Honest Game Trailers | Final Fantasy VII Remake 

yeah, but sadly the whole thing is kinda ruined again when the tip of the sword just phases trough the vending machine that stands next to the bench

that detail, but whoever was on textures was sleeping on the job, the slums are awful XD like clouds door looks like it came out of DOOM

@@Asunaris and when he sits on that thing with aerith in the playgrounds

Lord Nem3sis yeah, it bugged me when he sat next to her, and I’m just like “did cloud impale this playground with his sword?”

At one point in the game he was literally going to fall to his death and he still refused to let go of his sword and use both hands to save himself, hahaha.

for those who play ffxv: I've come up with a new recipeh

- Ignis Scientia

God damn it.. take my like.

Spoilers: Chadley is Ignis's son

shahed72 if all of the FF universes were connected canonically then I would have no doubts about that theory. There are too many similarities between those two lol

Proof that Tifa is a lesbian

@@candicedeaton830 ...No, girls compliment each other on their looks all the time, we're not insecure about that. Not only that, but women are more accepting to men cross-dressing or the transgender community. If Cloud really found himself enjoying being more feminine, she was just complimenting him on it. That shows she's an amazing friend.

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley No.

@@dragoneye6229 Yes! 💖

Was that real ? Cause goddamn cloud has 100 in confidence

The trinity is complete.

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley welcome the end of days... just as the prophecy foretold

Your comment cracked me up xDDDDD

How is this not higher ?

I'm hearing their voices, Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

RyoBliTz Entertainment the best is when they telegraph a bosses move, you dodge and they eat the hurt.

Hey they just wanted to bring the FFXIV dungeon experience to single player FF games

He said dkp its a wow reference and he used it wrong.

I know this comment is old, but I experienced this issue the most during the first Abzul fight in the sewers (I think that's the monster's name). Sludge would spew from the vents and I could see Tifa and Aerith blocking and backing away in prep for it, but they weren't moving fast enough. After they got hit by it and instantly died one too many times (especially on hard mode, where it covers even more of the field), I began manually switching to Aerith and Tifa and making them run wherever I had Cloud. I did appreciate that the game at least tried to protect them, though. I sometimes got mixed up in that fight and Cloud fell victim to the sludge. So, by watching Tifa and Aerith (or whomever I wasn't controlling), I could tell a little better what side to move to.

"Breaking Badger" tho

Mr. Worldwide thou...

Pitbull, tho... XD

Pitbull (Mr. WorldWide)

@@Ikuraga Dale

More of a calculated risk really. People who play FF7 remake will eventually play Persona 5.

@@invaderzam Can confirm. Played FFVIIR last week, started P5 this week. 😂

It’s a better game too.

They ain't competitors. RPG fans aren't like FPS fans; this isn't Halo vs CoD vs BF. RPG fans who play one will very likely play the other

Well it's just gonna be on honest trailer next so.....

You mean smash bros?

Lol

You mean disidia?

You meant from Bleach

He clearly means Final Fantasy Tactics

Let me tell you FFVII Remake fans if you want a series with convoluted time travel, villains in black, and a guy named Sephiroth showing up to kick the main character to the curb out of nowhere, do I have a Tetsuya Nomura series for you!

Well i like FF7R, but KH is SUCK monkey balls

I'm a fan to the original ff7 n this remake, but I still cant stand kingdom heart for only one factor! I cant stand Disney characters except Peter pan, lol

@@demented6996 How dare you can't stand Ariel!

Jason Hubsch At the end of both games the main character uses time travel powers to prevent someone’s death and creates a time paradox.

Anthony Brown knights of the round has entered the chat

lowkey watching this video while a KoTR loop runs in the backround killing Emerald Weapon.

Ah, did this guy know that back in FF10 that were commendable as well.

Yeah but in 10 the Summon took over as your party in this one it fights along side your party and you can command it

@@coldchillin8382 FGO?!

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I don't get it.

*so brave

@@michaelsong5555 MT has a short tongue. his words with end with "TH".

Parismio I know that’s what the meme is but I didn’t want to say brave because it’s honestly not. Mike Tyson jokes, while in bad taste most of the time, are very frequent so it’s not exactly “brave” to make fun of his lisp

He sure is a man of culture. Or at least whoever wrote the script.

Must be Spencer Gilbert, man of culture

Celine Dion= Sephiroth

Agreed! I’ve been seeing a lot of hate and not enough love. I’m hyped to see where Papa Nomura is going to take this!

Hexalys Walker That’s one good thing about never playing the original, I can go into it with an open mind.

Big McDick ehh, the game storyline is kind of set up with the intention that people have played the original actually.

