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Hitman Contract: Broken Shower - DRAG HIM TO THE ROOF! (Let's Play Hitman) 

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Hitman’s Contracts mode lets you take on challenges set by other players. In this particular contract, our challenge is to kill a guy complaining about a broken shower in the basement of Thailand’s Himmapan Hotel, in a fall. Hit play to see how we got on. Subscribe! www.tinyurl.com/SubToOxbox
The perceptive among you may have already spotted the problem, in that it is quite tricky to fall to your death when you’re in the basement, the lowest point in the building. Still, that’s nothing a little Hitman ingenuity, elbow grease, and a lot of body dragging can’t fix.
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@maxlittlewood
@maxlittlewood 7 лет назад
Jane: "Out through the window!" Mike: "Just kill him." Andy: "I'm not killing him" The perfect example of the Oxbox crew's personalities.
@nla3986
@nla3986 7 лет назад
Wait when was this?
@Djiriod
@Djiriod 7 лет назад
2:50
@JonisTV
@JonisTV 7 лет назад
Max Littlewood he he he
@goawayleavemealone2880
@goawayleavemealone2880 7 лет назад
J - Out through the window. M - Blow Him Up. A - I'm not killing him. Would have been a better example of the Oxbox crew's personalities. Particularly if Ellen had been plotting ways to mentally torture him, while Luke hid in the wardrobe in the bathroom to avoid confrontation.
@lemonlite_
@lemonlite_ 7 лет назад
Jane: Observant, Mike: Ruthless Killer, Andy: Has Humanity.
@Sakkeru96
@Sakkeru96 7 лет назад
"There's a man with a broken shower, and we're gonna go murder him." And we learn how Andy's career as a plumber went.
@Sakkeru96
@Sakkeru96 7 лет назад
*bows*
@redstonecasey4713
@redstonecasey4713 7 лет назад
Spacelady Eilidhan He's the un-Mario.
@TheSerbianEmperor
@TheSerbianEmperor 7 лет назад
I like how there were hotel guests just minding their own business, when all of a sudden, up the stairs there comes a security guard dragging an unconscious naked man, throws him of the balcony and then runs away. Makes me wonder what may have gone through their heads.
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 7 лет назад
TheEmperorSRB if you play like Mike, what's going through their heads is bullets.
@davetheman7495
@davetheman7495 7 лет назад
probably "I didn't have that much to drink"
@robertlombardo8437
@robertlombardo8437 Год назад
"They haven't started spraying for bugs *yet* have they?"
@jedihorjus
@jedihorjus 7 лет назад
First Rule of Hitman Club: Never run. Only jog. Second Rule of Hitman Club: If you must run, run directly towards the nearest armed hostile.
@SheikhYerass
@SheikhYerass 7 лет назад
You DON'T talk about hit man club.
@siebewijnen4914
@siebewijnen4914 7 лет назад
This hotel probably has really good reviews as they kill anyone who complains about something, a broken shower for example.
@andreabasalto
@andreabasalto 6 лет назад
If there isn't anyone left to make bad reviews...
@NGMonocrom
@NGMonocrom 7 лет назад
Jane's voice is so soothing when she's encouraging a murder... "It's fine, it's fine. Shhh, shhh."
@57thorns
@57thorns 5 лет назад
To be honest, she shhhes when she is strangling someone so they will be knocked out for a few hours. (Brain damage from lack of oxygen anyone?)
@Robbnlinzi
@Robbnlinzi 5 лет назад
NGMonocrom mmmm. Murder Asmr
@NathanWeeks
@NathanWeeks 7 лет назад
I thought for sure Mike's solution would be to pack several explosives under the guy, blast him several hundred feet in the air, and claim it was the fall that killed him. Next time.
@MKULTRA95
@MKULTRA95 7 лет назад
14:55 "There's someone in that room!" "No there's not." Ah, denial. A hitman's most powerful weapon.
