Home Alone Games - JonTron 

2:12 "You'll miss me when I'M gone..." I do, Jon.

To be honest, I think Jon is big enough on RU-vid now that I think he could remake this episode with the actual Macaulay Culkin

I like how, when theres a place below ground he doesn’t know of, he automatically assumes it’s a sex dungeon.

I passed a math test because of Jon’s parabola joke

Come on Bethesda, it's 2015, where's our next-gen 1080p home-alone blockbuster?!

I love how there’s no outro, it just ends at Jon’s realization.

old Jontron is so rewatchable it's crazy

"Shit, I hallucinated all that, didn't I?" My exact words after my first year of college.

Jon Tron needs to do a cooking show

I wish I had a life like jontron. Jontron has good editing skills, he's got improv skills, he's got a dank New Yorker accent.

“You’ll miss me when I’m gone” -Jon 6 years before his disappearance Yes Jon..., yes we will.

The first 3 minutes of this are the best game reviewing intro content on RU-vid

It feels so weird hearing a RU-vidr saying ”I’m sorry this video came out a little earlier”

A home alone tower defense would make the most sense.

9:38 In my experience, only 2 kind of old ladies can move like that, retired Russian olympians and *HWÏTCHĘZ*

1:55 those pops and his response to it is so perfectly timed it’s hilarious

When Jon showed Home Alone 5, i was really shocked, because i never know it even exists!

I hope they make a Home Alone 6 where Kevin realizes the benefits of being home alone.

Amazing how timeless these videos are

There's an 11 year old out there that's now 17 or 18 and has their early art immortalised in a JonTron video

2:12 "You'll miss me when I'm gone" no truer words have ever been spoken

1:28 "Very, very different interpretations of what 'getting nuts' means". The joke here is that Jon does nutmeg. Nutmeg is usually used as spice, but when consumed in large quantities it can cause various psychotropic effects, including hallucinations and amnesia. It's legal and very cheap, but you get exactly your money worth. Nut trip is so awful that normal people never do it twice. The biggest problem with nutmeg is that if you start it with principle "Is it working yet? Maybe I should take a bit more", it may extend trip for days and weeks. And the amount of nuts Jon used in the beginning of the video is exactly that, a month's dose. This joke is so elaborate, overly complex and dark that no wonder nobody really understands it. Yet everybody liked the episode anyway. I guess, it only shows that sometimes to produce something good putting heart and effort into it is enough. It's amazing. Like this so it stays on top.

"Looks like something an eleven year old posted on deviant art" nice that one RU-vidr does his research, bc that's pretty accurate

Now any movie, game, anything says " In the memory of ---------" My reaction is "Poor B*stard"

"Who has a giant vault in their basement?" *Somebody who could pawn one of their valuables off and buy Kenya, that's who.*

he never drank the egg nog

After seeing Macaulay Culkin on cinemassacre, he seems like a very nice guy. Jon did the boy bad. Still funny.

16:14 *You get +25 points everytime you take a fucking step-*

0:01 Christmas video going up a bit earlier than usual? *Uploaded February 13* Jesus Christ just a little bit

Too bad he didn't get to the part in Home Alone for the GameBoy where you fight a giant spider in a subterranean lair. I literally laughed, spit and vomited all over my GameBoy when I first saw that.

This video for the longest time actually made me think Macaulay culkin was dead

I love how he glosses over that Bethesda made where's waldo the year after home alone

Are we just going to ignore that Jon had to not only WATCH, but *REWATCH* Home Alone 5 just to make this video? Jon, you are a brave, brave soul.

9:35 “The *_AAAAAAAADAMS_* Family?”

Can't believe both you and AVGN got the real McCulkin to guest on the video

I miss when JonTron did these old game reviews 😭 Still I’m so proud of his success In his channel! He’s one of the last best RU-vidrs that actually put effort into his videos. I just miss these types of videos so much. But his new stuff is amazing too so not much of a complaint here lol. Much love JonTron

"retired russian olympians and hOItches."

1:44 Oh god, I thought Jon was about to turn into HowToBasic...

6:58 BRINK'S NEW HOME POTATO SECURITY 10:16 C'mere, chubby checker. Time to do the twist.

9:12 the true master of the perfectly cut scream. He did it before it was cool.

15:57 woah I didn't know Home Alone was directed by Michael Bay

If Jon was asleep, then who marked his calendar?

I want to find the multiverse where Jontron decided to keep this style and kept going, I would binge the entire library. Don't get me wrong, I adore modern Jon too, but these... these are works of art.

Jon : man this is some good *egg* nog THE FUCKING BIRD : why must you hurt me like this

This feeling, when it's September, but I'm in Christmas mode.

