Goosebumps: PART 1 - JonTron 

Now that you mention it, I do find it weird that Matty was never told that he had the right to remain silent.

I mean, a Reality Police that declares a prepubescent kid guilty for immature rebellion in a semi-dysfunctional family isn't exactly gonna bother with fairness.

Interesting fact, not having your rights read to you does not require your case to be dismissed. All that happens is the cop might get in a little trouble, then continue about his business relatively unaffected.

Hes Canadian

@@bophadesknutz7798 that's why he wasnt read his rights cuz he doesn't have any

And you felt the need to make a comment about it why?

+Coolartist1110 that is probably 100% true

+Coolartist1110 just add time stamps

+Coolartist1110 ur not wrong

+MessengerOfDreams Well, that escalated quickly.

Solid sociological tact honestly, give the kids panic attacks over fiction, kids master the panic, domestic disturbances cease to paralyze them. I'm with it

Saved that for Fear Street

​@@fraziercrawfordguess it worked for me

wow bro really said Nha jus wonna fuck wid'em

​@@fraziercrawfordI used to be a big crybaby as a young kid and was scared by everything, but then my dad just told me a story one night that when he was 4 years old he watched a lot of Looney toons and other cartoons that had zeppelins in them. He said one morning his sister (only 2 years older) saw a blimp and cried to their parents about them about to get bombed, so my grandparents took them to the nearby airport to show them the blimps and explain the importance of not taking stories too seriously (and then banned me from watching spooky content until I could confidently handle it) Unfortunately he only taught me that the true horrors are within the world around me, not in stories.

Imagine the Iron Man blaster was inspired by him falling on the ice lol Edit- 6:38

Didn't think it was possible, but you made a funnier joke about Matt's "Aaaaaaaaauugh" than the 1992 IBM computer.

You had me in the first part, not gonna lie

Or Tie Fighters

That’s actually a stock sound effect

Joyadominique yes the guy above doesn't know wtf they're talking about

Joyadominique You'd be surprised how much damage certain areas of the brain can take.

Joyadominique perhaps but some are more important to have damage. You know like the ones that form your memories.

"All areas of the brain are delicate, but some are more delicate than others"

Yes, we all need brain damage for our memories to exist.

A fair bit probably went to hiring Don Cherry as well.

Yeah, he really let himself go huh?

Cheese Crumbs It's Vanilla Ice?

ChadtheDJguy Of course it is, who else would it be? Chocolate Ice? ...heh..

Cheese Crumbs But I've looked all over for the song and I can't find it anywhere :(

Well now it is!

Getting old is fun right?!? RIGHT?!?!?!

​@@goobermcboogerballs1420**cries in adult life**

But it still holds up til this day

The most entertaining friends

Well said

I'm also that friend

Well, less annoying.

You're like sitting to a friend who's an idiot.

You'd be able to bet 10 million dollars on kids!

Gage Frederickson Not like that guy, though. Fucks like a little kid out there.

Just like all my first dates? X'D

***** HEADS UP HOCKEY

+5carecrow94 You'd have a whole dollar

It sounds more like a sinister laugh in the background that just so happens to sound somewhat similar to Jon's cry.

Herbie Hopps **cough** I love **cough** your **cough** profile pic. **cough** Huh? Uh I didn't say anything...

Andrew Church ey brohoof m8

Herbie Hopps the thing is its true thats why its so funny

Herbie Hopps lol

Herbie Hopps XD

Go to fucking hell

That was the joke..

GOOSEBUMPS!!!!!

i don't get it

@@nabeelnitro6447 Its a pmay on word... I dont even know how I can explain it to you honestly

Believe it or not, the dude disguised as the ref is also a damn good voice actor. He's played Master Yo (Yin Yang Yo), Jake Justice (Rescue Heroes), Agram (Magi Nation), Pastor Jerome (Far Cry 5) and even Takenori Akagi in a dub of Slam Dunk that only ran 20 episodes.

​@@dcb99filmzMartin Roach is the actor, just for future readers.

@@newguy371 that's right

“FUCKS like a little kid”

Hot damn jons content is timeless

And isn't acting. That's just how Don Cherry is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

''unspecified orgasm''.

He's also a moron lol

Some of the episodes were ok

As someone who watched HNIC every weekend it was awesome seeing him in this episode of Goosebumps.

