Honest Game Trailers | Final Fantasy VII Rebirth 

"Doesn't matter how much of a badass you are, you WILL pet that baby Chocobo!!"

No seriously, if you didnt pet the little adorable baby Chocobos you are a certified lunatic. They worked hard to find you and guide you back to pick up that damn pole.

"Schrödinger's Aerith" 🤣

"As you dive into the slurry of lore than only a Nomura game can weave" Kojima is glaring at you via a 37 hour cutscene.

I love how the queen’s blood storyline is literally Yu-Gi-Oh

Schroedinger's Aerith is so on the nose that I can't believe I've never heard it before!

Didn't realize you were in the credits, kudos

Getting eye blasted by particle effects got me feeling like Zack when he says, 'What the hell is going on?'

5:22 After finally beating the game 3 months later at 130 hours I really felt that "you don't have time anymore" line

"What happens in the Gold Saucer, stays in the Gold Saucer" Words to live by.

"Look at him working hard, you monster!" 😂

"Finish this game just in time for the sequel" I felt that so hard. I'm a grown ass man with responsibilities! I will finish this game eventually I promise!

Side quests: *Cloud* “I think we’re forgetting something” *Barret* “nah, it’s all in yo head” *Cloud* “yeah…I guess you’re right”

"Schrödinger's Aerith" hit hard

This Honest Trailer is 7 minutes and 14 seconds long. Clever.

Im older than cid??? This is worst than that time i realized i will never be younger than Kurt Cobain again

Shrödinger's Aerith is the best description of her at the end of the game LMAOOO

the part jon finds his name in the credit is cute

Three full months and 154 hours later I finally finished this behemoth. Pretty much the whole final battle sequence can get in the freaking bin. The journey was great though.

Aww Zack is the ultimate bro ❤

FF7 Rebirth: both a great game, and yet also the greatest ad for the original FF7 ever devised. Thank you, Squenix!

"When you realise you still have a planet to save" Lmao. Like: "I feel like I'm forgetting something important... Eh, I'll probably remember later."

You were in the game? As a Shinra Trooper? One of Beck's Badasses? News reporter? Robed man? Innkeepers? Beach guys? Corel miner? Gold Saucer Staff? Dustbowl thug? Gongaga villager? Cosmo canyon guard? Astronomer? Gi villager? Nibelheim staff? I guess we'll never know...

Petting the lil Chocobos is a master move! I mean, you must...

"No Doubt" got me hahahahaha

Say "Shall I give you despair?" like Sephiroth.

5:50 That (yes he is actually 32) is a real mood because there is no way that man is only 32.

Please say: "How many oboes could a chocobo choke if a chocobo could choke oboes?"

The Baby 'Bos must ALWAYS be petted. and its actually worth resting at one of the stops just to watch them wake up, it's so darn cute! and I think I saw Red and Cait sleeping, curled up together once.

"We did it Divers, Malevolon Creek has been finally saved"

Please say, "It's a Nomura game? Great. I can't wait to not understand it."

"Aeris dies" is such a known meme, and i love that they dodged it by making it so f*cking confusing that noone can actually spoil it properly, because noone can say for sure what happens to her

I've been avoiding the remake / rebirth because I wasn't convinced they'd treat the source material with enough respect. But you can date nanaki now. I'm sold.

So here’s what I think happened. Cloud is stuck between worlds. He’s got one foot in the timeline where he saved Aerith but along with everyone else, he also has a foot in the original Aerith dies timeline. Sephiroth mentioned how he planned to merge all the separate timelines into one single convergent timeline but thanks to the Midgardians of the Gaea-xy, that plan is kaput but the casualty is that now Cloud has to watch everyone else suffer the heartbreaking loss of Aerith all while he can still see and speak with her like nothing is wrong. And with Red seemingly the only other one who could possibly tell she still walks amongst them in a way, I think Sephiroth’s new goal is to let this whole mess play out as the group starts to slowly ditch Cloud because they think he’s gone cuckoo for Choco Puffs.

