Homestuck - [S] Begin Intermission 2 (HD 720p) (BLACK BOX ASLKDJF) 

first time i saw this, i was alone in a dark town house for a night in a state far from where i live. you wanna talk about scary, sit down

The fact that this was right after Cascade makes it that much more horrific.

"I am an excellent host." OH MY GOD

When i saw this, all i could do was yell "no no no no no no no akhgi;herai;vh;ariuewvhbf;;bgjae NO!" god he scares the hell out of me....* hides under a box*

damn it. originally i liked honking because it made me think of gamzee. now it just scares the crap out of me.

Well... There's my nightmares for the next year and a half

SO AWESOME

I remember first seeing this. I was all "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Lrd English is Caliborn's future self, an indestructible demon (cherub) summoned at the end of the universe, although his time travel abilities allow him to appear prior to his actual summoning. He apparently cannot be destroyed by ordinary means, but only through the exploitation of a number of time-based glitches and loopholes. (Found this on MSPA Wiki)

Break all the fourth walls. ALL OF THEM!

Doc scratch grew to level 16...what!? Doc Scratch is evolving!...(music) Congradulations your Doc scratch evolved into Lord English.

Even in death, Doc Scratch is an excellent host.

And to think this is (likely) what Jake English's future looks like. I am hiding under my chair.

when anyone else watched this...did you also get this in mind? Hulk Angry! Hulk SMASH!! xD I just couldn't stop thinking...oh my god, Doc Scratch has gone hulk on us. xD

HE HAS LIL' CAL'S FACE. I SIMPLY CAN NOT GET OVER THIS FACT.

THIS FLASH FREAKING SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.

...I'm afraid if I go on from here I won't be able to put it down.

OH SHIT HE'S HERE

oh jegus that honking

Im done. I am SO done.

My original reaction at 2:13 - "Really? That's what he looks like? Seriously?" Then at 2:26 - "OH DEAR GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I had the jibblies for the rest of the night, no joke.

HE WAS ALREADY HERE

0______0 EVERYBODY Run *Shot down*

DOC SCRATCH BBY NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I agree, I also think uu is going to have the god-tier title Lord of Time...

Think about it. It's pretty much impossible for Caliborn to NOT be LE. They both look identical, even moreso now thanks to Caliborn's candy corn tooth. They both type in lime green, Caliborn adopting his sister's color after taking over their shared body. The very first thing LE does is let out the Vast Honk. Now where would he learn about a thing like that? I'll tell you where. From knowing Gamzee as a child. Of course, he went by another name back then...

Like I said, Hussie could just be emphasizing their similarities as a misdirection so that everyone will think their related then he can reveal that they aren't and laugh at us. For example Jake was implied to be related to LE when it was just Post-Scratch Jade messing with The Condesce, UU & uu were implied to be Trolls when they're really Cherubs. There is almost definitely a relation between Caliborn and English, but for now I don't think it can be said for sure they're the same.

Warning: do not watch this video if prone to epileptic seizures XD

furthermore, Doc Scratch's clock goes t1CK then t0ck followed by his H34D 8r8king

OH GOD N-- *vaporized*

Well... Goodbye headcanon LE voice.

And then the universe ends

just a minute guys, reuploading a (hopefully) better version

@XxNearlyLovedxX Doc Scratch was made by combining the omniscient cueball with Cal. LE broke the cueball, so all that's left is Cal.

THAT FUCKING WOLF HEAD

@pika9490 And Hussie once again makes us kick ourselves for not seeing THE MOST OBVIOUS FUCKING CLUES

Calliope said outright that he was her brother.

just watch hussie prove us all wrong somehow

@stopeatingthepizza im convinced Lord English is only the first doc scratch evolution, hence the level 16

the code his the way LE came

I think it's pretty clear by now.

Possibly, it could also be a misdirection like with Jake.

@pika9490 The video was scary, but after this I think I'm going to have nightmares now.

"English," from The Felt album

Spoilers HOLY CRAP we understand things now. English fused with ARquius, and Gamzee's rage half.

i do too

@AlllexL Perhaps you mean Jake?

My Doc Scratch obsession is ...still...not...cured. O_O Something is wrong with me.

:o)

@XxNearlyLovedxX Well I knew from the start Lil Cal was involved in something. But he is the father of Doc scratch.

It is a pity that Doc Scratch became a Lord English... In my opinion, Doc Scratch was a good and friendly character. *Sorry for my English, I use a translator.

@puppetchaos I actually screamed and then my chest hurt for the rest of the night

@stopeatingthepizza These tasks include: Tick, Tock, BR34K, H34D5.

@Vampericlegends next evolution is Big Cal.

well shit, this was released on my birthday that year, funny that. perhaps Nov. 3, 2011 was instead my real birthday, and I just hadn't realized it because I was already there?

@Vampericlegends At level 16? Please. Lord English requires at least level 50. You then must go through an incredibly complicated series of tasks.

Wait what is doc, I thought he was a guardian

personally i think that caliborn is just another catalist for english not truly lord english but will become lord english in some way...he's just not smart enough to be him....yet.

Not gonna lie, I saw this like three times previously but now I feel fear....The honk made it worse

Okay, it's not better. You'll just have to put up with this version for now.

okay, disregard my previous comment, the recent update has confirmed that they're the same.

Nope, Caliborn is Lord English.

I think uu is LE

@dsmaniac12 L O L L I P O P S .

Sleep is overrated, anyways.