I was looking for this comment and I could not agree more.

I miss don cherry on hnic

@@theshinydisciple3228 we all do

You could be talking about any number of things, it's a common trope

“What was your nexus event”

TVA of course

The one with the dinosaurs. If you get to the dolphin people you've gone too far.

I don’t know if to consider the mice(actually a group of hyper-intelligent pandimensional beings)in this or not.

ninja mushroom me too

Me too but that's because my dad always made me jump.

My mom bought me a bunch of m rated horror games when I was like 8 and would yell to spook me while I was playing SILENT FUCKING HILL

Ink Blade Man that's already survival Horror no need to make it more Horror-y

Omid still miffed to this day

Jamie Feddema The book was actually one of my favorites. It’s a cool idea.

It was my first goosebumps book. I was ten, and I got hella nightmares from it.

reality police.....how frightening

Jamie Feddema that is an infinitely better version than the show

*The Directors Thoughts* Director: "Hmm let's see lets grab a book fuck it all up add a twist at the end where he beats the bad guys but for some random reason the bad guys are back and attack him for no reason despite him fixing reality" Actors: Ya got it boss man

2013

1999

1949

1897

Pastel Amethyst 1423

The chuuchuu clochadoo

CKGHUUCLGHUU KGHLOKADUUM

The *khoo-khoo khlahk-a-düm!*

[Danny Devito noises]

Eh, I think I prefer PIANOH LESSONS CANN BE MOIDER

He meant if you want to call him the "hero"

R/woooosh

@@zipdakill Oh.

@@grumpyjack9085 It wasn't at you.

This moral is what corrupted people in power wants for everyone today

Not that weird considering they're half of what's produced by this channel now

+Destry Soule I know what you mean

+Destry Soule They're definitely the best

+zachcreed Your profile pic looks like it's trying to seduce me.

+Your Mother (Your Mom) How dare you talk about Reggie-senpai like that you monster?

Yuh

It's spooky szn

more like every couple of months!

Yep! Here in 2020!!

Me!!!

How long did it take you to catch up on those "years of content?"

@@newguy371 Yeah, fair ‘nuf lol. That was fast.

😮

​@psychoticpebbles Why do you think he wouldn't?

nightmare room

First thing of the day everyday

Did that make you laugh and spit every where too??

I am your 666th like YOU'RE WELCOME

@@plutossky7534 im gonna do it

With the goop episodes he can basically scrap that one aswell

Well no wonder he couldn't act.

I find it so much funnier that jon doesnt know who don cherry is...but he basically just describes his real personality lmao

I was about to comment the same thing haha.

I'd recognize that 6 inch shirt collar any day

With that being said... Jon was pretty spot on with his description. He probably did say "Fuck it" to the script or they just never gave him one because they knew he'd never follow it.

Omg I remember those ah memories cx

Those were definitely my favorite.

I loved them so much.

Yeah, you're the only one in the whole world, dumbass

I remember the Star Wars ones.

It doesn't turn into a potato, the dog brings the potato into the house

mermaidwitch94 I thought the dog died... jeez that episode was weird

Neutron Toad YES!! I watched that one at school, I laughed. Seriously. And I also watched the girl who cried monster. I laughed at that one too

That scared me whrn i was 9 or 7. I hated to take a shower as there where a sponge inthere and i also thought there would be one under the sink. It was like that for a year but now i laugh my ass when i see a sponge and potato.

wat

+Christopher Cinema what about starcade? there just as funny as normal jontron.

+Christopher Cinema watch starcade u grommet pleb

+Christopher Cinema It's tru though

It's not even Halloween and I'm still thrilled to be watching this for the millionth time XD

+Christopher Cinema this comment will forever be relevant

Hopefully not when Hitler was in charge.

Now nazis are the real scarie monsters as drugs as a close second by Ronald regan

Octobox OwO fucking commie

@@tanman8461 Hopefully when Hitler was in charge. At least I wouldn't get stabbed or have to worry about my female relatives being sexually assaulted.

@@ryman1933 bro there is a time and place

TWU

Don’t be silly we use maple syrup cookies.

At least its waterproof

Honestly our money is like something you’d see at an amusement park. It’s super colourful, it’s waterproof, and (for more expensive bills) it smells like maple syrup if you scratch it

Well Are money is indestructible unless you cut it with scissors.

