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How Batman Would Defeat Each Member Of The Justice League 

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@LordEmperorBoss
@LordEmperorBoss 3 года назад
How to beat Batman: Just tell Alfred.
@juanignaciomenendezhoussay1506
@juanignaciomenendezhoussay1506 3 года назад
No, just say... MARTHA!!
@redhoodcodm3843
@redhoodcodm3843 3 года назад
JUST TELL ALFRED 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mpiierre213
@mpiierre213 3 года назад
LOLLLLLL🤣🤣🤣
@legojoker2348
@legojoker2348 3 года назад
No tell him his taila
@mattnix2938
@mattnix2938 3 года назад
Alfred did not train him
@theangelbelow88
@theangelbelow88 3 года назад
Green Arrow: "Am I a joke to you?" Batman: "Yes"
@danielawesome36
@danielawesome36 3 года назад
"Contingency for Green Arrow: Incapacitate one of his arms." - Also Batman
@jakewiththecake2915
@jakewiththecake2915 3 года назад
Or just cut his bowstring lol
@killw0wgod818
@killw0wgod818 3 года назад
i think the arrowverse version of arrow would beat batman but in the comics he has no chance
@BadKarma1608
@BadKarma1608 3 года назад
@@killw0wgod818 The arrowverse version is weaker unless you mean in his specter mode
@LordOrwell
@LordOrwell 3 года назад
@@danielawesome36 the funny thing is that in one of the movies, "The Dark Knight Returns 2", Green Arrow only has one arm. It didn't stop him from shooting arrows, although it did slow him down quite a bit.
@user-wq7rq7qh2w
@user-wq7rq7qh2w 2 года назад
Batman actually is aware of his weaknesses and have made a recording of himself in case the other justice leage members need his help in defeating him. He said it would be best to distract him, like with taking a hostage that is his family or friend, or exploiting his endless crusade of helping the weak and innocent.
@quicksparta3955
@quicksparta3955 2 года назад
He also said, "be very careful before you try this"
@devinnall2284
@devinnall2284 Год назад
If I was Bats I'd make a plan to defeat myself then find a way to erase my memory
@SATELLITEDOWN7735
@SATELLITEDOWN7735 Год назад
Yeah but thats not really anything to work with.... because if they needed to stop batman...you would think that he wouldnt care about the weak or his family anymore.
@hberkk
@hberkk Год назад
Wtf… we are talking about batman going nuts or brainwashed and going for domination yet he thinks evil batman would still care about alfred or smth lol silly
@archazazel1855
@archazazel1855 Год назад
@@SATELLITEDOWN7735 I know right biggest controdicitiob
@landonletterman831
@landonletterman831 2 года назад
I like the school of thought that it's not that Batman doesn't view Green Arrow as a threat to have a plan against (besides breaking an arm), it's that he can't conceive of a situation where GA would become morally compromised. He'll never turn bad. That he wouldn't even be a security threat if brainwashed because he's too sociable (can you picture him walking through the halls of the Justice League *without* flagging down somebody to talk to, or flirting with a super powered lady'ma'am?), somebody would notice something wrong _immediately!_ High praise, honestly
@rei5679
@rei5679 3 года назад
Batman is the true definition of prepare for the worst and hope for the best
@DavidPintoKent
@DavidPintoKent 3 года назад
Batman is the true definition of: win who the writers wants
@TheDemonCaine
@TheDemonCaine 3 года назад
@@DavidPintoKent ?
@Arcad1010
@Arcad1010 3 года назад
@@DavidPintoKent or plot armor 😂
@peterjohnninotiania6499
@peterjohnninotiania6499 3 года назад
@@DavidPintoKent not just batman .... All of them got written while the author is drunk
@plasticpeon
@plasticpeon 3 года назад
What a joke.
@xkeysanex
@xkeysanex 3 года назад
Imagine being a literal God and getting killed by a middle aged man who dresses up as a bat
@FirestoneAnimation
@FirestoneAnimation 3 года назад
A mentally unstable cosplayer.
@Markcus003
@Markcus003 3 года назад
How fucking stupid right?
@FirestoneAnimation
@FirestoneAnimation 3 года назад
@JASON ONG MAN YI Moe Well apparently being batman cant revive his parents
@FirestoneAnimation
@FirestoneAnimation 3 года назад
@@andreiungureanu5231 But he makes people beg for death as he leaves them paralyzed and unmoving
@jojoshoot2392
@jojoshoot2392 3 года назад
Pfft
@hyp0cr1tical
@hyp0cr1tical 2 года назад
It’s also important to note that Alfred could solo the entire justice league
@danielloewen2857
@danielloewen2857 Год назад
Alfred is really the best character of them all
@captainkirk265
@captainkirk265 Год назад
@@danielloewen2857 GO ALFRED! We seriously need a Alfred appreciation special. 😁
@robert.7230
@robert.7230 Год назад
I've said this before. Alfred stays in the mansion because if he tries crime fighting he would obliterate the criminals or Gotham itself.
@Person-tk5ri
@Person-tk5ri Год назад
When he cracks out the silver platter, you know there’s gonna be trouble
@harrisonkleinjan
@harrisonkleinjan Год назад
Especially Lego Batman The Videogame Batcave Alfred
@percyjackson3885
@percyjackson3885 2 года назад
I wouldn't be surprised if Bruce had contingency plans for those plans for defeating himself and his friends. He's the type of guy who has backup plans for his backup plans.
@Awestefeld6612
@Awestefeld6612 Год назад
Bayman"s plan to deal with himself is the Justice League.
@TC_aj
@TC_aj Год назад
To backup his backup plans
@georgeprchal3924
@georgeprchal3924 3 года назад
Green Arrow: What was your plan for me? Batman: I dunno, throw you in a sack and beat you with a rake?
@peytonlanders7466
@peytonlanders7466 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@user-se8dt8mz9g
@user-se8dt8mz9g 3 года назад
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
@hlyeast4785
@hlyeast4785 3 года назад
@@peytonlanders7466 It was to disable one of his arms
@maximumforce8275
@maximumforce8275 3 года назад
You know you asmr special when batman didnt even bother to cone up with a plan for you.
