He’s just too good at being a raging leftist while sounding like he’ll start spilling alt-right rhetoric at any moment. Truly the greatest political juggler
Cobbler is going to continue going back in time with his TV's until he has to start hiring actors to portray the top 5 failures of the CIA in a silent film behind him
FINALLY someone is talking about the Depp/Heard trial. It keeps going on, and it seems like half the population would rather bury their heads in the sand than push for solutions to the problem. That problem being the Depp/Heard trial. Thank you for your insight on the Depp/Heard trial Cobbler.
I can’t believe he made a joke about a mass shooting and I somehow laughed at it. My man has come a long way from talking about why S.T.A.L.K.E.R factions are one of the greatest
I zoned out around 5:13 and then 5:30 hit me like a bus, because I own a PT cruiser. I'm convinced he could tell that I was zoning out. He's in my head. It's too late for me.
You'll, see him in your nightmares, you'll see him in your dreams. He'll appear out of nowhere, but he ain't what he seems. You'll see him in your head, on the TV screen - hey buddy, I'm warning you to turn it off... He's a ghost, he's a god, he's a man, he's a guru.
much like how Polygon’s Unraveled refers more to the unraveling of Brian David Gilbert’s mental state than the unraveling of video games and their tropes, The Cobbler Crackdown refers more to Cobbler’s Mental Breakdown than the news.
This is just not healthy. This CANNOT be healthy, for anyone. But you know what, call me a crackhead because I like my brain being turn into an amalgamation of political satire, nihilism, meth and peach cobbler.
You know it's bad when Cobble says "it will get worse" and knowing that, somehow, the statement feels good because it's the only certainty we have these days...
I'm glad Sseth Zeentach's younger liberal cousin has decided to start doing news updates. Really pairs well with this schizophrenic zeitgeist we are all victims of.
I mean it's pretty easy to, both American left/right have a lot of hatred towards the alphabet bois (no not that one, not that either, the original one).
At first, the words, “It will get worse,” I thought to be just a funny offhand remark about the quality of the show. Good ole self-deprecation. I wish that were the case. Great video, man, this was really well done.
You know a while ago I was thinking its kind of a shame that I don't really have any news shows to watch because they all suck, but I really love their aesthetic. Thanks for delivering Cobbler. Thanks a lot ❤️
I didn't remember my brothers birthday until there was a room full of people who were singing Happy Birthday to him. Thank you funny pie man, that intro was just what I needed. "Unironically Nazbol"
God I needed this, not because it has anything good to say. But because It's a reminder that I am, infact, not crazy but living in a hell word that seems to want to push my me to my limit untill I just give. Still holding on by a thread, give it some time it will get worse.
Peach Cobbler is the Randy Marsh of RU-vid content creators: he gets a random idea for a video and just goes completely overboard with it. and we love him for it!
Watching Cobbler descend further and further into madness has been... interesting to say the least. After watching his starting videos and where we are now, there is a very evident progression of this mans insanity.
@@goosiy922 I scream for I fear what is to come... whether it is the know, the known unknown.. ...or if it will be an unknown we as individuals are to feebleminded to comprehend. Tell me, have you heard the story of the bear and the goose at the end of everything?
You raise many valid points, Cobbler. But I think you missed one crucial detail in your synopsis of the Texas school shooting, and that's this. Despite most people thinking that "Kid in a Fridge" is the worst mission in Fallout 4, I would contend that it's at least a short mission, whereas "Trouble Brewin'" is agonizingly slow and takes place right in the middle of crash-prone Downtown, which in turn makes it much worse than the aforementioned Fridge quest.
This was an amazing video. I love it how the line "it's going to get so much worse," has slowly moved from referring to the Crackdown itself and instead towards the world. I hope there's more divisive topics I can't talk about at the dinner table next time!
I had to watch this twice. The first time for teh luls. The second time was to actually kinda stay informed on current events. Great job yet again broh.
I support segregation for 2 reasons: 1.) The people who like blacks the most don't have to live any where near them (putting them in a ghetto will literally solve racism.) 2. We can say the N word as much as we want, there aren't any around!
When he talked about the pink maid guy that slaughters children, I've noticed a problem, I laughed; not only because a guy dressed as a woman is funny, no, but because genocide is fucking hilarious! Specially when done by a woman, can you imagine a woman doing something as manly as a school shooting? You may find what I'm saying to be deplorable, or weird (weirdly sigma that is), but, if you pay attention, I was explaining the joke, not only to you, but to myself also; I was shocked at this gamer moment, because, I laughed at that, at the notion of a deranged femboy... committing mass murder.
DJ Peach Cobbler, You fill the void in my heart left by other topical youtubers of the bygone era like TL;DR and Vernaculus. I look forward to hearing your takes both for the content and the way you express them. Genuine bipartisan critical thinking with a sardonic, humorous delivery. No one else is really doing what you're doing, and I really appreciate it. Thank you.
Before, during, and after that stupid trial people kept asking me have I seen what did I think "oh my gosh did you see the thing that happen in it yesterday???". The whole time I was like 'there's a shitstorms worth of real things currently happening in the world. I don't give a shit about this trial. It is so microscopically small compared to everything else going on.' But I guess we should all feel a wave of relief now that Depp has been vindicated. My world is whole and safe again.❤
Cobbler, part of me just want to hug you, thank you for everything you've done on your channel, and finally, having a beer to cool off, because of the elders and their pesky ideologies.
Hey cobbler, thanks for the cool content my man, your videos are nothing but entertaining and always cheer me up, good work homie, but keep lifting we want to see cobbler gains Edit:cobbler cheeks
an unironical comment but your videos are genuently really good shit. The topics, the way you oresent them, the visuals, the jokes... They all just work. Seeing how you want to do this weekly I'm rather hyped to see what you're putting out
Perhaps Cobbler has never heard the tale of being too soon, which as typing this made me realise how big brained he is. This is what art really is, because I feel like I can analyse the artist’s intentions without feeling like a pretentious prick, I am speechless genuinely, because I almost died laughing, someone please send help.
Every day I get closer to wanting literally any other party besides the GOP and Democrats to be in office I think the fuckin Green Party would do a better job and thats sayin a lot because its the Green party
I, legit, keep forgetting that you are a zoomer sometimes🤣 You are irreverent, based, unapologetically comedic, and you actually look like a person who has lived like real human.
to be fair most of us are basically the "dead inside office worker" stereotype, and with good reason considering the bullshit people deal with on a daily basis
Oh boy! Every day we get closer to a distopia! I wonder what our modern distopia will be like. Will it be one where some random thing is banned? Or will it be one where the country is broken into chunks with specific industries? I’m sooooooo excited to see what distopia we get.
