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Jon unleashes his inner beast with Conan the Barbarian!
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Комментарии : 6 тыс.   
@schlafe654
@schlafe654 8 лет назад
Still love how Jontron's voice is a cross between timone and pumba.
@sleepysheepy3118
@sleepysheepy3118 8 лет назад
My god it is too!!!
@AtlasBlizzard
@AtlasBlizzard 8 лет назад
+Schlafe Remember when he did a Timon impression on Game Grumps? It was legit hard to tell any difference.
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 8 лет назад
S'actually pretty accurate.
@AprilD_Yall
@AprilD_Yall 8 лет назад
omg..... i will never get this out of my head now lol
@8-bitheart983
@8-bitheart983 8 лет назад
Really? His voice reminds me of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 4 года назад
Fun fact: Conan's original creator was a close friend of HP Lovecraft and was the guy who convinced _Weird Tales_ to publish _The Call of Cthulhu._
@kristofgriffin384
@kristofgriffin384 3 года назад
Another fun fact: the very first Conan book ever written "The Phoenix on the Sword" was originally going to be a book in the Kull the Conqueror series called "By this axe I rule", but it got rejected. The author, Robert E. Howard desperately needed the money, so he rewrote the book in a lot of its areas, was accepted and got published, and thus Conan was born.
@Bl1tzkn1ght
@Bl1tzkn1ght 3 года назад
@@kristofgriffin384 Ah you gotta love accidental masterpieces.
@pifflesomepuffnadder855
@pifflesomepuffnadder855 3 года назад
The more you know. :)
@jonathanwells223
@jonathanwells223 3 года назад
@@kristofgriffin384 I read “By This Axe I Rule”, it was pretty good but not as good as “The Shadow Kingdom”. It reminded me of Louis XIV.
@apassionatenerd.3564
@apassionatenerd.3564 3 года назад
Thats really cool! So I know now i owe the author of Conan thanks for bringing my favourite horror author into the light
@DickWad16
@DickWad16 6 лет назад
TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WEMEN.
@adobeflashthe-2nd180
@adobeflashthe-2nd180 4 года назад
There were 2 references in this quote and I like it!
@kraftwerk5441
@kraftwerk5441 4 года назад
I love Conan the Barbarian Especially when Thulsa Doom gets beheaded in front of all the snake cult members
@alancollman1738
@alancollman1738 4 года назад
Wow! Holy- I was gonna say a day at the beach but- but what did you say, something about maiming?? Jesus Christ!
@KaeYoss
@KaeYoss 4 года назад
A soft chair, good dentures, and soft lavatory paper.
@TheGodshatter
@TheGodshatter 3 года назад
You truly know what is best in life!
@bradenlittle3406
@bradenlittle3406 3 года назад
Quote from the books. "I offer you life conan." "I offer you death wizard!"
@WTFisTingispingis
@WTFisTingispingis 3 года назад
Conan does not give a single fuck, I love him.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 года назад
Robert E. Howard was a good writer.
@bradenlittle3406
@bradenlittle3406 3 года назад
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 love his works.
@john-el9636
@john-el9636 2 года назад
Which story is that one from?
@Dudebox64
@Dudebox64 2 года назад
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Even if Conan is a giant self-insert power fantasy, it's one of the best of its kind. Brilliant prose, seriously.
@Sweettooth1231
@Sweettooth1231 9 лет назад
i think this episode was an excuse to show off his sword
@SPARTAXKICK9000
@SPARTAXKICK9000 9 лет назад
or was his sword an excuse to show off his episode?
@soopGnat
@soopGnat 9 лет назад
To be fair, that is a pretty sweet sword.
@weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1
@weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1 9 лет назад
Dat Narukami swag
@jzoncan
@jzoncan 9 лет назад
Awesome name man
@samferguson2122
@samferguson2122 9 лет назад
You caught a serial killer and went into a TV to reach a world reflective of human desire for the same purpose. Can you really say anything?
@anothga
@anothga 5 лет назад
6:42 *"'Conan does not know that attack.' God damnit."* The delivery of that line was perfect.
@seangiglio
@seangiglio 3 года назад
Everything about this episode is amazing
@zerlichr426
@zerlichr426 3 года назад
it's like 80% gravity. GRAVITY DOES MOST OF THE JOB!
@dimthecat9418
@dimthecat9418 3 года назад
@@zerlichr426 yee
@t.a.d.k.d6580
@t.a.d.k.d6580 4 года назад
Is Sword Used For A) Maiming and Beheading B) Cutting Butter at the Dinner Table C) *RUG*
@DeathJ0ckey
@DeathJ0ckey 3 года назад
D) Cutting grass
@Wander1508
@Wander1508 3 года назад
E) chopping wood
@june16fre
@june16fre 3 года назад
F) Yeeting at your enemy's and creating a sonic explosion equivalent to that of a nuke
@Daboss-kq3jm
@Daboss-kq3jm 3 года назад
G)all of the above
@Dorian_Scott
@Dorian_Scott 3 года назад
H) Wheels
@Legendary_sartorian
@Legendary_sartorian 5 лет назад
that has got to be the most amazing pixelated double D's ive ever seen
@Legendary_sartorian
@Legendary_sartorian 3 года назад
and now i reliasethe amazement that is that ass of conans wife, some damn fine pixel ass
@oneheavygroove
@oneheavygroove 3 года назад
Sounds like something Jon would say
@matthewgallaway3675
@matthewgallaway3675 3 года назад
have you seen alot of them?