@Shane24597
@Shane24597 7 лет назад
It's never a good sign when the "foolproof" plan is laid out within 7 minutes in an 18 minute video.
@joeywild2011
@joeywild2011 6 лет назад
LostTea What if said foolproof plan takes 11 minutes to carry out?
@BewareTheJadePhoenix
@BewareTheJadePhoenix 7 лет назад
~Painting the roses blue We're painting the roses blue Oh, pardon me, but mister three Why must you paint them blue? 47, he likes them blue If he saw them white in lieu He'd raise a fuss, and each of us Would bid our lives adieu We'd rather this not come due So, we're painting the roses blue~
@CloudPow
@CloudPow 7 лет назад
I really liked that.
@daafaev15
@daafaev15 7 лет назад
Legend has it that if your shower mysteriously breaks, its a sign that the not-so-silent assassin Andy is coming for you. Your days are numbered...
@alanah4974
@alanah4974 7 лет назад
daafaev15 Oh no, both my showers are broken
@blinky3552
@blinky3552 7 лет назад
Alanah Etheridge-Eels That means two Andys are coming for you. I'd keep you in my prayers but they won't help. May god have mercy on your soul
@daafaev15
@daafaev15 7 лет назад
Blinky maybe the two Andys will see each other and start fighting out of selfishness, ultimately cancelling each other out
@alanah4974
@alanah4974 7 лет назад
daafaev15 I can only hope
@vEnnzzoo
@vEnnzzoo 7 лет назад
12:32 "Punch, Punch, Punch or do ANYTHING!" Gotta love this these people.
@saltylilradio
@saltylilradio 7 лет назад
I feel really sorry for the target- dragged up several flights of stairs, folded up, dumped on the same stairs they were dragged up... He must be a really heavy sleeper.
@TheIrishGamerGuy
@TheIrishGamerGuy 7 лет назад
bwah hahahahhahaaaaa.......in absolute stitches laughing over this
@aaronmcdonald4685
@aaronmcdonald4685 7 лет назад
Another brilliant Oxbox tactic perfected through trial, error, and ultra violence. Though I don't think I'll sleep tonight thinking of the poor victim from Andy's first run. I definitely heard that crack, but I guess putting him in a coma wasn't good enough. Today's lesson: No half measures!
@logansmith7517
@logansmith7517 7 лет назад
Aaron McDonald Ultra Violence? The only way I completed the hotel contracts in the first place was by murdering everyone in the basement.
@RijaMo
@RijaMo 7 лет назад
groundhog day assassin... sounds like a sick ass movie concept
@Hailstormand
@Hailstormand 7 лет назад
Oh god that wasn't a rude hand gesture, it's an inviting one! Depends on what you have in mind.
@logansmith7517
@logansmith7517 7 лет назад
Hailstormand oh wow
@afruitypunchy
@afruitypunchy 7 лет назад
I want to make a pun about a bald assassin with wrench leaving trails of knocked out innocents. But I got a headache thinking about it.
@nines3048
@nines3048 7 лет назад
"but if there's a stairwell" "does that count? I don't think you can lob him off a stairwell" "but if there's a higher stairwell....."
@maxchatterji5866
@maxchatterji5866 7 лет назад
Thank you for quoting that. As somebody with no ears, I rely on random quotes people like you post in the comments section to piece together the dialogue of the whole video.
@nines3048
@nines3048 7 лет назад
You're welcome, just doing my part for the greater good.
@nicholass1280
@nicholass1280 7 лет назад
my words exactly, thank you.(this isn't even sarcastic for once)
@TheReZisTLust
@TheReZisTLust 5 лет назад
47: *gestures handy* Man: *Stands up to agree* 47: Its just a prank bro! *knocks him out*
@KH2fan26
@KH2fan26 7 лет назад
How inconsiderate, he complains about a broken shower when there are multiple other working ones. And then when he vomits, he chooses the garbage as opposed to the toilet, someone has to clean that up. 47 took care of a menace on society.
