Hitman in VR is only for the worst people... 

The rain made the main character(already on the brink of insanity) believe themselves a fish. Fish are social animals, and the main character only expresses empathy towards the fish. On top of this, he bumps into glass multiple times, behaviors that fish in fish tanks do. At 13:13 he sings about the dinosaurs going extinct, but the fish survived. All of this points to the main character having the mentality of a fish. At 14:12 the main character gets jump scared by what looks like human teeth, indicating his fear of being eaten. This why he treats humans the way humans treat fish. At 14:04 he says "The struggle makes it tastier", and gives a kiss to his prey, symbolizing a fisherman making a catch. At 15:41 he sees a "freaky woman in a freaky tube" bruh whatever screw this. I want to play video games.

There is a line between insanity and genius, This man has erased that line. 10/10 performance.

“Your fish??? (Pause) I’ll Feed Your Fish!!!!” Lol, gold

"There is a corpse, now if you give me a quarter, I will wash it." That has got to be one of the best things I've ever heard somebody say

It's like Robin Williams and Johnny Depp merged! Excellent job!!!

4:04 The scream behind him as he runs away- 💀

The maniacal laughter while running down the fire escape was hilarious.

The dialogue makes this series what it is. Amazing

This is better than many big budget movies. It twists my mind and it's bombastic

Crusty: “we must save the population of this planet” Crusty: *grabs fish* Everyone: *dies*

See here's the thing: I called Crusty The King of VR a while back, and now that some time has passed people making VR content kinda exploded, yet nobody does it as well as Crusty, it's not even close, he's still The Undisputed King of VR

It amazes me how Crusty doesn't die during the encounters and has such impeccable aim! Brilliant content as always

The kid you travel with in Skyrim is the one controlling the rain...You know what you have to Crusty.

Watching Crusty is truly the best way to experience Hitman in VR. I tried it, it's such a clunky glitchy mess. But i'm so glad it exists because it has spawned this series.

I love how you just smack a random bystander with a gun while you are running at 2:23 pure gold as always Crusty. That's why your vr gaming channel is better than the rest.

The "bloody hell that sign's not lying" got me😂

Why do I feel his kisses to the forehead are always so soft, and loving…while he brutally strangles you, or slaps you with a fugu.

Commenting before I even discover what sick, twisted and insane shenanigans this man gets into.

Most gamer channels are out there trying to be precise and exact. Crusty just over here living his best life the way he wants and inviting us to watch.

This was genuinely quite compelling, whilst being disturbing and funny. A masterpiece.

This is awesome, I just discovered this channel. Dude is funny beyond belief.

When some ppl get up and get rdy for the day they like watching the news, some like watching the weather channel... Me, I like watching Crusty lol. It puts a smile on my face while walking out the door.

Crusty playing Hitman is probably the most fun because it's a realistic environment. I fear for the world the moment he puts his headset off and he goes outside to get groceries. God help them all.

Oh man. That ass slap @12:39 took me by surprise. 😂 Almost came out of my seat from laughing.

"Are you accountable for this mess?! Yeah you mr.." MEATCLEAVER TO THE FACE It's poetry.

"Don't do anything stupid sir" Immediately gets twatted with a frying pan. 🤣😂🤣 Crusty you crack me up every time

The idea of an absolute maniac with zero self preservation and no sense of stealth or subtlety being a high ranking assassin/agent is an excellent idea and Crusty probes it can work.

9:12 the most legitimate reaction I've ever seen from an NPC XD

'Ive got a fish to feed' is the new 'I have to return some videos'.

As a person whose profession is to cook in the kitchen I can tell you a thousand percent that krusty's improvisation of the kitchen is 1,000% accurate!

Your Hitman series are my favorites. It's where you let your evil mind flow the most. I really like your videos, keep up the good work.

9:12 made me laugh in tears. I must’ve reminded like 200 times

Every video you make (especially the VR ones) are hilarious masterpieces! I can't imagine how much work you're putting in behind the scenes, but it does show in spades. A standing ovation from me (and probably everyone else), to you, man!

When he kissed the guy while strangling him I lost it🤣

"You can talk to me, I'm a worm!" Oh my god!!!! I am so glad I discovered this channel! Crusty is the King of Gaming Comedy!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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This was hilariously a, complete masterpiece. So much better than the actual movie. Thank you.

Jack sparrow?

"The struggle makes it tastier." *smacks a kiss on the forehead* Classic Crusty

These videos are always legendary, I absolutely adore the arm movements and acting and such.

I’m so happy he has been making more than usual. Keep up the amazing work!