No mention that Cloud and Tifa actually kiss!?!? Come on! That’s something we wanted to see for decades! Literally decades!!!

I love all your videos, but this one really takes the cake. The writing is fire, and the delivery as always is amazing. Had me laughing out loud!

The entire internet crumbled when Tifa showed up in a bikini. 🤣

I literally just finished the game yesterday, so great timing for me! I’ve been avoiding spoilers desperately for a month 😅

Let's pray things will make some sense when FFVII Reunion comes out

I swear im the only person where this ending makes complete sense, asnwers questions. I believe it to be jaw droppingly good.

“fuck this, I’m going back to the Gold Saucer!” Best line to me 😂

I totally called her schrodinger's aerith the other day!

"Mommy Issues 2, Jenova Boogaloo" was PERFECT. Hahahahaha

Congrats on the gig. That’s awesome.

Can’t believe we didn’t get a: BEWBBBBZZZZZZ

Make an Honest Trailer for Princess Peach: Showtime!

Hearing the Epic Voice Guy in a videogame, that completely sold it for me

after so many hours at the golden saucer cloud is like oh yeah i have planet to save and i dont have time proceed to stay golden saucer some more time for fun

Wait a second, ZACH IS ALIVE?!! 10/10

Cid is 32? Oh god I'm older than him. Also you're damn right you're gonna be petting that baby chocobo.

It's funny how people act as if Nomura's the only one making crazy stories when the litteral First Final Fantasy ends revealing the story was all a timeloop. And let's not even mention the time fuckery that is FF8.

Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".

I'm 32 and I do feel old now, thanks Epic Voice Guy... I wonder who he voiced in the game.

This is probably the most beautiful single player AAA game I’ve ever played. Fucking masterpiece.

Say: "Ace Detective? More like Stupei: Ace Defective."

It took me 3 months to finish the game, so spot on hahaha

Rebirth is insane. Go play it now.

the one about not having enough free time to complete the game hit real hard.... until i rememberd i work from home 80% and beat most of the game on company time in about a week. life is good

Forgot *Johnny Holiday* for Johnny in Final Fantasy VII Rebirth and I met Grégory Laisné as French Johnny from Final Fantasy VII Remake & Rebirth in 2023. 😊

The fact that they mention Nomura so much does kinda show that they don't really follow the background that closely. Most of the stuff that's been changed came from Kitase. Nomura is the one keeping the project on track

OH I definitely petted them lil chocobo’s they’re impossible not to pet! Love’d their excitement when you’re fixing the stop then drop the stand and watch as they’re sad, this game was absolutely amazing!

Singing Yuffie at gongaga and cosmo canyon is my favorite

Oh my god I just turned 32. And in a dystopia, Cid can afford his hairstyle while I can’t even afford a high top fade 😔

Finally I started playing the steam original now .

> "Hey that's me!" Nice one!

6:40 this. I petted every baby chocobo. 10/10, would recommend.

Nice timing on the video! I just beat it a couple days ago clocking in like 150 hours

So happy that you got an additional voice role in this

So glad you guys did rebirth. Hope you guys do part 3.

"No Doubt" is a Hella Good reference.

Please say, "Flex your core and focus on your abs." - Laura (Fitness Boxing 2: Rhythm & Exercise)

I'd like to see a Tales of Symphonia Honest Trailer.

I wish everyone would stop associating Nomura with every out there thing in a game he is remotely associated with. Nomura pushed for a more faithful remake of FF7, while Kitase pushed for crazier ideas, and now in the second game, he isn't the game's director anymore. Final Fantasy has been weird since the first game where the plot revolved around time travel, please respect that different people in the industry can make various creatuve decisions that are different levels of "being crazy" and not just call everything a Nomura-ism because that denies other people their place in the the endeavors he has worked on.

Me so proud seeing epic voice guy in the credits 🥲

Do an honest game trailer for Like A Dragon/Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth!