@ildathet
@ildathet 3 года назад
tbf Batman has all human weaknesses, but no specific one (except maybe trauma) but one of is greatest strength is his focused mind. One like scarecrow, joker or ivy could wipe the league given the means, but batman has demonstrated a resistance against mind altering effects and proficiency in making antidotes
@troperhghar9898
@troperhghar9898 3 года назад
Robin: fire is manhunters weakness Batman: fire is everyone's weakness it's f****n fire
@mpiierre213
@mpiierre213 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheThursty100
@TheThursty100 3 года назад
The thing is though, fire would kill most others, but it won't kill the manhunter. He just wishes that he was dead, so it's an even worse weakness
@xdrawesome314x4
@xdrawesome314x4 3 года назад
Outdated info that fire weakness is no longer a thing he went up close to the sun with superman and its only in his head like a ptsd
@dionlackey798
@dionlackey798 3 года назад
Not supes
@DarkEagle-vx9hd
@DarkEagle-vx9hd 3 года назад
@@xdrawesome314x4 But if he breaks that mental block, doesn't he become Fernus the Burning?
@kilrkatt64
@kilrkatt64 Год назад
Batman actually does have a contingency for himself that isn't just relying on the rest of the Justice League. He has a robot that was designed to outmatch him in every way that combs through news 24/7 looking for signs that Batman has killed someone or gone rogue in any way. It's named Failsafe, and in some alternate universe The Penguin tricks Batman into a situation where it looks like he killed him, leading to Failsafe activating and stopping at nothing to kill Batman, even going as far as to kill several other members of the Justice League, including Superman, and does eventually kill Batman
@mahutin2
@mahutin2 Год назад
Bruh, you telling me if I hop on Twitter and lie, Failsafe will go and kill Batman? 😭
@alabamafreak
@alabamafreak Год назад
It actually doesn't kill Batman, instead it just sends him to an alternative universe
@africankakarotto8402
@africankakarotto8402 10 месяцев назад
And Alfred will reset it if it’s a false alarm, but since he died in that story, Failsafe was on go mode
@fugzymalone
@fugzymalone Год назад
i think it was really good and I think you've make the greatest videos
@SwimmyJimmy75
@SwimmyJimmy75 3 года назад
Batman isn’t a traitor. He’s just ahead of the curve -Heath Ledger’s Joker
@EnigmaEnginseer
@EnigmaEnginseer 2 года назад
@Jeff Bazinga I’m sure the Injustice universe agrees with you
@mutoka6908
@mutoka6908 2 года назад
Like is 666
@ambatukam178
@ambatukam178 2 года назад
@Jeff Bazinga He's not a villian, nor a hero, who told you if "Ah He'S a ViLiAn"
@mustangadrian5235
@mustangadrian5235 2 года назад
I am 1000th like
@studiosans7056
@studiosans7056 2 года назад
@@EnigmaEnginseer he’s kind of a anti hero in a way
@confidentmystic
@confidentmystic 3 года назад
Funny how Batman has plans to murder his friends but refuses to take down the Joker.
@ShiiroHasu
@ShiiroHasu 3 года назад
To be fair he doesn't mean to kill them, but merely incapacitate for the most part
@comebacksarecool2834
@comebacksarecool2834 3 года назад
His relationship with the joker is special to him XD
@freedomenthusiast3301
@freedomenthusiast3301 3 года назад
Whos a bigger threat gods or a clown
@kasteo332
@kasteo332 3 года назад
@@freedomenthusiast3301 id say take the clown out first since in the moment the jokers almost never doing anything good and batman has had many chances too no matter how many people the joker kill, and after killing the clown which should be easy, then think about killing the gods 😂
@San-oe1xv
@San-oe1xv 3 года назад
Batman is insane
@shawncuffee5534
@shawncuffee5534 Год назад
I personally feel the only reason batman didnt make a plan for green arrow is not just because them both being human means he has a 50/50 chance of winning vs losing against him but because he also see him as one of the ppl he’ll always have as a teammate he doesnt really need to worry about the guy with a similar backstory turning to the dark side they’re more likely to be at the apocalypse end together before they end up as enemies
@mysticeditsstuff
@mysticeditsstuff Год назад
I think Green Arrow poses the biggest threat to Batman, he is the only one who won’t underestimate Batman.
@JJ-rf7dg
@JJ-rf7dg 3 года назад
Barry Allen, " What are your superpowers again?" Bruce Wayne , " I'm rich."
@Jawzah
@Jawzah 3 года назад
I saw it coming who would be 1. when I saw who was 2.... So I have bat-prediction superpower. LOL.
@Anthyrion
@Anthyrion 3 года назад
@@Jawzah Or you watched one of his contingency plan videos that is around here on YT. That's what i did and well, the Nr. 1 wasn't so much surprising anymore. :) Also: Batman's greatest weapons aren't his gadgets. It is his superior and analysing intellect plus his readyness to do what has to be done IF one ore more League Member goes renegade
@Jawzah
@Jawzah 3 года назад
@@Anthyrion The Licensing Letter listed Marvel's Spider-Man global retail sales at $1.3 billion and Avengers at $325 million in 2013, compared with DC's Batman at $494 million and Superman at $277 million. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/superhero-earns-13-billion-a-748281 So batman is most popular out of DC heroes .. I'd list Martian Manhunter at highest threat level if "goes rogue".. Well flash is silly powerful of course too and superman would be if not for well known weaknesses and such. And sure BAtman himself is truly a threat to be taken seriously.. AS the video pointed out his mental state is questionable and he is quite resourceful - and has near superpower level of tenacity and willpower - neer gives up + cannot be killed of in mainstream DC universe = Batman "wins" always.
@Jawzah
@Jawzah 3 года назад
But MArtian Mahnuter.. HE cannot be killed of awith a flamewthower or anything let alone be depowered by simple red-wavelength spotlight (like superman).. He has "Pyrophobia" would freak out if tricked to feel/believe to be on fire.. He also has telepathy.. :O
@TheThursty100
@TheThursty100 3 года назад
Hal Jordan: "You're not just one guy in a bat costume, are you?" Batman: *holding Hals Green Lantern ring* "What's this do?"
