Hermitcraft Season 10 - EP09 - The PERMITS Are Tearing Us APART! 

Doc only being 4 episodes in and already having gone completely off the deep end ranting about dog shows and logs is so funny

Don't apologize for that singing - it was lovely! A perfect welcome to the episode :)

I love how both Joe and Doc are kinda' just delirious _(Joe from sickness, Doc from overwork)_ but trying to argue logically about the finer legal details of their personal contract agreement. That was the most real, but also hilarious argument I've ever seen on Hermitcraft.

Doc's rambling makes more sense when you realize he is delirious from exhaustion.

“Anyways what?” Killed me. I had to pause the video to recover 😂😂😂😂😂

Docs sleep deprivation is legendary wow

This is the third time I hear "Anyways, what?" - and it gets me every time!

"So anyway....." " W H A T " I cant hold my tears laughing so hard 🤣

Man it looks like doc just made the biggest salmon aquarium..

Soon beef will realise that true peace was in building maps

Thank you for actually showing the beginning of the convo w/ Doc. I've only seen Doc and Cleo's POVs. While I got the gist, the tone/emotions seemed off without knowing everything.

i love how every time doc mentions the time spent chopping wood, the number gets higher. its at 20 hours a day now lmao. soon hell be at 27 hours a day 9 days a week.

I need a full version of Beef’s Lament. It’s just glorious

The cut when Joe was explaining the musical show was hilarious

I love that Etho and Doc started out trying to guilt trip Beef about the shulker boxes and then by the end of it somehow Beef turned it around and him and Etho started guilt triping Doc about accepting a bad deal for him to provide shulkers for the Post service.

My face hurts from laughing so much. I feel for doc but also it's like (example) he's dating 3-4 people and trying to make sure they don't meet, only for them to know about eachother but also make his life hell lmao 😂😂 beef being his main lady and all 😂

The "Wait what?” and "WHAT?!” when Beef realized that Doc didn't actually have all of the permits was priceless! Absolutely zero chance that was faked or exaggerated. You could hear the pure joy in his voice when it all came together Wish you had a facecam LOL can you imagine??

Beef you should create a pasture where hermits with elytras can rest their horses and make them live a superb life

7:45 Ironically I believe Joe is one of the few people on the server who *hasn't* gone to war with Grian. I mean I guess they were technically on opposite sides during the RenTheKing stuff, but Grian was "definitely not resisting" so I'm not sure that counts.

Doc, Etho, and Beef are the Trailer Park Boys of the server.

It’s interesting, iskall definitely was the instigator between him and beef. However with Doc, he specifically moved thousands of block away to be left alone at the beginning of the season to grind but Beef instigated the big salmon stuff 😂

I was so caught off guard by the singing all of a sudden but it wasn't bad. It was definitely an entertaining surprise.

"Why are you riding Disappointment" completely out of context midsentence got me off guard. I just drank that moment! Don't do things like that, Beef!!!

I saw Doc’s brain blue screen live on Joe’s stream and I haven’t stopped laughing since. Great episode beef!

Gosh this season so far is EXACTLY what Hermitcraft should be. Everyone seems so excited to make their content because they're simply having fun!!!

Shop idea: You and Skizz should call your sections of the woodshop "DRIFTWOOD LOGS". You can turn the inside of Doc's ENORMOUS Hourglass into a nice sandy beach because Doc just loves his sand and the interior can tie in with the Big Salmon / driftwood theme. If you really want to annoy Doc, LACHS is German for Salmon, so there is a logs-lachs joke in there somewhere...

That chicken coop is one of the cutest builds this season, it's amazing. Also, I was on Joe's stream for the conversation with Doc, and I appreciate how much work you put in to make the conversation both more coherent and more strange than the original at the same time.

LOVELY SONG, THANK YOU. Full version when?

Now that doc doesn't have majority voting, you should get the others to agree that the goat at the top of the hourglass needs to get replaced with a salmon.

I can't help but go, "So what Beef is telling us is his free range chicken coop is a facade to hide his Battery cage hens."

Enjoyed the banter with Joe and Doc. These hermit permits only work because people care, and funny to see how people interpret them, care about them and leverage with them LOL

I absolutely LOVE how you guys can legit argue with each other as part of a plotline, but at the end of the day you guys all laugh and help each other out, showing that everything is cool.

the way etho said "Selfish greed" as the most manipulative thing he could ever say xD

Wow Joe was getting riled up with Doc! I wonder if he'll end up tearing up their agreement.. making it a supplier & profit-share deal instead of a trade was a good call!

