Honest Trailers Commentary - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 

Finkle Meire lol.

BIllion. Billion dollar film. FML CGI Dino-Riders would be better.

THIS COMMENT

There is nothing better than Dan’s righteous anger.

Truth.

Exactly how it feels watching the Jurassic films from 1 to -5 🤣

And yet their movies that they made are where......to be exact...oh yea no cultural impact movies made from them?

Last week's was freaking hilarious!

@@Fawkes2574 oh, no doubt about it but for very different reasons. What I mean is that this episode actually highlighted an insane amount of plot holes/inconsitencies in the movie in a very funny way.

@@officialgoogleyoutube very well said sir

Crap I still haven't seen Solo. Or this. I guess I'll watch this tonight then. And I'll watch Solo.... Someday

Imma roll a recreational dilophosaurus later

The recreational part makes me think only a hipster would say it.

I'm going to make monsters, you monster!

Same! He always sort of loses it halfway

G. Host no studio would allow that.

What they can do is have their reactions and you on a separate screen watch the movie in sync with them

@@bradleyjacinto7732 - Yup, the MST3K guys do exactly that with their RiffTrax for modern movies - audio file you download separately and sync up with the movie's picture+audio. www.rifftrax.com/ There is one for the first Jurassic World, and it made it much better.

It wasn't really hidden though.

He died in the Infinity War video. He won’t be back for a while.

Is this why I can't find the Alan in the honest trailer for Predator? I think I see Alan in Deadpool 2, but I can't find one in Conjuring either. Did I hear Dan say here that the raptor died in the honest trailer for Infinity war? And that wasn't a joke? It was a way to actually kill off the call back? Sad :(

Alan got snapped in the infinity war trailer but Dan said that when they make the avengers 4 HT and all the snapped people come back Alan will too

Dude, do not even mention that movie. I hate it so much that I did not even see it's Honest Trailer because it would remind me of it. :D

Could've spelled intelligence correctly

Fuck, did not know it is spelled with two L's. Hard to break away from your native language habits. Corrected now. :D

You’re really under selling the bad parts. But also under selling the blandness.

To be fair though, a two hour Dan rant would be appointment viewing

Ironically, of all the studio notes that Fox gave Shane Black, this was the only one he ignored during production of The Predator.

Watching the trailer itself, I feel like I could feel their rage coursing through me.

Justin Clowater so I wasn't alone, good to know.

They did.

@@simbasorariku3 Just wondering, why weren't then these raptors causing havoc among people? Also I would think in such case both govt. & some companies would have already captured some of them and experimenting on them. Just want to point out I haven't seen the second movie, couldn't watch the 1st one completely.

@@GogoDham Plot?

@@simbasorariku3 They went to the island to get the dinosaurs. Right? Wasn't blue a raptor? Why didn't he fly away? I am really basing this on hear say. Also in the honest trailer the guys didn't mention a word abt it, so I am assuming it didn't happen.

They showed the flying ones leaving the island in a previous movie. I guess they decided to ignore al of that.

You mean - an Alan movie?

Can Stargate just come back? Still waiting on SGU season 3 (or even SGU season 2 to get released on Blu-Ray--c'mon MGM!).

ALAN.

Alan: A Jurassic Story

That should have been the thumbnail 😂

DaV1rus oh.

now we need Statham to say "it's a mossasaur"

Thank you! I was bitching so hard about the fact that they got it wrong.

NEERRRRRRRRRRRRRD! JK, if I was more into dinosaurs I probably would've been bugged by that too.

I was trying to remember the megaladon from the first movie like... wait a minute!

Also 25:50 to about 27:20 is the most impressive bit of RU-vid I've seen in a while. I was hoping it would keep going and the last 10 minutes of the video was going to be hilarious, deriding banter.

Benjamin Abramowitz thank you!

Umm, the Fate of the Furious is giving us Hobbs and Shaw, so I will give it that.

Iron Man 3 and Finding Dory had cultural impacts. They might not have been very long lived. Beauty and the Beast a little as well.

It's appropriate that they didn't remember those movies, since the point they were making is that nobody remembers this movie

The only one I’ll defend that you mentioned would be Pirates of the Caribbean 4 because that one was more entertaining then the 5th.

It even sounds a little like Alan! when I think about it. *Alan!* *Owen!* “It’s like poetry, it rhymes” - Hollywood, ca. 2002

Difference is the rich guys were buying them to use as weapons. An athlete can be afforded for that much money because they have the potential to make it back pretty quickly in advertisements and ticket sales, but only the athletes that have proven an asset in their game have that potential to make money and therefore are worth the investment. War is won on many factors (including using much more efficient weaponry than a large and easily shot animal that leaves tons of evidence behind, but let's ignore that obvious and obnoxious plot hole for now) and one common factor for out-lasting your opponent is spending money more wisely. If, as you suggest, someone at the auction were spending 10 times what they ended up paying when their competition clearly didn't want to go that high, that's money that could go to making an additional 9 dinosaurs that they ended up only spending on 1. Meanwhile, a competitor would have bought the DNA and research for cloning dinosaurs for the $30 million, and then starts making an army of dinosaurs with the remaining $270 million. Who has the upper hand in that situation? Basically: if in the Jurassic Park movies world making dinosaurs is far cheaper than buying them, the rich people will invest in making their own. Which, now that I'm typing this out makes me realise the real trick is the cloning, because if we could grow athletes for $10 million their value would drop too.

Namely, the Toronto Raptors of the NBA! Also, Calgary Dinos - the University of Calgary, AB teams.

they could just replace all the players with dinosaurs, that would make it a very interesting game

I feel so dumb that I didn't get that before looking at the comments...

Don't worry, you're not the only one Justin!

I have a bad feeling about this

Gonna say the same thing

Now THAT’S a crossover movie I’d love to see: The Meg vs. The Moss.

My display picture is real

Also, Blue was given Carnosaurus blood. Not T Rex blood.

@@benabramowitz18 Meg vs Moses