@Legendary_sartorian
@Legendary_sartorian 3 года назад
@@matthewgallaway3675 maybe i have but regardless of that its clear to see its prime quality women
@GrandMarshalGarithos
@GrandMarshalGarithos 3 года назад
So it would seem.
@CallMeSugarMilk
@CallMeSugarMilk 8 лет назад
Jesus that Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was spot on
@CallMeSugarMilk
@CallMeSugarMilk 7 лет назад
+Gabe Hermann no that was actually Jon speaking
@CallMeSugarMilk
@CallMeSugarMilk 7 лет назад
+Gabe Hermann yes it was, listen very closely you can a little bit of Jons actual voice during the impression
@CallMeSugarMilk
@CallMeSugarMilk 7 лет назад
+Gabe Hermann yes it was, listen very closely you can a little bit of Jons actual voice during the impression
@CallMeSugarMilk
@CallMeSugarMilk 7 лет назад
+Gabe Hermann you can hear a little bit*
@CallMeSugarMilk
@CallMeSugarMilk 7 лет назад
+Gabe Hermann you can hear a little bit*
@imapotato.6085
@imapotato.6085 8 лет назад
Life Lesson #419: Sword is for rug. Sword is not for enemy, it is for rug.
@theshadowoflight3532
@theshadowoflight3532 8 лет назад
+epicdude28 Rule number 96 kid!: sword is for rug!!
@connorclemmons8698
@connorclemmons8698 8 лет назад
+Loki's Stuffing Life Lesson #420: Smoke weed every day.
@theogbeaver
@theogbeaver 8 лет назад
+Loki's Stuffing Life Lesson #1: I may be blue, but at least I have this cool cellphone! ( Caddicarus reference )
@theshadowoflight3532
@theshadowoflight3532 8 лет назад
wait we found DJ Khaled's RU-vid account
@theogbeaver
@theogbeaver 8 лет назад
+the shadow of light Who, me?
@Vienna3080
@Vienna3080 5 лет назад
“Who made this Nietzsche?” This for me will be my favorite Johntron quote ever
@DemstarAus
@DemstarAus Год назад
His parents. Use a comma.
@friedpickle8332
@friedpickle8332 3 года назад
It says a lot about the original Conan movie that even Jon's goofy parody opening still got me hyped.
@nutriit
@nutriit 2 года назад
Cursed pfp
@YTPremiumWatch
@YTPremiumWatch Год назад
Absolutely agreed
@VeritabIlIti
@VeritabIlIti 8 лет назад
Classic Jontron ending: "There's a jar o' horseradish up there, IDK whatidis but s scary"
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 5 лет назад
Unlike most Jontron Endings, at least it has an explanation. Oh, are you wondering what a Jontron Ending is? Well, remember when Jontron told Jacques that he could be a type A personality sometimes, but then breaks down and yells "I DIDN'T MEAN IT!" before "Bad Day" plays and a caption says he still doesn't know how to end videos? That basically sums him up. He goes crazy and makes endings that have little to no explanation or context to make people think he is doing something genius. Which actually kinda works. So the explanation for this ending? The horseradish came with the place.
@HunterIsRad
@HunterIsRad 4 года назад
*Dramatic music plays as Horseradish is zoomed in on*
@arbetor12
@arbetor12 4 года назад
1k like
@VAB419
@VAB419 7 лет назад
6:46 "My dementia-riddled grandmother knows that attack" has me in stitches every damn time.
@bluedragonclaws5736
@bluedragonclaws5736 3 года назад
How it feels to use King Crimson lol
@enzhotheomega9509
@enzhotheomega9509 4 года назад
0:49 _holy shit that Arnold impression_
@jakefaulkner8381
@jakefaulkner8381 7 лет назад
So THAT'S why there's no more JonTron videos!...He never got his life-saving medicine! QuQ
@nullwii
@nullwii 3 года назад
good news
@nothomebutnotreally3782
@nothomebutnotreally3782 3 года назад
@@nullwii I think he's aware
@scottpeltier3977
@scottpeltier3977 3 года назад
@@nothomebutnotreally3782 we don’t know unless he tells us
@TheNobody-ru5xg
@TheNobody-ru5xg 9 лет назад
Every JonTron episode has at least one memorable line.
@professoryakkington9691
@professoryakkington9691 9 лет назад
Rylan Yeckley Ohh of course, sword is for rug!