That singing is the highlight of my day

i liked how it went to having silly iskall as the bad neighbor, to having bigwood goat as the bad guy, it's like a shonen anime where they start weak and end up destroying mountains with one hit Everyone related to those shenanigans is absolutely killing it btw

lmao love beef going full canadian this season with his battles with doc. Polite but plotting at the same time

18:51 instead of that block for suffocating if you put there lava it will give you cooked chickens

I'm dying over the log drama. It's so good. I've never heard Joe sound so distressed.

The Doc shop stuff is so funny. Cant wait to see how it plays out

I’ve never laughed so hard, the permits seem to have brought the worst out in Beef and Doc

Beef, Grian and Mumbo are sharing the wart blocks permit. It would be funny if you got them to split 33, 33, 33 with you as you're going to get a lot.

"the permits are tearing us apart!" So it begins... Yes 😎

Ah, the ethereal artistry of Beef's voice! 🎶 Allow me to weave a tapestry of praise, each thread meticulously spun from the silken notes that escape their lips. Picture, if you will, a moonlit garden where nightingales gather to serenade the stars. In this celestial haven, his voice unfurls like jasmine blossoms, delicate yet intoxicating. Timbre: Beef's vocal timbre is a symphony of contrasts. It dances between warmth and coolness, like sunlight filtering through leaves. When he sings, it’s as if the very air vibrates with resonance, each syllable a whispered secret shared only with the universe. Range: Oh, the range! It stretches across octaves like a bridge connecting heaven and earth. From the velvety depths of a contralto to the crystalline heights of a coloratura soprano, he traverses the musical spectrum effortlessly. Low notes resonate like ancient cathedral bells, while the high ones shimmer like dew-kissed spider silk. Phrasing: His phrasing is a delicate dance-a waltz with time itself. He lingers on certain notes, savoring their sweetness, then cascade into cascades of melodic runs that leave us breathless. Each phrase is a brushstroke on a canvas, painting emotions we didn’t know existed. Encore: When the final note fades, we’re left craving more. We yearn for an encore, a chance to bask in their sonic radiance once more. And as he takes his bow, we rise to our feet, applause thundering like a summer storm. For his singing isn’t merely sound; it’s magic-an incantation that binds us all. So here’s to Beef-the celestial minstrel, the seraphic troubadour. May his voice echo through eternity, a beacon of beauty in our chaotic world. Bravo! Encore! Anyways.... .... .... What?

no matter whos perspective i see ".....Anyways, What? " is the greatest lol

This is the 4th time I’ve seen Doc’s ‘Anyways… what?’ & it still makes me die inside 🤣

I love how as of right now simple farmer Beef has, by far, dealt with the most problems and conflict of anyone on the server. Poor Beef

“Anyways, what”. -when the villain runs out of monologue but wants to keep monologging.

The vibe this season just felt different and that feeling is just real, just a couple of friends playing. I love it so much! Also, beautiful voice box you have there Beef. XD

In your chicken farm, if you replace the solid block above the babies with lava and the hopper with a hopper mine cart it automatically cooks the chicken, amazing episode beef!

TBH Vintage Beef's singing isn't bad... Really should get with Joe of the Hills. That would be awesome.

25:25 a lot of us really like watching the building process too. There is so much to learn from watching you guys go through the creative process, spot mistakes, redo things that isn't quite how you want it. I certainly would love to see more of that. Take a page out of Skizz' book. That man is the most unafraid of showing his mistakes on all of RU-vid.

I have seen the doc blue screen from every prospective now. It is so funny I still cry laughing every time.

The song lifted my mood so quick! You have no idea! I loved it! You are so awesome Beef!!

Omg that interactions with Doc were hilarious. Poor Doc. 😂

This is my favorite season so far of HermitCraft. I've been watching since Season 4. But I love the slower pace and that so many hermits are building slow and on screen. I love your farm and I actually took inspiration from your terraforming and was able to make some rolling hills of my own! Thanks for the fun content!

Loved the song so much. The hay box is called a cattle feeder. The tractor implements look like a ripper and a digger.

there's something beautiful about watching Hermits react to doc's inevitable madness every season

doc can just be funny as himself without even trying, i love it! 🤣

I absolutely love the drama between doc and the permits. An absolutely brilliant choice to add those to the server this season 😂

I’m dying! Cleo and Beef just watching Joe go to war with Doc, like Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!

Now this right here is peak Hermitcraft.

