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Based on the books you've been meaning to read and the games you've been meaning the finish - it's Honest Trailers for Netflix's The Witcher!
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Honest Trailers | The Witcher
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, & Max Dionne
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Production Coordinator: Ryan O"Toole
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@BlueCat201X 3 года назад

"Geralt comes across a problem he doesn't want to get involved in, then totally gets involved in it" is basically the plotline of the books

@lsswappedcessna 3 года назад

the games, too, to be honest.

@superdave8248 2 года назад

Pretty much the real life of every man who does "manly things". They say every adventure begins with a single step. Although that may be true, every adventure usually first begins with a guy cursing under his breath and then taking the first step.

@JessicaAriadne 2 года назад

Well it's part of the Heroes's Journey, to reject the quest and then do it anyway. Just, maybe not every hour! =)

@BlueCat201X 2 года назад

@@JessicaAriadne But where does the Villain’s Tridecagon fit into the equation?

@shaggyrogers9028 2 года назад

he also said they talk about coin too much, and then the games involve coin every 5 seconds

@miapotvin3396 3 года назад

The “then they switch timelines only you don’t notice because half the characters don’t age” is so accurate, I got so confused when I watched it because of that

@ShruteshKumar 3 года назад

I thought that's why it worked. If we noticed the age difference instantly, the fact that it was 2 different timelines would not have been in suspense at all.

@Kimi-uk6lf 2 года назад

Im pretty sure midway into episode 3 I searched how the timelines are laid out because I saw supposedly dead characters again.

@mrnice4434 2 года назад

I didn't know there where two times lines... but I also only watch it on a 2. tap because it was kinda boring

@TheArcher101 2 года назад

I watched it blind having not read the novels or played the games - made the time jumping more confusing and harder to keep track of than ideally

@liamnehren1054 2 года назад

lol I knew only because of the books and games

@Fluffykeith 3 года назад

Only point of disagreement for me is the claim that there's a complete lack of comedy. The Geralt and Jaskier double act is hilarious.

@ecnirpecnirp 3 года назад

I agree but I could do without Jaskier....eh

@voz3704 3 года назад

@@ecnirpecnirp But.....but....Twithout him we wouldn't know to whom we should toss a coin

@nerialeander3226 3 года назад

Chevy Chev You sir, need a NAP!

@panxoaltair1 3 года назад

I agree

@riloh58 3 года назад

I found myself laughing often during The Witcher S1. Thought it was well balanced writing. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Looking forward to S2.

@cairomiravity 2 года назад

There honestly needs to be a "cast reacts to honest trailers" they're apart of.

@danih3871 2 года назад

Joey and Anya at least are fully aware of it's existence and they love it

@bert2081 2 года назад

Well Joey is at least aware of it, he talked about a fragment of this masterpiece in an interview.

@danih3871 2 года назад

@@bert2081 wasn't anya in that same interview? Anyways joey knew the bit about COIN 😂

@MrRebound68 4 года назад

"Searching for the minimum number of syllables required to carry a series" - gold.

@stefanolucente3456 4 года назад

HMM

@N1lav 4 года назад

HMMMmmmm

@archivist_13 4 года назад

He hmmm's better then a Minecraft villager.

@bellsama6588 4 года назад

Indeed lol

@crispycrunch9971 4 года назад

Sh*t

@mrgabest 4 года назад

The whole Witcher thing has been so successful in this generation because it revolves around a dude hating his job.

@etrigan966 4 года назад

and toxic relationships

@tanyas6643 4 года назад

And lots of “random/gratuitous female sexiness/nudity” while the males are mostly only shirtless if they’re at all in a state of “less dressed.”

@floriandiem1223 4 года назад

and many insults

@alfredoalvarez9597 4 года назад

@@etrigan966 His super power is surviving toxic relationship while still producing work. Not really killing monsters.

@theviking1359 4 года назад

Witcher’s have no emotions and thus he can’t hate his job

@gabrielsilvestre9049 4 года назад

"When there's something strange, in your bog or woods. Who you gonna call? The Witcher." Best Parody Ever.

@redbear4350 3 года назад

I Totally agree with you!

@madelinegarber7860 3 года назад

Lol good I’m not the only one.

@CMontgomeryBurns09 4 года назад

I like how both The Witcher and The Mandalorian are returning to the bottle episode/cave episode/monster-of-the-week format of older serialized television, but keeping the production values, profanity, and violence of "peak TV."

@rachelknodel5435 3 года назад

monster a week formats are so underrated!! I quit watching supernatural after they stopped that format. my only issue with the witcher was that I had literally no idea what was going on with the timeline. i think i was halfway through the show before i realized it wasn't all set in the same period and after that i was so confused

@lookatthat2438 3 года назад

@@rachelknodel5435 same, I had a 'wait a minute!' and even after I knew about the two timelines I confuse them. I only figure it out when the queen actor that had died appear again and even then I thought they reuse the actor for some reason. They shouldve use a different filter or something

@kara1084 3 года назад

@@rachelknodel5435 what season did you quit Supernatural? They eventually found their way back to that format and it became more enjoyable again.