It’s a celebration of what RPGs were, are, and can be.

played the OG, anyone that looked into the lore of ff7 knows everything in this game was the devs original ideas for ff7 but tech was not good enough to do it. no timeline bs in it.

I always laughed when she says that after a fight that lasts 3 seconds. Like damn girl, you've got some gland problems...

"Would kill for a shower!" XD

Yes she does. Starshower ;)

Hmm, sounds like Sharla

the real question would be 'will Nomura put a shower scene again in a video game?' lol

And that is why he's my all time favorite FF character. He knows how to be charming,sassy,funny,serious,cool,badass and relatable.

of course you are, you have strife in your name

Random, but I hope someone gets him to say "manila is my favorite flavor of clam."

You make an adorable pack chocobo.

Shut up ssj trunks

@@masteraqua2408 why'd you have to say that, childe?

HAHA IKR LOL

Funny thing is he didn't even write for this game so it's not even accurate. The original guy that wrote the original game was the one that put the time mechanics in. Blaming namura has become a meme at this point.

nawab256 I mean, Nomura had to have okayed it, being the director and all. Right?

@@megaman9393 Nomura is younger then the writer and looks up to him. Of course he said OK lol

Single best line in the game.

Call your Doctor if it lasts longer than four hours.

Hello, Data!

I watched a stream where the streamer is new to the game, the first thing she said when she saw Red XIII was "Is this a chimera? Ed... Ward...?"

Chiibiisuke I yelped. Out of a mixture of terror and disgust. And I haven’t even SEEN FMA, though I’ve been planning to. Just that one scene. And that’s enough. Similarly, I’ve never played any final fantasy games, I just know 7 via Team 4Star’s machinabridged series. But now that its been pointed out, i can’t unsee it: Hojo and Shou really ARE two black, oozing, disgusting peas in a pod.

Which is what scares me..

Look at the bright side: if Midgar (5 hours) were [admissible] padded into 35. How long will the rest be? The original is 80 hours? 80 -5 = 75 75 * 7 = 525 hours for the remaining parts :D

Which is what makes this game boring. Cramming a full game into 5 hours of story was a bad call. I wish they would've just added more of the story instead.

@@PedroOliveira-sl6nw Ehm... it won't be that long. Nomura is going to change everything anyways.

@@PedroOliveira-sl6nw Eh, I think one thing that gets lost in the whole bit of nostalgia is that the original FF7 really wasn't a three-disc game other than technically. It terms of actual narrative advancement, Midgar alone took up a very large chunk of it. This remake could very easily be done in four games if they wanted to and not really have to cut anything other than the massive amounts of fluff that ironically padded out the original. That said, it's a Nomura-led project, so expect it to take ten games over the next fifteen years, six of them regarding unnecessary side stories and alternate timelines that don't really do anything but waste time.

He is just so thoroughly *done* throughout the entire crossdressing bit. lol He looks ready to kill someone during the dance number.

The fact that he added the "thank you", thus accepting the compliments, is what did me in!

It will always be too soon...

Robert Knight always...

Yet it is accurate. Extremely accurate. Sephiroth even has low-key Nina vibes

this is very common amongst journalists mostly, what they are actually trying to say is "Normal mode is to hard"

I think specifically for ff7r the issue is that if you want to play it in classic mode. So just selecting spells/ special attacks or items. The game auto defaults to easy mode. Probably because in those cases you let the AI do the in between fighting and it is not good enough to do harder modes.

I know right it’s gotta be one of the stupidest complaints for a game I ever heard

Yeah. It is a problem if a hard mode is too easy. Or easy mode is too hard. Like what the hell game journalists?

if "easy" wasn't easy. then it wouldn't be "easy" lol

@@USSAnimeNCC- no for sephiroth

Instantly decides to leave, because I haven't played this game nor the original. *returns back to the video* Me: "I forgot something!" *clicks "Like-Button* Me: "All better now. See you guys when I played that game!"

What means winged?

Yeah, didn't see it until he mentioned it.

My sister and I cannot stop talking about how much... subtle and NOT so subtle flirts were going on what with EVERY guy seemingly being into Cloud, we are still going crazy over all this actually happening and us NOT imagining it XD

I’m just glad there are actually girls who like this game now, even if it’s only because of subtle homosexuality.

@@DanTheManGruen Plenty of girls have always liked FF7 long before that, lol. And even with the "subtle homosexuality" in Advent Children, for example, it was still considered a flop for Square Enix (which shocked me. I can understand the original, rushed version, but the Complete version was much better), so even that isn't all that's cared about. I won't lie and say the attractiveness of a bunch of guys isn't a selling point of the franchise now and SE has to know that. But the story and gameplay is also GOOD, especially with Remake. It's nice to have a good, story-driven game that isn't over the top difficult like the Souls series everyone raves about and doesn't require precision aiming with guns (a weapon choice I feel already alienates a lot of girls, especially as it's coupled with the image of toxic "gamer bros"). In short, a lot of games have always been heavily targeted to guys, so I think this is why FF7's franchise has such a high female player base. It feels a little like something finally made with us in mind, without it being some condescending "girl game", like with Barbie or something 😅. Those are just my takes, though. Any ladies reading this, please feel free to chime in with your reasons on why FF7 pulled you in.