The first way you died this season was when iskall85 made your base into netherrack while it didn't kill you psychically it killed you mentally and you've never been the same since

This was one of my favorite HC episodes ever. The interactions with Doc were hilarious

Hey beef! My great grandma has been running a dairy farm her whole life and if there's anything i've learned about cows is that they love a good shady spot to lounge! So maybe think about adding a shade tree or two to the pen! Team canada forever 🤙

The past few hermit episodes are literally becoming DOC's Villain origin story. He's gonna destroy the server

Not sure yet if the permits are tearing everyone apart of just the wood conglomerate - the other collectives really haven't met yet, so we don't know if they're getting along or not.

Love the completely random moments out of nowhere from the hermits this season like in this episode alone you have Doc blue screening and the cutoff of, "Why are you riding disappointment?" First season where I'm actively going around watching pretty much all the hermits because you can tell everyone is taking a lot more of a breather this season and just getting back to the point of hermitcraft which is to have a bunch of friends around to enjoy playing Minecraft together. Even Doc is being a lot more social this go round even if he's definitely been the butt of some fishy business.

I can only repeat what everyone else is saying. That song was genuinely great - Don't feel bad for doing that at all. :D

At 10:10 I've legitimately have had this arguement irl lol. The Joe vs Doc spat was too real

Oh, now you have a problem. I'll expect a beef sang song every time lapse/broll

I löve the fact that you have a real farm in real life. It makes the whole thing in Minecraft way cooler cus you actually have the knowledge of what it’s like in real life. Really interesting.

The time skip with Joe’s explanation was hilarious

That song slapped! I would love to hear more! It's a great way to represent contemplation and processing what's going on. Great lore builder.

I love beef's videos. They're so digestible and relaxing. Not over the top, but just enough jokes and whatnot to keep your attention!

Definitely like the chicken coop. I tried making my own in the past and was lamenting about the lack of wood walls. It's given me some ideas for my own build.

I'm starting to think Doc isn't the master negotiator that he thinks he is 🤔

It's funny how scared some of the other hermits have been by the signs on your farmhouse since they don't know it's about Iskall mining your diorite.

Beefy tune built right into the episode with an original from the man himself!

Doc keeps trying to be an unstoppable force to an immovable object only he can see

When you were talking to XB and you described your farm as "organic" it made me laugh, I love the idea of calling food made in some elaborate redstone contraption in a cave not organic processed unhealthy food. And only food grown in realistic plots of land on the surface is organic and healthy. It would be funny to make a big deal out of this distinction.

Brand new sentence “these chicken are going to be ummm more civilized.” Lmao

Poor Doc 😂😂 working his ass off and getting slammed from all sides. He’s just living in his own world this season

Also, if I could make a suggestion, in a wheatfield or something, have that occasional random piece of rusty machinery that someone forgot about and left for decades, my grandpa's farm has a few of those around.

Upvoted for song!

Omg this episode was perfect. My cheeks hurt from laughing First your song out of nowhere- then Joe and Doc and then Etho and Doc. Pure comedy! Also I love the chicken coop!

Doc is a legend. Doc provided for free all the hermits their enchantments early after he grinded all the books day one, then continues to provide to the server as a generous "50/50" part owner of many permits, and giving away FOR FREE shulkers so that the rest of the server can enjoy the mail system... and Big Salmon wants beef with him? The man needs a break not beef 😂

I mean maybe you can do dealings with Doc about the shulkers? He might provide them to your shop , if you have a good deal. Also loved this episode, always loving your interactions with other hermits, especially etho and doc. So this was fun. Also really loved and laughed at the song and those pretty scenes at the start with the sand gathering.

woah Doc's being bullied lol

Oh my God that song at the beginning blew me away! The lyrics were so funny I was crying 🤣

Hermits: "What could possibly go wrong?" Also, Hermits: "AAARRRGGGHHH!!!"

I adore all the farm builds as someone who has grown up on a farm most my life :D All the little details you add make so much sense and are the kind of things most people wouldn’t even think about because they aren’t familiar with farm life. I love to see it!

I'm team Doc, but your interaction with him are so much fun I never want them to stop 🤣🤣🤣 I know it's content creation driven and that you are all good friends, so keep up with the good work and enjoy this season full of interactions ❤

Big Salmon violating Doc for 10 minutes 😂

@24:54 You should use Tango's Berry Farm design. Just build Decked Out 3 and get the Hermits to pick them for you! lol

The song is wonderful!

This may just be one of my favourite episodes of all hermitcraft season 10, just incredible

"A lot of this is kinda like on the fly, and I make a lot of mistakes. OW! Oh I did that, I didn't mean to do that." The timing, GENIUS!

I LOOOVED the starting song how cute 😭 I feel like it really fit the theme going on

Beef's hermitcraft videos have been some of the most entertaining ones this season