history of the entire world, i guess but its clean (No swearing, for schools and teachers! ) 

this video is fucking useless if you dont actually censor things properly.

Funny thing is that this one is blocked at my school and not the original-

*you can make a religion out of this*

"Hey, can we go to surface now?" "NO" "Why?" "The sun is a deadly lazer" "Oh alr" *Exactly 2 seconds later* "nvm theres a Blaaanket" "Oh ok then lets go to surface" bro i love this part

Me: *takes out a pack of gum at school* The rest of the class: 16:26

Rip 8 seconds of swearing.

Dad: Hey son, let's go to the park! Me: *NO* Dad: Why? Me: *THE SUN IT'S A DEADLY LAZER*

I’m scared to blink cause I think I might miss a million years

The censoring is so smooth it’s like the cursing was never there

This is great to show for in 1. History class 2. Science class 3. *M U S I C CLASS*

how to study for every single history test ever

I showed this to my students and they literally laughed their brains out! Epic video by the way.

Cop: You're under arrest. Me: Wh- What, why?! Cop: There's literally a corpse on the floor behind you Me: 3:05

History of the Entire World I guess: Christian Server Edition

When you’re playing the google dinosaur game but the WiFi comes back on: 3:51

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I was thinking I was going to have to edit this entire video to show to my 8th graders, but you already did it! You're magical!!

Imagine if your teacher actually played this in class?

"New just got made"

Taste the *SUN*

No one: Me in the shower: 🎶Not any more there's a blanket🎶

I just sent this to my old history teacher

I would love to be the weird teacher that shows this kinda stuff in lessons lol

You could make a religion out of- NO DONT

I wonder how teachers gonna react to “Hey can we go on land” “NO” “Why?” “The sun is a deadly lazer”

I remember my 7th grade history teacher playing this at the end of the year. It was awesome

I feel like the "It's a bird. It's a plane. It's the Seljuk turks" is a highly underrated part of this video.

One frame of "fuck it" at 4:24

Commercials in -3000000000 2:35

When you need to have a project for school about the planet earth but have no time to do it yourself:

Commercial: Tired of living in the bottom of the ocean? SpongeBob: oh yes!!! Commercial: Now you can eat sunlight!!!

500 Billion (Or whatever) Years ago: The floor is no longer lava... 2017: The floor is lava

"Potato why did you stop blinking you're crying" "If I blink I might miss a few couple hundred years:("

I love my social studies teacher. He showed us this video. Coolest teacher in the whole school.

Police- Sir, we believe there is a dead body in the car with you. Me- 3:05

Going to try and show this in my school toy humanities teacher

remembering the time I showed this to my classmates and everyone loved it and referenced it for weeks

The censorship is so clean. I feels like its just part of the video.

Anybody realized Bill never unpaused the universe making?

4:10 plz give a gneeurshk if gneeuurshk

Taught me more than my history teacher could teach me in a years

1:31 That's barely blurred

I love reading these comments that complain that there's still swearing you can hear and see. *SPOILERS* It's a meme channel.

If I was a history teacher(which, pfffffft, no. I'm terrible at history), I would play this every day to my students even if they got sick of it. By the end of the year they could quote it like a poetry teacher quotes shakespeare.

This is genuinely the best video on YT - I think I’m gonna download it before the world forgets its best history and the government bans it for some guy who made a religion out of this

this is not the first time watching this.... this is my favorite youtube video .... anyones else...?

Perfect for my Christian mine craft server

Police: There's a dead body in your trunk Me: 3:05

Mum: There, food. Me: Can I be in a different house Mum: Ok. -Build a small house Me: Why is yours bigger?! Mum: I own the food >:3

Hello, random person coming back to this during quarantine

my english teacher shown us the original for some reason, whit a ''complete the blanks'' test while watching

I'll starve myself till death if the Brtish don't leave. *Wait that worked?*

Floor: *exists* Pewds: We can make a religion out of this...