Remember when women were the ones interested in dresses. Pepperidge farms remembers.

@@pookiebear4444 Until ffxv where main characters were discussing bout... a dress

I love this remake. And this game got my husband into the final fantasy series. After he beat the game. He's playing ff7 cc on psp right now. He's wondering when part 2 will come out. Haha my husband only complain about too many cut scenes but when the cut scenes come on. He tells me to shut up. Haha

Probably one of my top favorite lines in this game

@@kyohel3 your husband must be hate Metal Gear Solid and Hideo Kojima

Nina and Alexander will not be happy 😢

I almost never say/type something like this, but, F that guy 😡

What are you talking about? They are CLEARLY dementors.

@@sub.sa.3058 I'm a KH fan but when I saw that boss I was like, that's not a FF type of boss. What's worse is that it just sits in the background taunting you. Theres definitely people overreacting about it though, I'm not gonna hate a whole game because of like 5-10% of it is nonsense.

Let’s be honest the PS1 era villians of Final Fantasy are all rather nonsensical in terms of motivating. Nomura didn’t really have to do anything to make him as such.

I like to think it's a Legacy of Kain situation. They did time-travel really well in those games despite a few oddities. (Looking at you Blood Omen 2).

@@thelinedrive for me it's like when I think of the world of ff7, I dont think these people can just travel into a different dimension and fight fate. I didnt mind the whispers at first cause I thought they were just there to represent the lifestream of the planet trying to maintain the timeline to protect itself maybe, but the arbiter of fate is so random for this world.

Exactly what I'm thinking And he's so cute I love him

@@dafaqu694 I liked your comment before I read that second line. Chadley creeps me the hell out and I don't think he's human, lol.

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley If you clear all battle simulator missions (including the ones on hard mode), there will be an extra piece of plot explaining what Chadley is.

@@macrobethgaming973 Oh wow, you said "what", not "who", lol! This ought to be interesting and thank you for not spoiling it for me.

Chadly is most likely a mix between Hope, Ignis, and I think they are reusing his model for that one character in FFXVI

Its great, its a reference to FFXV

same here, lol

That was my favourite 😂

Me too! Nice reference there!

Same, I love FFXV so much and Iggy is literally the best character in that game.

The more you know!

What's a tsundere

@@_jumbo9961 It's weeb speek

@@_jumbo9961 someone who's aggressive and mean on the outside and caring on the inside.

@Venraef as the original comment mentioned, kuudere is cold and avoidant on the outside and caring on the inside. Tsundere will call you a moron and loudly deny that they care, kuudere will just seem indifferent.

From The World Ends With You?

@ you got it

MikDan 88 pretty sure they did that one

@@forcelightningcable9639 pretty sure they didn't

N64 original or remake?

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Omfg yes. It'd be amazing.

I think that they even sound the same

It's been acknowledged that it's Platoon iirc

That was done on purpose

@@gambitbullet Yeah i immeditedly thought of platoon sheen. also Chocobo sam is Sam Elliot

Yes!

Sora123 Aqua 7 minutes til the end

keikaiku intensifies

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Can someone explain that joke/reference?

Anybody?

400 BABIES

It was the "I owe you a pizza" and "One winged Mako-Sexual" that got me lol

1-percent Seifer did it for me ^^

'Power Thirst' got me as well. Seriously, Jessie makes it painfully obvious that she wants to be on "cloud' 9 in more ways than one.

For me it was "Joe Dirt 3rd Class".

It should have been multiplayer. Içd love for a remake to somehow rectify that!

Pretty sure the only reason people want it this way is to see Dominique in spread eagle again. XD

Randy Longstreet indeed

@@mesousagaby740 ..., you're not wrong.

@@thelaughingrouge Yeah, that game was secretly fap material.

Relatable

Why is Tifa standing in the aoe?.. you're supposed to be the one playing Tifa.

What's an aoe? I don't really understand what you're saying, sorry

@@mikhailvarkovsky4150 It's okay! aoe = area of effect. It basically means an area that has an effect going on in it. If it is an aoe that damages you, it's one you should probably generally get out of unless you wanna take damage for some reason(s).

Oh nice. Now I get it, thanks

Why am I getting Vincent Valentine vibes from those saying? 😅🤷‍♀️🤣

This sounds like something John Madden would say.