Dame

I actually saw that movie a couple months ago, I went to an early showing.

TheDragonCat99 how is that ironic

Cardboard Box Well, I guess it's more coincidental than ironic.

ironic is always misused anyways, sorry for calling you out on it, it was unnecessary

Cardboard Box That's fine, I often get annoyed when people use words wrong too. For this comment in particular, I just wasn't paying attention.

i was 16, time truly does come for us all

@@Kolby6231 so you were born in ‘97?

Same here!

It's a tradition :)

I know gool ol jaque? jaqe? idk how to spell it but good bird

Jacques. It's a French name so you don't pronounce the s at the end

+Cosmic thanks

+Cosmic we get it you fucking exotic.

Cancerous Mocking well holy mother teresa on the hood of a mercedes benz i was just stating facts there was no point of you being so rude i was just saying the bird's name as well as why you dont pronounce the s at the end in case someone got confused alright?

Left Shark 😃

Touch of Chaos it is my weekly tradition to watch all the jontron halloween episodes

Chic 'N' Stu it's my hourly tradition to watch all of jontron's videos

@@panda-vy9ii Secondly Tradition?

I just watch these whenever I have the time

Would that be "The Werewolf of Fever Swamp"

I wish you would shut up

YOU BETTER BE. That's the most improbable thing I've heard all week!

Oda Swifteye Tada! www.accessatlanta.com/weblogs/buzz/2014/apr/28/jack-black-movie-goosebumps-needs-lots-extras/

bloodrunsclear NOOOOO

Oda Swifteye Search your feelings! You know it to be true!

bloodrunsclear Spooky scary skeletons♪

Its the accent

Not super important, but *endorse. Been bugging me for 3 years lol

@@FangyDoesArt hey fangy i think ur confused

Holy shit I thought he was actually sating "indoors" for all these years.

Him too

@@sazechs_451 no, he'll just get hallucinations of dying that turn out to be real

@Myrmadon the ADHD awful hours

Which was both terrifying, and enjoyable. (What was your least favorite episode?)

@ninjaman13571 mine was that tree one. By that, I mean the one where Courage chops down a talking tree to save Muriel. His face was creepy af

@@IamaPERSON RetuUUuUUrn the SlaaAaaAb...still gives me nightmares..

@@PlanetNorris oh God not that one!

Return the slaaaaaab was so satisfying as a kid no joke

Exocito _ The episode was called How to Kill a Monster

Wait I think I read a similar one! Kids were by their gramps in the woods! Gramps always cook food that theu don't eat, only to discover they were feeding a monster hidden somewhere in the house. The gramps were away when the kids discovered it (obviously.) So they have to fight that thing. I remember they defeat him only because he was allergic to humans and died when he tried to bite the girl. The kids get oit of the house, but there is a lovely twist at the end: The whole woods were full of monsters!

@@echomikoart That's one of my favorites!

@@wiictvchannel1112 nice!! Do you happen to remember what it was callled? I would really like to read it again!

@@echomikoart It's called How to Kill a Monster!

And then made an American lobbying joke on a Canadian show.

Globalism at it finest.

I thought the judge was scottish? I mean its the same country, UK but they are different areas

Germany and Brazil are in charge of reality? It all makes sense now...

@@charmenietraumtor5671 so that's why everything is fucked (note: this isn't racist i'm brazilian,okay? Thanks.)

Yukuho you didn't watch them all, go home

I rewatch them because they always make me lmao

Are you questioning reality here? I could call the reality police

Webber Really? I'm an Officer of the Ministry of Admission, don't question me! Hand over your papers, please.

upqsevenhundredhp 'Papers, please.' That's enough indie games for me this century Edit: Holy shit this is the 16,666 comment. such spoopy

Brazil 1-7 Germany

upqsevenhundredhp Dude, M. Vonel's face is scary as donkey dick.

Yes. They do.

Ever since the last World Cup. Yup

Zak Keene Maybe it's an conspiracy, so both countries can pretend a rivalary so nobody suspects that they are controling time itself!

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

Augusto Konrad They're German, right? They're German, and they have secret police THE NAZIS RISE AGAIN

Don cherry one of the best Canadians

IMA GNOME AND YOUVE BEEN GNOMED

@@spirit138 I'M GUH-NOT A GUH-NOBLIN, I'M GUH-NOT A GUH-NELF...

