Hitman 3 LAZY BONES! | Jane Plays Andy's OX Featured Contract in Hitman 3

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Andy, Jane and Mike have devised three on-brand featured contracts (available now!) for Hitman 3's Season of Sloth. In this second contract, Andy has commissioned Agent 47 to get rid of some dead wood and eliminate the lazy staff members taking breaks in the Dartmoor level. Is Jane up to the job? Watch and see and join us next week for the final of our Hitman 3 featured contracts!
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@vanillanoxfleuret 3 года назад

Andy constantly reassuring them that he thinks people taking breaks is good despite what his contract suggests was hilarious

@burrito4332 3 года назад

IO are having an absolute ball pranking Andy, first with the disgusting dragon flame cocktail, then by making him seem like a strike breaking pinkerton that frowns on rest breaks. This is secretly their payback for Mike breaking the game with his Die Hard play style.

@StickWithTrigger 3 года назад

Andy: "You could take a non-lethal gun" Jane: "No I don't think I will"

@Frogglin 3 года назад

I pondered the lack of children in Hitman when I was wandering around Sapienza. "Weird, you'd think they'd have some kids on the beach here" I thought to myself. I was, at that time, doing the Kill Everyone On the Level challenge and even so it was a few minutes before I thought "oh. Oh... yeah.. makes sense".

@lionkingquan 2 года назад

Yes the same reason there are no kids in gta and other more open world games where you kill at your own discretion

@rockyroad7247 2 года назад

Red dead redemption 2 has kids. Everyone agrees they're annoying little brats, but the game doesn't let you harm them. Glory to the PC modding community.

@lionkingquan 2 года назад

@@rockyroad7247 glory to the mods

@BetaSolution 2 года назад

Hitman Absolution had a kid, but she only exists in cutscenes if memory serves correct.

@bustinarant Год назад

@@BetaSolution You hide with her in the original escape, but she's a hardass clone why would you wish harm on Victoria? What, are you some sort of Blake Dexter?

@ptonpc 3 года назад

Andy's employee motivation incentive package of "Work Hard or Die" seems to be improving productivity.

@stevencitrin4293 3 года назад

I did the three contracts and the scores were what you would expect. 5 star silent assassin for Andy, 3 stars for Jane, and 1 star for Mike. In other words probably the same scores they each usually get in Hitman. Weird how that worked out.

@darkamora5123 3 года назад

5 5 and 1 for me. LOL Mike didn't want us changing disguises, and made killing people with a shotgun very difficult, especially with their guards.

@darkamora5123 3 года назад

@@bobbyfernando 👏👏👏👏

@kaniamia 3 года назад

25:35 “What a terrible accident. Fell head-first into the toilet and only managed to get out after they’d drowned. A tragic mishap.”

@jamma.77 Год назад

IKR, you'd think 47 would leave them in the toilet so it looks like a proper accident.

@andymcp4752 3 года назад

Detective 47’s successful first day *checks notes* SOLVING murders? Uh oh

@mar_speedman 3 года назад

Solving murders is *easy!* Figuring out whodunit is simple when the one who dun it is you lol

@firdawesome3203 3 года назад

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now It's just a hitman on a killing spree

@tach-uq5tw 3 года назад

In fact, if such a thing occurs stay calm and back away slowly, showing no signs of suspicion and preferably saying some stock phrase about it being the wind

@lifeincolour09 3 года назад

If this happens irl anyone near that hedge would freak tf out. I'm pretty sure you can find some pranks based on this premise here on RU-vid.

@KarateKitty5000 3 года назад

Sounds like song lyrics

@dee... 3 года назад

Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, you'll still get killed by the hitman.

@kevinjohnbetts 3 года назад

There's a lady who's sure Someone's stealing her gold So she's hiring a hitman in Devon When he gets there she knows If Andy's at the controls No words can describe his five star score Ooooooh, and it makes me wonder

@Michael_Lindell 3 года назад

Taking a break in the breakroom? HOW DARE THEY!?!

@kcollier2192 3 года назад

Andy takes the term 'termination' to the ultimate level.

@NoFormalTraining 3 года назад

When the Terminators finally rise and start sending infiltrators into the past, they will send certain models out to do certain styles of missions. The T800's with Andys skin will be the most efficient (we won't see them coming for us) the T800's with Janes skin will be the most creative (make sure all your screwdrivers are under lock and key) as for the ones with Mikes skin.... let's... just not think about it. This get's me wondering how all the clones and other experiments in Jane's lab in the office have been doing since first lockdown.

