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Diagnosing with bees 😂

So accurate! Man...the amount of time people just called to ramble on about something unrelated when it was just bees all along...

I wonder if you ever dealt with moles too?

​@@Phoebe5448That’s a weird way of spelling BEES.

BEES?! BEES!!

AND HE WAS ON THE TICK PAGE WHILE IT WAS PLAYING TOT

HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

@@britishcake21w65 *facepalms* i figured it was black mold. cuz he said they were sick and had a headache.. was still a better conclusion than "BeEs" 😂

lawn mowing bees!

I spat my drink when I read this lmao

The Desk hobb

@@Sisyphus599 IKR, just read the damn entry

who has the time to read about termites (bad example, termites are cool to research)

@@Sisyphus599LITERALLY IN THE NAME AND HES LIKE “yeah common hobb”

bee-ee-ee-ees?

I'd like to see you not being passive aggressive over the way someone plays a video game :)

@@meowmew444 girl why are you mini-modding his comment section 💀 he's been on youtube for over a decade he can handle some people getting annoyed at him

​@@meowmew444hmmm it seems like you have a common hob

You’ll have to watch a RU-vidr that takes the game seriously or play it yourself. Mark missed more than 80% of them.

​@@meowmew444bro why are you mini-modding💀

No no no. You're talking to a guy who's actually helpful, but you can hear Mark in the background yelling out possible solutions. Like, he's got nothing better to do than listening in on a coworker's calls, and he just shouts the first solution that pops into his head. "Did you tell him he might have Stair-Slug?! Tell him he might - HEY, TELL HIM HE MIGHT HAVE STAIR-SLUG!!!"

Or when you get sent the wrong information and you’re raging and mark then says “yeah maybe you shoulda heeded the warning.”

Lol me just hearing his voice will leave me devastated 😭 😅 saying m doomed 😅

drop the phone and cry😂😂

"Hello, this is Mark. It sounds like you might have a stair slug situation on your hands. Let's figure out what's going on. Describe what you're experiencing with the 'stair slug.'"

Mind elaborating on what the correct ones would've been for all of em?

@rainond.cooper2971 I'd have to rewatch the video, but instead of common hob for the first hob, it needed to be a desk hob, the "coffee grounds" were cockroach droplets, I believe the son who refused to do the lawn had a tick which is why he was sick, the shit in the backyard has a few things, so that's a Lil more opinion based since it can be a termite mound, an ant hill, or some sort of serious mole hill. Again, I'd have to rewatch to pick up on the rest so give me like 20ish mins and I could bring back a list probably

Then again, that's if I care enough to prove he got stuff wrong

​@@rainond.cooper2971 I believe the RU-vidr "Manlybadasshero" gets all of them right

​@@rainond.cooper2971Cockroach, Termite, Mice, Tick, Desk Hobb, Black Mold, Common Hobb.

Same, this is rlly interesting

FR THO 😭🙏

He’s the definition of r/ confidentiality incorrect

It's true, confidence in being wrong can indeed make for an entertaining spectacle. However, it's important to remember the potential consequences of spreading misinformation or acting on incorrect beliefs. Balancing entertainment with accuracy and responsibility is key.

@@joker9508Mark has ADHD, so people with ADHD tend to be random and even say anything that comes directly to mind without even thinking about it first. Mark is no different in this. And on top of that, he’s a content creator, so his randomness adds humor and comedic value to his content and videos

The thing I always think of is back in Unus Annus, him thinking that Gregorian chanting was throat singing. What he thought was Gregorian chanting doesn’t even have a chant, it’s just deep melodic groaning.

He sent the professionals.

Their tiny mowers just didn’t work fast enough for the guy’s standards it seems

The best of the best

Goddamn it, someone made it 666 likes before me... Oh, well, win some, lose some...

​@Tommy_Parkyif it was why you only got 500 subs? no one cares bro

7:15 i think it's the same guy that did Buzz Goober also, with distorted voice filter could be, dunno

Lmao I caught that too

i loved that part i was laughing hard

It sounds so much like Longmont Potion Castles

"So whatcha g-honna do-" *regains composure* "Whatcha gonna do to make this better?" *HAHAHAHA*

I love how the way to deal with the common hobb is to just leave it alone and give it some cereal. He's just a silly little guy :3

hahaha :D

Yup

your icon is so scary...

Wow two bots woohoo

@@Eyes3210-pk6rd If I had a nickel for every bot in my replies, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?

@OfficerBMTi bet you main pyra/mythra just because anime

RU-vid won't let me report the bot but it's channel has videos laughing about people dying and people mourning. RU-vid cannot keep getting away with letting these people on their platform. This is sick.

I loved when Mark said "IT'S MARKIPLIERIN TIME" and Marked all over the place.

I liked how u just perfectly summed up every video mark has ever made@@thachocolategod

@@KaraTheGirlie don't worry I can and I have been. They will hopefully kick them soon because it's unacceptable

Mark has already solved the fnaf lore: his theory about how Bonnie really died has finally put the pieces together and completed the timeline. Take that Matpat!

❤❤❤

He is the king of FNAF after all

@@OfficerBMT Obviously not if you advertise your channel this way.

@@GrayFox_74just ignore them

I mean to be fair the son being sick is such a background detail. I was fully focused on how to solve the mowing problem too

Seinfeld episode synopsis

@@OfficerBMTdid anyone ask you, go advertise your channel somewhere else

@@OfficerBMT you’re literally replying to every comment with this, bot

​@@OfficerBMT no u dont

Love it, this comment made my day better!

seriously tho, why lie?

