How Asian Parents Roast Your Dreams 

That's my parents too

Genius

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Asian told me job is for money 💰 once you get the money then you can live your dream in USA your broke nowhere to go so go chase dream be homeless 😅

My too

lol

2nd

Llmao

*EmOtIoNaL DaMaGe!*

Now that's some good point.

Also, no Sex until marriage.(& maybe after too )

@@sharmilaoedai6020 that's definitely truth

@@sharmilaoedai6020 nah

Oh my gosh, that kind of thinking is way too real!!!😂🤣 As soon as I saw this as title of one of Steven's weejios, I immediately knew several things he would say. So much *_PTSD_* and *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE_* , haiyaa!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@verentyee5413 😂

hahaha

Personally I wouldn’t take that 💀

It's natural for asian parent to insult their children like that

hahahahhahaah

@@aivandergenesila Something is wrong if you're not getting insulted.

i see an e

Very fast way to teach a lesson though... Man's got a point

For dinner tonight you get Panda Express

900th like

@Wkey lightning L

That was my punishment as a kid no bed there is floor oh you want blanket should of thought of that when you said I don't give you anything 🤣 you still have roof so I'm still giving you something my parents did not mess around 🤣

That would be taking a piss and look at your reflection

@@PushStart_YT It seems every culture has a version of this.

@@Judy-mw7mo true lol

@@PushStart_YT However when sh*t hits the fan, parents always your full name in every culture.

This is too real

all that happened *back in his day*

@@isda3314 when physics wasn't invented hope you already donated to #uninvent Physics.

@@isda3314 🤣

“I was the top in the school for grades and athletics” (meanwhile they actually were pretty avg)

On one foot The other foot was starting a business

He got used to that. But food is totally different issue.

If I have no food for like 10 minutes ima turn into a crazy monkey

@Soumya Chaudhary boiiiii get that outta here

@Soumya Chaudhary failure

@微t地 Agreed

Not just Asian parents are so cruel... yet, these videos are therapeutic.

Yes not all asian parents are like this because this particular asian parent shot the vicious cycle in the head execution style. Not gonna be my dad towards my son.

Not all Asian parents are like that, but it's painful when you have to experience it. During the pandemic i lost my job and went home to stay with them, they constantly remind me of my unemployment and misery 💔 it made me more depressed

I'm sorry they think you are a failure. I disagree, and what you did for them was very kind and caring. Best wishes❤️❤️❤️

Hey I just want to say to the OP and anyone else who reads this and has parents who are disappointed in you no matter what: EFF THAT. That's effed up. I just want to validate you for that. They're your parents, but that doesn't make it right for them to treat you like that when you've done your best in this shitty world. I mean that sincerely, whether or not you feel yourself that you've achieved measurable success. Being a person is just *hard* sometimes, even without the expectations of others weighing you down. I'm sure you know that it ain't right, whatever they say or do so that you can never win, so what I really wanted to add was: if you are down on yourself for letting your parents get to you sometimes, even when you know better, don't be. Feelings are always complicated, especially when it comes to family. I'm sorry you're not valued just for yourself as a person, instead of your paycheck, resume, or life choices. You don't deserve that, and I hope you have other people in your life who DO value you just for being you.

Thanks I could not find where he said that

@@tidamrrgood5350 look harder

I'm gonna fucking use this one day, it's gonna be glorious.

this is gold

@@sixofender3478 dont, its going to be cringe if you're the one doing it

Lmao

I tip my honk to you, one goose to another

@@eelz4life565 What's wrong with it?

@@gamingnu1637 im talking about my comment

@@eelz4life565 I thought u talk about the Steven's dad joke comment

That 's some seriously high level of asian patenting.

Bro aerospace engineer that's sick but is that the one where you work on planes or rockets either way your way better than your cousin's(I don't think u should show them this comment).

Real. It's ironic when what we choose is what he actually tells us to do, and he doesn't like it if we don't get the expected results as others.

Bro at least you'll probably be making more than the lawyer in the long run considering how oversaturated the field is.

Reee - same here-

Confirmed this IS an Asian thing-

Yo this video hit close to home

My entire channel is basically my therapy classes

@@StevenHe too bad it doesn’t work😂 jkjk

@@StevenHe f

"These videos are basically my therapy classes." Therapy?! What the haayll... therapy for failures. Who's your therapist? Probably bigger failure than you. "Its just me." Yup, bigger failure than you.

Oh that part wasnt a joke

Yeah that stuff is good but it sure is expensive

So I hear

Kid's Age 9 and Asian: :.)

He forgot engineer in the wheel

Fact!

"I came to America before they invented the boat so I swam all the way here"

Forgot the claps

Not to bother y’all (like Fr) but I film skits just like Steven He but not really. Feel free to check em out. Thanks! :)

Naw I'm not

And they don't want u to have one 😂

"NO GIRLFRIEND UNTIL YOU MARRY!"

More correct is that “My friends son has a job and is married!”

@@wheresdarice3988 yeah it’s big brain time

Every Asian person has infinite cousins

Literary 666 likes

Now 777 likes

Wth now 888

now 911

@@thatguy4828 bruv , fbi bout to bust into my room :DDD

Damn

Good one 😂

@@StevenHe he got charged with too many degrees of murder

@@StevenHe That's what i was thinking too

Jail? no, not jail, DEATH ROW.

thats dedication.

Good point

My mind: OBJECTION!

Yes

redemption arc

Na kid

Low expectations actually

@@scuddybuddy2271 RU-vid translated “Na kid” to “On the kid” lol what

nononono, they say that to their failure when they're seven.

I'm only 12 im chinese and my mom said i can take care of myself already because im not a baby lol

Lawyer for me 🥲

What about Engineer?