@rachelknodel5435 3 года назад

@@kara1084 i really liked the S1-5 arc and quit about halfway through S6 pretending like it ended in S5. maybe someday i'll try and watch it beyond again but now there's so many seasons it feels unmanageable...

@scottprice4955 3 года назад

I have to agree with the monster a week format. A lot of shows are trying too hard to copy Game of Throne's approach of a long overarching storyline that sometimes takes one or more seasons to even get halfway resolved with constant shifting PoVs.

@lauramoore9465 4 года назад

“Based on the book series you’ve been meaning to read” I feel personally attacked.

@magiv4205 4 года назад

Lmao same

@kriotech0249 4 года назад

I know right

@Hexane88 4 года назад

@colechandwel9550 4 года назад

Spun off into those games you've been meaning to finish.. personally attacked twice!!

@VampyrMygg 4 года назад

I can recommend the audiobooks, they're great.

@xZellxKyoux 4 года назад

Missed opportunity to have Cirilla's title to be, "Destiny's Child"

@mahatmaayayos2384 4 года назад

You're a legend 🤣😂

@MrSiriusAB 4 года назад

Damn it, that's good 👏

@rodrickee 4 года назад

dude, I've been thinking about that for 2 months already

@molliethomas2585 4 года назад

😂

@brucenatelee 4 года назад

"Hey Ciri, who is Destiny's Child?"

@vice.nor.virtue 3 года назад

"With a song that everybody begrudgingly admits is actually pretty good" omg spot on. I was feeling so frustratingly happy singing along to that I'm glad I'm not the only one confused here.

@brookeann9216 3 года назад

I watched the first 5 minutes of The Witcher when it came out, wasn't into it, and stopped watching. I discovered this video about a week ago, and have since finished the series and bought the first two books :'D

@forest8779 3 года назад

Nice! Found the books waaay funnier than the show.

@Eris_Norregard 3 года назад

@@forest8779 Yeah, the books are hilarious. I first read them back in high school and got into trouble several times cause I was reading during classes and blew my cover by just bursting out laughing in the middle of class.

@meikyes739 2 года назад

Yay. Another person meaning to read the books. 👍

@longrangeirons2524 2 года назад

I listened to the books after watching the first season and legit had to rewatch with the knowledge of the books to be able to follow anything in the show haha overall I think they did a great job personally

@aplus1080 2 года назад

PLOT TWIST

@Valentinevar 4 года назад

The montage of Geralt's grunts had me in tears 🤣

@DB.CorvusRonin 4 года назад

Valentinevar yeah with the grunting & childish like pouty attitude 😂 gets me with the F booms.

@mindyschocolate 4 года назад

That and destiny 😅😂😂😂😂🤣

@livaliberte4275 4 года назад

Yeah that part got me

@RickReasonnz 3 года назад

Just when you thought it would stop... oh no, MORE GRUNTS!

@jcp1756 3 года назад

Mmmmhhermmmm

@d0su 4 года назад

”Highly trained mutant killing machines, who every moron in the land wants to pick a fight with for some reason...”

@andrewowens4421 4 года назад

Well, considering half the problems the Witcher solves are because someone decided to be stupid, intelligence is a rare gift among these lands.

@Vincent-2057 4 года назад

This is how I felt about the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Hercules in New York... It when he was at his physical peek, can hardly speak English, yet everyone in that film trys to start on him. He's twice the height and width of most of them... It's so silly it's brilliant.... Well, almost.

@BigShippy0 4 года назад

I have never understood how anyone would want to pick a fight with a literal superhuman who can cut ur head off in 0.1 second..

@thebiologist8662 4 года назад

That does also happens in the books and the games tbh. People just know witchers kill monsters and many know they are mutants, but very few know witchers are super strong and agile, not to mention stupidly good with swords and can cast magic. Hence why many try to pick a fight by outnumbering/ambushing/tricking them, but we rarely see anyone picking a 1 on 1 fight with a witcher. There's a reason, though, many witchers been killed like so, through ambush and superior numbers, and people hear about that, but rarely hear about the many times a mob attempted to gang up on a witcher and got cut down to the last man.

@captaindeadpool313 4 года назад

all this is reminding me of X-Men

@gkgk6439 4 года назад

Ciri could have been called “Destiny’s Child”

@darth-severus 3 года назад

Clever

@gkgk6439 3 года назад

Darth Severus thanks ;)

@luisaramos6862 3 года назад

Yeah, that was a missed opportunity for sure. She was indeed Destiny's child

@luisaramos6862 3 года назад

Even more, I had a drinking game in which I drank whenever the word Destiny was used...needless to say, I was very drunk

@vilena5308 3 года назад

"Based on the books you've been meaning to read and the games you've been meaning the finish." Nailed it.