@knoxzedlav7343
@knoxzedlav7343 3 года назад
batman: im not going to make a plan to kill you green arrow: because you like me right? batman: green arrow: because you like me right?!
@lennonade5694
@lennonade5694 2 года назад
I think I know which meme template you're thinking of lol
@captaincraig8601
@captaincraig8601 2 года назад
🤣😂🤣😂
@lancetheking7524
@lancetheking7524 2 года назад
This meme template fits this context well
@needstoast
@needstoast 2 года назад
Well I mean close but he doesn’t have a plan because he knows green arrow is pure hearted and could never turn
@lennonade5694
@lennonade5694 2 года назад
@@needstoast Oli has a super high kill count is one of the best fighters in the world and has the league of assassins at his beck and call. that's just cinematic and batman should still make a plan
@Hollowdude15
@Hollowdude15 Год назад
This was a awesome video man and have a good day everybody :]
@IveBeenWithBruma
@IveBeenWithBruma Год назад
I think out of every member of the League that Bruce had a plan for and why Green Arrow never did was do to Green Arrow's incorruptible nature. The dude never turned bad no matter how far south events went. He was truly a selfless individual.
@0m39adauz7
@0m39adauz7 3 года назад
Everyone else: How could you have plans to kill me?! Would you expect us to kill you if you went bad? Batman: YES
@richard4975
@richard4975 3 года назад
Wow
@Wildstone-jf1he
@Wildstone-jf1he 3 года назад
Also Batman: oh you don’t know how huh here lemme tell you guys how
@lmpuIsee
@lmpuIsee 3 года назад
@@Wildstone-jf1he if he said that they’d prepare for the plan
@kefkamadman
@kefkamadman 3 года назад
@@lmpuIsee You can't prepare for Batman. It'd be like preparing for a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris; you know it's coming, you know you're screwed, you know you're dead, and there ain't anything you can do about it.
@a1obbr630
@a1obbr630 3 года назад
They don't need to prepare for batman .. all they need to do is Punch him .. boom he dead .. lol .. simple
@potatoman5498
@potatoman5498 3 года назад
"Be polite, be professional, have a plan to kill everyone you meet" - Isaac Newton
@siranonymous_3757
@siranonymous_3757 3 года назад
I GET THE REFERENCE
@selloutplayss1925
@selloutplayss1925 3 года назад
"I got it i understood that reference" - Benjamin Franklin
@StephenAFT
@StephenAFT 3 года назад
James Mattis
@theoxygengoblin2004
@theoxygengoblin2004 3 года назад
"Snipping's a good job, mate" -Lee Harvey Oswald
@themalcahtwinz4743
@themalcahtwinz4743 3 года назад
-sniper tf2
@LargeFriesChocoShake
@LargeFriesChocoShake 2 года назад
The Dark Knights metal series is really cool when it comes to showing how an evil Batman would kill the Justice League members. In Batman Red Death, Batman goes mad from losing everyone he cares about and he goes after Flash to steal his abilities and he catches him by killing all of his rogues and stealing their weapons and abilities and shit. In Batman Devastator he injects himself with Doomsday's DNA and he pummels an evil Superman to death, in Batman Drowned the atlanteans attack and she mutates herself to have gills and shit and kills Aquaman by spearing him through the heart with his own trident. Highly recommend it, there are many more Batmen in the Dark Knights Metal comic series
@daraghokane4236
@daraghokane4236 2 года назад
If they ever make a jusice league show they should build up to tower of babale and in one episode have batman interagate flash rouges ask how captain cold could fight the flash and just write that down, barry doesn't know he is takeing his advice. His anti flash plan should be pay the rouges
@JoNarDLoLz
@JoNarDLoLz 2 года назад
The fac that Batman puts a contingency plan against himself, while not having one for Green Arrow is such a baller move
@Duck_Norris
@Duck_Norris 3 года назад
Batman: trust is good, distrust is better.
@husnainali2050
@husnainali2050 3 года назад
Believe me distrust is always better
@zeroakira584
@zeroakira584 3 года назад
Justice league. The best awol assurance policy for Batman.
@Nuki_Ventures
@Nuki_Ventures 3 года назад
@@husnainali2050 u iô
@mad.chicken
@mad.chicken 3 года назад
"I'm not don't believe you, I just don't like you."
@tripwire4727
@tripwire4727 3 года назад
When did batman EVER say trust is good?! 🙉🙉🙉
@flamingfox1454
@flamingfox1454 3 года назад
Bruh one time Batman Wonder Woman and Superman all touched the Lasso of truth so they can reveal there true identity and he said Batman
@ibrahimjavaid1253
@ibrahimjavaid1253 3 года назад
He has superhuman intelligence
@charlesn898
@charlesn898 3 года назад
Well he didn't lie...
@BenjaMan64
@BenjaMan64 3 года назад
Yes. Bruce Wayne died with his parents. Only Batman remained. The Bruce Wayne people see in the present is a mask Batman uses.
@007dhruv3
@007dhruv3 3 года назад
He who?
@faieziabubakar207
@faieziabubakar207 3 года назад
Well he is not lying
@vortega472
@vortega472 Год назад
Love the original 'Tower of Babel' story by Mark Waid - I remember that Batman won Villian of the year in the 'Wizard' magazine year end awards (though they mentioned that that year was pretty lackluster for villians).
@debamchakraborty1143
@debamchakraborty1143 3 года назад
After seeing Omni-Man from 'Invincible', Batman has all rights to have these contingency plans.
@nont18411
@nont18411 3 года назад
And that’s how the narrative works. The modern media are so obsessed with “evil” Superman because the writers never trust that a very powerful being like Clark could be a force for good. That’s why we got Brightburn, Homelander, Plutonian, Omni-Man and Injustice Superman to the point that general audience root for Lex Luthor (a literal villain) and Batman (a backstabber who’s willing to murder his friends but not the Joker).