@BlueJayBlues
@BlueJayBlues 8 лет назад
"There's jar of horse radish up there, I dunno what it is, it's scary."
@ThePyroPM
@ThePyroPM 8 лет назад
"Then he becomes the governor of the state of California. THAT'S F**KING METAL AS F**K, DUDE."
@munnymoore9518
@munnymoore9518 8 лет назад
Rylan Yeckley HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT!
@the_rose_titty
@the_rose_titty 8 лет назад
Rylan Yeckley Oh, I've found my favorite room, it's the one where you CAN'T FUCKING see any-
@stupidcaveman24
@stupidcaveman24 9 лет назад
This video was very swood
@junietwoknees
@junietwoknees 9 лет назад
You are a gentleman and a -scholar- grommet.
@garretthegamer1221
@garretthegamer1221 9 лет назад
Mijquaza grommet this grommet that.
@Slushi13
@Slushi13 9 лет назад
I only have vertical hunger because horizontal hunger is for Grommets!!,
@umbaupause
@umbaupause 9 лет назад
It was also very sword.
@Xahnel
@Xahnel 9 лет назад
umbaupause Sword is only for rugs.
@araphel6512
@araphel6512 2 года назад
8:26 is literally my most favorite Jontron line ever
@PurpEngine601
@PurpEngine601 9 месяцев назад
Every time I hear this line, I’m imagining a sports commentator saying this
@Ffantasy501Bashy
@Ffantasy501Bashy 8 месяцев назад
This line is from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" from Chevy Chase
@SeanJTharpe
@SeanJTharpe 4 года назад
8:06 My favorite JonTron moment!
@notANOTHERaccount6
@notANOTHERaccount6 10 лет назад
Oh I found my favorite room it's the one where you CAN'T FUCKIN SEE
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 3 года назад
A pretty good room if I do say so myself. And I do
@libernox5376
@libernox5376 8 лет назад
When Jon says "The basement... the birthplace of fantasy" its like he's all tongue-in-cheek trying to fight a grin. It's gold.
@arghyadas6331
@arghyadas6331 3 года назад
For me, personally, it's his best line ever... especially with that grin.
@janeterezei5842
@janeterezei5842 3 года назад
No joke, Jon's impression of a young, hard-accented Schwarzenegger sounds more like him than current-day (AH)rnold trying to relive the golden days
@annacline6349
@annacline6349 5 лет назад
Jon is the origin of 90% of memes
@dashman8499
@dashman8499 7 лет назад
Everytime I hear about the Commodore 64 I just hear "more like Commodore sixty-bore! haha-just kidding it was actually revolutionary"
@ahmedkhan1272
@ahmedkhan1272 6 лет назад
Ardashes Najarian I got avgn flashbacks for some reason
@liopleurodon2000
@liopleurodon2000 5 лет назад
Whoever heard of a video game on a cassette tape? Lezbooditup, ladies and gentlemen... (UNHOLY GRINDING STATIC NOISE)
@jowoker2
@jowoker2 5 лет назад
@Jasper Atkinson ring of fire
@herpderp246
@herpderp246 5 лет назад
Ardashes Najarian same
@LordBloodySoul
@LordBloodySoul 2 года назад
Okay, but can I just say something here. I am rewatching this from the year 2021 and... I swear to god - the music that starts looping around 1:55 (in the character select screen) sounds like the Attack on Titans jingle o_O
@DaVideoGameBeastr
@DaVideoGameBeastr 7 лет назад
7:39 "A doesn't work, B doesn't work" "This controller only got toit, dem buttons."
@johnnyweissmuller5559
@johnnyweissmuller5559 7 лет назад
Good reference
@jueevee3795
@jueevee3795 7 лет назад
THAT WAS A JOKE THANK YOU FOR READING
@KiyokaMakibi
@KiyokaMakibi 5 лет назад
*stands up and claps*
@thenotoriousmichaeljackson8938
NIGHTSHADE
@razielmxz
@razielmxz 4 года назад
THAT WAS A REFERENCE FROM A VIDEO ON THIS VERY SAME CHANNEL. LMFAO.
@BlueStorm988
@BlueStorm988 6 лет назад
2:26 *N A H I T W A S P R O B A B L Y N O T H I N G*
@Sumrandodood
@Sumrandodood 3 года назад
N. A. H I. T. S. P. R. O. L. L. Y. N. O. T. H. I. N. G.
@muIIetman
@muIIetman Год назад
N A H IT WAS PROBABLY NOTHING
@emaadawazem6971
@emaadawazem6971 5 лет назад
My dad was appraising a house and found a big box full of old ass vcr and with a lot of the best movies of 90’s 80’s and 70’s and was a dream to me can’t wait to watch them
@kingcosworth2643
@kingcosworth2643 4 года назад
Nice!
@shugamubla
@shugamubla 10 лет назад
"Looked like a god damned piece of sharp cheddar" - JonTron 2014
@Doombringer_r
@Doombringer_r 6 лет назад
"I want it so bad.." - Also Jontron 2014
@wombdog
@wombdog 8 лет назад
Jonan the Tronbarian.