@aidreamers 4 года назад

My headcannon is that every time Geralt says "F*ck", it's just Henry forgetting his lines XD

@IchabodCrane1006 3 года назад

:D :D :D XD

@Jesusfreak653 3 года назад

hahaha

@patricecote7505 3 года назад

That was actually it, and they improvised around it

@Iamconverted 3 года назад

😂😅

@luisaramos6862 3 года назад

He once mentioned that, that's the case 100%

@MilkPudding 4 года назад

"Hunchback of Notre-daaaammmnn" had me in stitches.

@denizagca4186 4 года назад

The scene at the ball was when she was looking her best

@liampatrick3110 4 года назад

@Aris Balu Beauty is subjective, dude.

@christiaanbothma 4 года назад

My thoughts exactly.

@lagrangepoint9386 3 года назад

Aren't you easily entertained.

@herrschmidt5477 3 года назад

"slurp" ^.^

@kuramacabre 3 года назад

I love "Toss a coin to your witcher" and I am not apologizing. 🤣

@AudiblePhysicsProductions 4 года назад

Am I the only one who wants to watch it all over again just because of this trailer?

@rajkishorepatra9748 3 года назад

Yes you are the only one 😂

@christopherzumwald9168 3 года назад

@@rajkishorepatra9748 no is not.

@penglipur_lara 3 года назад

count me in mate, just watch it again last weekend, after reading your comment i will bing watch it again.

@Kat-xy7fm 3 года назад

I've watched it a few times already, it's a good time and there's always new things to catch

@persee8134 3 года назад

I’ve watched it again, played all three games and just bought the book serie

@TheNaminagul 4 года назад

"Comes a series thats meant to been the next game of thrones...but ended up beeing more like Xena Warrior princess" *BEST RESULT POSSIBLE ACHIEVED*

@ThatSlowTypingGuy 4 года назад

I may actually watch it now.

@SackAttack81 4 года назад

TheNaminagul Xena was and is awesome.

@Talashaoriginal 4 года назад

@@Ladeliciadelinda Indeed, it is like a modernized Kevin Sorbo-Hercules, and thats why i like the series so much. I hope the got more money for S2 so the costumes and stages are better.

@niennav.7741 4 года назад

That actually is almost convincing me to watch it

@FreyaStardust 4 года назад

Hmm...that's why I enjoyed it like no other adventure comedy series since decades😂

@hecatia 4 года назад

"The series that's meant to be the next Game of Thrones but ended up more like the next Xena: Warrior Princess...I ain't mad at it" I've never heard a more relatable take

@frostkilling 4 года назад

Gotta be honest, Xena is better than GOT, at least in my opinion

@archonjk1196 4 года назад

Which is funny because it was written before Game of Thrones. Unless they meant Netflix trying to make it like Game of Thrones.

@failboth 4 года назад

I can not more agree with something. This is NOT the next GoT, this is Xena genderbending.

@paulbratt117 4 года назад

AhlllAlaalalaalaalalalallaaaaaa

@blackwater4707 4 года назад

I can't unsee this. He is absolutely a male Xena.

@Sky-ht6tv Год назад

I love his grunts, the Geralt Jaskier dynamic due, and the fact that Geralt is meant to be unfeeling but falls in love and cares about literally everyone is the best part.

@Finderup16 3 года назад

"That ship has sailed, wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean." Come on, that was funny!!

@doublep1980 4 года назад

Man,it´s been a long time since we heard the Honest Trailer Voice Guy say: *"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWBS"*

@angquyphan9895 4 года назад

doubleP and it got me everytime.

@daemonsoadfan 4 года назад

I was so happy to hear him saying that again xD

@DakhniURDU 4 года назад

JON BAILEY HE'S FAMOUS NOW

@GriffinCologne 4 года назад

I was shocked, thought we'd never hear that joke again in these overly sensitive times.

@QueenBForLife 4 года назад

LoL It really has been a long time.

@jay6477 4 года назад

Honestly, if I ever see a dude deflect a crossbow bolt with a sword, I'll just start walking away in the other direction...

@armorfrogentertainment 4 года назад

Yeah. It's "I could have just sidestepped it, but I also hit it out of the air just to show off."

@Cdre_Satori 4 года назад

It is possible if you know its coming :D But also yeah, always avoid before deflect

@MatejSunavec 4 года назад

Just FYI, these guys were dedicated to their leader who they love so they won't give up.

@Falcun21 4 года назад

@@MatejSunavec Of course they were, Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezey, Doc, Grumpy and Bashful loved Snow White. In case you missed it, Renfrie was based on Snow White.

@amitabhp666 4 года назад

Then I guess you won't make a good NPC, Satan... XD

@EnigmaOps 3 года назад

Can't believe they didn't say "Yennifer's body" for the STARRING part...

@gypsythebold 4 года назад

It feels like this show came out 10 years ago.

@edwardsuter9442 4 года назад

"Henry Cavill searches for the minimum number of syllables to carry a series" He genuinely ignored so many lines and grunted instead forcing everyone else to improvise round him 😂

@Broteese 4 года назад

Fr? 😂😂

@fdc184 4 года назад

woah

@magnusnordeidebrede892 4 года назад

@Heksje Lilly Look up interviews with Joey Batey (Jaskier), he brings it up atleast twice! 😁

@stephaniebrossard7879 4 года назад

Well, I guess that answers one question. In the books Geralt is actually quite eloquent, sarcastic, and witty. I wondered if the writers or director or Henry had changed his character so much. I have to admit I am a little disappointed. The word play in the books is amazing. I would have preferred more of that.