@El-de6nj
@El-de6nj 3 года назад
i wouldn't say that batman is a backstabber. He's surrounded by countless beings with way more raw power than him. Anybody with that amount of power is deemed a threat. in a world where aliens, mins control, etc., are horrifically common, it's completely reasonable to have a plan if anything ever goes wrong.
@KimbaLemur
@KimbaLemur 2 года назад
@@nont18411 The funny thing batman made something that killed so many people. Im not joking.. It's called OMAC. Many metahumans didnt live.
@a.t.t.g8359
@a.t.t.g8359 2 года назад
@@nont18411 to be fair to batman, his friends get brainwashed or mind controlled every other week
@Hensley_Jb
@Hensley_Jb 2 года назад
@@nont18411 everyone in injustice was disgusting
@astropunch7708
@astropunch7708 3 года назад
The fact that Batman thinks Green Arrow is less of a threat than Plastic Man, that’s really saying something
@zl3791
@zl3791 3 года назад
well plastic man is actually incredibly powerful so it's not really surprising. Also, there is no way green arrow can be a threat to batman.
@trepapi6539
@trepapi6539 3 года назад
Why not? They are essentially the same character. Batman just dresses better.
@zl3791
@zl3791 3 года назад
@@trepapi6539 Did you seriously just ask that lol. Let's see, Batman is more experienced, better trained, is a much better combatant, is way smarter, is richer and has access to better and more resources, is physically superior and is pretty much superior in every category. They have similarities given that they're humans who used their wealth to become superheroes despite not having any powers but that's where the similarities end. In a fight, Batman would demolish Green Arrow and he'd do so very casually.
@zl3791
@zl3791 3 года назад
@@trepapi6539 Don't let the Arrow show fool you, Green Arrow is nowhere near Batman's level. I doubt he's even in the top 20 best combatants in the DC Comics.
@trepapi6539
@trepapi6539 3 года назад
@@zl3791 I don't watch the show I was just using their similar formulas for comparison. Batman us a way more popular character which is why he seems more talented but really he just looks cooler. If you check out their Wikipedia pages (i know its not the best source) it will show how similar they are written.
@underdog_empire
@underdog_empire Год назад
I think the whole situation with Green Arrow is basically a subtle nod saying that the same tactics that would be used on Batman can be used for Green Arrow as well.
@mixedbaggamer
@mixedbaggamer Год назад
I've always thought of it as a mutual agreement between all parties understanding that Batman is as deadly as he is intelligent just as the rest of the Justice League is deadly as they are powerful... except green Arrow
@kartushkaportato8301
@kartushkaportato8301 Год назад
The actor for the green arrow tv show is hotter than any batman actor (IMO).
@dillonparker2082
@dillonparker2082 Год назад
@@kartushkaportato8301 butthurt green lantern fan
@kartushkaportato8301
@kartushkaportato8301 Год назад
@@dillonparker2082 you missed an important part there, "green arrow" green lantern is dogshit
@tycol322
@tycol322 3 года назад
It's bad when a villain says your plan to take out cyborg is "pretty evil"
@demetrioshilton2401
@demetrioshilton2401 3 года назад
Lmao got out eviled before his own eyes
@jojoshoot2392
@jojoshoot2392 3 года назад
Lmao
@Cartman4wesome
@Cartman4wesome 3 года назад
“You let Dent take your place. Even for a guy like me, that’s cruel” - Heath Ledger’s Joker.
@camblycreeper7999
@camblycreeper7999 3 года назад
It also bad when it comes from a Literall Amoral Animal that eats people! that's like a Mortal Kombat developer saying "Maybe that's a little too brutal...."
@wastedpaladin6319
@wastedpaladin6319 3 года назад
considering it was Killer Croc who said that too, says a lot as well
@remakethestars2683
@remakethestars2683 3 года назад
EVERYONE: Batman's super paranoid. ME: If I was surrounded by that many superpowered beings every day and lived in a world were mind control and possession were that easy, I'd be planning for dealing with them too. That ain't paranoia; that's just common sense.
@kndall5959
@kndall5959 3 года назад
You should want a plan when a guy who can split a planet with a punch gets pissed off.
@Unknownrandomdude
@Unknownrandomdude 3 года назад
@@kndall5959 Who?
@kndall5959
@kndall5959 3 года назад
@Lövenge Genesis Stop projecting. I'm not worked up, so I don't need to "calm down". Depending on which iteration of Superman you get, he is capable of splitting a planet with a punch.
@shashwatdarshan8324
@shashwatdarshan8324 3 года назад
Yep and the other reason could be actually he have amazon prime. Where he see the boys series which make him realize of his own team 😀
@shaqjuice420
@shaqjuice420 3 года назад
@Lövenge Genesis clearly you know jack shit about superman, he could fly to the center of the sun, chill there for a bit, come back and do exactly as suggested. Man can lift INFINITE mass!!! You dont think he can take out a planet???? Come on lmao
@georgeclyde7904
@georgeclyde7904 Год назад
Well done!!
@cptpropane
@cptpropane 2 года назад
7:25 Justice Buster also had world's fastest super computer installed in it which was able to calculate Flash's movements so Batman could land one exact blow on him and knock poor guy out. And small red suns in suit's knuckles. Yes. Don't ask how.
@fishyfishking7906
@fishyfishking7906 3 года назад
Rule of thumb: The more prep-time the more likely it is that batman wins.
@baitornot4697
@baitornot4697 3 года назад
100% true, he can always win if he has the time
@bryansuralta592
@bryansuralta592 3 года назад
I don't know. Give Superman some prep time to plan.
@takethat863
@takethat863 3 года назад
Superman dosen't need prep time he can 300feet away and blast batman batman is the most overrated superhero ever
@mihnea9759
@mihnea9759 3 года назад
@@takethat863 fax
@W2ATL
@W2ATL 3 года назад
Yep, he's Bill Bellicheck/Nick Saban like that.
@jeansalomon8225
@jeansalomon8225 3 года назад
Batmans plan to defeat Green Arrow: Throw a batarang at him.