@blackbird_entropy
@blackbird_entropy 7 лет назад
And Andy's done it again. Are we sure, he isn't an actual trained hitman?
@Tigercup9
@Tigercup9 7 лет назад
"Bring up to your suite! To kill him, obviously." Smooooooooth Mike.
@Jer.Levesque
@Jer.Levesque 7 лет назад
No! Don't lean against the railing! That's how hitmans push their enemies to their death!
@marthvader4824
@marthvader4824 7 лет назад
That's how GOOD hitmans push their enemies to their deaths.
@MinniMaster
@MinniMaster 7 лет назад
Agent 46.5 Was 47 already taken?
@marthvader4824
@marthvader4824 7 лет назад
MinniMaster Yes. Yes it was.
@firstnamelastname7244
@firstnamelastname7244 5 лет назад
"I think it's the best plan ever." **Becomes immediately compromised**
@populousclone7330
@populousclone7330 7 лет назад
I love how they never realised the cameras were compromising them!
@Alex-zh4il
@Alex-zh4il 7 лет назад
Seriously, OutsideHitman channel would be awesome!
@terencecallaghan8719
@terencecallaghan8719 7 лет назад
I liked Mikes giggle as Andy systematically wrenched all the people!
@tqnium2794
@tqnium2794 7 лет назад
I know the little survey in the corner actually has a purpose and all, but I was having a lot of fun pressing all the answers and watching the bar fill to 100% since I was the early enough to be the only one who answered.
@johnoneil9188
@johnoneil9188 7 лет назад
Man, that mission really did DRAG on, didn´t it?
@JoriDiculous
@JoriDiculous 7 лет назад
It did *step* up after a while though.
@mayaerzi1710
@mayaerzi1710 7 лет назад
John O ́neil GET OUT! (Good one, though!)
@benparsons4979
@benparsons4979 7 лет назад
if u dump a body over a railing, if the fall will kill him, it should say 'eliminate' under the 'dump' icon, if he's unconscious
@CucumberSadness
@CucumberSadness 7 лет назад
Mike: "I'm not going to mess it up" Me: *blinks* Mike: *dies amid panicked screaming*
@nadirbaitsaleem7270
@nadirbaitsaleem7270 7 лет назад
I can't wait for the next season of Hitman to watch you guys play it!
@AzureDragoonGX
@AzureDragoonGX 7 лет назад
Agent 47 starts this video offering a new service.
@crows2808
@crows2808 7 лет назад
Parks a dead body, not around a corner, not behind a wall or obstruction, but on a staircase: "How did they discover my dastardly deed!" Guys, you've lost your stealthy edge. Except Mike. Mike has only gotten more stealthy over time. Which is to say, less explosive. Incidentally, did anyone else figure that the contract was given by the two guys on the bench waiting for the idiot to either figure out how the shower works or get moving. And instead, they got called a couple of wankers and punched in the face.
@JamesJohnson-dj2pd
@JamesJohnson-dj2pd Год назад
I think the funniest thing about these videos is that regardless of who is playing, half the video is that person doing some shenanigans and then saying "it's fine, it's fine," while the other two freak out.
@Contla3
@Contla3 7 лет назад
Adaptive hitmaning at it's finest.
@lealjader
@lealjader 7 лет назад
Mike, you jinxed this so much that the game itself decided that broken necks just don't kill people anymore
@originallmoney9099
@originallmoney9099 7 лет назад
*Security shows up* Mike: "Kill him!" How very "Mike" of you, Mike.
@ivanwainwright2337
@ivanwainwright2337 7 лет назад
Andy is still loving this game, as am I.
@TheRealJDPerry
@TheRealJDPerry 7 лет назад
My first thought was "throw some soap under his feet in the shower" I mean that does count as a fall right?
@giggity-goggity-doo805
@giggity-goggity-doo805 7 лет назад
Dan Miathail Can't do that.
@CaitlinRC
@CaitlinRC 7 лет назад
Clearly he just wanted to SHOWER you in affection but instead his hopes FELL short.