@stephaniebrossard7879 4 года назад

@Franz Styles I actually haven't seen him in anything else before (not a comic or Mission Impossible fan), so I wasn't sure about his acting ability. I'll admit when I first watched the show I thought he was pretty awful. Hired more for the abs than the acting. But friends of mine who played the Witcher games said he nailed it. So...

@ericyoung5184 4 года назад

Am I the only one that thinks it's kinda f'd up that during the beach scene everyone seems to have the same thought? "she did not bury that baby deep enough."

@klarakeuroeaton5737 4 года назад

I was thinking “if the wind blows the baby will be exposed” and I was very uncomfortable

@Visplight 4 года назад

Meh, the tide will take it out in a few hours.

@hudsontodd9809 4 года назад

I felt the same way! It was such a distracting and bizarre idea that she would do that that it took me out of the scene

@NicolaiAAA 4 года назад

Even my mom brought that up xD

@cugelchannel4733 4 года назад

I was thinking the same thing: "seagulls are totally going to expose that baby and peck it's eyes out, about 15 minutes after she leaves. I mean she could at least weight the child down with stones and throw it into the sea."

@sangeetshrestha1766 3 года назад

I had finally forgotten about 'toss a coin to your Witcher' song but now it's stuck in my head once again for god knows how many weeks

@danclark2914 3 года назад

"porcupine wedding, sexy hunchback and magical hysterectomy" had me on the floor.

@nateblack8669 4 года назад

"Who every moron in the land wants to pick a fight with for some reason." *THANK YOU!*

@Juliett-A 4 года назад

This has been bothering me ever since Black Flag. A legendary pirate captain walks into port carrying 4 swords, 2 hidden blades, 6 daggers, 6 pistols, bombs and gadgets of every kind and every loud-mouthed drunk picks a fight with him for no reason.

@cptTK421 4 года назад

Bigots aren't exactly the smartest bunch of the crop. ;) Just let Darwinism take over

@lonelywolf5659 4 года назад

Natural selection is a thing

@michaelnorris6022 4 года назад

Don't forget most are surrounded by friends, are super bigoted and hateful, and you have the whole "stranger in town" thing. Don't forget most places treated ANY outsider with skepticism and laws are locally overseen. If someone was robbed or beaten, it would favor the insider vs outsider...Or you could just watch first episode ending and see it first hand.

@Michael-kd1ho 4 года назад

"Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed witcher, i'll never know. Something wrong with my face?"

@tntristan12 4 года назад

Favorite "starring" was probably "The Hunchback of Notre Daaaaaaaaamn"

@epbrown01 4 года назад

That's the line I laughed hardest at.

@caycehill3088 4 года назад

Haha I pissed myself at that one!!

@davioliveira7233 4 года назад

That one was pure solid gold!

@lionidas4902 4 года назад

Followed by Hey Ciri that was also great

@notyobidnezz3457 4 года назад

Coins to the bard was better imo

@wysoft 2 года назад

I loved Xena and Hercules when I was a kid. I totally get the same vibes from The Witcher, but with way higher production value/tech. Great show that tells a good story while not taking itself too seriously.

@ByloBand 4 года назад

This is inarguably the MOST honest anything has EVER been!

@majaolexova7378 4 года назад

its funny because in central europe people do those noises to express themselves quite often instead of words, so Henry was quite on spot in those moments

@1PolitOtto 4 года назад

Maja Olexova Damn. Never thought about that, but it‘s true. My grandpa, dad and I are grumbling and grunting a lot.

@eldonmati 4 года назад

Yeah it's actually americans who like hearing their own voices so much they won't shut up haha.

@MFenix206 4 года назад

@@eldonmati TIL i am not actually American, but central European.... oh well, back to listening to more Dzivia. hmm.

@DB.CorvusRonin 4 года назад

Maja Olexova naw really! 🤣

@ArtBorow 4 года назад

@peteM3rlin Poland is considered CE too.

@fraustpunk 4 года назад

“Why they’ll throw their life away attacking an armed witcher I’ll never understand” - Geralt in tuissant.

@catlover2223 4 года назад

Is it his face?

@nikolab.4065 4 года назад

Maybe it's *destiny*

@CasualNotice 4 года назад

@@catlover2223 He does have a punchable face...

@NOachillis 4 года назад

@@nikolab.4065 maybe its mayballine

@butler3251 4 года назад

actually, he said "something wrong with my face?" after that

@queenofdarkness2387 4 года назад

"That song you finally got out of your head." Plays song "And it`s back." This is true to me on so many levels.