It actually made me feel better. But tbh I was only crying because Tifa did

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking thia.

I hated that whole sequence - it was annoying walking around with cats

It was intentional I think. Cloud spends a lot of the game trying to act cool like a SOLDIER would but failing. This was him trying to comfort Jessie and just coming across like a dork.

Hey now, both scenes were great!

I'm wheezing

Mike Thython... oh wait, wrong universe

I didnt get that Aeris Mike Tyson stuff ☹️

someone tell him

@@timurkral3781 Mike Tyson has a lisp which makes him pronounce "s" as to something like a "th"

Cloud is kuudere though..

Same. I almost spit out my water when I heard it.

When I saw Rude's design before release, I already thought he's Pitbull lol.

same, it's the only nickname that made me laugh

Nope. We are never moving on. This is the thing forever and you have to live with that.

I didn't catch it but now that I'm reading your comment, that is GOLD! I think it was the honest trailer for the original FF7 that they did a hilarious bit with calling her "Aeristhsthsth", lol!

; ^ ;

Shawn Shuman But if you don’t like it, you’re just a hater. This game is a MASTERPIECE!!! Jokes aside, I feel that FF7R fans are being kinda hypocrites. I bet they made fun KH fans for liking the story of the game, now they are getting the same in their game and is suddenly great storytelling.

Well, Its more like the last 30 minutes. That's really the only major difference. As for their comment about Sephiroth being like Xehanort. That's how it always was. Everytime you saw him in the first game, It wasnt his body. He would use Jenova to take form. And we knew their were remnants with Jenova cells as well. But they never went much into them in the original. The first time you actually see Sephiroths real body in the original game is when Cloud hands over the black materia at the promised land. Even when Aerith gets killed. Sephiroths mind, Jenovas body.

@@ssantos88 I basically agree, I actually took time to read some of the reviews people were leaving and they were literally giving 0's because they didn't like the very last part of the game, not that all of em are like that but, is it really a 0 if you enjoyed the hell out of 99% of the game?

KeeperOfDGroove Those people are clearly over exaggerating. Regardless of the ending, a lot of people still enjoy the game overall. Giving it a zero is just petty.

@@ssantos88 And I agree, it is petty, you enjoy the rest of the game and just that one part is enough to make it a 0? Totally petty, i'm just happy I finally get myself some more Cloud, Tifa, and Aerith to enjoy, oh and I suppose Barret as well :-p

I..i.. cannot believe it happened. I totally support your idea. Anything could happen

Yes!!! Xenogears, pls!!!!

Wouldn't mind them finally doing doom eternal

If only Bandai Namco wasn’t such a hoarder- Time to settle for Xenoblade Definitive Edition-

They still need to make part 2 and 3 its not ove ryet save ur money

Azure Knight you're definitely not. Depending on the play style I would too

I remember renting it and a PS2 from Blockbuster for a weekend, only to find out they didn't include a memory card. And having to keep it on and or paused the entire time till victory. Was amazing.

Nah, I'd play that.

It was a great game! I rented it from blockbuster too 😂

I sure as hell would!!

Was expecting a tidus english dub laugh

*Mitsuru uses Marin Karin*

Context is everything....

The only thing I could think was: "Who else will I have ice cream with?" (In a good way)

@@daniellins4114 That's actually in line, since in both cases the lines being referenced draw attention to the bittersweet realization the best moments between these groups of people who only had a short time to bond involved sharing food.

Im actually surprised Jessie wasn't trying to get cloud to bone her right there too. She tried every other second she got, she was thirsty.

That's where I've heard that name before! I only played TWEWY once so I'd forgotten that was the girl's name (and she appears in KH3D).

BallerSwagBro9K cloud is a super saiyan FTFY

Spoiler: Tifa is Asain.

Is he a male?

Nice reference LOL

@Easter Fools to late and KH3 had at least better Gameplay xD

It wasn'tnear THIS bad tho 🤦🏽‍ it actually COULD make sense

What do you mean? The jenova blood trail? It's in the game

It’s one of the few places that pesky Teen rating showed it’s face. They can’t animate massive pools of gore in 4K and not get a mature rating.

He always looked white to me, kinda like the stereotypical bouncer type.

Yeah, but it changes a lot of things too. The ending is different from VII. I've heard people say the entire game is probably going to be different from here on out.

Ferry yep, the game was amazing, until you reach the ending and say bye bye to your dreams. Part 2 is going to be Kingdom heart VII.2 Birth by wtf

@@UchihaAxel that is basically what i saw. Great then off rails. I heard people saying it was nomura'd way of saying he ll do the f he wants.

Haha true

As someone who finished the game today..iunno about that chief

Mista Cassla I would purchase

First game I had on ps2....

The Struggler saaaame