HGTV Presents: House Squatters 

In any blue state.

White House

The White House. Crackhead Steve has more experience making money in the private sector than the current occupants.

The governor's mansion in DPRCA, DPRNY, or the judge in NY who said "do not bring the second amendment in this courtroom"'s house

Martha's Vinyard

how is it true? how does that work

"I Lived this!" in Mom's house.

@@joeltraut5050 They’re making fun of actual squatters that move into empty houses and some cities (leftist ones) have laws you can’t remove them or have them arrested, etc.

@@joeltraut5050watch the news

​@@joeltraut5050you are joking right? NY woman arrested after tossing illegal squatters from GER house 2 weeks ago ..like you are joking right?

Then they would be Joe Biden.

Too late, some squatters are there already. I wonder what would happen when 2 squatters try and squat in the WH

​@@jarrod752 and Hunter

Why not, we paid for it!

Let's buy their tickets 🎟 🤪

Pepper Spray

Bleach & Ammonia mixed 50/50 at the injection pump.

Sarin ☠️

😂

@@AFAskygoddessThat will get you arrested.

Portal 2 reference

Portal reference detected

well you have been replaced...

"I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone."

Haha, that's amazing!

I just checked and that's fake

That is a ballot coup brought to us by thw demon crats.

We have one in the white house also

Katie hobgoblin is a squatter herself.

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I did my best ❤

Whole cast did a beautiful work. I enjoy it A LOT and want to see many many many more. Kudos to writers, too.

The hips on that "realtor'...:)

Mrs. Crackhead Steve... I like the sound of that. That line got me.

beat me to it.. they could have hired a real one for a 50 piece.

that's meth

Too true.

@@goat9199 Oh, okay.

That eyeliner!

FJB

Yup, Brandonomics foundation principle

400th like!

LETS GOOOO BRANDON

"I am just lookin for a place to do crack" -Hunter

Bush did this. Buy a history book and read it.

@@davidbeppler3032 You turn the thing right side up and read what's going on dummy , Bush ain't Pres. Pay attention 🤡✔️

Somehow there is always some idiot who will blame everything on Biden without providing any actual link to some policy that is responsible. Just a blanket ignorant statement.

​​@davidbeppler3032 lol bush got "elected" in 2020 and doubled the prices on everything and opened the border instantly? I'm guessing Bush did 9/11, created crack, and started the aids epidemic too in your mind right? 😂

@@davidbeppler3032 Your Mental Illness is apparent , seek Professional help ! 🧐🤨🥴

I love Florida

@PeterRabbitWhatsup , yep. I moved here five years for the sunshine. Who would have ever thought that the biggest reason to move here today is for our state laws?

@@AFAskygoddess I moved here in 88. From NY.

I love living in Florida.

Me too! Make America Florida

A illegal made a video telling other illegals just that . He was arrested and is looking at deportation. I forgot where he was from . You should have seen him when he was arrested. He was crying like a toddler.

I'd save the phone call.... Dead men don't tell lies.... Yes America needs to turn this ship around. Land of the Free does not mean Free for All 😠👶🏼🖕🏻jb

That's more or less how I visited London in 07. :) Squatted with a friend in a posh house near city center.

@@rickeyjones8459Venezuela.

After the US leveled their cities, destroyed their homes, stole their resources, don't they have the right to do so? Everything in life has consequences.

Are you speaking of a self contained opposing force spring assisted repeating lead slingshot?

Yeah I guess a pressure hose could work

@@AmrenMirit Oh I thought it was a hairspray bottle.

Rubber band launcher?

Pull the lever Kronk!

Been happening in the Middle East since 1947 !

​@@shantishanti1949oh shnappp

Bush crashed the housing market in Hungary too?

@@shantishanti1949 Didn't the muslims invade around the 9th century or something like that?

Find someone at your gun club who's looking for a place to live and wants to house sit while you are away on vacation.