@vialoftoxin 3 года назад

@@NoFormalTraining Mike "Let's just say parts of the human imagination are better left alone." T8000

@markstevens7699 3 года назад

This is the first legitimately creative contract ive seen

@jonfarah8529 2 года назад

Right. I’m repulsed whenever I see most contracts are about getting fast xp or achievement

@ricoaioa 3 года назад

22:52 "I have a filing system" That got me good XD

@StefanoRobbo 3 года назад

I recently bought Hitman because of the content Oxbox has provided, really enjoy these videos

@DumbOhioFarmboy 3 года назад

I did as well, it's a good game lots of fun.

@StefanoRobbo 3 года назад

Happy Hitmanning! I plan to play like Andy’s play style, shift to Jane’s once spotted and end like Mike haha

@TheLostCorner 3 года назад

I did that back in 2016, except it involved buying an XBox as well. They have a lot to answer for, including the "high" score I got on Mike's contract earlier today.

@StefanoRobbo 3 года назад

@@TheLostCorner how long are the contracts available for? Are they timed or available whenever?

@famousstranger8468 3 года назад

I'm the same but playststion access seeing Robert S Pearson get 2 platinums

@nicklindberg90 3 года назад

10/10 Cryptkeeper impression

@cebbi1313 3 года назад

Andy doing impressions is always my favourite part of a video

@Strigulino 3 года назад

Andy does a spookily good Agent 47 impression.

@Brasc 3 года назад

8:54 *Jane:* Yeah, but it's look at how much, like, stuff they've got to rob, expensive stuff. _~Mike laugh~_ *Andy:* Yeah, security's not great actually. *Mike:* You casing the joint, Jane? *Jane:* Yeah. Always. Is it just me, or does Dartmoor always seem to bring out Jane's inner cat burglar?

@NaughtyFox1331 3 года назад

@@bradleystinnett7840 okaii, but what the fuck has that got to do with this comment or video?😂😂

@Marthe06 3 года назад

"Mike doesn't see the white dots" would make for a funny yet very confusing t-shirt slogan.

@psoma_brufd 3 года назад

With white text on a black shirt with the Oxbox logo hidden in the corner or on the back.

@Tongle07 3 года назад

In white text with the dots on the "i"s missing

@AngryLittleGnome 3 года назад

I love how Jane never realised that she didn't really pick up that Unicorn horn. She just broke it off and forgot to actually pick it up 🤣

@VonBlade 3 года назад

Oh my. Leaving it for Andy to play Mike's contract. Are you deliberately trying to give him a heart attack? Apropos of nothing, great to hear you back together on today's Oxventure podcast.

@MSte21 3 года назад

I cannot WAIT to see Andy trying to get Silent Assassin on Mike's contract. I almost feel it should be a livestream.

@SolaScientia 3 года назад

It's going to be great. Considering how infuriated I was getting with it and how long it took me to do it, I can't wait to see how Andy handles it and if he gets as frustrated with it.

@chipsk8361 3 года назад

@@MSte21 Silent assassin on Mike's contract took some doing, but it wasn't actually as tricky as I expected. Only took me one serious try.

@MSte21 3 года назад

@@chipsk8361 Just takes a ton of patience and knowing the routes and layout well.

@marhawkman303 3 года назад

@@MSte21 One video I saw... they actually lured most of them out of the house and shot them outside. But yeah silenced shotgun

@najibzulkafli5820 3 года назад

“Mike doesn’t see the white dots” there lies Mike’s play style for hitman in a nutshell

@tyrannicpuppy 3 года назад

Flashback to Sgail when he put on the armour. Mike: What's that weird empty white circle over that guy's head? Andy: *facepalms*

@marhawkman303 3 года назад

@@tyrannicpuppy yeah, Mike is good at Hitman... but... sometimes he really misses things.

@ChaosDeary 3 года назад

@@marhawkman303 Mike’s playthroughs are many things, including very entertaining, but I wouldn’t really say he’s good at Hitman

@Incoherent-excitement 3 года назад

Mike’s variety of blindness continues to grow 🤣

@marhawkman303 3 года назад

@@ChaosDeary Well is he "one of the best"? no. Is Andy better? maybe. But Mike is still better than most people who play Hitman I think.

