivalry will only get funnier.

BTW, Doc is going for the wood monopoly so that warped and crimson stem permit just rose in value by alot.

That ikea joke was great! I am excited to see how this permit idea turns out.

Iskall’s reaction to his red room…..I was crying 😂

The war with Doc begins anew!!

You need to build your own pond and tree with a park bench so you can feed the fish in peace like the old man you are :)

The disbelief in Iskall's voice when he saw his house interior 😭😆

Beeeefskall is easily my favorite duo this season so far! It's really noticeable how much fun both of you are having with all the cheeky little pranks you're playing on each other!

The passive-aggressiveness between you and Iskall is so funny i cannot stop laughing!

I️ know Beef so well. I️ totally guessed his first death was fall damage. That’s what he was known for back in the day.

Lol the Ikea package and “The Swede-ish” had me cracking UP! So glad to hear how much fun you’re having this season. All your episodes have been such a blast

Looks like big salmon needs to have a chat with doc before "big woody" becomes a thing

im so hyped for big salmon and doc having a shop together!

I was sincerely hoping you'd make droppers and rename them to 'Dispenser', but what you did is even funnier.

I love the "hand in unlovable hand" thing you have going on with Iskall XD lovely episode as always, Beef ^-^

I’m lol’ing so hard to iskall troll. So good!!! I enjoy his trolls but so great when someone plays back just as well. 😂

the definition of malicious compliance in this episode, loving it!

OMG I love the Swedish Ikea dispensers. The best way to give them to Iskall.

For book and quill you can make it more interesting by adding a theme. You could make it a story book shop where you write short stories and allow hermits the chance to buy blank story books to write their own!

Its so nice to hear that Beef is having Mindcrack days-level fun this season. You can really tell 💖💖

Iskall and Beef throwing the pufferfish during the demise meeting was true schoolkid mischief ~ I love it

Beef is going to log in one day and find the Swede-ish's bloody head on his bed lol

Its pretty great that big salmon are the only ones standing in the way of Doc's wood monopoly. That's going to make for an interesting dynamic if they have to make a collaborative shop together.

The book and quill is going to be a good one with the mailsystem I think!

Watching Beef and Iskall politely torment each other brings me a weird kind of joy.

Okay some of the things Beef gave to Iskall were cheeky but that Ikea assemble it yourself dispenser package was fantastic 😂

As far as I’m aware Smooth Basalt makes a decent Gradient and Normal Basalt can be used in roads. Both Normal and Chiseled Basalt were used in the floors of Decked Out 2 along with Blast Furnaces I️ believe. You can make a basalt farm, it’s like a a Stone Generator but with Soul Soil on the bottom and Blue Ice on the top

Omg the house, the attic, the horse, the Ikea dispensers... 😂😂😂😂 HILARIOUS!! Loving your villain arc this season, Beef!!

Honestly, the Swede-ish is one of the fastest horses on the server. Definitely in the top 30! And he can jump 5 blocks. Heck he can jump as many blocks as you can throw in a hole! Stacks of blocks even! Alternatively, he can jump 5 blocks, just not all at once.

You should make events that will cause hermits to buy from your shops. Like build a library of hermit- written work (filled with books you sold then), or do games of HORSE using drip leaf courses (filled with leaves you sold them).

I feel like a funny harmless prank would be to build his interior and then mine the outside so its just interior remaining, he said nothing about not touching the walls!

Need to find a horse looking like bird poop, I mean diorite ! We will see if iSkall is not superficial.

I lvoe your take on Iskall's debt things : D I laughed so much my stomach hurts. You install some kind of device that inserts diorite to Iskall's inventory every time he passes some spot. Terraformers might want the dripleaf though.

the drip leaf would be really cool to sell in a tea shop! it would be cool to team up with a hermit selling leaves/flowers/plants/etc to sell tea leaves, or just one your own! whatever you decide to do, i'm excited to see the new way you hermits firgure out your shopping district, it seems like it will be lots of fun!

OOOH Shulkers are huge, glad you got it

the Ikea dispensers is a golden way to deliver on that

I cried laughing when you showed Iskall's room

Giving Iskall the dispensers as a flat pack was a genius move😂

20:00 Ikea delivery, postal service gunna be right mad you're running a competitor service lol!

im so happy beef is enjoying himself so much, its bcuz youre actually being social beef!! i love your little solitary projects but doing group stuff gives you so much light

34:35 etho just can't keep his hands off

Go for the home improvement neighbor style. You have a tall fence in between your houses and only talk with half your face hidden behind the fence.

loving this season so far! the longer episodes are always a treat. thanks!