@frankjohn6648
@frankjohn6648 3 года назад
Or smoke bomb and a explosive batarang
@coldassassin101
@coldassassin101 3 года назад
Green arrow have no super suits and Batman does have super suits lol
@spec_wasted
@spec_wasted 3 года назад
Nope he had a plan, he decided just to break any one of Arrow's hands
@camblycreeper7999
@camblycreeper7999 3 года назад
Agamino Contingency notes: "Green arrow: Break an arm... that's it..."
@sebastiangamboa4586
@sebastiangamboa4586 3 года назад
*dodges it*
@HiroIndo16
@HiroIndo16 2 года назад
1. be the most valuable IP of DC comics 2. watch the writers struggle to find the logic for you beating a literal god
@deputyrook6232
@deputyrook6232 2 года назад
reporter: "so what are your powers?" Superman: "flight, super speed, super strength, freeze breath, laser eyes, and probably a few other things i'm forgetting." flash: "i'm so fast even teleportation is slower." wonder woman: "super strength, super speed, super agility, combat training." green lantern: "i have this ring that essentially lets me will objects into existence." martian manhunter: "invisibility, telekenisis, telepathy, shape shifting, flight, ..." cyborg: "i'm a cyborg, what else do you want me to say?" aquaman: "super strength, breathing underwater, super fast swimming, communicating with fish, etc" plasticman: "i can morph my body into whatever i want." batman: "I-" reporter: "wait, i thought batman and green arrow didn't have any powers." green arrow: "i'm ridiculously good with a bow." batman: "i'm fluent in 69 420 ways of kicking everyone's asses." reporter: "haha, good joke." everyone - batman: *silently and slowly shake their heads* reporter: "that was a joke ... right?" batman: *absolute sh!t eating grin*
@bamantioindrahidayat1165
@bamantioindrahidayat1165 2 года назад
You forgot that Hal Jordan literally said "you don't just any guy who wear bat suit?didn't you!"
@rollnut4175
@rollnut4175 3 года назад
He could also defeat cyborg by unplugging his ethernet
@px2a
@px2a 3 года назад
lmao
@Avi-rt8jy
@Avi-rt8jy 3 года назад
Learn to spell
@industrialtrashbin2022
@industrialtrashbin2022 3 года назад
@@Avi-rt8jy something wrong with his spelling?
@Clippers23
@Clippers23 3 года назад
@@Avi-rt8jy bro thought it was internet
@shanelife3279
@shanelife3279 3 года назад
😂
@liamklein2262
@liamklein2262 3 года назад
"I could be a planetary threat if I wanted to." "Of course you could, dear."
@joshreeves1036
@joshreeves1036 3 года назад
Considering the batman who laughs wiped out the human race, yes. Yes he could.
@calvinsquire3188
@calvinsquire3188 3 года назад
@@joshreeves1036 right it’s almost as if he takes Batman for a joke
@vibez2806
@vibez2806 3 года назад
@@joshreeves1036 cause of plot, that is batman in a nutshell
@vibez2806
@vibez2806 3 года назад
@JAYDEN HERRERA he is smart but that means jack all with people like the flash whose brain is faster than a super computer. He should be able to think of plans that batman have in less than a second The problem with batman is that to make him win, they nerf every hero he fights
@vibez2806
@vibez2806 3 года назад
@JAYDEN HERRERA I just used 1 example. Plus what you said back don't even focus on what I was saying. I was talking about when the flash fights batman. Either ways I can give a bunch of examples so again the only thing batman have going for him is plot that the writer gives him cause people like that he is human going against these people
@Twitch_Fox
@Twitch_Fox Год назад
"Supes knows Batman has SOMETHING made of kyptonite on him." Uh, my guy... Superman flat out GAVE Batman kryptonite for the sole purpose of being the ONLY one he trusts to take him down if he went rogue.
@markhunter3533
@markhunter3533 Год назад
Or, batman knew Oliver would never be an enemy. That is how much he trusts him.
@noblebenson894
@noblebenson894 3 года назад
The Batman who laughs is proof that if Batman really wants to mess everyone up he can with no problems.
@Halfort57
@Halfort57 3 года назад
Mainly because everybody around him are idiots
@jerryswrd1262
@jerryswrd1262 3 года назад
Yes
@sokmean6467
@sokmean6467 3 года назад
reee reee lol batman who laugh is literally multi universal right now lol.
@steel2268
@steel2268 3 года назад
@reee reee true, but their to much of good people to just randomly do that
@justaguywithagoodphoto4801
@justaguywithagoodphoto4801 3 года назад
@reee reee plot armor in DC in the fucked up timelines has no plot armor
@MrLenny9999
@MrLenny9999 2 года назад
I thought the video started „hello you beatable people“ LMAOOOOOO 😂😂
@Neutral_Tired
@Neutral_Tired Год назад
terrifying fact about Aquaman. The human brain has some similarities to a fish brain, it's not enough that he can control people but he can basically give you a stroke at his whim
@captloki13
@captloki13 3 года назад
The only reason why Batman allows the Justice League to exist is to keep him in check
@Halfort57
@Halfort57 3 года назад
Apparently, the Batman Who Laughs taught us that the Justice League does NOT keep their trophies in check. So every confiscated artifact from villains is held 100% functional and loaded in their warehouse. So keeping Batman in check means shit since could easily access those weapons to kill of all the Justice League
@sirsplintfastthepungent1373
@sirsplintfastthepungent1373 3 года назад
@@Halfort57 that's bc the only thing in the universe that is powerful enough to keep Batman in check is Alfred Pennyworth.
@OMGanger
@OMGanger 3 года назад
That’s why I allow nukes to exist
@Jbluez1
@Jbluez1 3 года назад
Well, also because they are friends and he’s not THAT psychotic.
@Speedracer6
@Speedracer6 3 года назад
And yet we see how well that works whenever batman goes evil and solos the justice league. So really, batman needs a new plan at this rate.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад
The best super power isn't money, or intelligence. It's plot armor.
@thonystark4423
@thonystark4423 3 года назад
Damn bro that's mad funny
@c.nroadconstruction9963
@c.nroadconstruction9963 3 года назад
Welcome back 😯
@battleofthelegos7196
@battleofthelegos7196 3 года назад
lmao
@Unknownrandomdude
@Unknownrandomdude 3 года назад
Just Some Guy without a Mustache I basically see you everywhere.
