Homeschool Family Visits Woke Library 

What books should be banned from the woke library?

“what are your personal pronouns?” “I, me and mine” Definitely going to use that one from now on. lol

My mom was a librarian. She loved her job. The worst part was the other librarians who had crazy views. And the guys who came in to look at porn on the pubic computers.

When they were talking to the librarian, the baby covered its ears! 😂

Jp is the icing on the gender fluid cake!!

‘ Give me a child till he is seven years old,’ said St Ignatius Loyola, ‘ and I will show you the man.’

Our local library has turned into a weird, uncomfortable space for me. They proudly display all the children & young adult lgbtq material on the top of the book shelves. My kids are teenagers now and they no longer care about the library. I use to take them to all the library events like their summer programs. Thank goodness they are old enough to know better.

When some Dr. Seuss books were banned at the library at the school I worked at threw them away unceremoniously into the trash bins. The librarians didn’t have a second thought about it.

I am so happy all of my children are adults now otherwise I would be arrested for assaulting a THING with blue hair.

Homeschoolers always ask the most direct questions, love em

In an age where Berserk is more kid friendly than what’s available for them. That’s just sad

I'm waiting for there to be a kids book called 'snip! snip! It's Jane not Johnnie.'

1:50 the ministry of truth The world is literally becoming 1984💀

I fondly remember as a young child in the 1960s attending my small town locale library after being told my family was of Nordic ancestry. In the library doorway on my way to read about Norse Mythology I would pass the adult section book rack. The one that openly displayed 'None Dare Call It Treason" by John Stormer and "Wheels of Terror" by Sven Hassel along with his other literary works. Of course, back then I only needed my parents permission to borrow the adult content. My small town library was deeply influential in shaping my character.

Fun fact: I work part time as a public reference librarian and all the other time I'm homeschooling my kids. The struggle is real.

Ha! Just went to Barns/Nobles. Every shelf sheesh, glad the kids were not there... I learned sooo much! Like no more book store visits.

What an awesome collaboration! 😁

As a homeschooling mama, this is pretty much my reality when going to local libraries haha

Even the baby almost cried

Going to the library every week was one of my great joys as a kid! This is so sad!

I went to my library recently, the books on founders fit into 2 running feet. And most of them were on how Thomas Jefferson was a racist. This is NOT a joke. They no longer charge for late books. I am of the opinion we need to get rid our public libraries if they can't stop being such a joke.

The Bee and JP collab, I can die a happy man now

"excuse me ma'am, librarian" well, very lucky the librarian wasn't offended!

The smug "i know whats best for all" is pretty accurate.

When we homeschooled (all the kids grew up), for awhile we paid for an annual membership at the public library 2 towns over to avoid the woke one in our village. Crystal meditation classes, all kinds of new age garbage and woke stuff for kids, all kinds of goodies for illegal aliens, and lots of nosey librarians who wanted to know not only why my kids weren't in school, but why we were wasting our tax dollars by not using the public school district. The library was supported by 4 villages (this is important). We elected a new mayor for our village. And the local library had a drag queen story hour, with a drag queen imported from the nearest city. They had ONE session. Three people and their toddlers attended, then quickly left when they saw what happened. People complained, and were told that they were racists and bigots. Those people complained to the mayor. The mayor told the library board at their monthly meeting that our village was the biggest, and if the woke indoctrination didn't stop, he had the votes to stop library funds. Not only did drag queen story hour never make the activity list ever again. Crystal meditation and all the other woke stuff was gone. The library got a new head librarian. She got the board to let her get books and stuff people could use, including several sewing machines, paper craft tools, and garden tools to borrow just like books, DVDs and other media. The head librarian is still there. The mayor got re-elected. Don't bother with negative replies. I don't read them.

I love it! The Bee is gonna have to try a lot harder to stay ahead of the insanity of today's society.

I talked with a he-she at a service desk today at my own library. It's becoming more real. God help us!

I just don’t go in June 😂 But for real when we go to visit my grandma we make a trip to her library and I have to preview. If the publication date is after 2013 I tell them I have to research it.

I just had my first baby girl, and I'm not worried about people trying to groom her, I'm worried about the life long prison sentence I'll get after handling those people they way they should be handled. :)

The ending “Your under arrest for being a domestic terrorist.”😂 it would be funny if it wasn’t so true

BB be like: "Poke fun at them!" "Which side?" "ALL OF THEM!!!"

