How Asian Parents Compare You to Your Cousin 

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You are so right. I've seen many job ads requiring years of experience for entry level jobs. "Entry level" is supposed to be a first job, but they want you to have had a job before your first job!

There’s a reason Timmy spent 6 years in the womb

Right job says entry level in description then wants 10 years of experience. 🤔

Timmy had a job before he was born

Don’t forget child labor

Child: Breathes Their Parents: And I took that personally

wassup

Nani? No one here?

@Steven Shorts 🅥 no, I don’t think it is

Asian Kid: *becomes Elon Musk* Asian Parents: “this is not how you supposed to play the game”

Lol I couldn't breathe at that part 😂

Oh... back in his dad's time, physics wasn't invented yet.

Fr it be like it’s so hot the air turned to snow

As an Asian, yes this is what our parents will tell us😂

Because the snow is on FIRE!!!!

No excuses. You make NO EXCUSES

@Deep Shorts 🅥 imagine advertising

well, he is his cousen after all

Physics wasn't even invented then!

That's what losing ur pigeons buddies does to u.

They were degrees Kelvin.

Absolute gold..

so, he is crippled?

that snow's got a harder life than even Timmy

Snow ? 150 degree weather? Asian? Makes sense

@@kpadmanabhan4558 make sure to see commas

same XD

Same bro, same 🤣🤣🤣

I thought he said he worked it off

*HDHD

Me too(technically I have ADD but that line me made laugh so hard I almost burst my own lungs!)

im pretty sure he said "worked it off"

Finally it's here (it's not a real link) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AAAAAAAAAAA.html

From Spain, this is me too. You are not alone

@@arky5674 I think it works both ways

Clearly the solution is to never stop running. Sleep is for the weak anyways.

then compare her with someone else's childhood

@@manbeman1819 damnnn

@@manbeman1819 damnnn

Also as an Asian child I can’t do anything correct supposedly. Everything I talk about is somehow turned into a lecture.. 😭😭😭

Me and my family aren't Asian BUT what you said @Someone is exactly what happens to me !

LMAO 🤣

So great, I'm done.

Asian Parents should be ashamed of themselves.

Timmy also paid her mom's hospital bill and gave her unlimited paid maternity leave

Nope, I'm dead

BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW!

Oh that’s more money than I’ve made in my entire acting career. I’ll take it.

@@StevenHe lmao

I’m interested! Or maybe it’s the fact that since I don’t have any cousins my Asian parents compare me to every living creature…TT

yes

@@StevenHe how much vietnam dong you make yearly

Oh he said pigeon I thought he said pager 📟.

@@bharatsadhnani4370 he said pager only ..

I thought he said pension

Subtitles never lie

The same here🤣LOL

I think it would have been funny the other way around

@Steven Shorts 🅥 yesss

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

ONLY 22 FAILURE😊

@@justice2026 Hey mom, when did you join RU-vid?

jokes aside, thats impressive!

That stings

wheeze

Emotional damage

gotta include that in my insult reservoir

it was mad😂

Logic wasn’t invented at their time. Trust me, I survived both of my parents

I got twenty years I’m fourteen

They are asians. Its ok, they are built different.

Recruiters have entered the chat

So Timmy worked 5 jobs at the same time since the age of 7. 3 years*5=15 yrs of experience. That's just hardly possible.

That’s the other video

@@Sandy-rw2fj it’s at the end of this one

Jesus is a failure

Funny our Asian pastor got canned for saying the same thing

Asian Dad: *Contacts Me On His Phone* Me: *Picks Up My Phone* What? Asian Dad: Son, your Grandparents cannot make it. Me: What!? Ok! I'm coming over! *Accelerates My Blue Aprilla Motorbike To The Hospital* *45 Mins Later* Me: Grandma! Grandpa! I'm sorry I did not come over to your place. Please forgive me? Asian Grandpa: Our Grandson we can forgive you......... *Asian Grandparents Died In Ward* Asian Dad: Mom! Dad! I'm sorry for being such a failure. Doc, is there anything that you can bring my parents back? Doctor: I cannot save them I'm sorry. Asian Mom: Ok. We won't pressure you. Me: *Angrily Left The Hospital Ward* Asian Sister: I'm sorry lil brother. Me: Until now then you apologize to me? Asian Brother: But...... Me: Shut your mouth big brother! Our sibling relationship is forever broken! Now you guys can have fun living with your Girlfriend & Boyfriend! Also, you will watch Mom & Dad when I'm not around! *Wears My Blue HJC Full Face Helmet & Gets On My Blue Aprilla Motorbike & Accelerates On The Road*

"He walked it off!"

I got HDHD and I walked it off😂

This channel gives tips on emotional damage.

Indians- no different.

Wud want to like buh can't ruin the 69 👀

Now he plays in his sleep!

"Now he plays in his sleep" lolololol

Nvm🥺

I am surprised he doesn’t play every instrument too

Chili jam! LOLOLOLOL

How this only got like 62 likes. Its from uncle roger

FUIYOH!

Today I found a Jamie Oliveoil book in my girlfriend's kitchen. It was hard, but I managed to not break up immideately. Instead, I showed her your videos. After she got enlightened we drowned the book in olive oil, burned it and made some proper egg fried rice on the fire. Our relationship was put to the test but we overcame the challenge, the ultimate proof of love.

Ayyyy uncle roger

Same.

Same,grew up as a “failure”🤣

​@@user-hc8rd8gr9d ah I did that too. good times.

Same

Same with Pakistanis

*Taking notes

@@StevenHe why do I feel like you're going to incorporate a taking poor notes joke with this as well

@@StevenHe ayo steve could you please block the bots in this thread?