@satoshikong8852
@satoshikong8852 5 лет назад
Jonthony Trontano here, internet's busiest gaming nerd.
@chili_dog8935
@chili_dog8935 4 года назад
Jill thrift here with flextape
@wyattearp585
@wyattearp585 4 года назад
These vids are so rewatchable. I always lose my shit at "... Sword is not for enemy.... Sword is for rug"
@PigMan161
@PigMan161 5 лет назад
7:41 A don’t do it. B don’t do it. So what do it? This controller only got 2 it. Dem buttons
@GrimReaperAngelWolf
@GrimReaperAngelWolf 9 лет назад
Jonrude- Tronstorm
@Ytero99
@Ytero99 9 лет назад
Jon is rood, Inside computer storm
@TheApexHat
@TheApexHat 9 лет назад
And in the birdemic: Jonrude- Birdstorm.
@JonTronShow
@JonTronShow 10 лет назад
Hope you guys enjoyed this one!
@rodakscreens
@rodakscreens 10 лет назад
Twas a gud. Make moar
@brockbierly
@brockbierly 10 лет назад
fredburger19 You mean TENOUTTATEN?
@Souls4Roca
@Souls4Roca 10 лет назад
Do you even need to ask?
@ThiagoMarthendal
@ThiagoMarthendal 10 лет назад
What is best in life?!?
@Souls4Roca
@Souls4Roca 10 лет назад
Thiago Marthendal to be paid to drink beer, play games and have sex
@Randomdude661
@Randomdude661 4 года назад
1:34 Jon got an early copy of IGOR 6 years ago.
@deathfrombelow1193
@deathfrombelow1193 3 года назад
I was thinking guilt trip by kanye
@rimabeans166
@rimabeans166 16 часов назад
omg i was gonna say it toooooo literally igor’s theme
@Valken985
@Valken985 Год назад
4:43 My reaction to Pyra for the 1st time in a nutshell:
@Murphio25
@Murphio25 8 лет назад
"itsajaro'horseranchupthereIunnowhatitisbutitsscery."-Jon of the Tron -2014
@funnemanboy
@funnemanboy 8 лет назад
DRAMATIC ZOOM
@GokutheBlack
@GokutheBlack 8 лет назад
*cut to black*
@CrackerJackShakkk
@CrackerJackShakkk 8 лет назад
+Murphio What is horseranch
@A2ndFamine1
@A2ndFamine1 8 лет назад
+Jared Duncan a place where they raise and farm horses
@Murphio25
@Murphio25 8 лет назад
***** Nah, he's just a cool character.
@ThePa1riot
@ThePa1riot 8 лет назад
I love how Jacque's alarm isn't some variation of "intruder alert" but repeating "kill!" XD
@hufdsnhf
@hufdsnhf 6 лет назад
Anthony Clay xDD
@TheGollddMAN
@TheGollddMAN 6 лет назад
7:40 Don't you mean: "A don't do it, B don't do it. So what do it? This controller's only got 2it...dem buttons."
@nitroturbo7869
@nitroturbo7869 6 лет назад
7:57 Everyone's reaction to the Emoji Movie
@XENON3120
@XENON3120 10 лет назад
JonTron's humor never gets old, I've enjoyed every second of it.
@WolfGamingIL
@WolfGamingIL 10 лет назад
you said it
@ballzock1039
@ballzock1039 9 лет назад
I do luv ur battles! Wanna trade or battle
@TheTyisawesome
@TheTyisawesome 2 года назад
Same re-watching
@EchoBoomer1987
@EchoBoomer1987 9 лет назад
That's what the ending to the Sopranos needed, a jar of horse radish and then it cuts to black.
@MrGeorgeFlorcus
@MrGeorgeFlorcus 9 лет назад
Echoboomer1987 I never watched Sopranos. You mean that's not how it ends? spoilers :o
@CatMarshall908
@CatMarshall908 9 лет назад
Echoboomer1987 I've heard it doesn't give you a lot of answers and cuts to black in the middle of a sentence.
@NoodleGeneration
@NoodleGeneration 9 лет назад
***** Well... I wont spoil it but I didn't find that to be entirely true.
@johndillingerremixes
@johndillingerremixes 8 лет назад
Echoboomer1987 ***** NoodleGeneration People say its a bad ending and its unsatisfying, but its a really obvious and classy ending, its not even a leap of logic or something you have to like think about it...it shows you what happens but because there were no special effects or a characters telling you the plot word for word people said it was lazy and incomplete. Kind of like how i met your mother where everyone said the ending was bad when really it was just the pacing and they way they presented it. and just to be clear i think the sopranos did their ending perfect on all fronts.
