HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE (Untitled Goose Game) - Part 1 

If you don't sub, rumour has it the Goose will come to your house and eat your toes

Y’all ever see a dead goose lying around? No. You haven’t. Why? They’re immortal HELL DEMONS

Felix: immediatly tries to cause AS MUCH CHOAS as possible Jack: "I just want to be a helpful goose" "Can I be your friend"

Someone: “Video games make people violent” Untitled Goose Game: ... _Hjonk._

Anybody who thinks this game is unrealistic _clearly_ hasn't met a goose before. Give a goose a reason to, and it'll chase after you for a good half a kilometer, honking and flapping and nipping at your heels the whole way -- those birds are vindictive and malicious, and probably _would_ organize an uprising if given the chance.

"He's a goose but he controls like a Ford Focus" Jack is a man of words, a poet. lol

i havent watched Jacksepticeye in a while...and I come back to him looking like a Viking and talking to cardboard cutout versions of himself....playing as a goose. I'm Home 😭

This goose is smart. Stockpiling his bells before Tom nook can get them.

Jack takes talking to himself to the next level.

Jack: ghonkghonkghonkghonkghonkamgoooooooooose Subtitles: “music” Me: *damn straight*

Jack: Wait, if I put a leek in garage? *Places leek in garage* Jack: Ma'am, ma'am! Come quickly! Your garage is leeking!

fun fact: his "hjönk hjönk am goose" is the most wholesome thing to ever exist

Funny goose facts: *They actually hiss when threatened. *They also can use the knuckles on their wings to beat someone/something and it's scary. *They have teeth both on their bills and their tongues. *When upset, they lower their heads to the ground and charge at their target. *They really really love lettuce and might steal your entire hand for it. *Geese are quite personable when raised by hand and you can buy goose diapers if they stay in your house! *Many breeds of domestic geese actually can't fly, including Sebastopols, Chinese, and African geese. *Some geese literally fear nothing and are more than willing to tear up a broom if you attempt to herd them with it. Just some fun info ^^

Jack: Geese love coffee. I'm Irish. Jack: Have you ever been hjonked in the ankles by a goose? I'm Irish Jack: have I mentioned that I'm I r i s h

"Thats how the apocalypse starts" Then wtf were the winchesters doing

*I love how he names every annoying kid in a video game Billy.*

"He's a goose but he controls like a Ford Focus." -Jacksepticeye, 2019

I've watched several youtubers play this, and I just absolutely love the fact that every single one of them so far have looked at the lake, and looked at the food on the bench. And then their IMMEDIATE instinct was to put EVERYTHING from the bench into the water I don't know why but it's so funny And it gets increasingly more hilarious with every extra youtuber who does exactly the same thing

“I’m a nice goose” ~A couple of minutes later~. “IM AN EVIL GOOSE” Have a great whatever time it is for you! Emrys they/them

That intro caught me off guard I- No one: Jack every ten seconds:HYONK HYONK IM GOOSE “Geese love coffee,trust me I’m Irish”

"RISE UP MY BROTHERS WE SHALL CONQUER" One second later "OMG HELP ME I'M STUCK IN THE BASKET" i legit cried I was laughing so hard.

2014: Goat Simulator 2019: HjöNK AM GOOSE

Sean: “who’s whatching this and not smiling right now?” Me, coming from the end of unus annus: :(

"This game looks absolutely bonkers" i think you mean hjönkers

Jack: I'm a nice goose Jack, later: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE TORMENT BILLY

"Ooh, bells! I want the bells! Is that my plan?" He immediately figured it out and then immediately forgot lmao Edit: 2k likes!! I've never had so many! Thank you :3

His videos are so high quality now... he’s become... more immature but in the most mature way possible I feel old-

Jack's personality and voice fit the goose so well it immerses you completely into the character 😂

Nobody: Every RU-vidr ever: *throws sandwich in the lake*

I love how most of the video is basically Jack tormenting a child XD

"i wanna be a helpful goose" literally less than 30 seconds later: "I GOT YOUR BOOTS BETCH! THEY'RE MY BOOTS NOW!! >:D"

Jack: hjönk am goose. hjönk hjönk hjönk captions: kill young am goose dont kill chuck

Jack: I'M A NICE GOOSE! * Later * Jack: Peace was never an option.......

Media: "videogames cause violence" Jack: "in this game i control a goose"

21:10 I love how you used the teacher from kindergarten voice

No words can express how much I love this series

That was the most English Irishman Intro of All Time!!! Well Done

"this is peak gaming" you literally missed the perfect opportunity to say "this is beak gaming"

Hjonk hjonk hjonk hjonk hjonk hjonk (translation : omg I love it so much it was so funny my face hurts from laughing so much)

seán: "there is no way youre watching this video and not smiling!" me: *completely distracted by aggressively chewing my nails* 👁️👄👁️

"ʜʏᴏɴᴋ ʜʏᴏɴᴋ I got your boots 𝔹𝕀𝕋ℂℍ" -Jack 2019

Jack: rake in the lake My tired brain: RAKE THE LAKE!!!

"I'm gonna be a helpful goose" "NO, MY WATERING CAN-"

Fun fact: geese and swan have t e e t h.

"Fine, I'll be the bigger goose" ~1 moment later~ "GOTCHA THERMOS B***!"

News: "Video games make people VIOLENT!" Jack: "I have sandwich now. This is my sandwich."