Been waiting for this ! Another great video from a fine Crusty gentleman like yourself . Thanks for the great content

As usual, sheer perfection. I've said it before and I'll say it again.. Netflix need to pick this up. Especially the Skyrim adventures, the storytelling in the Skyrim series is absolutely sublime

This FUNNNYYYY!!! LOOOL the improv was great and puns as well.. earned yourself a subscriber!

What wonderful timing! Always getting stoked when ya post a new video! I freaking love the hitman series lol

How have I only just found this channel?!? Absolutely laughing my arse off, thanks Crusty 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cool something to watch after work, found this Chanel yesterday and already my number 1 RU-vidr to watch 👍

"Did you have something to do with this?" How can you come across a man holding that magnificence of a fish and NOT think he had something to do with this??!

Waiting for him to smash someone with that soda can was the longest 60 seconds ever

Havent laughed this hard in awhile. Great job my friend

Love the video man. Your VR videos are the absolute best content on RU-vid.

That was actually better to watch and far more amusing than pretty much everything on the tv. enjoyed that , cheers.

I just hope their neighbours don't hear them recording these episodes 😂

Twinkle twinkle little star... and then you came down and killed all the dinosaurs. Lol

Damn crusty I love the videos every time.💯 I'm dying before the first minute 😂😂 had to run it back 3 times cuz I know it's finna be amazingness 💪🏿

"Your talking raises the volume levels beyond the point of which I am comfortable with" is definitely a line I'm going to use from now on

0:04- ah, unopened pop can, my favorite.

This just highlights how of you go thru life like jack sparrow, sometimes you’re the captain

I like this man, named Crusty. I used to smoke with em in the 60's, too bad he was busy playing with his guns.

I'm glad you're back and I hope you're feeling better

When he finds the car battery and laughs an evil laugh, then gets distracted by ultimate dance floor 🤣 rofl

You somehow managed to combine many traits from diverse characters from many genre of movie, captain jack sparrow, pratric bateman, christopher walking from spiderman 2 ps2, the mabn who puts you in a meat grindr on twitch and bill gates.

I love your vids you always make my day plz don’t stop making vids

Love your videos Crusty!

Just came across your videos for the first time. Two mins in and you've got a new subscriber, thanks for the laughs!

First time I’ve ever seen your video… immediately subscribed. This was amazing.

Crusty just casually drinking a pop with the lid not even open🤣🤣

Is it only me or does his way of playing hitman vr remind you of the Joker?

This whole time I thought I was the main character talking…I just stumbled upon your video for the first time. This is GOLD 😂😂😂 the commentary alone is hilarious.

I haven’t laughed so much in ages you’re like a homicidal future captain Jack sparrow

the psychics in ai games like this are hilarious

You're vidoes always make me laugh!

Wow bro...never seen vr fun gameplay before!! Glad your video showed up my feed! Amazing content ❤️

12:41 THE SMACK HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 😂😂

If Jack Sparrow was a hit man. 😅

I'm not sure if i picture Rick Sanchez or the Joker in the Hitman-Vids. ^^

When he ran up to the guy... *slaps awake* "Wake up!" Dont know why that got me laughing so hard, 😆

I'm so glad I found this channel lmao you're killing me

I love this guy

Man, and I was having such a bad morning. Thank you, Crusty.

I've stumbled across one of the best videos I've seen in a long time. Thank you for this

"Just imagine a world where you were quiet the whole time!" 😂

This man does this every day, that's how he's so good at this.

People would think crusty is the mastermind. No, it's actually the fish

10:21 Don't give me that sass Mister, you are not a kettle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Oh he's gone" I love the AI in this game, it freaks out if you stand 1/2 an inch over an invisible line but isn't smart enough too look down in the direction of the sound of the guy they're chasing while said person is running away on a fire escape.

When the crust 🗿

I love this.. They make so uncomfortable this work is awesome!

This is brilliant. The speech improvisation ALONE!

Just discovered your channel, I can't stop watching your VR's ! Greets from France

he sounds like murdoc

Why do you sound like Murdock from Gorillaz

You make the best and funniest videos 😂. Keep up the great work

This is the first video in ages I have almost died of laughter watching. My neighbours came to check if everything was ok.

This is the laugh I needed today, hilarious, and subbed!

The voice gravitated between Johnny Depp and Matt Berry, with subtle notes of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar. Superb!

17:30 We all make mistakes🤣

The way the lady turned around at 4:40-4:43 was so realistic

the music adds so much to this. it's brilliant

Dude this was hilarious. 🤣🤣 especially the part with the fish and kitchen. 🤣🤣