So people fix their own car and build Their own houses

My parents are Asian. But they let me choose my job, but there's no lack of YOU FAILURE

Any other than that "IIISSS FFFAIIILUREEEEE"

I bet this will have many likes in the future

Wow verified person with no likes??

@@bobbyjacob7930 stuff you don’t see everyday

A verified person with less likes-

Hi! I watch your minecraft videos.

This was so big brain

@@captainsaber6998 😂

Nearly every actor gets the "don't be an actor" speech, at least once in their lives. Most who didn't listen, barely make a living. It's really hard to make a living as an actor because even though the pay is good, the amount of work you get is minimal. You might get 2-3 commercials a year. If they are national and run for a while, that's maybe 10k a year, maybe 15. That's great for a few gigs, comprising only a few days work, but it is not enough to live off of.

@@jstanton4561 it’s just too competitive, most just fail their auditions, even if they get a job, it’s hard to make a name for yourself if you are only background characters that don’t have much to say. And there’s no wage unless you act so, most of the time no wage

He escaped from those 95% cannot get a minimum wage

This broke me 🤣🤣

More like here is" a mirror to see how ugly you are"

😂

Yeah 😂

Like the floor💀

Oh my gosh, me too!!🤣🤣 This joke also works with other countries like Japan, Malaysia, South Korea, Taiwan, and Vietnam. I quoted it to my mom who is originally from Seoul, South Korea. She just laughed.😂

It made me think of my Vietnamese roommate in college. (Her mom got mad at the suggestion of going on a mission team back there. Really mad.)

He said he swam? My brain probably auto matched to 'I flew'

Then how are you typing

🤣

best pep talk ever. "You're a failure"

@@StevenHe failure moment

F A I L U R E

@@StevenHe bro my asian-ball coach says that pep talk. We win every game

@@StevenHe Failure 😣

NOOO

Impossible

You didn't. I literally heard it way before you commented this

FAILURE

WHAT THE HELL YOU SAYING?! FAILURE

Wat da hail.... dat not possible when physics already invented

Steven's dad did take responsibility and apologize

This channel is my therapy class

@@StevenHe -Chinese accent starts- yeah therapy too expensive they dont give 50% off discount

@@marianhee3066 it really ripoff, not good price at all, waste of money, and all just talk, talking, talking

@@StevenHe i heard therapy class get 75% off in november

@@alonnveradaepix *nowemba

Ong

@@NonsenseNemesis Bee

@@wasquash heh?

@@NonsenseNemesis Google translate, translates ur comment to bee

@@Xitten_aep LOL

P a n d a E x p r e s s

Panda Express is better than Bojangles (fill in any American fast food drive thru), which is very popular here in Durham. Pleeez gimme quick Asian food drive thru!

My mum accually roast me like this🙂

@@ayo1235 same

Both my parents say this

My parents say this to me everyday

@@lunarmelody6713 oof guys

Hahaha

@@StevenHe hahah looks like the job as a lawyer didn’t work out huh?

@@StevenHe 👍

@Ashley Alian Lol, that and a skit actor XD

Asian is not chinese Japanese and Korean people

Lol

No it's not. I've never heard that phrase before from my parents or any of my Asian friends' parents from any asian region.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I LOVE THIS

@@gsiya4023 Since 1980, Indians and all other South Asians have been classified as part of the Asian ethnic group.

lol

Did u even watch the video

Guys, this isn’t a quote It’s just something I thought off

Hehe, lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

clearly, they are FAIIILURES

@@Willdom It's He. Not Hehe.

What da heil😮

TOR browser

Had to make it 20

The "Go apply to law school" was realy the nail in the coffin on that. Laughed so hard.

Hahahaha

I’m Asian too

When Stevens dad said “you re going to be a lawyer” Steven be like “WHAT THE HELL YOU SAY, no I want to be a actor”

slap not clap

AYO THATS KINDA SUS

Oh ;>

nah my father would slap ME

@@ahumanbeing2975 my mother would slap my face off

Fr-

That's funny yet dark at the same time

Hilarious! 😂😂

I don’t think kids come with a receipt

@@cuppy...2593 It’s called a birth certificate

I just read the response in a accent

@marti....thats a good one.

Nicee

You are a king Rhiggs 👑

Definitely a true story

His dad is Jackie Chan. R.I.P

@@billyhendrix4775 ?

StUpad

He's making fun of his dad making fun of him xD

@@Umeshukitsune 😂

@@Umeshukitsune x) laughing 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣

He said himself that he’s playing himself if he was a dad

Asian Dad: Why you never be Doctor!? Asian Grandpa: Will you keep your mouth shut!? *Grabs The Cane* Asian Dad: Oh shit!

He said this is how he would see himself if he was a dad

@@lwsing exactly cuz he’s turning into his dad

"Thank you dad, by crushing my dreams you made my dream come true!"

"@@megaladon5897 are you in any way okay? He said in a video that his father was nowhere near what he depicts in his videos. Infact the father was very supportive of steven becoming a real actor irl. So you see, you need therapy for you only see the darkness in life."-Dharr man Listen to dharr man kid

@@billtan8383 😂

Wait how do you know?

He isn’t the only menace to society...

When someone gets shot, the person will not fall backwards. The force propelling them back is less than the recoil of the actual gun. In fact, the bullet may even pass through the entire body, which means that the energy of the bullet will be “used” somewhere else.

@@ethanhe8608 speaking from experience?

@@linus855 inference: theres a jet in his pfp, so, maybe he was in the military, working with guns OR has seen a gun in action. Though, its only a guess.

"emotional damage": *finally a worthy opponent*

you mean 'I will send you to jesus'

Don't forget about STEWPIT and FEILIUER