I like, when the baby started, holding its hands on its ears, and didn’t wanna listen to the trash anymore😂

My wife also gets more and more "gender fluid" until she waxes her moustache. When she's gone full Magnum P.I., I have to help 😂

"It doesn't seem to have any structural purpose whatsoever..." 🤣🤣 Most homeschool quote ever. She's on her way to the Hillsdale Engineering Department.

Haha! Notice how the baby reacts to the fool behind the desk! That right there tells you plenty about this entire situation.

Idk why libraries think this is cool to do. Mine kind of chilled out on it recently and got back into real displays like nature documentaries and such.

We are trying to occupy and take back out library. It’s a very expensive library They put books in the kids corner about suicide and murder all the time

But they won’t ban the book about child rape and dildos?

Unemployed librarian here. Can't bring myself to apply at these places.

That baby closing his ears😂❤

Our local library has been methodically purging classic childrens' books, and now it's so freaking difficult to find a book that _isn't_ about some obscure, debilitated Ocelot's two daddies (one's a proud rainbow wolf, the other is exactly like Eeyore, light blue-grey and mental health -challenged) who protect little xer/xim from the Big Bad Red Elephant that doesn't "party" like the other animals but instead saves all _his_ money (which is really the zoo's money of course) so _he_ can eventually buy the entire zoo. Sympathetic Little Gender-Uncertain Ocelot, who actual human children are supposed to identify with, spoils the Republican's plans by gleefully covering him and his Red Elephant Best Friend with rainbow, and light blue-grey paint. See kids, even the Evil Capitalists are actually gay and depressed in the end. The End. Goodnight, Kiddos! Tomorrow we rise early to hold our fists in the air. _- Yes, again!!_ Now be quiet and dream of smashing thin blue lines. Good kids now.

I'm from Israel and I'm really really worried about the future of the United States with all the woke culture that is being spread like poison and also influencing is Israel in the free world your channel your creativity is awesome keep up with the good work!!

I was not expecting a woman’s voice holy shit the makeup artist did a damn good job

I'm a moderate currently training to be a librarian in the UK. I am going to have to be very careful where I apply for jobs 🙃

I miss the Bee being satire.

Spooky, but so true, isn’t it!? 😵‍💫

I live in a small town in Missouri with 7,000 people. My librarian just asked me to send this thing to her, again LOL.

To be honest, that’s the parents fault for not teaching them what they may see and how to respond in the real world. Blinders just isn’t it.

The “g” word 💀💀💀💀 Ah yes “Librarian” my favorite gender 💀 this is so based lol

We got Charlie and the Fudge Packing Factory, take it or leave it.

Out of the the things that annoy me the most about the librarian character, weirdly it is the fact their tie is off center

10 year ago I will never imagen that the conservative religious people will be fighting to defend biology.

True story, ive had a very similar experience as a home Ed mum

Sad but so accurate in larger cities! I walked into a library for the first time in a while to get a book my wife wanted to read before buying it. Both of the librarians at the desk were transgender and had rainbow flags all over the desk and walls.

0:19 Bro, the reference to JK Rowling is amazing

Does this library not have Winnie the Pooh? If not, why not?

Dude that baby's reaction is the best part 🤣🤣🤣🙏

3:03 even the little kid was fedup. 😂😂😂

Dr Suess was actually a predator. 😢 I can't EVER read Cat in the Hat the same way again. OR Green Eggs and Ham! 😬

There should not be no such thing as I woke Library

"OR, our best seller: 'who needs genitals anyway?' by D. Ed Alredy, now with graphics!"

If they're homeschooled, why are they wearing uniforms? 🤔

Never forget a mind is a terrible thing......to waste. Woke!

Mom was devastated 😭

They should be put in jail! Nice making books that’s good

3:03 @TheBabylonBee Did the baby get instructions on how to cover its ears to appear as if it's tired of the bull shit the librarian was speaking or was that a genuine natural reaction cuz it's too perfect

Taking your kids to a GTA themed f****** library 😂😢 hahaha.

Father of home schooled kids here...WTF!!! This really how it is???haven't been to a public library since I buy books online .