@sleepytoons
@sleepytoons 3 года назад
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
@yosoydave8521
@yosoydave8521 2 года назад
so he could permanently cripple super humans and practically gods, some in a very inhumane and cruel way, but can't keep an insane clown in jail or an asylum... ok makes perfect sense
@urmomssidechicklol
@urmomssidechicklol 2 года назад
0:14 Dead pool- oh ok then-
@Senpai_B
@Senpai_B 3 года назад
Batman is the glue for the Justice League. Without him they won’t be so cohesive
@arian1495
@arian1495 3 года назад
Totally
@TheD3ADZ0N3
@TheD3ADZ0N3 3 года назад
The CW be like: who?
@legolad7490
@legolad7490 3 года назад
That don’t make sense
@dust6062
@dust6062 3 года назад
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@dust6062
@dust6062 3 года назад
@@arian1495 iiiiiii>iiiiii>>iiiiiiiiiiiii>>iiiiii
@ElectricPeaPlayz
@ElectricPeaPlayz 3 года назад
Batman: I'm an uncountable amount of parallel universes ahead of you.
@brandonevers792
@brandonevers792 3 года назад
8lo
@yeetmcyeetalot5979
@yeetmcyeetalot5979 3 года назад
Batman: I even had a contingency plan for facing evil version of our selves from Parallel universes
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553
@@yeetmcyeetalot5979 batman who laugh: l casually counter this with my ultra plan
@yeetmcyeetalot5979
@yeetmcyeetalot5979 Год назад
@@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Batman who laughs: *laughs*
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553
@@yeetmcyeetalot5979 darkest knight:"laugh in nigh-omnipotent
@suave.saldana
@suave.saldana 2 года назад
One way to distract Batman is a simulation of which he is constantly solving a case, that’s a bit close to him in which he’ll be so distracted that he might not be able to realize he’s in the sim unless he’s thinking subconsciously
@ImprismedAlan
@ImprismedAlan 2 года назад
this is literally just the agamemnon contingency extended into 10-11 minutes
@thegamerator10
@thegamerator10 3 года назад
Batman: *has plans to kill each of the members of the Justice League if they ever went rogue* Also Batman: *refuses to kill the Joker, the most dangerous criminal in Gotham City*
@AbyssReflex
@AbyssReflex 3 года назад
Underrated comment^
@southbayforce036
@southbayforce036 3 года назад
Super being > clown
@ethanheard9208
@ethanheard9208 3 года назад
Because hes the worst in one city, these would be world shattering villains if they went rogue
@Markcus003
@Markcus003 3 года назад
@@ethanheard9208 that's a big IFs.
@riddhimandas4458
@riddhimandas4458 3 года назад
@@Markcus003 + bats plans were not for killing. and if he kills a human or some sentient being from earth he will become the batman who laughs.
@Eddies_Channel
@Eddies_Channel 3 года назад
Friends are just enemies that haven’t attacked yet
@Yesdfi
@Yesdfi 3 года назад
- Itachi Uchiha
@Eddies_Channel
@Eddies_Channel 3 года назад
Those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.
@ringwormboy1575
@ringwormboy1575 3 года назад
Those who pour milk before their cereal are the worst of the worst - Bob Duncan
@eeveryone9951
@eeveryone9951 3 года назад
r/cringequotes
@Eddies_Channel
@Eddies_Channel 3 года назад
@@ringwormboy1575 those who use water are the lowest of the low
@connornoiles2447
@connornoiles2447 Год назад
Batman probably expects Clark to have his own plans to deal with a evil Batman
@Kingtheodeleon
@Kingtheodeleon 11 месяцев назад
Amazing
@JamesBond-mm3iu
@JamesBond-mm3iu 3 года назад
The batman who laughs shows just how powerful batman truly could be.
@blesskonquer
@blesskonquer 2 года назад
Wait now? 😅
@jonathanrosado5652
@jonathanrosado5652 2 года назад
@@blesskonquer he killed wonder women flash,cyborg,green latern,every one,but superman cuz he ran away cuz he was scared,the batman who laughs wanted to take over the muti verse,and he did by killing dr manhhaten and talking his powers,look up the darkest knight,its the strongest bat man every made.also went to diffrent earths and killed other batmans as well...
@cheeseburgerkid7771
@cheeseburgerkid7771 2 года назад
what about the darkest knight
@NoobryYT
@NoobryYT 2 года назад
@@cheeseburgerkid7771 they're the same person.
@jonathanrosado5652
@jonathanrosado5652 Год назад
@Crispy N Crunchy i know there the same person though
@candygirl4life
@candygirl4life 3 года назад
"And number 1 Batman, bet you didn't see this one coming did you" ME: "I did, I did"
@JohnSmith-ex8iw
@JohnSmith-ex8iw 3 года назад
I knew as soon as I saw Supes on the number 2 slot
@laurahugillofficial
@laurahugillofficial 3 года назад
It wasn’t surprising at all.
@acedynamite143
@acedynamite143 2 года назад
I like the thumbnail
@Kevin-og1zx
@Kevin-og1zx Год назад
Batman's trust issues are so bad he doesn't even trust himself
@mohamed-degkayse7265
@mohamed-degkayse7265 3 года назад
I remember reading a comic where the justice league was infected by Joker's toxin and batman used every tool in his disposal just keep himself alive. He came out with broken bones.
@mattheston9132
@mattheston9132 3 года назад
BROKEN BOOOOOOOOOOOOONES
@ascendant-_-gorilla2400
@ascendant-_-gorilla2400 3 года назад
sheesh
@MagikarpMan
@MagikarpMan 3 года назад
He probably wasn’t prepared, and the fact that he basically fought gods and still came out alive days a lot
@froopnoops4505
@froopnoops4505 3 года назад
@@mattheston9132 Regualr show?