Lol “You all thought the apocalypse was gonna come when Satan rained fire down on us!” 5 months later CORONAVIRUS!!!! 😂

THERE IS A SONG TITLED "GOOSE GOOSE REVOLUTION" THAT WAS RELEASED AN HOUR AGO!!!

Jack: FEAR THE GOOSE Jack later *is upset cause woman kicked him out: The Goose am love....

Jack: **Looks at bells** Me: *DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING*

1:10 Sean: Omg bells Me: haha bell go dingdingding

Mom: The internet is a dangerous place... The internet:

"He rains fire from the ground." Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this is called a 'Volcano'.

"IF I CAN'T HAVE VEGETABLES YOU CAN'T HAVE TOY" JACKSEPTICEYE 2019

man when he said "hjönk" that hit hard

The amount of sheer joy seeing this popping up on my feed while I was gonna cry brought me is just amazing. I shall re-watch this and weep with joy of the hjonks❤

A video where an Irish person screams “HYONK HYONK” while playing a game about being an asshole goose is 8th on trending for gaming. The internet is beautiful.

Jack: who sat there and thought "we need a game of a goose" Same people who thought being a goat terrorising people was fun

Fun fact: if you go in to Google and type in "how can Goose hat" this video will actually pop up

Jack: im the coolest goose around Me: your the only goose around

Imagine being a groundskeeper and you see a goose dragging a pumpkin into a lake

Minecraft: This is brilliant Random untitled game about goose boi: But I like this

1:07 the bells.... they follow me everywhere-

“Ep 1” Me: *seanks*

Sean shouting “HYONK HYONK” is the purest form of happiness.

19:44 Detroit become Goose "It's me. Hyonker, the hyonk sent by hyonkerlife"

I like how every review on Xbox is five stars and either says something super sentimental or HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE and I love it

0:00 Jacob, my imaginary British brother: hecc you.

Jack: goose basket My sleep deprived brain: GASKET

"ThIs iS mY hOuse, THis iS My hOmE, tHis Is--...I broke it."

Hey, Jack, if you want to revisit the game, here's how to get the groundskeeper to wear the sun hat! . . . . . To make the Groundskeeper change hats, you'll need him to take off his first hat. Or rather, you can take it off for him. Hide around the garden and wait for the Groundskeeper to tend to the garden, then you can sneak to his side and swipe the hat right off his head."\

These videos I know come back to for comfort

*“How Do I Make Him Wet? Do I Have To Start Taking Off My Feathers?”*

"get the groundskeeper wet" I was lowkey waiting for him to walk up to the groundskeeper and say "hey babyyy come *HJONK* here *HJONKHJONK* often?"

Jacks Irish Accent really comes out when he says the word “Ford focus” And it’s brilliant

Jack: "there is no way your not smiling" Me: * not smiling, being satisfied by watching goose pick up ball *

Satan: I wanna make an animal, just let me make one God: fine, but make it count Satan: *makes the goose* I made it honk instead

Jacks search history: “How to get boy in phone booth” FBI: GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND

9:48 Fun fact: when you look up "how can goose hat" it comes up with how to get the guy to wear the sun hat

I don’t know why but I still come back to this, as like a background for when doing things and shit. Idk I love it. The Hjönking will come brethren

Jack: I want to spend time in LA to spend more time with friends! Jack in LA: Makes cardboard cut outs of himself so he has someone to talk to.

"He rains fire from...the ground." "Goose-pocalypse." Jacksepticeye, September 22nd, 2019

"How do I make him wet? Do I have to start taking off my feathers?"

Jack, holding one cardboard cutout: “think if I had two of these…?” The other cardboard cutout sitting behind him: *he don’t see me?*

Jack do part 2 of this I’m really enjoying this a lot.

“Geese are nice people” Geese are the second worst bird I’ve ever had the unfortunate opportunity of meeting

Oh my gosh this game is so precious! It reminds me of the cute Goose and it'd duck friends at the pond near my house! It's a super epic Goose too! Flipping will just swim around the pond in a any kind of weather like it's nobody's business

I remember when I was chased by like 5 gooses I was like 13 so two years ago they thought my phone was a snack or something

The Gaelic Goose Gladiator. Hyonk of the mornin to to ya!

“the next task is going to be ‘Make the groundskeeper reconcile with his father’” I DIED

This has to be one of the most adorable and wholsome jack video ever. And I am LIVING for it

The people at House House thought of the game as a joke. A friend sent a picture of a goose. No reason, no title or explanation. Just the picture. And the other friends started talking about a goose game. So they tried making one. And after some time came this glorious game of a cute yet ruthless goose ruining an English-lookin' place, despite everyone in House House being Australian.

17:19 * scene changes * /chasing Billy; “What a little btch” why was that the funniest moment to me LOL

This is literally the only switch game I can play in front of my mother and she loses her sh*t laughing as I'm making people angry/scared in-game.

I've played the game 2 times already and I just love seeing the reaction of my favorite gaming RU-vidrs playing this game. I just wanted to say.

"when you see a goose out there, they'll yhonk the ankles of you bro" Jack to his crush: *goose mode ACTIVATED*

"CHAOS COMES IN GOOSE FORM"

"I actually feel like a goose!!" - Jacksepticeye, 2019

I’m rewatching both Jack and pewds vids of these and I love the difference Jack: I just wunna be a helpful goose, can we be friends? Pewds: I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE HAHAHAH

"There is no way youre watching this and not smiling" *Me knowing that Jack is the most amazing individual in the world and no one will ever be as great:* Hes not even wrong though.