@Lb-ft3fv
@Lb-ft3fv 6 лет назад
Echoboomer1987 BUT ISS SCURY
@Inkaloo
@Inkaloo 5 лет назад
6:43 "Conan does not know that attack- GOD DAWNIT"
@OfficialDoctorHawk
@OfficialDoctorHawk 4 года назад
D A W N E T
@IslesGirl3
@IslesGirl3 5 лет назад
2:20 Ooohhh is that lasers? Am I dying of lasers? *falls* It's not even that relevant to the episode but still my favorite part XD
@juanl3843
@juanl3843 3 года назад
2:26 I am only their for that
@aurarus
@aurarus 10 лет назад
Guys, he hasn't uploaded anything since 2 seconds ago. RIP in peace JonTron
@HeroWolfMod
@HeroWolfMod 10 лет назад
"Rest In Peace" In Peace
@thevlaka
@thevlaka 10 лет назад
piss in peace.
@HeroWolfMod
@HeroWolfMod 10 лет назад
Piss in Peace in Pace in Pierce in Pix in Piece in Pieces.
@zachs3627
@zachs3627 10 лет назад
HeroWolfMod rip in peace in peace rest in peace
@Zetaku3
@Zetaku3 10 лет назад
He doesnt upload in months but when he does.... its amazing
@Redeadhunter
@Redeadhunter 8 лет назад
I really don't rewatch this one enough, it's a goldmine of shits and giggles.
@ollysinger5312
@ollysinger5312 8 лет назад
Oh my God is your icon from Roller Coaster Tycoon?
@Redeadhunter
@Redeadhunter 8 лет назад
Yes
@ollysinger5312
@ollysinger5312 8 лет назад
Fantastic.
@elisttm
@elisttm 7 лет назад
welcome to the bone zone
@Sevenigma777
@Sevenigma777 7 лет назад
how much are shits going for these days? i know giggle stocks are dropping fast.
@PizzaProblems
@PizzaProblems 3 года назад
Such a golden age of Jontron. Perfect rhythm, having fun behind the scenes, elevating the performance with great improv as a result...
@CygnusTheSilly
@CygnusTheSilly 3 года назад
Fun fact: the original books of Conan the barbarian take place in the Cthulhu mythos
@AngelTheDemon1043
@AngelTheDemon1043 8 лет назад
"I can't even begin to fathom why they would make down jump when up _also jumps_. Especially in a game when you need to push down very quickly in a storm of never-ending butt-feasting gremlin-skeletons to get the item that only falls from the teleporting purple Satan demon that only spawns when you cut down the one random skeleton hanging from the ceiling that is the only item that can *kill the boss that kills YOU in one hit unless you HAVE that item and you would **_never know it unless you read it on the internet THAT DOESN'T EXIST WHEN THIS GAME CAME OUT!_*" Hallelujah, holy *_SHIT_*
@fuzzyapplepie6940
@fuzzyapplepie6940 2 года назад
Wheres the Tylenol
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 Год назад
+@@fuzzyapplepie6940 💊
@normanmerrick9493
@normanmerrick9493 11 месяцев назад
To this day, this is still my all time favorite Jontron quote.
@mynameachef8614
@mynameachef8614 8 лет назад
THATS FUCKING METAL AS FUCK DOOD
@UNICORNF3TUS
@UNICORNF3TUS 8 лет назад
That shit killed me dude. metal as FUCK dude
@coldhotpockets2387
@coldhotpockets2387 8 лет назад
AS FUCK....UHHH
@gravelessomega7951
@gravelessomega7951 8 лет назад
So brutal. \m/
@HammMann
@HammMann 5 лет назад
3:59 the best poem
@randyreal5871
@randyreal5871 5 лет назад
He eventually became king by his own hand, but that's another story
@billybitchcakes56
@billybitchcakes56 8 лет назад
That was a brilliant Arnie impression ha ha
@neothaka
@neothaka 8 лет назад
+Billy Bitchcakes +1
@matt.muscat
@matt.muscat 6 лет назад
gave him a like as soon as I heard it. I thought it was dubbed
@chickensangwich97
@chickensangwich97 9 лет назад
but...but Jon never got his life-saving medicine... :O
@chapinmc2
@chapinmc2 9 лет назад
He didn't die though. It was a joke.
@SPARTAXKICK9000
@SPARTAXKICK9000 9 лет назад
chapinmc2 Or was it?... (X-Files theme plays)
@snoofer123
@snoofer123 9 лет назад
He was joking. But maybe you're joking... I hope you are
@DarkSpineShadow343
@DarkSpineShadow343 9 лет назад
Drake Connally He became the skeleton in the clock tower episode.
@ericfieldman
@ericfieldman 7 лет назад
Maybe the death effects happened way later and that's why he hasn't made a video in months
@macdongr
@macdongr 4 года назад
Before his kill alarm, Jacque was lookin' fuckin' adorable!
@Mister-Red
@Mister-Red Год назад
5:40 it's philosophical,he has no face but has abs,it's supposed to show that his identity is defined by his strength
@NearEDGE
@NearEDGE 8 лет назад
I JUST WANNA USE MY SOOORD
@johnnyweissmuller5559
@johnnyweissmuller5559 7 лет назад
Come on, use your Swooorrrrrdddd! ~ Paul
@zoeboughton578
@zoeboughton578 7 лет назад
Okay I'll get my SOOOORD for you NearEDGE!