@mattheston9132
@mattheston9132 3 года назад
@@froopnoops4505 Hell yeah
@animeteethies5869
@animeteethies5869 3 года назад
Batman is literally so broken. He is a human and literally can beat people with the most overpowered abilities like that's why I love him. And the way his enemies fear him because he isn't afraid to break bones and brutalize them, especially when he goes by a no killing code
@aka4saad228
@aka4saad228 3 года назад
People say “Batman is just a dude with a suit who’s rich and can’t beat the Joker” but the truth is Bruce Wayne is dead Batman isn’t the same rich dude he’s fear Batman is vengeance he’s the one everyone fears at the night the people who say Batman is weak and stuff clearly don’t know anything about him
@rinezbs
@rinezbs 3 года назад
@@aka4saad228 batman isn't weak but he's heavily protected with plot armour
@aka4saad228
@aka4saad228 3 года назад
@@rinezbs Not always thought most times he’s just too smart
@jerry3020
@jerry3020 3 года назад
@@rinezbs hes always aware of what people can do to him he knows hes just a human being surrounded by gods so he always has a back up plan, he even knew about the radion bullet to defeat darkseid the justice leagues biggest threat
@Ninjersey1
@Ninjersey1 3 года назад
@@aka4saad228 that’s why DC is trash cuz there’s no regular man like that in marvel who can take out Thor or Hulk,Scarlet witch,not even Mr.Fantastic can pull that off lol plot armor at its finest it’s comical “Because he’s Batman” 😂
@-_Atomix_-
@-_Atomix_- Год назад
everybody gangsta until batman accidentally uses the pink kryptonite instead of the green one while fighting superman.
@lonersq
@lonersq 2 года назад
But why is green lantern so underrated in general???
@BergerTime2587
@BergerTime2587 Год назад
Cause people who write them outside of their comics, has no respect or knowledge of how powerful they really are, so they make them joke characters. Plus doesn’t help that they have to many Green Lanterns from Earth. They were heading in a good direction by making Kyle a White Lantern and Guy a Red Lantern, then they changed them back to Green Lanterns.
@PHSDM104
@PHSDM104 3 года назад
Best scene in Justice League: Doom. Right after the league finds out about Batman's plans. Superman: None of us would ever do that to you. Batman: Then, you're damned fools. Me: Well...
@arhumtariq9455
@arhumtariq9455 3 года назад
@@DealXGaming he was wrong on the joker part in injustice
@treycavendish740
@treycavendish740 3 года назад
The batman who laughed tower of babel one where he goes insane and the other he's mind controlled and he still single handedly kicks the justice league *ss add into his contingency plan is the justice league wonderful plan for my favorite character he seems to miss the small things like he has the plans to take down the league if he ever Turned
@KillerArmyStyle
@KillerArmyStyle 3 года назад
@@treycavendish740 But Batman Who Laughs is just one time where it didn't work. There are like 10 to 20 other times when Batman was mind-controlled and was taken down by the Justice League easily. You just gonna ignore those?
@adamhogan5442
@adamhogan5442 3 года назад
@GGR Makes I mean do they really need one for batman I can think of two justice league members that batman alone would have completely no way of winning flash and shazam if either of them really wanted to beat bat's they could do it in a heart beat
@ShiranuiLoki
@ShiranuiLoki 3 года назад
Anime MC: We can't die, we have plot armor. Batman: Hold my Batarang.
@Nanocide_9
@Nanocide_9 3 года назад
goku: Ha death is a joke
@achapotachadabapot
@achapotachadabapot 3 года назад
@@Nanocide_9 shubaru seems more fit to say that line
@noxXxnocti
@noxXxnocti 3 года назад
Literally everyone has plot amor in comics. Lex has survived even worse shit done to him and no one brings that up ._. Besides does death really mean anything in the DC universe? It's even less of a consequence than Dragon Ball.
@Tethloach1
@Tethloach1 3 года назад
plot armor exist in most stories, comics, movies, tv shows.
@copper7593
@copper7593 3 года назад
Lololololol
@WaterStar2398
@WaterStar2398 Год назад
0:30 plastic man is telling Batman off and Batman is like “🙎🏻‍♂️”
@Aegon1
@Aegon1 2 года назад
I remember in Teen Titans vs the Justice League just before he, superman, and Wonderwoman were about to be possessed by trigon, Batman, the mortal of the three, had enough willpower to stick a knock out serum in his leg to make sure he wouldn’t be possessed and try to kill the titans
@batcrit
@batcrit 3 года назад
It’s hilarious that Batman didn’t create a plan for green arrow but he created a plan for himself.
@putrakacak5994
@putrakacak5994 3 года назад
He never considered a green arrow a threat Green arrow:.......how could you
@theimprovedbore550
@theimprovedbore550 3 года назад
tbf all youd really need to do is break both his arms
@batcrit
@batcrit 3 года назад
@@theimprovedbore550 You could do the same for batman
@Ulekius
@Ulekius 3 года назад
@@batcrit tbh, he might have a plan for if someone broke his arms. He has loads of money and gadgets available
@NiieeeRr
@NiieeeRr 3 года назад
and here comes the batman who laugh XD
@goodfella2057
@goodfella2057 3 года назад
I like how he said that cyborg would destroy Batman's "human form" implying that Batman won't even be stopped if he's killed lmao.
@kiritadoshi
@kiritadoshi 3 года назад
Well batman did record these tactics for others to be able to use if he himself can’t. He’s pretty adamant about being a thorn in their side even after death lmao
@serious_mood_rig7511
@serious_mood_rig7511 2 года назад
In one of the Dark DC comics Batman made an AI of Alfred, who's to say he can't make one of himself
@AMZingHADES
@AMZingHADES 2 года назад
@@serious_mood_rig7511 Who's to say he doesn't already have one?
@BrottenGuy
@BrottenGuy 2 года назад
Other than Simon’s wrestling videos (who is THE SINGLE GREATEST HOST WC has EVER had!), Jules videos are the only WhatCulture videos I can ever watch, anymore.
@ORIWA-ANIME
@ORIWA-ANIME 2 года назад
“Maybe get Alfred to poison his toast” LMAO
@ReaperCaliber
@ReaperCaliber 3 года назад
I mean here Green Arrow, I'll make a quick one for you: "Cut off an arm" There, happy? We've planned for when you try to destroy the worlds with arrows.