@gruggerduggerhoose 3 года назад

“Mike doesn’t see the white dots.” All blocked out by the explosions presumably. Lol

@coaltowking 3 года назад

I love that I'm watching this while being lazy at work.

@toratio8547 2 года назад

Just make sure Andy's not behind you...

@waldowallace9102 3 года назад

The team brought up they funniest thing about the hitman series. You can run around at full speed and no one cares. Walk slowly by a noticer and the cops get called. :)

@JamieHiggins638 3 года назад

In Hitman: Silent Assassin you couldn't run near guards without them getting suspicious. So glad that was removed.

@johnsharplin 3 года назад

Leave it to Andy to so completely commit to a theme in order to complete the brief. Admirable work ethic!

@chekhovsgundam5883 3 года назад

Andy: scourge of the proletariat...

@deeya 3 года назад

Is anyone really surprised that Andy has regimented views of the workforce? Mike is an example of the working peasantry that would be flogged under Andy's rule: "Do you not see the white dots! They are notice-rs!"

@Myrillin 3 года назад

I will never get tired of Andy's 47 impression 😆

@ralphbutcher7294 3 года назад

This makes me curious what missions they’d create for the other deadly sins, Mike making a wrath mission should be fun

@FictionWriter95 Год назад

Andy's wrath mission target would be a random NPC who looks like Mike

@callum2474 3 года назад

Jane with the ABCs ‘always be casing’

@timothyoswald8618 3 года назад

Tales from the crypt? You, sir, are a man of refined taste.

@MrGhostTheBigRoast 3 года назад

wow Andy is turning out to be quite the OXboxtra villain

@theyorkrose5274 3 года назад

And also real life villain. Remember when he cheated at trivia by knowing things? He's like Jane's dorian gray painting, as she gets less evil over time he absorbs it all.

@Ceece20 3 года назад

Next is Andy playing Mike’s mission. It’s finally time for Andy to learn from the real master.

@deeya 3 года назад

I'll never forget the Illusive Target where Mike through Channel Chaos™ completed the mission flawlessly, while Andy's signature stealth failed him, *badly* The salt leaking from Andy that day...

@Ceece20 3 года назад

@@deeya I still rewatch that video for the salt

@ChokoboLP 3 года назад

@@deeya I have to see that. What is that episode called?

@deeya 3 года назад

@@ChokoboLP It's one of the elusive target for the first Hitman game, I forget the title. But IIRC it's in Paris at the Fashion Show.

@supershinigami1 3 года назад

Andy's gonna play it properly and get 5 stars like a real master should.

@NimbleTack 3 года назад

I'm kind of hoping that for Andy's run of Mike's contract one of the objectives will be to complete the entire mission with a rating of zero hit mans. Just to see Andy's head explode.

@vialoftoxin 3 года назад

Good lord that's worse than getting murdered by an exploding rubber duck in the middle of walking with some journalists

@rootsandbonesart 3 года назад

Loving Andy's frequent disclaimers, and Mike's evil laugh at the end.

@zulubunsen9067 3 года назад

Jane: "I won't push this guy off the balcony, I don't want his body to be found." Proceeds to kill him with a garden fork and the body gets found, whereas if he would have died from the fall, it wouldn't have counted as a "Body Found".

@deep-sleep4473 3 года назад

Andy's 47 impression always cracks me up

@DeadmanWL 3 года назад

Andy makes the lazy workers disappear... Has anyone seen the green/purple sofa in the last year? Im worried, the sofa just sat there all day :(

@joeyfrancis2682 3 года назад

Andy's contract was my favourite! Jane's contract was good but killing an undertaker felt wrong somehow? Mike's, well... Let's just say I'm still stressed out now 😅

@GriffinWolf 3 года назад

Minus two stars for not saying "Here's your forking good time" when killing the canoodler.

@docette2015 3 года назад

I love how you guys gave Mike so much guff for getting spotted so much while he played Jane's contract, and Jane spent most of her time running around the grounds getting, well, SPOTTED. At least until she finally got the detective outfit, which was also a close call. Good job on the commitment to "fun murders," though, I approve. XD

@bryangibbs7191 3 года назад

Given the great glee people take in making mods that allow them to kill the children in the Elder Scrolls & Fallout games, it's probably a good thing that Hitman doesn't have children in any of their levels

@RepKyle95 3 года назад

To be fair the kids in those games are annoying as hell and totally had it coming

@Sgt_Kal 3 года назад

I really enjoyed these missions. Thanks for making them, Andy, Jane, and Mike.