@bennygaray46
@bennygaray46 7 лет назад
I'll get my sssswwwwoooord FOR YOU DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@dinoboy1153
@dinoboy1153 6 лет назад
NearEDGE I'LL GET MY SUUUOOORDD FOR YOU DANNY!!!!!
@MusicalSoul47
@MusicalSoul47 6 лет назад
I love this thread.
@obundoben82
@obundoben82 7 лет назад
*FHUCKING METAL AS FUCK DUDE.*
@oredssonemma
@oredssonemma Год назад
Watching this in 2022. Man i cant believe the consistency in quality! This holds up so well! If i wanna watch JonTron i never have to worry about when and in wich youtube era it came out, always good!
@goldenhydreigon4727
@goldenhydreigon4727 4 года назад
6:22) "Oh I found my favorite room it's the one where you caN'T FUCKING SEE!"
@SkullCloset
@SkullCloset 4 года назад
Nice
@MikadoOkami
@MikadoOkami 9 лет назад
ok this was freaky Conan was playing in the background on the tv as i was watching this and as jon was doing the "one request" monologue, the same scene came on in the movie and it match word for word
@EXHellfire
@EXHellfire 9 лет назад
MikadoOkami csb
@Knapperoni
@Knapperoni 8 лет назад
LIIIIIEEEES
@DankMemerTheSwaggyMemer
@DankMemerTheSwaggyMemer 8 лет назад
wHy ThE FuCk yOu lYiN.
@TGE77
@TGE77 8 лет назад
Omg when I read your comment hyper realistic blood came out of my screen and I was playing pokemon when all my party turned into 6 unowns that spelled YOU WILL DIE.
@imadetheurllonger
@imadetheurllonger 8 лет назад
+TGE OMG YES and the music was Lavender Town but backways right?
@Saxcat20
@Saxcat20 10 лет назад
Jon's on a roll here.
@SneakyMuffin
@SneakyMuffin 10 лет назад
*KNOCK ON WOOD* Hopefully this'll keep up!
@robertkoob6507
@robertkoob6507 10 лет назад
I agree good sir.
@Vestilence
@Vestilence 10 лет назад
Fricken hilarious~
@cliftonsargent1572
@cliftonsargent1572 3 года назад
Thank you jontron for making content I still love to watch in 2021, please make some new content please!
@SilverTooth666
@SilverTooth666 5 лет назад
I'm watching this 4 years later and I still haven't found someone who would be so consistently funny.
@Sjh1138
@Sjh1138 9 лет назад
That's because Commodore 64 is for grommets
@dinobaconpants
@dinobaconpants 9 лет назад
Your mother is for grommets...
@paperbag2410
@paperbag2410 9 лет назад
You just ain't swood enough for this.
@mojoyomo2174
@mojoyomo2174 8 лет назад
yah.
@BrinaFlautist
@BrinaFlautist 8 лет назад
+Xander Strickland *applauds*
@Ratciclefan
@Ratciclefan 6 лет назад
Sean Hunt what? It's the swoodest console ever!
@TheFireRed
@TheFireRed 10 лет назад
Is that the basement where Moémon was created? :O
@tomboomeronacrv
@tomboomeronacrv 6 лет назад
TheFireRed ahhhh no. Jon would've probably killed him before the guy had the chance. Although it could be a close replica
@jakespacepiratee3740
@jakespacepiratee3740 6 лет назад
Welcome to planet earth, ladies and gentlemen.
@WooHooLadttv
@WooHooLadttv 3 года назад
Love jontron
@haramblaze9683
@haramblaze9683 2 года назад
What can I say, Jontron's a cool guy
@maxwellsope1080
@maxwellsope1080 3 года назад
How did miss this wow 7 years and I am watching it now
@SkilesHasFun
@SkilesHasFun 10 лет назад
R.I.P in peace Paul Ritchie Sometime roughly in the early '80s-2014 He died of lasers
@Leroystenzel
@Leroystenzel 10 лет назад
no likes? not funny
@DarkMario26
@DarkMario26 10 лет назад
Your HERE too? You have officially become that guy.
@SkilesHasFun
@SkilesHasFun 10 лет назад
***** This suit is officially a Georgio Armani. My dad knows him!
@DarkMario26
@DarkMario26 10 лет назад
FUCK YOU! I AAAAAAAANT HAVEN THAT SHIET!
@grongy6122
@grongy6122 5 лет назад
Rest in peace in peace.
@indeimaus
@indeimaus 10 лет назад
Jontron I love you, you inspired me to do my thang, thank you good sir.
@Warzcast
@Warzcast 10 лет назад
john huffington shut the fuck up! JonTron is the best and I have no shame in loving him as my favorite youtuber!