@NAK5315 3 года назад

"A BABY YODA WITH THE POWER OF SCREMO" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 года назад

Note on Henry Cavill's script: "You either grunt, or you f-bomb. You can't have it both ways." XD

@oyblech8671 4 года назад

f bomb 😂

@cptTK421 4 года назад

*grunts what's vaguely an f bomb*

@nir2594 4 года назад

his f-bomb also sounds like a grunt..

@dantemiller7193 4 года назад

Accurate to the games.. I was shocked when he was selected to play Geralt but honestly he's perfect.

@DGneoseeker1 4 года назад

You can grunt while f-ing though.

@rossbatten2912 4 года назад

I lost it at "my ballads bring all the coins to the bard" lol

@aryaraut6811 2 года назад

what song was that line based on ...its stuck in my head but i cant remember the title

@rossbatten2912 2 года назад

@@aryaraut6811 My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

@jujuthemustache2503 4 года назад

Kinda spot on with the whole “a show you need to watch all in one sitting to truly appreciate”

@talibzafar8686 4 года назад

"...making his way through the continent, searching for the minimum number of syllable required to carry a series..." had me in tears

@cosmicking5024 4 года назад

“That song you finally got out of your head....” Me: I’m sorry, got out?

@thomas16green 4 года назад

right? Why would you wanna get it out of your head? For a song from a TV show, it's awesome!

@EmmeChatterton 4 года назад

Was singing that not an hour ago 🎶

@marianaalarcon211 4 года назад

Neveeeer haha

@EstMurden 4 года назад

@plaguelock Valley of plenty is the name of the place geralt and jaskier were held captive, its not a random line

@themurrrr 4 года назад

Heinakroon98 This person loves to assume there are no points to things, just cuz they are unaware of the point.

@darkiplier110 4 года назад

"the foppish bard character, who everyone hates" Oh... *sad lute noises*

@scarredchild 4 года назад

Yes, very sad lute noises, because apart from Roach, Jaskier is my favorite character. 😢

@JenniJac 4 года назад

Jaskier is my favourite, the others are amazing too don’t get me wrong, but Jaskier adds something extra to the show that I think it really needs.

@davidparkes7741 4 года назад

@Lovecraftian Face Other way around. Dandelion is Jaskier (the characters original name).

@JenniJac 4 года назад

@Lovecraftian Face I know.

@bigbearddahuzi1036 4 года назад

@Lovecraftian Face In the original language, his name is Jaskier. In the English translation it is Dandelion.

@robertbuth 3 года назад

"completely lack of comedy.."???? Whatt?? this show is great because of the funny quick witty jokes

@n.rlanos1093 2 года назад

Honestly, this is one of the funniest Honest Trailers.

@dr.embersfield1551 4 года назад

RU-vid: You can totally watch humans being beheaded but bewbs? Hell, no!

@redroy5408 4 года назад

Dr. Embersfield well one of those things is actually real

@schattentaenzerin 4 года назад

Won't anybody think of the *children* ?!?

@Lagmire 4 года назад

Red Roy which one? The digitally created or the surgically created?

@wemartin12 4 года назад

Welcome to America!

@cedricc.306 4 года назад

@@redroy5408 I don't think it is because it's real, do you think hentai won't be censored on YT?

@Schwachsinnn 4 года назад

Just saying, in Central Europe grunting and other noises alike are a very legitimate thing to answer questions etc. in a short and decisive manner. So Geralds noises were quite on point 👌🏻.

@alwindm 4 года назад

Boh

@Tristanja 4 года назад

@tturskaa 4 года назад

This is what I've always thought

@romanpapec6735 3 года назад

@jonathanmasilela1569 3 года назад

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -wheezing- ha hahahahahaha -breathing in- hahahahahahahahaha! (That fact finished me. I am deceased.) Hahahahahahhaha haha haha haha haha -pig snorting- ha ha haha!

@shoesncheese 3 года назад

Came back to watch this again after the season 2 end of filming video. It was even better than I remembered.

@beembi6538 3 года назад

"Geralt comes across a problem he doesn't want to get involved in" LMAO pretty much him every time

@kingandcommoner 4 года назад

We must consider the most important question of all. How many witches would a Witcher witch if a Witcher could witch witches?

@JohnGardnerAlhadis 4 года назад

Twenty-five.

@KosmataBradva 4 года назад

top tier gangbang joke

@zotaninoron3548 4 года назад

Bewitching witches would witch all the witchers a witch could witch.

@nrd-ej3gr 4 года назад

A Witcher would witch no amount of witches since a Witcher can't witch witches.

@tatimilena4017 4 года назад

Gwent

@bigdodeigaming6579 4 года назад

New Drinking Game Take a shot everytime Geralt says "HMM" and two for every curse word.

@DFTBA221B 4 года назад

I'd say there are faster ways to get alcohol poisoning, but there aren't.

@patriciamarques4758 4 года назад

"Jeez... I'm drunk in the 1st episode!"

@GhostBear3067 4 года назад

Paramedic here on standby for the alcohol poisoning...

@psychodrummer1567 4 года назад

*Challenge accepted* (*laughs in Polish*)

@xGingerPi 4 года назад

I did that. Not a good idea.