@MSte21 3 года назад

This was so Jane, not paying attention to her surroundings at all and constantly having to run away XD

@katfromthekong414 3 года назад

Can't belive Jane messed up the filing system right in the end 🤪

@dantronic1836 3 года назад

Andy, please do a tales from the crypt podcast right now! Just go through and describe every episode - that would be plenty!!

@brentage5000 3 года назад

15:25 for Mike forgetting about Victoria in Hitman: Absolution

@Gcsmith12 3 года назад

That was less "tales from the crypt" and more "Grisly Tales for Gruesome Kids."

@SNAKEpphair 3 года назад

Andy accidentally made the preferred Hitman mission of the upper classes.

@catoninetales 3 года назад

I love how macabre this is. Of course I'd expect nothing less from Andy.

@maliciositygames Год назад

I started watching some of their newer Hitman videos and got addicted to it, so I'm now rummaging through their Hitman playlist (backwards, oddly enough).

@DelrueMadden 3 года назад

Why am I not surprised that Andy is the one who made the level where people taking a break while working for a billionaire are "lazy."

@HarbingersBuddy 3 года назад

It worries me to read ‘Andy’s contract’

@burrito4332 3 года назад

The fine print reads "work till you drop (from assassination)"

@Paskull91 3 года назад

comment to the open space toilete, your coworkers arent always your friends. but this tells a lot about the oxtra team and im glad for you

@paullatham8486 3 года назад

The 1 dislike is from someone who was on a break..

@veraeroes 3 года назад

Hitman content from you guys is my absolute favourite ❤️ can’t wait to play through your contracts myself!

@blazzzzziing 3 года назад

16:58 Never imagined Jane could make a sound like that 🤣

@EBannion 3 года назад

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I canoodle on - ERK - "

@existenz_1 3 года назад

Can't wait to see Andy play Mike's contract!

@vacuumdiagram 3 года назад

ah, 15:51 Andy bringing back Paula Abdul, nice! Great music video!

@samydarkblade2009 3 года назад

This gives a whole new sinister angle to "It's time for work, boys"

@leonardodavinci8313 3 года назад

I am currently taking a break from work while watching this and am now fearing for my life

@peterhague5626 3 года назад

It wasn't that many years ago that a cricketer was killed by the ball. Those things are DANGEROUS. I feel very justified in my youthful fear of the ball

@SolaScientia 3 года назад

I liked the challenge of this one. I should redo Jane's contract to get 5 star SA on it (not doing Mike's again, sorry). A fairly easy 5 star SA if you have patience and get the timing right. Also helps if you get the detective's disguise right from the start. Bloody breeze going about the place then. Edit: I should have cleared that area similarly to how Jane did. I cleared it via the changing/bathroom by it and the two in the kitchen as well, then just shot both targets right in the room.

@blanket444 3 года назад

The cricket ball (even though it's actually a baseball in-game) is, sadly, genuinely lethal. Phillip Hughes was killed while batting after getting hit the neck by a ball.

@deadzepplin9801 3 года назад

is this how barnaby treats the staff

@MrHypnofan 3 года назад

I went to middle school in Florida and we not only had a mini-unit on Cricket, but we played it with tennis balls. It was kinda fun, though I am sure we were in no way following the rules.

@crazycraig6656 3 года назад

I bought hitman when you all started doin the 3 ways to play and never been disappointed

@memashes 3 года назад

No one let Jeff Bezos see this. He'll get ideas for Amazon employees, and he's got the money to make it happen.

@FnRenner 3 года назад

Extra points for including a Tales From the Crypt refrence. Gotta wonder what percentage of your audience has ever seen the show, movies, comic books, or cartoons. I can't believe it's above 50%...

@emrfish6 3 года назад

So I suppose this means that Andy is going to need to go all Michael Bay for Mike's contract? Like the complete opposite of how he tends to play these games?

@whatsinaname7289 3 года назад

It's confirmed guys, Andy hates people who take more than 30 minutes each day off work. Jk, it's just so funny to hear him trying to defend himself.

@MrUkraider 3 года назад

Jane doing an Andy inspired / created featured contract on Hitman 3, this is sure to create much chaos, enjoyment and hilarity in equal measure. Loving all new content oxbox

@AvinashSreemadhav 3 года назад

If I ever work for Andy I should remember to take really short breaks or Jane might kill me.