@geneticwizard132
@geneticwizard132 10 лет назад
Warzcast Who even goes onto a JonTron video, makes fun of the fans, with a name John, and talks about homosexuality with a last name "Huffington". I have a feeling we have a Child Molester on our hands.
@Warzcast
@Warzcast 10 лет назад
LOL so true. These haters should just not watch his videos if they hate him so much!
@geneticwizard132
@geneticwizard132 10 лет назад
Warzcast Ignorance is bliss, my potato shaped electric friend.
@AllegedAllergen
@AllegedAllergen 10 лет назад
***** Scumbag John has no idea who he's talking to
@bobmalfrank5694
@bobmalfrank5694 2 года назад
It's been 7 years and I still have questions about that jar.
@LO-zs3db
@LO-zs3db 6 лет назад
Loved the opening. Conan The Barbarian is one of my favourite movies of all time. Good job Jon.
@melpomeneouranos4973
@melpomeneouranos4973 7 лет назад
I'm supposed to be playing bootleg Conan games but this one lightning mage keeps zapping my wife.
@BearFoLife
@BearFoLife 7 лет назад
Konna Linae is it the wizardman27?
@iammanly2797
@iammanly2797 7 лет назад
what did the dinosaurs know about hillary clinton is it thecloud27?
@twoDie4
@twoDie4 4 года назад
Memes were so primitive 3 years ago
@larniieplayz6285
@larniieplayz6285 3 года назад
beef, it's what's for dinner ????
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 3 года назад
This is best out of context
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091
I came here in search of Conan the Barbarians lore after picking up Conan Exiles. No lore, but I'm still glad I clicked
@rterrell12
@rterrell12 7 лет назад
Miss you JonTron, you're one of the best RU-vidrs ever. Love you dude
@71dembonesTV
@71dembonesTV 8 лет назад
8:33 - That is some pretty sweet chiptune actually
@hufdsnhf
@hufdsnhf 6 лет назад
71dembones I was thinking the same thing!
@Zakumei
@Zakumei 7 лет назад
"Theres a jar of horseradish up there. I don't know what it is, its just scary." -Jon Jefari, 2014
@ridleyscurry2480
@ridleyscurry2480 5 лет назад
Oh heck, these vids make me laugh so much I have to pause them. Keep it up!
@thekingofthecats42069
@thekingofthecats42069 4 года назад
1:32 I was waiting for Jellyfish Jam to start
@MatheusSM1000
@MatheusSM1000 9 лет назад
0:52 : "... And to hear the lamentation of their lemon" Poor lemons...
@Maximaker02
@Maximaker02 7 лет назад
Man, Jontron's Arnold Schwarzenegger impression is really good
@lordbills8517
@lordbills8517 3 года назад
100% awesome impression
@spanishbone7602
@spanishbone7602 3 года назад
Definitely agree
@blinkerfluid7988
@blinkerfluid7988 2 года назад
Now that you mention it, I've never seen them both in the same room... They are the same person!
@SynGirl32
@SynGirl32 3 года назад
JonTron's accent was spot-on. Couldn't do it better if I tried.
@Alejandrodemontana
@Alejandrodemontana 4 года назад
This is a good video I’ve been enjoying this stuff going back and seeing the classics from the golden age
@DXIndustriesInc
@DXIndustriesInc 10 лет назад
I'm still not used to having all these new JonTron episodes so frequently
@tedbennett9067
@tedbennett9067 10 лет назад
It won't last long, just enjoy it
@tedbennett9067
@tedbennett9067 10 лет назад
I think you set a record. 35 +1 in 20 minutes
@QuJee
@QuJee 10 лет назад
***** Who said that? I thought they only will be for a week. Stop spreading lies around.
@odindank5934
@odindank5934 10 лет назад
***** There going to be Normal Boots exclusive for about a week. Don't start rumors, and if you think I'm wrong give me your proof.
@mrtw1st3r52
@mrtw1st3r52 10 лет назад
it's awesome!!!
@Deaniac25
@Deaniac25 10 лет назад
"Sword is for rug." The simplicity of that just makes me giggle like a buffoon. Let's also take a moment to appreciate how much more consistent Jon is uploading videos now. Hallelujah, holy *SHIT!*
@vDREEGONv
@vDREEGONv 2 месяца назад
Rewatching old JonTron videos is a good nostalgia escape from modern day hell
@importedemperor4397
@importedemperor4397 3 года назад
I need more Jon man. Old school Jon is best Jon
@TrueBlueProd
@TrueBlueProd 8 лет назад
7:55 "YOU PRESS DOWN TO JUMP"
@usamazahid3882
@usamazahid3882 5 лет назад
Nice AVGN reference.
@napalmblaziken
@napalmblaziken 10 лет назад
That guy escaped FoodFight! and Mr. Clean, but couldn't escape Jacques' lasers.
@joe444
@joe444 10 лет назад
AND TAKESHI'S CHALLENGE! :D
@mistertheking
@mistertheking 10 лет назад
No one escapes Jacques' wrath, nobody.