@AmazingJoe96
@AmazingJoe96 7 лет назад
that's a show of the week comment if I ever saw one
@maxlittlewood
@maxlittlewood 7 лет назад
Oh no my weakness puns. That and suspicious trails of coins that lead to deadly places
@AgentHomer
@AgentHomer 7 лет назад
well, sorry, you didn't.
@Crimson_Rogue97
@Crimson_Rogue97 7 лет назад
It was less of them falling for him and more him falling for them. Repeatedly.
@ashtherion
@ashtherion 7 лет назад
Caitlin RC just raining down the puns... Also you know you've watched too many Show of the Week/Weekend videos when you start recognizing commenters in the comments section...
@TowkayCC
@TowkayCC 7 лет назад
best and funniest video from the oxbox team yet!
@marthvader4824
@marthvader4824 7 лет назад
I tried dragging my target to the roof once... Unfortunately *I* was the one to go over, not my target.
@polkarrty
@polkarrty 7 лет назад
Who ever your diana is mustve facepalmed so hard On another note is your diana named di? Diana.5? Xd
@marthvader4824
@marthvader4824 7 лет назад
polkarrty Well... I don't actually have a Diana... or any handler whatsoever, actually. I do like to pretend that, during my missions, I have someone giving me directions and telling me what to do next. I call her "Ana". She's nice...
@matejtomala3166
@matejtomala3166 7 лет назад
Agent 46.5 cuz youre not 47 you fucking imposter
@TheSyntactics
@TheSyntactics 7 лет назад
8:07 "Can we get him up to your suite?...to kill him obviously"
@usamamahdee3105
@usamamahdee3105 7 лет назад
Jane's pastime of scaring people in the class mirror jump scare has really seeped in this Let's play.
@cybraxcyberspace
@cybraxcyberspace 4 года назад
Got excited when the guy called out the contract conditions for then to be disappointed when he says "oh it's optional".
@chloe.imogen
@chloe.imogen 7 лет назад
I love watching you guys play Hitman. you should do more escalations!
@atharva3774
@atharva3774 7 лет назад
Jane is like "sshhhhh,Keep quite or they will hear you through the game!!" .Classic Oxbox.
@chrishutter6002
@chrishutter6002 7 лет назад
When the employee walks in on you choking out the wrong guy, all I can picture is: *freeze-frame, record-scratching noise* "Hi. Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess."
@Xhumed
@Xhumed 7 лет назад
Incredibly, when Andy mentioned Tombstone piledriver, my phone alarm went off. My alarm? The Undertaker's entrance theme. Spooky.
@U_C_G
@U_C_G 6 лет назад
I absolutely loved the pop-up questionnaire if he should have died or not
@angusjamieson9236
@angusjamieson9236 7 лет назад
Jane trying not to be noticed was like Fawlty towers
@darshvia
@darshvia 7 лет назад
47 just lies on a beach on a blanket, under an umbrella, wearing a full suit and gloves.
@BlandOdin
@BlandOdin 7 лет назад
Just got hitman and I love it
@LordSleepy99
@LordSleepy99 7 лет назад
Dam they missed the opportunity to call the optional objective of killing him with an accidental fall, "Don't drop the soup"
@jetpackcthulhu
@jetpackcthulhu 7 лет назад
The Philosophy of being Mike in Hitman: No one will notice if theirs no one to notice! Loophole!
@TMWriting
@TMWriting 7 лет назад
This may be the most extreme reaction to a maintenance request I've ever seen, and I was present for the Clogged Drain Massacre of '06.
@sundawg911
@sundawg911 7 лет назад
feel like Hitman Series needs to hire you guys to think of inventive scenarios to kill ppl.
@JoyFetters
@JoyFetters 7 лет назад
That waiter's leg while you dragged him into the bathroom is going to give me nightmares now...thanks, OXBOX. Y'all are the best. 😐 😏
@samuelwagner437
@samuelwagner437 7 лет назад
I mean, with the ending speedboats, 47 would have to spend too much time turning the boats to a direction where he could actually drive out of the harbor. With the chosen boat, he can just pull out right away.