A few months ago, my nephew and his wife had a baby. Instead of buying them stuff they don't need, I made up a kind of time capsule box. I got a bunch of books that I thought would be good at different ages. So, each birthday the kid gets to open a new book or sometimes a set of books. It starts out with some Dr. Zeus, and later includes Aesop's fables, Narnia, Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, Animal Farm, 1984, Art of War, The Prince, Lord of the Rings, Age of Reason, and other books that are worth reading. In the last packet, to be opened in 18 years, I included a short video of myself in which I explain why physical books are best because they can't be revised once printed. I encouraged the kid to read all kinds of things and to always be willing to learn. I doubt I will be around in 18 years, but I hope those books are and that my message makes it through.

"Woah, mom just swore!" As a previous sheltered homeschooler I can relate lol

The librarian is surprisingly accurate for modern day. I remember when the Bee was satire.

The baby's appropriately timed look of distress at 3:02 was hilarious.

"The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish Swish Swish" is an actual book. This exists. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

My wife is a librarian, she works with these people everyday. It's not really an exaggeration, that literally how it is in a public library

As a librarian, I'm happy to say that my library is nothing like this, although I have been to some that are! We are all pretty conservative, and our community is too.

As a homeschooler, I approve of this skit. 🤣

Homeschooling must have been awesome. No active shooter drills, standardized testing, sexual predatory teachers, decent lunch everyday, no bullying,etc.

Im a public school teacher in Brooklyn and man does this ring true. Thanks for this!

“Are they remembering the flood?” Amazing

This is basically what happened to my family. We came back from living in Indonesia for 2 years to our cute little local library in Idaho. I was shocked and appalled to see on display in the picture book section a book about gay Santa and his husband, among many other books on oppression of blacks by whites and transgender kids. In the section designed for preschoolers!

As a likely soon to be former librarian, this hits hard. I loathe and despise what has become of my profession.

Home schoolers visit woke library? I have a feeling it's going to be a culture shock!!

As a homeschool dad I find this completely hilarious

the "gosh darn it!" "woah! mom just SWORE!" had me WHEEZING

1:55 I guess George Orwell wasn’t wrong about the future in a way

What are your "personal pronouns?" 2:29 - "I, me, mine." That shouldn't be so hilarious, but considering how brainwashed the current generation of non-home-schooled children is, all I can say is, "🤣." I still miss when Babylon Bee did satire.

You see, this is why BB always has the best take. They’re willing to poke fun at the homeschool family as well as the woke library.

Wow. A critique of the far left and what happens when we shelter children far too much. Funny yet all too sad at the same time. Another gold for Babylon Bee.

It's insane what they expose kids to today. Nice cameo by jp! 😂

"Are they remembering the flood?" "Yeah. Something like that." Oh man, that is painfully true.

Even the baby was smarter than the librarian. (3:02)

This is why people with values are becoming more conservative and more right wing.

Sadly our downtown library is more of a homeless shelter than a woke library. Went to use the restroom and saw an old guy taking a bath in the sink. It's kind of the opposite of a safe place.

Sad to say in My library system this isn’t even satire. I go online to reread Classics like Gone with the Wind and they are literally nonexistent in their system. But instead they Headline all sorts of books on gender identity on their Home Page?🤦‍♀️

I work in the public school district in the town of a major University campus in Illinois. The reality of this is not too far off at all! I recall one day I went to help out one of the teachers. When I arrived I found her throwing away 4th grade history books into the trash. I could see that the books were still in good condition so I asked her what was wrong with the books. She said they were "outdated". I said "How so?" She said that history was more than just what a bunch stories of what old white men did! INSANE Doesn't even begin to describe these people!!

Cutest thing is the little baby. Definitely the star of the show ☺️

My son loves Dr Seuss, that's his birthday theme this year. Cancel me

Homeschool mom here. This is spot on for my library if you take out the pole and add a mask on and plastic partition in front of the librarian.

Proud homeschool family with a home library of over 3000 books. Never have to worry about Library trash. 🎉

This is scarily accurate. I used to be a teen volunteer at my local library a couple summers ago. I was in charge of assembling the monthly craft kits for June. The craft was an unpainted flag with a paper showing the numerous lgbt+ flags kids could decorate it with. These kits were meant for k-3rd graders!! I explained that I wasn't comfortable making these kits and the librarian (who was very kind about it, surprisingly) put me in charge or arranging a rainbow display for the teens section. I did do that because I like color coding and had a job to do.