So, at 11:09 in the video, there's this mention about Japan being so hooked on art that the military might have to take over the government in the year 1192. It's actually pretty mind-blowing. When they say "Government" here, they mean the Emperor, who's like the symbol of Japan. Yeah, they had to go up against the Emperor. Why, you ask? Well, when rice farming kicked off, there were land disputes, giving birth to samurais and warriors. The art of crafting the Japanese sword also peaked during this time, making these warriors insanely powerful. And get this, the samurais actually went head-to-head with the Emperor (the political big shot), and guess what? The samurais won! That epic showdown marked the beginning of the Warring States period, a crazy era of battles. Can you believe the Emperor was in the battlefield? But what's really cool about this video is how it nails the key points. On my channel, I dish out Japanese history from a Japanese perspective in English, so give it a look if you're interested. Cheers!☺

this is actually some what educational

I watched this just to make sure the editor didn't edit any vulgarity in, just because I figured this video would be used to troll a clueless teacher

I feel kids would listen much more and learn more from this video. I’m ready for all future tests

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

"Let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!" said robespierre, cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off wow you could make a reli- *no don't*

Teacher still wouldn't let me show this cause there were still 'hidden' swears. I'm sad

Mom: Tells me to go outside cuz it's sunny Me: No! Mom why not Me: The Sun is a deadly lazer

03:02 When someone ask you why u prefer winter over summer

you could make a relig-- No, don't. *DYING*

Learnt more in 20 mins than in my entire school time. lol

1:36 "Brand new, way crazier ✨s p a c e d u s t✨"

This helped me get a B on my world history final

4:12 everything was good until then

*T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R* edit: thank you for all the likes ❤️

“Oops China just broke”

I submitted this to my class and got an a+ lmao

"let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how." 😂

*The sun is a* *DEADLY LAZER*

thank you for making this bc my dad is against swearing and he wanted to see it 😃

“It’s the *CAMBRIAN EXPLOSION,*” That was holy,

Pffffffttt we watched the un-clean version in my class

don't change art

This is what i needed. No really my dad said i can show this to school but the swears though. Now this is great

what school teaches us: weak doge what oversimplified teaches us: strong doge what bill wurtz teaches us: GOD DOGE

Thank you so much for this! I'm going to miss the "Damn, said Amsterdam" joke if my teachers decide to show this on class, though

this is actually not censored well at all

This is the most informative meme ever

Shout out to my middle school history teacher that showed this to us, you were a legend Mr. McNamee

Me: Can we watch this video about the history of the earth? Teacher: no Me:Why? Teacher:ThE sUn Is A dEaDlY lAsEr Me:AYYY

1:08 Electron: "Can I go to your wedding?" Proton: *"No."*

i learned more about history with this video then my whole life in school

I wonder how fun class would be if they showed students this in class.

i told my history teacher to play this. she did. i’m happy

'I can't get from here to there without buying a boat' shows a plane fly across the Atlantic, Makes sense right?

"AH the Greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff" Gets me every time

Thank you! My son loves this video and it was such a challenge to view it with him (had timestamps marked to skip)

*THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

Gamers mind when their parents tell them to go outside 3:03

The inaccuracy and overall presentation of the 10 commandments as a rule list from your boss at work is actually killing me😂😭

"actually never (now) nothing is nowhere." M A K E S S E N S E R I G H T

*EGYYYYYYPPPPPTTT* *CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* *INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILIZATIOOOONNN* *NORTE CHICO*

These are the parts of the video that I found the funniest 3:02 The sun is a deadly laser 6:33 Oops China just broke 9:11 How’s India? Broken. 10:36 It’s a bird, it’s a plane...it’s the Seljuk Turks 11:33 Aaaaaafricaaaaa 11:47 Whoops, half of Europe just died 12:23 “Wait,” said Christopher Columbus, probably smoking crack 13:56 More specifically, Ohio 14:32 “Meeee,” said Napoleon 15:06 So Britain threw a hissy fit 16:26 Communism in the Soviet Union! 16:59 He’s mad at the Jews for existing 18:32 The Soviet union decides to relax for a little and accidentally falls apart 18:41 Whoops, someone just attacked America

Remind me to come back to this video and try to remember what life was like before quarantine.

Or just appreciate that history itself wasn't uncensored, ask the class are they comfortable heading a bad word or two, and play Bill's version so he might make some money for his incredible talent.

"brand new way crazier SPACE DUST"

I told my teacher to play this and she did

11:54 is... amazing