Hotel Fees - Saturday Night Live 

He forgot to charge for the Stargazer Lounge.

“I don’t need my receipt” ?? Seriously dude I’d get a copy of that receipt.

"...He may have peeked in while you were sleeping..." LOL 😂😅🤣

I calculated all the expenses he paid for and the total was 306.26 dollars. I took into account the argoon gas because it seemed that they did bill him for that if not the total adds up to 241.26 dollars.

I loved the way they both giggled at the end. Priceless.😁

"16 cubic meters of Argon". SNL is comedy gold.

12 cents for a stuffed bobcat is pretty good. I had to pay over $20.00 for the stuffed bobcats at my last few hotels.

This skit has heavy Monty Python's Flying Circus vibes. I could totally see John Cleese as the hotel desk clerk.

Many customers mistake the stuffed bobcat for their own and they pack it by accident😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im dead, this is gold

“Toothbrush” “Sorry you charge for that? “ “Its complimentary but we do list it on the receipt”

As a 25 year hotel employee, I can say there is more fact than fiction in this

"It's a colorless, odorless gas, sir. How can you be entirely sure...?"

$1 for hurricane victims.....I was expecting "that'll be $3, 487, 319 for 3, 487, 319 hurricane victims"

$9.95 for breakfast at a hotel actually gets you the crumbs from some else's piece of toast

I just love that the last second of the video you see them both bust out laughing. It's a marvel they kept it together during that. Louis fumbled a couple of words but damn this is just perfect!

"weird but..sure." :D

The argon being colorless and odorless is the best joke.

So cute how they giggled together at the end.

I always say I won't spend extra money when I stay at a hotel but that Argon always gets me.

This was all an elaborate scam to make him stay an extra night.

I like how he could just verbally waive the $75k diamonds

If you missed your flight due to a 4 minute delay it’s really on you....

hash brown po-tay-toes

1:11 "then I'll remove the charge sir" - ah the relief .. maybe he made that up to get his attention ..

This is gold. Watched this clip more than 10 times

Plot twist: He had the diamonds, argon, and stuffed bobcat in his little bag.

"16 cubic metres of Argon, 65$." "OK, sorry what was that last thing?" "Argon, sir, it's a noble gas." lmao

This is the most Monty Python sketch I've ever seen. Just beautiful.

"The medium sized stuffed mountain lion above the mantle... many customers mistake it for their own and they pack it by accident."

This is 100% exactly how it was when i checked out of the Roosevelt Hotel in midtown Manhattan

6 diamonds , hash brown poTAtoes and a visit with the tax advisor. Wow- that’s sure a mixed bag of « incidentals!!! »

12 cents for the Bobcat

Back in the 80’s I went to a wedding and stayed in a fancy hotel my first time sharing a room with my older brother who paid for the room on his credit card. After the dance there were parties all night all over the hotel in people’s rooms so I and a friend emptied our room fridge bar of its entire booze content, put it in a gym bag and hauled it around partying all night. I was actually that dumb back then to think it was complimentary. I didn’t tell my brother and the hotel didn’t charge him right away but he got one very large surprise on his Visa bill the next month but at least they didn’t charge him for the bobcat I stoled..

His urgency is giving me anxiety... Well done!!

The eye roll with the face of frustration, while staying professional at 2:10 had me.

They cracked at the very last second lol You guys are comedy gold!

Only a minute in have I noticed that the recepionist is Louis C. K.

I'm surprised he didn't complain about the internet charge.

I love how they start laughing together at the end

119,000 dollars? I only watched the Avengers!? It only cost like 7 dollars. Yes sir, you can choose to pay 7 dollars or 119,000 dollars. Okay then i choose 7 dollars ... YOU'LL BE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO CHOOSE THAT SIR.

The laught right at end

I would have screamed at the facility fee, booking fee, occupation tax and safe fee but this guy seems so calm 😂😂

1:40 "Hash brown po...TA...toes" - priceless!

3 minute delay made you miss your flight? Bullshit that flight was lost long ago.

1 dollar that's very GENEROUS, sir

Hash Brown Po-Tay-Toes 😂😂😂😂

But don't worry there is a complimentary beverage waiting for you in the Stargazer Lounge.

lol the bobcat

So his flight was like 2 minutes after he expected to check out?!

That laugh at the end😂

I love how there isn't even a computer monitor on the counter 🤣

“I didn’t even see it though” 🤣🤣

Receptionist probably didn't rush cause he knew that this dude is not driving to the airport in less than 3 f*cking minutes

1:14 He did have a *good* point about reviewing the charges to not overcharge.

That laugh at the end!

love how they crack up at the very end and smile to eachother

I love how they laughed and looked at each other at the end of the skit ☺️

Guest: "I'd like to check out and I'm in a hurry" Concierge to himself: 'Oh, a hurry you say.........then let the games begin'

"Yes sir was everything satisfactshitery sir"

I always steal the Bobcat. Always.

I was waiting for the 'receipt printing fee'.

The way he says dollarssss lol

That’s actually a lot closer to real life than you know.

Lol how they both cracked up laughing at the end

"He may have peeked in while you were sleeping" 😂 Also, loved how he laughed at the end

I laughed so hard at ‘in room entertainment package 119000 dollar’ 🤣 Louis CK rocks

You forgot to charge for the paper for the receipt and the toner.

Brilliant! I'm thinking senior executives in Ryanair watched this and said "Hell yeah - why didn't we think of this?".

Incredibly underrated sketch

I love that he said satisfactionry lol

I like that the avengers cost more than the six pristine Bengali diamonds

Can you imagine if the customer would have been the Late GREAT Chris Farley???? I watched this skit 5 times and could see him going berserk on this guy!

He forgot the fees for fees, the resort fees, parking fees (even if you arrived in a taxi) the the convenience fees, and finally..the late fees(even if they make you wait)

those exchanged laughs in the end, satisfying 👌

HAHA. Did they just break on a laughter at the end?

I come here time to time just to listen to receptionist's tone and narrative

I like how the stuffed bobcat is only twelve cents, yet Bobby disputes it simply because he doesn’t want to be thought of as a thief

The dot matrix printer, I am dead. The going toe to toe banter, I am dead.

Even my house mortgage wouldn't be able to pay that Bill.

"I'm in a hurry for a flight" - I would say "get up earlier!"

the Bobcat. Lol

I don't know why, but that mutual lagh at the end made my insides shine.

0:08 was everything satifactionery

I have NEVER been in a hotel that only charges nine something for room service of any kind. Wouldn't that be nice.

Why make it simple if you can make it complicated? Haha!!

It’s the fact he’s using a keyboard without a monitor that got me.

He would have missed his flight regardless unless he boards as soon as he turns around.

Their shared laugh at the very end was cute.

Top comedians like CK don’t usually want to be known as “good actors” but he’s priceless in this sketch.

So, you can order 6 pristine diamonds and then just say you didn't and they'll remove the charge from your bill? I want to stay at this hotel.

Most unwise to have not picked the $119000 in room entertainment package.

I love the zany sketches

I love that they both Crack up at the end

"Do you have any bobcat free rooms?"

$2 for two aspirins a rip off 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

The writing...Wow. Going from 16 m2 of argon, to a taxidermy bobcat...This is my kind of humour.

That laugh at the end :D

what a wholesome sketch. love it!

75,000 dollars !!!!! Damn Lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I assume that hotel is 5 meters away from the airport.