@Kingolimar354
@Kingolimar354 10 лет назад
Where was he in Takeshi's challenge? I don't remember seeing him there.
@Kingolimar354
@Kingolimar354 9 лет назад
***** Well Joe Williams just said he was on Takeshi's Challenge and I don't remember seeing him there.
@joe444
@joe444 9 лет назад
Kingolimar354 well he did, and theres still a video. perhaps try looking
@jonathanwells223
@jonathanwells223 6 лет назад
“Butt-feasting gremlin-skeletons” never fails to make me laugh
@memeyboi934
@memeyboi934 5 лет назад
YOU CANT TRUST ANYONE CONAN but a sword can you trust You can’t use a sword for anything... But only for rugs Conan... GOD DAMMIT
@Derikimi
@Derikimi 10 лет назад
Nobody can stop the all mighty Conan! Except for a house..........
@CarlTownsend24293
@CarlTownsend24293 10 лет назад
Or a rug
@ShadowPirateX
@ShadowPirateX 10 лет назад
Sword is for rug...
@Derikimi
@Derikimi 10 лет назад
***** *Conan Doesn't Know That Attack*
@foureyedfreaker
@foureyedfreaker 10 лет назад
***** Conan can't do that.
@Paulie2342
@Paulie2342 10 лет назад
Willow Moonsparkle Nightshade can't do that?
@Kaytoun
@Kaytoun 8 лет назад
Fun fact: If I had ended up being born a boy, my dad was going to name me Conan after Conan the Barbarian. So you can guess what kind of guy he is.
@mosaro8857
@mosaro8857 8 лет назад
+Kaytoun So did he name you Xena the Warrior Princess?
@Kaytoun
@Kaytoun 8 лет назад
+Mosaro As cool as that would have been, no. My mom finally intervened and gave me a boring normal name.
@Guldknight
@Guldknight 8 лет назад
+Kaytoun so your name is Connie?
@EcksFacktur
@EcksFacktur 8 лет назад
mildly disappointed?
@-Gax-
@-Gax- 8 лет назад
That is amazing. I'm like your dad except I did have a son so I got to name him Ash lol. So good
@pearlescent_ftw
@pearlescent_ftw 6 лет назад
Still my favorite jontron video.
@giantlobsterboy644
@giantlobsterboy644 7 лет назад
I love it when JonTron walks off while saying his lines. That gag always makes me smile.
@ExpiredDegenerate
@ExpiredDegenerate 10 лет назад
In the future, there will be someone who plays old forgetten indie games released on steam, and it will be a new era of comedy
@gespenstmk-iii111
@gespenstmk-iii111 10 лет назад
Pervert.
@OnijJokuma
@OnijJokuma 10 лет назад
Don't listen to that person, I like the account, and most of all, your erotic thumbnail that has a sexy, short haired young lady possibly doing the nasty. Bravo and please... Do you have a link to it?
@PootieWienerfish
@PootieWienerfish 10 лет назад
IS THAT LASERS
@zeroescape
@zeroescape 10 лет назад
Natsu Dragneel we have a tool here
@zeroescape
@zeroescape 10 лет назад
Natsu Dragneel this guy right now....
@Hannah-pi8de
@Hannah-pi8de 7 лет назад
I for some reason thought the video was called "Conan the Librarian"
@timorousspecter738
@timorousspecter738 7 лет назад
Randomized _Geek I would pay someone's else's money to have that made.
@ineedaname5928
@ineedaname5928 7 лет назад
TimorousSpecter Maybe a bootlegger will make one?
@dtownley1
@dtownley1 7 лет назад
Randomized _Geek just imagine the cheesy '80s style one-liners they could use... "Now who's overdue?!" "He had to...check out"
@filibertogonzalez8761
@filibertogonzalez8761 7 лет назад
dtownley1 Conan is the Slayer of Late Fees! :)
@MaxHines
@MaxHines 7 лет назад
Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system?!!!!!!
@phillipsmejkal1
@phillipsmejkal1 3 года назад
Damn you instantly nailed it after a few secounds. Had to laugh so hard hear your impression of Arnie, because it was pretty accurate.
@Opethaholic
@Opethaholic Год назад
That opening impersonation was so good Jon! "To crush your enemies!"
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 8 лет назад
8:36 If you want to hear music like that these days, you have to steal software.
@master_matthew
@master_matthew 6 лет назад
Spyro 3 - Ps1 You know the music.
@elmerjfapp5730
@elmerjfapp5730 6 лет назад
i like it when crack software installers have music that plays through the executable.
@ben-ji
@ben-ji 6 лет назад
You should be making Ytp's, not watching Jon! xD
@theobserver4214
@theobserver4214 6 лет назад
Elmer J Fapp Fitgirl repacks do that!
@Daniel-kx3zz
@Daniel-kx3zz 6 лет назад
Reasons for piracy in software -1% lack of money -99% Keygen music
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