@deonzichtbaredaan6478
@deonzichtbaredaan6478 7 лет назад
I love outsidexbox Hitman
@symon3308
@symon3308 5 лет назад
I just watch the first 3 attempts. Mike and Jane got to the dump the body, but both run towards the guards... with guns... LOL
@joeyw5347
@joeyw5347 7 лет назад
It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine - every oxbox hitman video 😂
@DrakeAurum
@DrakeAurum 7 лет назад
It seems like a better plan would be: 1. Get wrench. 2. Fix shower. 3. Wait for target to finish showering and go back upstairs. 4. Push target off something. Then again, Agent 47 wasn't wearing his Mario outfit this time, so that probably wouldn't work.
@lexverwey2191
@lexverwey2191 7 лет назад
witnesses were present when you threw him off the balcony, but clearly it was an accidental death..lmao
@sanoslo
@sanoslo 7 лет назад
the first few seconds had me in stitches. Or you could say. Ah shit I cant think of a pun now. Goddammit. You will have to think of one for me. Thank me later, Jane :D
@SohiTheTinyKittenHuman
@SohiTheTinyKittenHuman 6 лет назад
I feel like Mike’s play-style is kill everybody and nobody gets hurt
@unable2pwn
@unable2pwn 7 лет назад
Haven't started watching but this sounds like Mike is going to do well
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 7 лет назад
Hitman loves blue winter roses. Hitman is Lyanna Stark CONFIRMED!
@ThePonz87
@ThePonz87 7 лет назад
that mirror scare :D
@chaoticbloodmage
@chaoticbloodmage 7 лет назад
That cracking sound reminded me of when I tore a ligament in my knee. If the fall didn't kill him he is going to be in a lot of pain.
@vEnnzzoo
@vEnnzzoo 7 лет назад
The lethal poison syringe also counts as an accident kill. Could have saved you a lot of time, but this was much more fun to watch. Do more Hitman please :))
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 7 лет назад
the goal was actually "fall", not accident.
@AdamusPrime24
@AdamusPrime24 7 лет назад
This playthrough is 'no one will notice is there's no one TO notice' in a nutshell! XD Also, those two guys conversing in the shower area about 'an island off the coast of Costa Rica'! Crossover confirmed! :P Agent 47 will be able to use a variety of dinosaurs in his assassinations and some targets will be dinos themselves, like that one Velociraptor (she knows what she did)!
@1001AlbumsJourney
@1001AlbumsJourney 7 лет назад
more of these funny contracts please guys
@DeludedOne
@DeludedOne 7 лет назад
You know what could have made this easier? I believe that you can actually put a sleeping gas into the air conditioning system that would put most of the hotel guests to sleep. Don't know if it reaches all the way to the showers in the basement, but it might clear the route you need to make the target take a fall.
@yohnnyjames
@yohnnyjames 7 лет назад
guys i love your channel
@plan8067
@plan8067 7 лет назад
Should that have killed him? -Yes -Obviously -I'm No Doctor -Man's a goner That is the Oxbox charm.
@dr.k8610
@dr.k8610 5 лет назад
I love this game, bu sometimes it makes no sense. For example, in Hitman 2, you can walk around as a civilian with a combat knife but you can’t have a letter opener even as a bodyguard
@bruhmomentum5064
@bruhmomentum5064 7 лет назад
I love the beginning of the video when Jane says "murder gaze," and it sounds like "murder gays."
@marvelfan-jm9kj
@marvelfan-jm9kj 8 месяцев назад
i just imagine the trauma on some poor staff member opening a bathroom door to find agent 47 halfway into taking off a unconcious persons clothes...doesn't look too good, 47😅
@gordwu9182
@gordwu9182 7 лет назад
I love these guys XD
@lightningrod1063
@lightningrod1063 7 лет назад
"Murder gaze." -Jane
@lewayprevis
@lewayprevis 7 лет назад
Normally, this is the game you three do best on, yet I look at your performances, and I hang my head in shame. Couldn't you have chosen a better method?
