Hitman Contract: ALL THE DROP KILLS - Danse Macabre Contract (Let's Play Hitman) 

"Some of the parishioners swear they saw a figure dressed as a plague doctor ominously watching the service from outside the church. Minutes later, the priest gets gets crushed by the tower's bell." Stephen King is rabidly taking notes

Clearly the church parishioner snapped the priest's neck before the bell landed on them both. That's what happens when you hog all the communion wine for yourself.

Onlooker: who died? Detective: Padre Francesco, did you know him? Onlooker: doesnt ring a bell

As a budding game developer, I think the reason the second guy wasn't recorded as "killed by a falling object" is because he was killed by a scripted event rather than a simulated physics object hitting him too hard.

It was all very neatly wrapped up by leaving the dead hippie with the Plague Doctor outfit. Detectives will just assume he was on a bad drug trip, stole the outfit and murdered two people before breaking into the apartment downstairs, getting naked and..somehow... committing suicide by chandelier. The perfect crime...

Love how you guys were singing "put him in a box" and Andy proceeds to put him in a cupboard

The priest was killed by the guy who found him unconcious

Sign posted outside of town: Welcome to Beautiful Sapienza! Days Since Last Accident: 4̶7̶ 0

That last chandelier was spot on guys. You might even say it landed... _dead center._

Detective "Can you describe the suspect fleeing from the scene?" Witness "About 6'2", around 185 pounds, wearing a brown leather cloak; oh, and he had a big white beak." Detective "Ooook. I think you should talk to our psychiatrist."

Goodness gracious it's Scarecrow Andy all over again.

Jane:"Why is this outfit so terrifying" Two days later a plague doctor serial killer is on the loose. Hmm. Not suspicious at all.

Murderous plague doctor? I'm getting Assassin's Creed Brotherhood flashbacks...

I love Jane's "Yeeeesssss" at 13:15. Full of so much evil scheming.

"That the plague is in town" - this did not age well lmao

Buy the new Oxbox Hitman album, with songs like: 1. Put him in a box .... That's it. ON SALE NOW!!!

*Saint Saens orchestrates Danse Macabre ominously in the background*

actually , the mask shaped like that so the "doctor" wont smell the corpses . they used to put herbs like lavender in the mask

Jane likes her murders to go. "Put him in a box, I'll finish him off later, thanks."

Andy's movie-esque serial killer persona gets me every time. You could say it kills me ;D

Hey Andy, Jane and Mike, if you happen to read this, I have a video idea. "Video game Bosses whose battle tactics were way too convenient". Basically any bosses that; A) Were way too easy in a game with otherwise super hard or at least decently challenging boss fights. B) Had multiple phases, with the first phase being way too easy so as to throw players off. C) Were defeated pretty easily, only to come back later on and be a pain in the ass for everyone (whether that be in the same game they first appeared in or in a sequel or something). Just an idea I had and thought I should share.

12:05 Oh great! Now I'll get weird looks for singing "put him in a box" all day. Again.

Hah, Andy hits a 70 year old in the face with a crowbar twice, and wonders what killed him.

I imagine the chef just wakes up, walks out of his office, and starts barking orders like Gordon Ramsey each time 47 murderizes him.

I mean he should be able to hold it, he seems to have unlimited disguise-holding bags.

So first he dresses up as a scarecrow, now he's a plague doctor. What's will Andy's next creepy costume be?

Butt pouch brings a whole new meaning to "fanny" pack.

Andy: surely there has to be a way to........ Jane in an evil voice: YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS and for some reason, no one even flinches.

Think of things that can be dropped on people...OH! MY MIXTAPE! Drop my mixtape on him!

"That crowbar was an absolute God-send..." You mean the one used to kill the priest?

I REALLY like that spooky music you guys put in. Thank you

The blending in mechanic never ceases to amaze me! Chef: wow! What a kind stranger this guy is to come and wipe down our counter for extended periods of time!

One of my favorite parts of the video,"Put him in a box in a box na na na na naa."

That priest looked really familiar. His face really rang a bell. He's probably just a dead ringer for someone I know.

You guys play hitman like youve never played a video game before. Its sweet.

Andy's creepy laugh actually spooked me.

It wasn't to keep the plague out... It was to make the smell of death bearable... and it looks awesome! lol

You really got the 'drop' on those guys andy!

Agent 47 finally finished his costume of his idol, the Grim Reaper.

Thanks to you guys I bought this game, love it! please keep these videos going

"Put Him in a Box" the next hit single from Outsidexbox. Choreography by hit artist Agent 47.

im enjoying all these hitman videos, but this one is definitely my favorite

Agent 47 really got the drop on those targets. It's a good job Andy didn't let him down.

I'm so going to miss Hitman vids ; ; hopefully season 2 gets sorted out. Please keep finding more contracts to do!

OXBox are turning into OXtra with the synchronised singing!

12:13 ngl that little box song sung by all three of you in unison was adorable

Haven't watched it yet. I won't really have time to until later tonight, but it's OutsideXbox and it's Hitman and I know I'll love it as I always do, so here's a like and a comment sight unseen.

Commenting for no reason other than to 3 years after the fact congratulate you on the 7th Guest music.

I sing along every time they launch into "put him in a box, in a box, puuuut him in a boooooox"

Um is no-one gonna say anything about Andy's absolutely _bone-chilling_ evil laugh?

Best rendition of "baby give it up" ever!!!