@svbarryduckworth628 Oh, I always have an armed house sitter. An armed home liver as well! 😂🤣😂 It just sux that these days you hafta pay someone to live in your house when you go on vacation because some degenerates are being allowed by our own govt to steal just about anything from the people that pay their salaries. You shouldn't hafta have someone watch your house when you go grocery shopping. Growing up we didn't even hafta lock our doors at night. I used to sleep with my bedroom window open. There was no fear when you left your home at night or for a couple weeks. You had someone get the mail and the newspaper. That was it. Very sad how far America has fallen in just a few decades. But even sadder in the last few years.

@alexp.6406 I have. Unfortunately, my district is a +35 D Democrat. His offices don't return phone calls of Republican constituents. I've only been able to make it as far as a receptionist. I've even asked to speak to a staffer on several issues over the last 10 years. Only thing I've got has been put on the Dems fundraising list...calls, texts and emails. You are required to enter in your phone number and email before you can even get to a live person.

@speppers69 the leftists have transformed our nation into a 3rd-world country. That's by design.

Do a change of address form using the post office as the forwarding address.

The Babylon Bee is doing reality series now.

Squatters aren't homeless.

you did good! semper fi!

Great segment 👍 keep it going like you did when you moved from Cali to Texas 😂

Great job fr!!!

Great voice!

Watch out. Vapeing that stuff's addictive.

You mean squatting in Seattle right.😉

@@rantiksadventure1920 ?? Huh, I'm not a squatter, but it happens around here all the time.

@@A_Stereotypical_Heretic True Dat 😄

I live in NY state which is the epicenter of squatter insanity. I cannot wait to move to Tennessee in a few years

​@@JR-yz7deI'm in Washington North of Seattle. Can I come with?

Bizzaro-Biden World.

Many signs are pointing to yes.

Jesus ain't gonna help, buddy.🤣🤣🤣

​@@paulparoma You're right. Jesus will not help those who mock Him. Sorry guy.

@@imoaneloc5662 Don't be. He won't help you any more than Santa Claus will, either.

in communist spain, if you stop paying the bills you go to jail and get sued, squatters have more rights than owners

It's not. It's just a crime. Illegal eviction.

and racist...and sexist, and homophobic, and transphobic, and [insert buzzword here]!

Can't feel sorry for multi billion dollar Real Estate Firms getting killed for jacking up rent 64% in 3 years. Was $950, now is $1400. This is a multi million dollar problem affecting Multi Billion Dollar Real Estate Firms! That is why it is in the news.

@@davidbeppler3032 Oh NVM, you are just mindlessly repeating this stupidity all over this video. Now I feel silly for responding with facts previously.

@@robertdouth8979 Yes. It is stupid. I agree. You should cry for the wealthy. They have it so hard. Buying up 30% of the available homes in a huge area, then raising rent because it is not illegal and it turns a huge profit. Companies never take advantage of a multi million dollar loophole. That would be unethical.

I guess I should be impressed it only took you six months.

​@@davidbeppler3032yeah, that's totally what it is, they just jacked the prices up for no reason, nothing to do with housing demand or expenses or anything. And big corporations can afford lawyers, and losses. My father went bankrupt dealing with assholes who didn't want to pay rent and had all the rights while he had all the expenses, in the few buildings he saved and worked for years to buy to be his retirement when he couldn't work any more. He died in complete poverty, after he was forced to still most of them if at a loss because he couldn't pay the taxes.

Only if you eat paint chips or lick walls...oh, wait...

@@cjcan2435 It can kill you faster than that.

Yes 😂😂😂

Or for Remington

That's very kind of you to let your guests pick.

@@davidcox3076 I am a caring person. I’m even so generous I’ll offer a 10 gauge with dragon’s breath if they ask nicely

SNL or did you mean Babylon Bee. SNL hasn't been funny in a decade at least.

@@majorhawker4776 2 or more

Can't feel sorry for multi billion dollar Real Estate Firms getting killed for jacking up rent 64% in 3 years. Was $950, now is $1400. This is a multi million dollar problem affecting Multi Billion Dollar Real Estate Firms! That is why it is in the news.

@@davidbeppler3032 That's not true though. When you let in millions of people there is a massive increase for demand in rent and homes. Millions are coming across the border and millions of new homes are not going up every year. Just the slow down in building during the COVID year was enough to put us behind the 8-ball. Now you have a couple million more new people every year that need a place to live, creating massive competition and driving up the demand, while the supply remains stagnant for housing and rent. This isn't a Real Estate Firm issue. It's a basic supply and demand issue. If we pushed to evict illegal immigrants from the country and secured the border, you would see housing prices drop over time.