I've had the game since release and haven't even finished the first Gold Saucer so I felt that '3 years from now' in my bones

Congrats on being a voice actor on FF7 Rebirth!

Sounds like a good review! I also got to live out my anime boy twink fantasy of the English VA for Vash the Stampede being sassy with Cloud as Joe, his chocobo jockey rival!

Pretty sure by now after letting the story melt a bit: Zack is dead. What he experiences is an aspect of the lifestream, his dreams and desires to reunite with Aerith. Cloud can experience it becasue of his insane mako poisoning. So can Tifa by the end of the game (she experinces the same "timeline" flash when running towards Aeriths body and seeing both blood and no blood). Cloud suffered mako poisioning, so severe that he by all accounts _should_ have died but for some reason he was able to temporarily drag himself to Midgar after the chock of seing Zack die temporarily brought him to "some" form of sanity until collapsing and was more or less a black robe or moments away from becomming one untill by pure chance Tifa ran into him and her presence made him wake up, but still with his fake SOLDIER persona, because Tifa was under the impression that he was a SOLDIER. His mako poisioning allows him to see into the Lifestream, were Zack is taking care of Aerith and Clouds bodies.... Because Aerith needed those bodies to make the switch with the materia and she knows Zack would take care of them in that "timeline" (aspect of the afterlife) because as she is dead, she is aware of what happend to him and from her perspective other than Cloud, he's the only man she knows that is both able and willing to help her without question. Notice how Cloud and Aerith wake up in the exact same positions Zack had placed them in? The "world" Zack experiences is of "omni-Aeriths" making. Memories of how her home was just before she got captured by Shinra in Remake, which is why Marlene is there. And Marlene got Aeriths memories as they touched in Remake. It's sort of been hinted that Marlene too is part Cetra, maybe not as pureblooded as Aerith who is half Cetra, but still. She could sense Aerith at the end of OG FFVII as the lifestream came aswell. Back to Zack being dead = He only materialises next to Cloud _after_ Aerith has been killed. That's when she could rebuild him and place him onto the path of helping Cloud. While i would love for Zack and Aerith to get to live i just don't think they will. If the "worlds" are real then i'm sure a version of Aerith and Zack will get to live, but not together with Cloud and the gang. Maybe not even together on the same world either....

Please say, “the like button is not pressure sensitive. You don’t need to literally smash it. Put down the hammer and hand my phone back.”

Once I ran off after raising a chocobo sign and remembered a while after that I forgot to pet the chocobo. I haven't slept right since

Aerith died of confusion

Accurate. This game makes you play as Cloud, but you feel more like Zack. Just like him, you have no idea what's really going, but you're just going with it.

Please say "We said we won't do an Honest Trailer for Batman Arkham Origins, so we will do one for Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown." Then do an Honest Trailer for Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown.

Please say: "Damn son where'd you find this!?"

Probably my favorite game this generation :D

Long nights and early mornings after the kids go to bed. Worth it!

Do Honest Trailers for Simcity or Cities Skylines, Dwarf Fortress and Hyperdimension Neptunia!

Do an Honest Game Trailer for Transformers: War for Cybertron and Transformers: Fall of Cybertron.

No one told me you can dress up your chocobo. I need to play this game now...

There's no way that the final game isn't called Final Fantasy VII Reunion, right?

Let's just hope Remake part 3 doesn't turn out like Kingdom Hearts 3😭

“How it feels to be 32 as a millennial” Hello 911? I just got murdered by a RU-vid video.

The cast names are hilarious this time! 😂 love it❤

"hey that's me.. and every other voice actor on the planet" 😂😂

"Look, I'm sure this will all make sense eventually, right? RIGHT??" Yep, same here. 😂

Please say "Violence is not the answer, violence is the question, and the answer is yeeees!

The plot twist that you were in the game is amazing.

Please do an Honest Game Trailer for the Plants vs Zombies franchise

The nostalgia whipped callout in the beginning is so fucking true lol. I used to love the series but theve stomped on it with a group of soldiers in combat boots. Then burned the remains.