I like that Andy took the lead on this contract... like if Andy can't get all those specifics NO ONE CAN

Nicely done Andy! The game does not know what it's talking about!

Dogs can look up Jane, you need to stop listening to Big Al

That guy wasn't reviving the priest Andy, he was another agent in cover who couldn't believe his luck and shot the unconscious body.

47 is adopting a new lifestyle. He's saying goodbye to his hitmanning ways.

I love the use of The 7th Guest music.

Ahem...the contract ID Number thing is X-03-68365131-81 X will equal what platform you're on, so replace X with 1 for PC (Windows, Mac and Linux), X= 2 for PS4, and X=3 for XboNe Once again, you're welcome. Good Hunting.

Best Oxbox Hitman Video

the edits in the vid were really good

Agent 47, man of many talents. Includes opening doors while carrying bodies.

good job you have embraced the universe

i love these "lets plays" the commentary is hilarious

Great show, got the drop on all three of them!

This was AMAZING!

Definitely wasn't wearing shoes, gotta love how you went to the 100% opposite outfit at the end

First the Scarecrow Murderer and now the Plague Doctor of Death. 47 likes to cosplay when he's killing someone...or Andy likes to cosplay when he's killing someone...which is even creepier...

A messenger bag to stuff a disguise in could be a neat item to add to 47's arsenal. Carrying around a bag wouldn't be appropriate everywhere or in every outfit, and a bag filled with someone else's clothing would probably look suspicious if you got searched, but being able to move disguises to move convenient locations could be a great asset (especially if a new level was designed with this in mind).

The 17:19 moment was exactly what I needed 😂 thank you

priests, chefs and hippies are not safe from the plague doctor "good evening muhahaha"

Please keep doing more even though the season has finished

"In a box, in a box. Put him in a box--" D'oh! After watching this video, that's all I am humming now.

6:28 Vincent Price is summoned for a laugh cameo.

The reason they put aromatic herbs in those big long breathing tubes is because that was the days of the theory of miasma: if you smelled the sick, you were exposed to the illness. Which, honestly, is better than a lot of other attempts at germ theory. Airborne germs are a thing, and inhaling them is how you get infected. That said, the solution is to wear a filter that prevents those particles from getting through, not just something that makes it smell nice. Also, there was a bit of a false positive with the plague doctor outfit that led to its use being somewhat prolonged. They dressed head to toe in gowns, wore gloves, and had a mask and hood that covered their entire head. The only way germs can get in is through that monstrous snout, and that's a fair bit of upward movement for a virus or bacterium. Well, or any rips in the clothing, or places where they cheaped out and didn't use leather, or stitching holes that weren't waxed for the unrelated purpose of waterproofing. It's actually not a bad hazmat suit, given they had no idea what they were trying to protect themselves from (mechanically; conceptually it was plague, clearly) Also, the main means by which bubonic plague is transferred is through insect bites, and they're usually not determined enough to bite a person that they'll work their way through that suit to get at some bare skin. Especially not when everyone else is a normal Italian and is more concerned about keeping cool most of the year because Italy is miserably hot a lot of the time...thus leading to a fair bit of exposed skin on the average person.

If I go to your channel... and click on a video, I click like immediately. because you've never failed us. :) you guys are great... (no pressure) :) LOL

Danse Macabre contract, good name, "Danse", oh no my Brotherhood of Steel instincts are kicking in, AD VICTORIAM!

You guys crushed this mission with flying then falling colours.

Maybe the second target was killed by the guy that everyone thought was waking him up! If that was the case instant karma got to another level there. OoO

Andy you've been cheated! You dropped a massive bell on the target how can they say you didn't use a falling object....unless when you gave him a "friendly tap" with your crowbar you did more damage then you expected too

Do any of you think it's creepy that Andy can do a perfect evil voice AND evil laugh

Mike's hippy joke got SHOT DOWN which was wayyyyy funnier than the actual joke.

I still think Andy's secretly a super-repressed supervillain.

This contract was hilarious!

This video was like a master's lesson in death by feng shui

Should have just taken them to the wee party, then push them off a ledge as they come down. "But Diana, they were so high that they themselves were falling objects."

Police men at each crime scene: Hmm. Looks like someone got the DROP on them.

You gotta give props to the plague doctors, wearing a literary representation of dead, they are the epitome of honesty 😂

That was amazing and that was BS that it didn't count the priest for a falling object kill since didn't it say 'accidental'?

After all his work as a Plague Doctor I think 47 is a prime candidate for a job a Dr. Andy's Horrortorium.

17:00 "weed cigarette" 😂😂😂 I mean most people call it a blunt but different strokes for different folks lol

It's Termination Tuesday!

What if you just push them down a cliff? You DROP them on sharp rocks. If Diana complains you could just say "Semantics, Diana. Semantics"

Watching 47 being a serial killing plague doctor has made me develop a theory that Jason is actually just Hitman wearing padded clothes and a hockey mask.

The Priest probably woke up and the first and last thing he saw was the bell plummeting towards him. Not a pleasant way to go.

I made a contract, it's called 'Dodgy dealings in Hokkaido'. There's 5 targets and one involves blowing up the hospital director with the explosive phone 😆

His full name is 'Andy OnTheControls JoinedByJaneAndMike'

for future reference with any other contracts you guys might try, droppable items such as Chandeliers, bells and stalactites can be shot with your pistol

Best show!

Padre Francesco died out of sadness when he saw that someone is ruining his bell tower. Simple as that.

props for soundtrack from the 7th Guest