@jessicagreen1478 4 года назад

Thx for the Xena and Buffy references !

@bushyracc 3 года назад

For the past month I have been obsessed with listening to "Toss A Coin To Your Witcher" because honestly it's such a bop.

@shortsideburns8682 4 года назад

"Vaguely Polish Tolkien" is one of the best phrases I've heard out of this channel

@meeshgardner83 3 года назад

It's the name of my new band

@AndorRadnai 3 года назад

“The Hunchback of Notre Daaaaamnn” is another one… This whole trailer is full of writing gold!!

@charlesstanford1310 3 года назад

With swears!

@ELEKTROSKANSEN 3 года назад

omg the subtitles say "polish tokine" and I spent the last hour browsing all kinds of dictionaries to understand what that meant xD

@ViolosD2I 3 года назад

Then again he's been called that since before the first game came out.

@bowmanwright532 4 года назад

That song is like a an ear worm grenade, you can’t just go tossing it around indiscriminately, there are consequences!

@sharilshahed6106 4 года назад

" tossing it around " Yeah, one doesn't simply escape this ear worm.

@bj231217 4 года назад

Oooooooooo valley of plenty

@jaypoirier8780 4 года назад

Tossing? COINsequences?!? NO ESCAPE! NO ESCAPE!

@gilbertjacobs3705 4 года назад

I actually forgot about the song until I watched the honest trailer for it

@molliethomas2585 4 года назад

Toss a coin to your witcher

@asafupps 4 года назад

“Titular witcher” is my new favorite phrase

@callen9623 3 года назад

It is not a comedy. But that makes the comedic moments hit that much harder. I legit laughed out loud many times while watching by myself. Which is definitely praise-worthy. It is easier to collectively laugh at something when viewing with friends. But if a show can make you chuckle loudly when watching by yourself(especially a fantasy action/drama) - then that is great writing.

@keth8947 4 года назад

Sweet, a good one! "the hunchback of Notre Daaaaammmnnnn" that one got me.

@hazzel5433 4 года назад

Jaskier, who everyone except all the fans hate. Their love for him is rivalled only by baths.

@opheliapurple 4 года назад

I'm surprised he didn't mention it, Jaskier fans were so intense I actively feel bad about how he's probably gonna have a super minor role in the next season. That's gonna be disappointing.

@serenalady2290 4 года назад

@@opheliapurple Really? I know I'm in the minority here, but I can't stand the guy, neither in the series nor in the games. I Wish I could skip all his parts....🙈 Annoying af...😱 So this Is actually good news for me...😅

@weerwolfje99 4 года назад

Hè is my favoriete character in the books. In the game he is less interesting, but i love him in the show. I also hope Regis will show up in the show someday.

@BFedie518 4 года назад

I love him. I especially love how everyone in the show hates him.

@OverpepperedSoup 4 года назад

Can't stand him in the books, games, or show. Although I did like the one in the Polish show, The Hexer. More philosophical, less foppy (I actually like pretty much all of the characters better in the Polish show for similar reasons, though the special effects are laughably bad)

@robcohen7678 2 года назад

If I didn't already like this show this trailer would definitely make me watch it immediately

@mystic18 3 года назад

I can't even express how much i love these honest videos.

@BrendonTerra 4 года назад

You know in the first draft for “Starring” it had to be “Yennifer’s Body”

@Landofalcon007 3 года назад

...Yeah, that's better.

@forkysporky7073 3 года назад

Yennifer's Body and Hunchback of Notre Daaaaamn are pretty on par, imo.

@timbroski4487 2 года назад

I'm not complaining though

@yashabreslove8276 4 года назад

“Destiny, Destiny, Destiny, Destiny...” *No escaping death for me*

@Wppk765 4 года назад

Yasha Breslove “you take the blonde and I’ll take the one in the toibin”

@chovue2363 4 года назад

Destiny TWO!!

@grilledflatbread4692 4 года назад

Destiny is all. What is this, a crossover episode?

@murderface15g13 4 года назад

Vant to go for a roll in ze hay? It's really fun!

@shetierrr 4 года назад

Yasssss... WHAT knockers!!!

@limors 4 года назад

4:45 it actually never ever left my head.

@MinorKey135 4 года назад

I’ve never even seen this show, but this was still hilarious 😂 Very well done!

@macattack423 4 года назад

"the foppish bard character, who everyone hates" it's ok Jaskier, I still love you

@isam1542 4 года назад

I do too, he's all the comedy in the show.

@fraustpunk 4 года назад

In the game, I always stand around for awhile, while Dandelion is gagged, because I'm pretty sure that's what Geralt would do.

@Monalisa-hm1hl 4 года назад

I think he meant everyone IN THE SHOW, no?