Didn’t even know 3, 4, and 5 existed :-:

5:27 when the party paladin can't find their Necromancer

"Boy Found ... Shallow Grave ... Oh No! " LMAO This part kills me every time.

Wait, there was a Home Alone 3? And a Home Alone 4? *AND A FUCKING HOME ALONE 5?! X_X*

"Getting a roasted nut or two in the holidays" What have we done.

"The one and only John Williams" Buddy I'm willing to bet there's more than one John Williams.

Michael Jackson had such an impact on his life that he is moonwalking every where. Classic.

"I didn't do that much drugs and my dad stole my money." -Macaulay Culkin, 2014

"My favourite scene with them was this one" *BLOWS UP*

I remember having Home Alone for the Game Gear when I was little. You had to sled to different houses, then collect items, and combine them to make traps to use against the robbers

Ah, yes, Mobster Steve Harvey, everyon's favorite game-dad.

Only goes in two's? He should work for Valve!

“You’ll miss me when I’m gone” and so he did. He left RU-vid for some time and the true fans missed him, oh how we missed him. The day he came back everyone was like “JON’s BACK!!!” Ect. Welcome back Jon we have missed ya buddy.

1:46 Putting an egg on nuts? Now that's just spiteful!

8:58 *THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER*

"hilariously, guy only goes in twos" Same thing goes for Gabe Newell

I actaly never saw 4 and 5. I actualy never knew they existed.

"You just throw another living being at their face". Wario is actually very fond of this technique.

Merry Christmas Everyone

“Who has a giant vault in their basement” Who doesn’t

Why is no one talking about how cute it was when Jon said “I’ve gotta go save my best friend.”

JonTron videos are pure chaos and drugs. Sign me up for more, if fact just put the whole JonTron library on my recommended -stammering- bring on the mariachi band!

It’s literally almost been 7 years, how has this one gone completely over my head??? First time watching this one, let’s go

"See that right there? That's a parabola! Now, only a witch can pull off a parabola of this nature." Sounds like something that would be said at a Salem witch trial...

So... Bethesda, uh? Knew it. Home Alone 1 would have been a thousand times better with mods.

Happy Holidays Everyone!

“What do you put on Goider, SAAAAAVE? SAAAAAAV-“

In the church of JonTron, there are stained-glass Link windows and you study the Broble

5 years later and at least 10 rewatches and I just realize that Jon doesn't actually have the stove turned on while he's cooking nuts.

To this day, anytime I see a “In Memory Of” on anything, I always say Poor Bastard. It has gotten me in trouble more than once

"THE Bethesda?" Yes the one that made Fallout 76 "Oh no!"

God, I love that Christmas intro... Pretty much captures everything I love about Christmas and Winter.

No, Home Alone 2 hid the face in the newspaper.

I like how abrupt that ending was

13:11 Why yes Jon! There’s the AVGN episode with Culkin AND the Google Advertisement starring Culkin as Kevin grown up back in the classic house owning the place. So....YEAH!

I truly didn't know Home Alone 4 & 5 even existed

I like jontrons voice it sounds like a 1960s gangster from the Bronx NY

I come back here every year. Happy Holidays everyone. Edit: Why is everyone replying to this comment now. I made this 4 months ago during Christmas Edit: haha omg you guys keep replying with :). So funny hahaha I’m choking with laughter

1:48 I don't know why, but this moment with the pepper and sneeze has made me think pf many things in life having a sneeze sound associated with it

Jon: ...the Adam's family Somewhere in my house: snap snap

never seen Home alone 5, didn't even know it existed

"second [movie poster] got away from the face" it's not on kevin, true, but on the back page of the newspaper you can see the statue of liberty doing the face

12:54 when your mom found you in your hiding place when you're about to get slapped.

1:39 The most adorable “Oopsie” that you’ll ever hear.

*Did I just pick up a fuhqing potato to stop robbers?*

This video came out on my birthday & I’ll be 17 when this video turns 10 years old! Crazy how much times flies by.

5:55 even back then their engine 'Just Works'

The second home alone did have the face, but it was the Statue of Liberty doing it on the paper he was holding.

2:12 "You'll miss me when I'm gone." Jon predicted the future.

7:30 CUE THE SONG AND DANCE!

The bit at the beginning where the nuts keep exploding makes me laugh every time I see it. My chest hurts from laughing.

7:33 This would basically be jontrons reaction to the Banjo and Kazooie reveal trailer for Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Am I the only one who can re-watch a JonTron episode multiple times and still find the jokes to be funny as hell?

The sneeze sound when he added the spices (nutmeg?) was priceless

wow I forgot how late for Christmas this was when it came out. Truly one of the great videos to watch when you're a month or two into the new year and missing the holiday season.