@57thorns
@57thorns 5 лет назад
2:11 in the background is the witness that got away on that first try, where the team were all flustered about why there was a search going on.
@obliviousnaga2633
@obliviousnaga2633 7 лет назад
Agent 47 on the beach would be like the STIG on the beach. Come to think about it, they probably hang out do together
@ancorites969
@ancorites969 7 лет назад
I'm starting to get seriously concerned about Jane's reactions to certain events. Watch your backs, guys.
@callmehanson9466
@callmehanson9466 7 лет назад
The dev's should make a mode where people you knock out actually wake up after a set amount of time.
@lnt305
@lnt305 6 лет назад
When you just wanna get changed in the basement, but all the lockers are full of unconcious staff. :-(
@brunodionisio2511
@brunodionisio2511 7 лет назад
A BROKEN shower? WONDERFUL!
@mii6619
@mii6619 7 лет назад
Correct me if I'm wrong.. Wasn't there a way to knock out all the people in the hotel at once using the ventilation system? Couldn't you have used that method to simplify the task of getting him to a balcony unseen?
@logansmith7517
@logansmith7517 7 лет назад
mii6619 It was only in the lobby.
@mii6619
@mii6619 7 лет назад
+Logan Smith Aha... Thanks for clarifying
@TheMbangel
@TheMbangel 2 года назад
Dragging a body past a camera and *gets spotted* : wait, what happened?!
@3w171
@3w171 7 лет назад
Basement showers? "It puts the lotion on the skin"
@Pvtvito
@Pvtvito 7 лет назад
Falling "accident" is a weird way to put a security guard throwing a guy over a balcony infront of witnesses.
@CassidyCope
@CassidyCope 7 лет назад
00:00:35 I once leaned. Some crazy dude in a tux just popped up behind me and pushed me off.
@dylanwagher7213
@dylanwagher7213 7 лет назад
I would start out like Andy then just decide: "You know, no one can spot me if they are ALL unconcious!" then knock everyone out
@Chabs1991
@Chabs1991 7 лет назад
I can't believe Jane and Mike just ignored Andy's "he's DEAD tired" comment. Justice for Andy!
@ParallelPenguins
@ParallelPenguins 7 лет назад
I think by "fall" they meant like slip and fall and knock your head in the shower, not necessarily fall from a height.
@twilliamspro
@twilliamspro 7 лет назад
Dara Perih how do you make him slip and fall?
@dirkda2451
@dirkda2451 7 лет назад
that's what I was thinking can't they drop a bar of soap or a banana peel for him to slip and fall over ?
@brentage5000
@brentage5000 7 лет назад
dirk da I think you just described how the entire oxbox crew got their jobs
@chloe.imogen
@chloe.imogen 7 лет назад
I don't think you can do that in hitman, unfortunately :/
@sonofkabisch
@sonofkabisch 7 лет назад
Maybe they could have gotten him to "fall" on some bullets
@Freddietse
@Freddietse 7 лет назад
Jane listing 5W1H, so informative
@willben20
@willben20 7 лет назад
Outsidexbox! I issue you a challenge. I have just completed a series of create-a-contracts, complete with bonus objectives in the contract description to add more challenge. Each mission is called 'ARC - Operation: ' made by Willben20 I'm a huge fan of you guys, in fact your Hitman 3 Ways to Play videos are the very reason I bought this game (and I never really played Hitman before) Regardless if you guys play these contracts on the show or not, I'd still like to see you attempt my challenges. (I spent HOURS on several of them, being so close to completing the contract, and getting spotted at the exact wrong moment and everything going wrong)
@thehuntersburrow7453
@thehuntersburrow7453 7 лет назад
guys they referenced Sherlock "we just might need to drop him 20 times."Sherlock said 19 20 times lost count really just a big blur
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