Cipri LMFAO Me spoiling the joke with common sense: *People who died unhonorably and common people were not awarded a burial so this is somewhat incorrect*
It's not history, it's a myth. Basicly an ancient religion. If abrahamic religion(juden, christianity, islam) has lost it's follower, it wouldn't be a religion, but just a myth instead. And the prophet that has been chosen by god would be seen as nothing except liars
Hungary in 1956: Going to protest USSR: just shoot them! Hungary: kills hundreds of soviet soldiers and steals a lot of heavy tanks USSR: *chuckles* im in danger
MSR 2703 , i Never heard that a American or French or whatever was offended because he/she says ,,I’m proud being American/French/whatever“ But of course I can only speak for my country/city, I don’t know if it’s not like that in other countrys :)
German soldiers: *Use gas that suffocated and blisters your lungs and sets people on fire while doing it* American soldiers: *Uses a gun that shoots multiple pellets slowly* German soldiers: They can’t do that! Gas them, or something
Algeria in Algerian History books: The best, the strongest in France history books: DIABOLICAL BARBARIANS in other Arabs history books: just the big guy in other history books: oNe of fRanCe's PuPpT As an Algerian I confirm this
Henri III Walezy: ,,Oh, I love Polish-Lithuanian Commonwelth! I'd love to be it's king!" Henri III Walezy when he finds out he must marry Anna Jagiellonka first: *man running*
Italian fortress of Kurfa: *exist* General Leclerc with 300 mens: it's free real estate Or Random people : The spartans was so epic! Only 300 mens against an entire army! Me, an intellectual: The 300 mens of Kurfa
Literally every guy in II Polish Commonwelth, being heavily taxed, earning very little, risking his live every moment and having no highways in far distances: *What a wonderful day!*
Mom: Just eat the food, it's not that hot. The food: *The Roman Empire* 3 minutes later... Mom: Never mind son, the food cooled down. The food: *whatever Mussolini was doing*
fell asleep at 12am listening to useless information, woke up listening to british computer voice talking about countries w funny music, enjoyed my time