@jennyms1998 4 года назад

@@Monalisa-hm1hl i think so, i dont know anyone who watched the show and hated Jaskier's character

@OscarGomez-hg8cb 4 года назад

a pirate yeah, i think he means in-universe XD

@MrSiriusAB 4 года назад

Tom Hardy and Henry Cavill for the least amount of words and most grunts

@laquitacollins5147 4 года назад

Yeah Henry Cavill is nice to look at😍😍😍😍

@berengerlefort8612 4 года назад

@Franz Styles Yep but Cavill and he others u quoted have huge charisma.

@popeye697 4 года назад

@Franz Styles Cavill is much more than mediocre.

@wiezyczkowata 4 года назад

don't forget DiCaprio in Revenant

@zainiikhwan9405 4 года назад

I would watch a movie staring those two doing nothing but grunting

@Rb889 2 года назад

"More like Xena, warrior princess" killed me, it's such an accurate comparison now that you've put that in my head.

@TheHellishGamer666 3 года назад

henry cavill was BORN to play this role. amazing book-geralt interpretation

@LiLiBi01 3 года назад

I do feel book Geralt is WAY more talkative and charming -- series Geralt is more mysterious and HMM-HMM-FUCKing his way through moments where book Geralt likely would have given a funny quip or two :P

@tanadarko6991 3 года назад

@@LiLiBi01 Yes I'd say he's more like the Geralt from the games.

@austenhead5303 3 года назад

@@tanadarko6991 Game-Geralt is sassy and snarky and quippy, too. It's just Show-Geralt who can't be bothered to say words.

@stevenscott2136 2 года назад

I've heard Cavill figures talkative Geralt is a character development from after he starts raising Ciri, so at this point he's still "burned-out 100-year-old soldier" Geralt.

@xoraxoranight2949 4 года назад

“My Ballads Bring All The Coins To The Bard.” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TheNicoliyah 4 года назад

That was epic!!!! : )

@deusexmachina9776 4 года назад

*The Hunchback of Notre Dammmmm!* lol that killed me.

@Adrischa 4 года назад

@Cyber Explorer thank you

@slamrahovart9024 4 года назад

@Cyber Explorer I'd love to straighten it out if you know what I'm saying

@yarpen26 4 года назад

Boy is this girl hot. Particularly her outfits in the djinn episodes, I mean *daymn!* Can't imagine how Cavill managed to keep his cool while they were in the bath.

@JimAlgar 3 года назад

"And that song you finally got out of your head" that was excellently timed!

@vivekphilipvarghese 3 года назад

"My ballads bring all the coins to the bard" OMG 😂😂

@rabiye9981 4 года назад

Please say: "This is your alarm voice. Wake up immediately." Please i need an alarm voice

@xaxos9273 4 года назад

So, is every fantasy being compared to Game of Thrones like how every difficult game gets compared to Dark Souls?

@MatiZ815 4 года назад

Yup.

@danieladamczyk4024 4 года назад

Да

@deltaone2837 4 года назад

@@danieladamczyk4024 Once every open world was a GTA like and every fantasy was Lord of the Rings.

@thedenerad 4 года назад

Funny considering the witcher books were released 10 years before the game of thrones books.

@tomstonemale 4 года назад

@@thedenerad Both books are not exactly all original themselves though

@souvikpachal5219 3 года назад

-Hmm. -Geralt of Rivia.

@DanceswithDustBunnies 3 года назад

I love The Witcher series, but this was priceless.

@quibily 4 года назад

It feels like Buffy and Xena because something actually HAPPENS each episode instead of every season finale. And I’m sooo relieved episodic storytelling is back in!

@MardukeTheRaven 4 года назад

”Highly trained mutant killing machines, who every moron in the land wants to pick a fight with for some reason...” Basically every single enemy of Geralt in books and games.

@archonjk1196 4 года назад

I love the the ending fight in the first witcher short story book (I think it was there) when Geralt was leaving the temple of Melitele and the knights that were harassing him to leave and Geralt had to fight one of them. Geralt had the choice of either not hitting the knight with his sword and letting the knight win, or win the fight and be arrested. So Geralt just struck the knight's sword so hard that the knight just hit himself, and Geralt was free to go.

@teagan_p_999 3 года назад

It was, in The Last Wish, I just read it a couple months ago.

@RainAngel111 3 года назад

Seriously! I feel like it's a little better in the books because there are a few people who can genuinely match Geralt in fighting strength, and there are less petty criminals trying to kill him, but it's still astounding how many people think they can kill geralt in a straight fight.

@mattimus90 3 года назад

@@archonjk1196 Yeah I like when he shows up in the Witcher 2 and 3, still pretty bitter about the scar that Geralt made him give himself.

@Michael-kd1ho 3 года назад

"Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed witcher, i'll never understand. Something wrong with my face?" Geralt of Rivia

@ArwenUndomiel406 3 года назад

Honestly?: At this point I just want you to make you an honest trailer for 2020!

@adebayoekundayo7704 4 года назад

This is one of the best Honest trailers! The quality all round is good, but this is exceptional.

