Hey Flash! Will You Sign My Ball?? (The Simpsons) 

"Check out the mature quail"

He has Moe money than we thought.

He may be ugly and hate-filled, but he, um... What was the third thing you said?

To be fair, if there's one thing I'm thinking about while watching baseball it's "I wonder what I could be doing to have fun right now"

Well Barney’s bar tab is higher than the annual spending budget of the US military, so he’s got a lot of money coming in.

“Marge, ya gotta help me, I’m 60 grand in the hole. They’re gonna take my thumbs!”

springfield kozy kort motel, room 26. how 'bout it?

@@ThingsICantFindOtherwise the kozykort is one of the sleeziest spaces on the Simpsons Monopoly board

Black Monday happened in 1987!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savings_and_loan_crisis

And I was born in 1988!!! BABY!!! JK I have no clue what you all are talking about

The Savings and Loan Crisis, perhaps.

“Oh. Sorry Flash.”

How did it survive the bank runs during the depression but not in the 80s?

​@ddrhazy there was a serious crash on Oct 19, 1987, so I imagine Springfield Savings got caught up in that

Nah. Screw that guy. Fans are the reason they make 58477737373 dollars a year. Five seconds to sign a ball, poster, card.....screw anyone that doesn't take the time.

Wow, did he straight up tell you no? I feel like that would be crushing for a kid

@@thatguyyoudontknow It may take 2 seconds but when 500 people ask it starts to take a toll plus you never know what's going on in their personal lives. He could have just found out his dog died or something. I'm just saying that they are people too and not everything they do is out of spite and they can make mistakes too. 🤷‍♂️

@@captainkirk265 is your name based off kirk cousins?!?! I'm an msu guy myself!

@@captainkirk265 also, I agree with what you said. But, that comes with being famous, unfortunately

No.

No.

Will you sign my other ball?

@@MassEffectGER No.

No. But Flash will have Marge sign his!

Sector 7G, sir.

Foot? Ball?

​@@AW-nolove I think by football he meant, passes to wing, back to the center, center holds it HOLDS IT HOOOLLLDDSS IIITTTT!!!!!

A closeted gay man?

ham

@@aperson22222 /There's thinking inside, and outside the box. Then there's recycling the box and thinking while sitting in a chair like a person. How's that chair treating ya?

A shepherd

Homer J. “Jay” Simpson