“…Because Salmons are garbage.” *DEATH STARE* “You did *NOT* just insult Big Salmon!”

I'm super glad you're enjoying making these vids even half as much as I enjoy watching them. this season has been the greatest yet, and I can't wait to see your next adventure on the hermitcraft server!

Beef's season 10 episodes so far are so entertaining to watch! S9 was really engaging with TCG but this is next tier!

Man you’ve got the wit! I don’t normally watch you, but you killed it with Iskall and the ikea instructions, then etho watching your ass for you, going to stick around

the answer to the tcg question is Etho - he got all lowest draws so beef let him re-roll and kept the low draws as an ultra rare Beef - of course the creator gets an ultra rare. TFC - out of respect for the absolute legend TFC got an ultra rare with all the values being the highest, similar to gem, but his attack also had a secondary effect unfortunately im australian so i cannot recieve the prize

Basalt generator is easy to make ,with the lava running towards the soul soil and blue ice block opposite the lava .A piston will push the basalt 14 blocks to the right or left then stop but if you put a row of pistons to push each of the first line of basalt you will be able to get about a 14 block square of it to mine out..

Why would Iskall _really_ need a horse that jumps higher? Look at what happened to the last one; it jumped into a bunch of arrows!

Beef you are absolutely killing it this season! Saw Iskall’s video first and it was pure gold!

Iskall is literally the demon in the attic from the horror movies

Man.. i love neighbourhood. They are lovely and lively😂

you might want to talk to cleo about your Iskall Problem, you could also build a courthouse (with Scar as your Lawyer) and Sue him

This episode was a comedy crescendo. From Iskall’s house tour, the Swede-ish bit, the IKEA kit with instructions and the “watch my a$$” moment. Hilarious.

The fun that you’re having really shows in your videos. Thanks for all of the laughs!

I'm absolutely LOVING all the content from the Hermits. Your interactions with Iskall have me literally laughing out loud on days I need a good laugh.

From Iskall’s perspective I had no idea you deliberately found the worst horse you could find😂

35.41 Beef this is genius! I never thought of that. You found a loophole!

Warped & Crimson stem is actually easy to farm! Xisuma made a farm that works with both of them last season. All it really needs is bone meal as an input. You can start making some or make a moss farm to help, but the farm can sustain itself eventually. Drip leaf I'm not sure about. It sound like it might be annoying if you can't farm it. If you can, then you can help power it with that moss-to-bonemeal farm. Basalt is easy to set up a farm for but you'll probably want a beacon and pickaxe. It's easy to farm with the resource pack reload trick. Just make sure you have a pick that won't die easily. You'll need to go to the ender-ender on the regular between grinds. Book and quill is going to be as annoying AS SIN to get. It's easy right up until you need the ink sacks. Squid farms, while lucrative, are annoying to make in the first place. If there's anyone of them you should trade, it's that one. Trust me, squid farms take a lot of time to make and they can only be an eyesore due to their layouts.

Shulker boxes sounds good, but shulker shells is where its at

This season has been the perfect blend of "just enjoying nature" Beef from the Life in the Woods series and the frantic socialization of Skyblock-era Team Canada Beef. Perfection!

Iskall's room probably costs 4000$ per month in NYC

book and quill and shulkers would be so good together with the post service! i'd love to see you work together with pearl etho and tango

whats nice about the Warped and Crimson stems, is that they can be 100% automatable. you dont have to plant or chop them manually.

So happy that you’re enjoying the season! I’m loving all your episodes, particularly the Big Salmon and Iskall shenanigans

Iskall and need throwing fish back and forth at each other is top tier shenanigans. 29:33

I think you and iskall's rivalry is my favourite dynamic of this season so far. All of your interactions have been hilarious

The warp stem wood is really popular! I like the permit idea. It really will change things up. You did a great interior in Iskall's house! That was funny!

The Goat wants a monopoly on wood. Definitely use that to your advantage.

Wow, this is one of my fav of your videos ever. loved it

Fill every open space outside of Iskall's room with blocks so that he needs to crawl into his room and can't place any blocks outside his room. :)

Iskall forgot that his S6 starter base was underwater cave. 😂

Taters for days, indeed! Just in time for breakfast.

If the videos stay as entertaining as they have been these first few weeks we will watch any and all videos you upload. Iskall seems like a right menace (in a lovable rogue kinda way) but you got him back with the perfect prank backs, the salmon house was genius

I love how you and Iskall are at each other. It's so funny to watch

Love hearing your ways of interacting with people wirh the different dynamics and inside jokes with all the hermits is so refreshing and really joyful to watch I get a lot of laughs out of ur vid, thankssss!