I’m a G-nome! And you’ve been gnomed!

*Come on! What's goin' on! Let's get some heads up HOCKEY!*

Its the metod

communism i fucking love your profile pic

*_get that in there_*

"some meth" *EVEN MORE LEGIT*

communism "like a taco, somemeth"

Just as a warning, that was a joke.

Addison Bortion that was funny

They live in the same universe as the book _Fatherland_ by Robert Harris.

Noodles TheAsian Thanks.

BECUASE SOME NAZIS FLED TO BRAZIL WHEN GERMAN WAS LOSING AFTER PISSING OFF THE USSR

no

MJRAHOLE: Hmm, you seem to make a point, I did that a few times, however my counting of time was a little off.

Same

Minecraft cave music is the worst don't @ me

@@quas7819 I am a rebel so i say Pokémon graveyard music is scariest

Majoras Mask music? Scariest? Three words: River Twygz Bed. If you know, you know.

@@josephikrakowskiwithflextape how or you stI l L tHe noc K on ma no cud N ere n O JonTron E t the girl becau S e s H e was E vil we will get you. AT IS TI not too late

BENDROWNED

I've seen them in the library but they never seemed that appealing to me. Like how do you choose it in a book? You skip to certain chapters? I'm very curious now. Could you provide an example, if it's not too much to ask?

@@echomikoart sure thing! Essentially, at the bottom of some pages, you are given a choice, and you flip to a certain page based on said choice. and the story can change drastically branch off into many different endings depending on what choice you make, some good, some bad. And example would be “you walk up to a sketchy looking salesman, he has only two things that he’s selling, and you can only afford one. The first is a beautifully crafted necklace that is said to grant eternal youth , and the other is a rabbits foot that the salesman says will eventually grant whoever has it infinite wealth. If you choose to buy the necklace, turn to page 72. If you choose to buy the rabbits foot, turn to page 35. If you choose to buy nothing, and leave, turn to page 28”

​@@DuccAmucc413alot of them have alot of grisly death scenes.

so true remember the curse of Rameses

That show was fucking terrifying oh my god

Or "Power-Noia" from the PowerPuff Girls. One of my favorite episodes. Very well done.

Except Courage aired from 1999 to 2002.

"There's something wrong here... or my name is Jose Santos de Guatemala! And it's not!"

in the forest is where I spent most of my days

FazeBigSmoke But next I knew I was in a zoo

what

the

In the playground where i spent most of my days

@@marcussmithwick6326 He means its still good.....😐that wasn't hard to understand

Something Else r/wooosh

See, I think that's a fallacy. Da kids only started using "fire" in the context in the last year or two, right? So, if that's true, how could it have been "fire" then if nothing was "fire" then, aside from fire?

Make that 5 coming ip

Illuminatron!

Jon was in Game Grumps. But then he was killed by the Illuminati. Illuminati has two L's in it. Cocain addiction has two D's in it. Illuminati confirmed for cocain addicition.

DrunkenCoward1 Wait. Cocaine has two Cs in it. Game Grumps has two Gs in it. And Gs are just Cs with a little line. Game Grumps confirmed for Cocaine addiction

Albert Wily Game Grumps has an s in it Whales live in the sea Whales is also a country Country ends with try i tried heroin once half life 3 confirmed

Jontron and Pokemon have the same amount of letters. Jontron has 2 vowels in his name. So does Hoenn. HOENN CONFIRMED

Love your stuff alpha, Keep it up!!

You and JonTron should hook up for a video

AlphaOmegaSin Tales from the dark side was my shit.

AlphaOmegaSin k

das bosheet

To be honest this is the most offended I've ever been to find out that Don Cherry isn't a household name in the states

I was pretty upset as well. Although Jon is probably right about him ad libbing the lines

Tbh i only realized just now after re watching old vids. I never really paid any attention. Shame on me my buddy strictly sends me pics of dons suits randomly all the time

i'm canadian and i don't know who this is

caden SD then you aren’t Canadian

No only the egyption curse guy animated differently was scary

omg i remember that show, i fucking loved it

Oh my gosh I remember being traumatized by that show, also Chowder

The blue thing scared me for months *DONT LOOK HIM UP, PLEASE DONT.*

Paper Mario the blue thing is just kinda weird now. It's not very scary now that I'm older. That white face in the basement on the other hand...