@Kalah_ 3 года назад

Andy: "You can take the tranq gun instead of the lethal one..." Jane: "Hmmmmmmmmmm....... no." :D Jane, your Prudence is showing. :D

@spacelaser549 3 года назад

Watching this as I am on break from work! Wait... whats that noise? Must have been my imagination!

@michaelthomas6108 3 года назад

Hello Boos and Ghouls. Jane should have put both of those lovers in the bathroom cupboard, so they can be entombed together for all eternity. Hehehehehehe.

@Venomtankmod 3 года назад

Can’t wait for Andy to silent assassin mikes

@malcap 3 года назад

Andy is making me wonder what the work conditions over in OX are like, but.... then again a few more videos a week from them aren't so bad. 😉

@callumdonington2227 3 года назад

Well they're called the video mines for a reason. Why do you think the Ellen clones are so short?

@ahkine4096 3 года назад

Right now all i can think of is 47 at a child's birthday party dressed in a kids sized suit sitting cross legged in a sea of kids with his blank stare. The lesser known narnia book lion the witch in the electrical junction box.

@luketsimmons1982 3 года назад

One step forward, two steps back... Jane summarising not only how most people play Hitman but also the last year and a half living day by day in a pandemic. No one can say Oxbox aren't culturally relevant at all times 👍

@XDarkGreyX 3 года назад

26:04 great, now I imagine Luke getting out of the shower whilst Andy's trimming his beard at the sink. Meanwhile Mike is standing in the corner brushing his teeth, Ellen is sitting on the toilet, and Jane is outside banging on the door because someone locked it and she needs to let loose the coffee and hatred she drank earlier.

@Icam_here 3 года назад

man i can't believe how much Andy hates lazy people in this sloth themed featured contract. well done Jane, rather enjoyed watching this

@Galidar 3 года назад

I had so much fun playing these three contracts.

@omicronfinger2388 Год назад

8:38 Jane when the police ask why I'm dead

@gothmissstress 3 года назад

Congratulations on returning back to the studio! Have fun 😀

@coyoteartist 3 года назад

According to my watch history, Between 9 last night and 11:45 am, I've watched 15 true crime videos, chock full of all the classics. None of them have a patch on the Oxers and Hitman.

@jormungandrtheworldserpent8382 3 года назад

please tell me you guys are going to make contracts for each deadly sin that would be so cool

@rurikeiller2671 3 года назад

Loved that sneaky Rex Banner reference...

@masktheory 3 года назад

Yikes. I've sabred literally hundreds of champagne bottles, and it would have to be pretty catastrophic to end up with glass in the drink. There's a lot of bars of pressure in that bottle, any shards should be blown very clear of a successful sabreage.

@AchtungBeccaC 3 года назад

These are fun. I do love it when Jane plays and Andy and Mike are the angel and devil on her shoulder. Very much looking forward to the final contract!

@raphaelsteyn6558 3 года назад

Haven't commented here before, but I love this channel (and you guys playing this game in particular!). In fact, I love it so much that when my father mentioned that he wanted a new game to play for his birthday that had a multiple ways to get through the level I immediately thought of your 3 ways to play hitman videos and it just clicked. The only hiccup is that I'm not sure if I can get the hitman trilogy for Xbox one (that's the console my father plays on). Anyone know the answer?

@misuki_moyuki 3 года назад

Jane is the mix of both andy and mike

@AKraftwerkOranj 3 года назад

These three featured contracts are great (Mike’s is punishing.) Just wondering if you’ll all be playing any more ETs, contracts, escalations etc?

@zerin25 3 года назад

Speaking as someone who has taken a tennis ball hit by a cricket bat right to the jaw, it still bloody hurts! Though I am thankful it wasn't a cricket ball since it definitely would've broken something.

@strodey123 3 года назад

OMG you can turn off sinks now? True next gen.

@vladydaddy9116 3 года назад

Omg you guys are so British talking about cricket balls, I love it.

@r00b1XCu6E 3 года назад

Ironically, 47 dressed as a gardener and a butler isn't doing their job, should Mike show up and go loud, blowing up this particular lazy bones?

@Artificer1911 3 года назад

22:50 I had a filing system in New Vegas, or rather a Clean Up the Streets campaign, because the area surrounding New Vegas proper had gotten so littered with the bodies of people who tried to rob me. I ended up choosing a dumpster and dropping them all into there. :D