So true

The only stronger instinct than protecting yourself is the desire to help your fellow innocent man.

He basically scrolled through all of them and never read into any of them

Yeah this was a really frustrating video.

Crying and shaking

And I bawled when 11:30ish he somehow thought that it was either a common hobb or the false beat. False beat!!?? HOW, where is the logic. Don't get me wrong, I love Mark and Jack but they're very inattentive probably because of their ADHD though. Watch 8-BitRyan if you want a refresher, he also played the game.

@@samwarren6008 manlybadasshero also did a great playthrough of this game,, highly recommend :) he's very thorough

Ah! The situation has only been made worse with the addition of yet more bees

i was screaming at my monitor

@@abbcc5996 I used to do that, and then I realized that no matter what I did, the video was already recorded, I wasn't going to change the actions of the let's player, and I was just wasting my energy. As soon as I realized that, I decided it was best to just accept that the person playing the game doesn't know everything, and that it doesn't matter if they do everything 'correctly' or 'perfectly' as long as it's fun to watch. The video wouldn't be interesting if they knew exactly how to play the game beforehand, besides, they are going to play the game the way they want to anyways. It has been much more enjoyable to watch my favorite content creators ever since I had this shift in mentality, and it has become especially easy to watch them play games that I'm very familiar with. edit: grammar was kind of atrocious in first draft ngl, should've proofread a bit better first

It's Mark, he doesn't read lmao (He also hasn't been taking most of his horror gameplay seriously either so there's that)

I mean, it's pretty clear Mark has never had cockroaches or black mold. That said, Mark's playthrough for this is perfectly in character for the DMV or any call center ever.

What was it actually?

@@villagerbrook7065 We don't know because Mark got literally every single caller wrong and the HSH rightly didn't trust him to deal with serious threats.

🤣🤣🤣

After that i thought mark would just send bee info to everyone 😂

I think it was ticks.

Yes it was. Funny thing is that mark was ON ticks and switch to bees after the guys call...@@LampHatScott

Wouldn't that be CarbonMonoxide?

@@preciousbarrow4448 I did not think of that.

NAH TRUE LOLL

im pretty sure it was carbon monoxide poisoning, and the hang up was him just passing out

What's goober?

@@thefaceofmankindYknow, the part of ya that goobs

Fir the true customer service experience, the only coherent things they scream is about the divorce or the dead dog and how it's all your fault

but it does have them

I know right!

@@ArcadeN9 like the long grass and ticks thing would be common knowledge I hope 😭

Me too but he's probably doing it on purpose to bother people (maybe)

@@whyaretheykinda Oh, I thought tall grass was for pokemon. Could have been poison types.

Or bug types.@@RoboticMagus

They're excellent pollinators

Why though?

Yea its dead. You need to... feed them?

@@Iterator_SRS Metamorphosis, y'know the usual, it's pretty common

​@OfficerBMTI'm going on a journey to find one single mf who asked

​@@diamondmemer9754bot is like that,even when we don't ask.

@OfficerBMT yeah sure

I don’t think there’s instinct. He just does stuff and sees what happens.

Both.

I was wondering if anybody else noticed this

I knew I wouldn’t be the only one, it’s definitely a reference. From the terminology, audio effects, and inflections, it’s gotta be 😂

Okay after seeing “Fred pinball” it’s 100% 😂😂

Thank you for reminding me of him.

Huh, I love discovering strange and interesting things from the comments. I had never heard of Longmont Potion Castle and I love that this is a thing I know about now

That's right, I was surprised by such a "setup" 😑

@@alexfazber9788 wdym?

@@BoopidKadoopid You paused at teh credits and never kept watching, didn't you

It's funny, because after Mark's farewell, I guessed what would happen, but I was so lazy to stop, actually - it's my own fault🤌😑😊

Best feeling™️

Meta(silence)..... What the fuck?

where are they going with no job? 🤣

​@@SnowRockyMountainswandering, couch surfing and probably rizzing everyone in their path

I'm doing the same :D

Real 😂

This!!! This video drove me insane

And he literally selected the common hobb, but it was very obviously a desk hobb! So frustrating!

He literally misdiagnosed the first call. The guy says "It just looks like coffee to me" and the page for cockroaches states they leave behind droppings that look like coffee grounds. I enjoy watching Mark for the most part, but stuff like this does make you question how much of his befuddlement is genuine, and how much is intentionally playing dumb to try and make the video more "entertaining" to watch.

@@esperfire3779 Exactly! I know it couldn't be further from the truth but it makes it seem like he doesn't actually want to be playing the game and just wants to get done with it.

@@esperfire3779 he has ADHD and had been off his meds for Awhile. I would not be even a little bit shocked if he genuinely missed things. I miss details like that all the time and I have unmedicated ADHD (I'm diagnosed before anyone comes for me)

Run bro

Yeah, you don't@@OfficerBMT

​@@OfficerBMTno u dont

Same I hope we get more info on what theaters it's gonna be showcased at

T I C K

T I C K😬

Or a tiktoker

Lol

I think it actually was black mold. The guy didn't say or do anything that would indicate freezing pipes aside from sneezing.

The sneezing is like the only one he reported correctly though.

@@Zer0_Soul yeah but he said about feeling like freezing conditioner

Don’t forget about the lawn care one where it was ticks

The sneezing guy is indeed black mold; reading the text says it makes people sneeze or have allergic reactions. Since he never mentioned any noises or leaks. Some of the solutions are obvious if Mark had read the text or put clues together; hope he takes it abit more seriously when the full game comes out.

bees

bees

WAIT THATS RAINE?