@@davidbeppler3032 It ain't so. As for rentals, thank Obama and all that went on over 15 years ago that shrunk new construction to a trickle and caused the current house shortage. That, and the 10 million new "residents" who want a roof over their heads too and are competing for that with you.

had that happen, so much damage and my insurance didnt want to pay at first.

Write in Sharpy, "Not at this address - return to sender" and give the mail/magazines back to the post office. DO NOT HANG ON TO MAIL THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU or squatters will still be able to establish residency. They don't have to retrieve the mail from you box, but you must return any mail that isn't yours so squatters can't establish residency. HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN THAT YOU CAN DO THIS?

How much did you pay for that house? How much are you selling it for? I bet one number is much higher than the other! Make them equal and see what happens!

@@davidbeppler3032 That was my first thought to. I know there are areas in this country where a three bedroom to bathroom house goes for a million plus now. But those homes are also key ready. I just dealt with a home sale that was $200k, cash payment. A one acre lot, in the middle of nowhere, with a near useless HOA, and a mobile home on the lot. No way in hell I'd have paid $200k for it. I didn't even think it was worth $100k.

But you are still the owner and responsible for the expenses. So how does that work? Sell the house and then move back in and squat on the person who bought it? You know this doesn't work permanently, right? You might get a few years in the right state and you drag it out every way you can. But it won't work if you are in the papers as the sellers.

Follow up on my previous comment. The people who bought the property I referenced above, flipped the house. They replaced the back deck (huge deck by the way) the front steps (long stair way due to the slope of the property), replaced some of the back siding, they redid the entire landscaping, and they re-graveled the driveway. (They may have replaced all the windows. Not completely sure.) They are asking for $54k more than they paid for it. I honestly shook my head. Considering everything they did to the property and what they paid for it, there is no way they are making any profit on this. Or if they are, it isn't enough to brag about. It has been on the market again for over two weeks and no buyers.

The next installment will be 'Squatter's Wars' where squatters try to one-up other squatters for the same paradise. Then 'Squatter's Island' where squatters try to survive on an island paradise. Then 'Squatting in Ukraine' where.....

That's why she gets 20%...

@@erikhermansen3431 😂and she'd be worth every penny

Yeah, we need some update episodes on how they are doing in Texas…..

DeSantis for president!!!

Where do you manage to buy such cheap ammo?

@@ivmet1985 I was thinking the same thing... I could use about 3,000 rounds of .308, 10,000 of .22, 5,000 of .45ACP and 5,000 of 9mm

I thought it was supposed to be someone taking a shit?

They will change their name to 'Resident' or 'Occupant'

@@transparentglazier LOL

Because the cops totally take profit by breaking the law for richer people and not for other people.

LOL 😂

It’s been happening for a lot longer than that man. Just happened to hit the right political stage to get national attention.

@@jimyeats Possible. Well so has shoplifting, looting, crime, homelessness, war, inflation, debt, child abuse, cutting off kids genitalia, etc. Just weird they are all hitting at the same time and getting national attention all at once. Maybe its coincidence. Maybe its politics.

Which is weird because these aren't new laws. They have been this way for decades.

@@justforever96 Yeah people have been doing this for ages, it’s just become a political topic and gotten media attention.

@@justforever96 Right. Well its not the laws that matter... its how they are applied. That's clearly changed

its not satire, sheer reality

Similar situation. The stress of it on our family is overwhelming. Looking into another squatter to squat on them. The law is so slow and unfair to say the least. The things they've done are so heinous and unbelievable, if it were a movie no one would think it's real. 😭

yeah, but most houses with wood paneling are unsuitable for doing crack in them...

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Yes! I’ll help them come up with some sketches both Ryan Long and JP Sears haven’t done already.

Give 'em a break...the insanity is flowing at Mach 2 😅

I think they should and I think Nancy Pelosi should have squatters take over her he along with her precious ice cream!!!!!