@@StevenHe "You keep complaining about salt in food while timmy makes his own food from garbage bag"

@Steven Shorts 🅥 Impersonation 0_0

And Timmy did that before he's 9.

he plays in his sleep or because he's dead? that's what he got from eating orange peel and mcd

Repent to Jesus Christ ““Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes?” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭6:25‬ ‭NIV‬‬ K

😂

@@praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 Amen

HAHA

@Steven Не 🅥 am I getting hacked for clicking on this link?

@@TG-wt5yr that one is a bot

@@TG-wt5yr it’s an ice cream recipe with a rickroll in the middle.

1:52 When Steven says "He's Nine" , That was so much realistic, I watched it 0.25x.

These are realistic. As an Asian, believe me it doesn't stop 🤣

Me too my friend. Me too ❤️

Does your mom earn more than you? Audio engineer sounds so fancy.

@@sindri1447 I make as much as she does, thats the trip! 🤣

@@norabiddogz8673 at least, you're an engineer

at least you're not unemployed and dishwashing maid forever

it was probably 150 degrees celsius too

@@searlyt but, but that is even worse...

@@pedrohenrich167 thats the point, because timmy is so tough

Timmy was there before physics was invited so it could be freezing and frying, AT THAH SAME TIME!!!

I was looking for this right here!

HAHAH you are built different

American grown asian kids always come back with comparisons of the Uncles/Aunties.

unless you are super useless parents are probably doing that coz they are jealous of them or something coz they probably brag about how good their son is

Don't let her treat you like that. Parents are suppose to love you.

@Steven Не 🅥 Screw u I knew it was a rickroll Haki

it's actually ADHD lol

@@buiquangminh2415 ik

LOL

@@buiquangminh2415 r/woooosh

ok

I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on RU-vid. I already make a lot of money on RU-vid. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, ab

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Finish high school, don’t go to college

Then talk back to your mom and tell her that she's wrong and if she doesnt listen she is ignorant

*B*

HA HA imagine if it becomes another meme

@@StevenHe I think there are enough different soundbites of Asian Dad that he deserves a placeboing style remix (placeboing - the "Turn the freaking frogs gay" remix guy)

@Depp so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

@Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

hahahah please tell them that makes my day

@@StevenHe omg 😂😂

That's a lot of dedication

Basically my entire school does too

haha

His dad puts everyone to work…….poor two lions 🤣

Glad to see that I'm not the only one

Are there two lions on the IRS logo?

@@muhsalihu I think you are thinking of something else

Y didn't he say "Then y can we communicate

Wait then how does Steven's dad understand what he's saying?

@Savetion (GREATEST VIDEOS) Your videos are failures like Steven

Yes! That is one of my favorite lines from this weejio too!!🤣🤣🤣

@@asianflex he's the owner of failure management

As someone with ADHD whose immigrant dad thinks in exactly those terms, I felt so seen!!

any children will have adhd if their parents are like that

HDHD*

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

Sholin Soccor

What is roundhouse ?

@@fangfend7995 Kind of a high kick but you spin in the air while doing it

Dey so poor dey cannot afford teh termodynamix, la. Yu have dat and physics and shoes and still play like failure!

😂

I think he mean is *150 Fahrenheit degree*

@@MAXIMUM-pc1ch that's still hot lmao

150 degree kelvin 💀

Microsoft. You mean BIG HARD. BIIIGA HAAAAARRRRD!!!!

@Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

@Depp so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

"what in the cinnamon toast f***" you sure?

He must be able to practice 40 hours a day like ling ling

lol

OMG- I'm literally the same!!! I get so much pressure when I'm having my test cuz my family gives me so much frickin anxiety

Also it feels kinda awkward when your cousins are in front of you and you see their parents scolding them bc they are not as good as you... I feel bad for them😔

same man, same

So true. That's how things balance the damage scale😂

That was the most serious REAL Burn

Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio. 5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓 Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

@Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

@Steven Shorts 🅥 can I say.....WHAT DA HAIL

SAME 😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Timmy is so smart, he don't even need a brain

Timmy is so epic, he can donate his eyes and still be able to see

Underwater

😅

@Alexander David Ariado bot wouldn't see it ofcourse

That means he came to the world... BOTH WAYS.

@@Gunsmith-rj5ur BAREFOOT

Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio. 5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓 Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

Indonesian look like Indian

Genshin refrence?

Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio. 5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓 Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

@Steven Shorts 🅥 Df, I even fell for it.

@@ToddlerTornadoTomato Sucrose, was that you?😂

I would want such milk😊

hahahahahahaha

Ouch

Emotional damage 💔

if your parent ever asks you why u ugly, just say "bad genetics"

@@amoral_minority oof

Got sent to Jesus by Steven’s dad earlier. :)

verdade

@ayong💋 WHO THE HAIL CREATED YOU TO SAY THIS EVERYWHERE OKAY YOU THE REAL ONE WHO SPEAK FAILURE Ps: Steven is still a failure

@ayong💋 girl what

ok

And that's the point at which Steven's dad, backed into a corner of his own contradiction, simply pulled off his sandal and said, "I will send you to Jesus."

@@themesongfan452 lol 😂😂

He is a child and child labour is illegal. Therefore he doesn't get payed. It's all for bragging rights.

Chairs weren't invented yet

That's because Timmy had to pay for the whole village elders on livesupport. (Who did the same thing as timmy when they were young just for all of china, of course)

Finally its here

Baha

@@StevenHe in all seriousness, the skits are wonderful

I had to think about that one for a second before I court on

@ReddCinema True

But he's a DISAPPOINTMENT unemployed failure

he never does

Hello Mr. verified

Because his son is already a disappointment 💀

I have adhd lol

yuppp 🤣

Lol I thought that was the funniest part