@mcsonicjapan5560 4 года назад

“MY BALLADS BRING ALL THE COINS TO THE BARD! DAMN RIGHT, IM JAMMIN THEM CHORDS! MUSIC, INSTEAD OF THEM SWORDS, I COULD TEACH YOU,BUT ID HAVE TO CHARGE”

@fudgeymoss 4 года назад

that's beautiful

@SaulWellingood2 4 года назад

Music, instead of them swords.💀

@Aarorose 4 года назад

omg so good

@AhranMaoDante 4 года назад

Now I need to see/hear a full version.

@MrGamelover23 4 года назад

@@AhranMaoDante Played on a lute!!!! Although I feel like it would get old after these four lines.

@InkyM4 4 года назад

It's impossible to describe The Witcher more accurately than "Tries to be Game of Thrones, winds up being Xena, turns out I'm still here for it."

@frogglesmash 4 года назад

"Geralt comes across a problem he doesn't want to get involved in, then totally gets involved in it," is also pretty accurate.

@masaboih 4 года назад

Except that it doesn't try to be Game of Thrones at all, the only one's making the "Will the show be new GoT?" etc. comparisons are media and content creators fishing views referring to popular show which only has in common a genre of fantasy, of which it is different sub-genre.

@Hirilaruial 4 года назад

I don't know, I dont think it was the intent of anyone involved in making it to make it Game of Thrones, so I think it'd be more accurate to say "Everyone thought it would be Game of Thrones, was actually Xena all along, turns out we're still here for it"

@UlshaRS 4 года назад

Finally, something we can watch together!

@pamoweiberezi5315 4 года назад

BTEC legend of the seeker

@sergarlantyrell7847 3 года назад

In a world where nobody with a name wears a f***ing helmet when going to battle...

@finanwenpiano 2 года назад

Please an honest trailer for season 2!!

@mkm21able 4 года назад

I watched this on my iPad. When he said "hey ciri" my Siri responded

@imovedtoanotherplaceuwu9355 4 года назад

Lmfao

@akhila5081 4 года назад

SAME

@theupperbunkkid4617 4 года назад

mkm21able samee

@Lilaliba88 3 года назад

Same here lol

@vshnv_c 3 года назад

But Siri has voice recognition. Unless you sound like the Honest Trailer guy

@LJ-ej3fv 4 года назад

"Searching for the minimum number of syllables required to carry a series" xD ... kind of accurate, though.

@Hirnlego999 4 года назад

And not a good way to carry a show

@petersheffer5444 4 года назад

Which was I grew tired of it quickly: I mean come on, there is only so much mean mugging we can take

@AnoAssassin 4 года назад

Carry a Ciri-es

@abigailmoore5691 4 года назад

Yea, I wish they went more towards book!Geralt. He talks ALOT.

@ALscience 4 года назад

Loved it.

@ryanf922 4 года назад

This is the best video I've seen this month.

@swift8354 3 года назад

The editing is so good in these

@cbpd89 4 года назад

I contest no points in this honest trailer save one: I think this show has some seriously great humor. Basically Everytime Geralt drops a solitary F-bomb. Comedy gold. And his beleaguered sigh is the true star of the show.

@nick4810 4 года назад

198 people don't get sarcasm

@cbpd89 4 года назад

Nah, I legit laughed multiple times while watching Witcher!

@jhonshephard921 4 года назад

@Tim Loves Bacon he is basically Justin Biber in the games.

@patrickd8654 4 года назад

Agreed. I find Geralt to be a generally uninteresting character, but his quips are great and Cavil's delivery is perfect. My favorite is the toast he makes to the nobles at that party: "And that is what I wish for you, my lords: When the time comes, a shitless death." "But I doubt it."

@sUbScRiBeRswItHoUtvEdEo 4 года назад

beleaguered, i think lambert says that in the game when he is mimicking vesemir

@sanvadghokshe5320 4 года назад

"Geralt comes across a problem that he doesn't wanna get involved in... Then *totally* gets involved in it." You have no idea how spot on this is !!

@ferdinandvonschenk6832 4 года назад

That's actually the main theme of the books and the game...

@guyr3618 4 года назад

Even the show acknowledges it. "Right, because you never get involved... Except you do, ALL THE TIME!"

@sanvadghokshe5320 4 года назад

Yea it's a recurring theme in the witcher, be it books, games or the Netflix show. That's why I said the statement was spot on lol

@orgyonmyown 4 года назад

@@sanvadghokshe5320 Well they do their research and know their references. Useless comment...

@sari268 4 года назад

I think this was my favourite part. 😂

4 года назад

3:35 the hunchback of notre DAAAAAAAAAAMN :D

@redbear4350 3 года назад

This Is GOLD! Literally!!

@abbe133 4 года назад

"A Hogwarts-to-deep-state mage pipeline" might be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

@nicoleheinzmann8780 3 года назад

I feel like it's so easy to miss but on my rewatch of this I caught it and just lost it

@crispsaturday 2 года назад

Hey could someone explain the joke? Thanks!!

@sibelb4152 2 года назад

@@crispsaturday It's a play on the "preschool to prison pipeline" in the U.S., a term used to describe the plight and socially engineered life path of the poverty-stricken black male community in the U.S.