@mrrobotreads
@mrrobotreads 3 года назад
(Smiles in Dark Knight Returns)
@erwinthedodo9205
@erwinthedodo9205 3 года назад
I like to think the reason that batman didn't make a plan for green arrow is because he trusted him not to go crazy with power, since he didn't really have one to begin with
@alphanoodle1877
@alphanoodle1877 2 года назад
Green arrow is basically batman but instead took up a bow instead of being bigger brain
@rdtiel
@rdtiel 2 года назад
I think batman did have a plan It was to break his arms
@chrissingleton8875
@chrissingleton8875 2 года назад
@@rdtiel I've heard this too. Break both his arms. He specifically has to break both cos he'll still be a threat with one arm
@KarmicDJ
@KarmicDJ 2 года назад
Nah the reason is because green arrow is basically just a strong human who can use a bow really well so not that big of a threat
@LS-wy4bk
@LS-wy4bk 2 года назад
@@KarmicDJ batman doesnt even have a bow lol
@humanbean9370
@humanbean9370 Год назад
"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." - Sniper Team Fortress 2
@SarenDracul
@SarenDracul Год назад
Well it was said that the plan to deal with BatMan made by BatMan was this “While he is a great detective, he is only human, his constant need to serve justice is his weakness take hostages especially those close to him, it will cause him to prioritize then over himself letting whoever deal with him”
@legobatmanguy6439
@legobatmanguy6439 3 года назад
Batman: I Made the plans For our and the world's safety. The Batman who Laughs: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
@Heavenly_Father
@Heavenly_Father 3 года назад
Other members of the Justice League: Beings with extraordinary power Batman: He is godamn mothaf'ing Batman. Winner: Batman
@Charziken909
@Charziken909 3 года назад
Brain>Braun
@veronicawilliamson4526
@veronicawilliamson4526 3 года назад
@@Charziken909 ?
@thatrandomguy1849
@thatrandomguy1849 3 года назад
@@Charziken909 Brian
@pikkagtr1942
@pikkagtr1942 3 года назад
don't forget his super power is he's RICH
@Slapstick_Editz
@Slapstick_Editz 3 года назад
@@pikkagtr1942 and smort
@christophergray5537
@christophergray5537 2 года назад
Alfred poisoning his toast is definitely how he’d go out.
@MrRevan991
@MrRevan991 2 года назад
you should check out the video for the agamemno contingency its awesome its narrated by batman and its exactly this batman describing how he can take down the other members of the JL
@thedisliked5365
@thedisliked5365 3 года назад
plot twist: Bruce's parents were becoming evil and he had a plan to frame their deaths on a random thug and become a buff superhero with their inheritance money if they did become evil.
@zoloko911
@zoloko911 2 года назад
Lmfaoo
@steventonche1037
@steventonche1037 2 года назад
@@zoloko911 so he was the villain all along? Nice.
@zoloko911
@zoloko911 2 года назад
@@steventonche1037 what?
@NightSide1349
@NightSide1349 2 года назад
@@steventonche1037 what?
@juansostre456
@juansostre456 2 года назад
No he it was his plan to kill his parents because they became evil
@daviddejesus3391
@daviddejesus3391 3 года назад
Manhunter is one of the most op, under used character in the JL
@powerlessnessu1897
@powerlessnessu1897 3 года назад
No cap
@MyRegardsToTheDodo
@MyRegardsToTheDodo 3 года назад
Probably because he's too powerful. You'd need very powerful enemies to get an interesting story.
@maloukadaknou153
@maloukadaknou153 3 года назад
Yeah man
@samuelbankston2108
@samuelbankston2108 3 года назад
I feel like they do him like marvel sentry and the hulk maybe. They keep him out a lot of stories because it would be short if he was there
@illidan2425
@illidan2425 3 года назад
Well no if u light a match he will disintegrate
@elevated4110
@elevated4110 2 года назад
still the most catchy intro ive ever heard
@jimmynajjar183
@jimmynajjar183 2 года назад
Nice Mouse Pointer at 9:40 lol
@mr.potatoaim2460
@mr.potatoaim2460 3 года назад
"Your greatest enemy is yourself." "Trust no one not even yourself." "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
@J_M_V_0164
@J_M_V_0164 3 года назад
Keep your friends rich keep your enemies rich, find out later which is which
@yourboymason9375
@yourboymason9375 3 года назад
"If you know yourself and your enemy, you need not fear the result of 100 battles. If you know your enemy yet not yourself, for every victory you also suffer a defeat. If you know not your enemy and yourself, you will never win a battle" -Sun Tzu, "The art of war" (Also sorry if that's not the direct quote I'm copying from memory lol)
@RaldML
@RaldML 3 года назад
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@odeszaa
@odeszaa 3 года назад
“I could be a planetary threat if I wanted to.” “Of course you could, dear” always makes me laugh lol
@damarimccall1023
@damarimccall1023 2 года назад
The batman who laughs gotta be the most deadly batman threats in the dc universe
@dw7704
@dw7704 Год назад
I remember a story where Supes gave Bats Kryptonite in case it was needed, yeah it was Superman’s idea in that sfory
@animefightclub9454
@animefightclub9454 3 года назад
How Batman would Defeat each member's of Justice league . Because he is BATMAN
@shashwatdarshan8324
@shashwatdarshan8324 3 года назад
Bacause hes batman
@LawrenceDw
@LawrenceDw 3 года назад
Because he is Batman 😂
@ramratanpadhy7772
@ramratanpadhy7772 3 года назад
Because I'm BATMAN
@LawrenceDw
@LawrenceDw 3 года назад
@@dr.greasehair5660 yes it is
@macmckenzie4365
@macmckenzie4365 3 года назад
@@dr.greasehair5660 it is u noob
@intotheindievods8821
@intotheindievods8821 3 года назад
The cool thing is that you can look up audio for his contingency plans, where he goes over potential ways to beat a rogue JL member. For Green Arrow, he suggests that immobilizing an arm would be enough to get the upper hand
@vhp99
@vhp99 Год назад
That's just a fan made video doing an audio compilation
@xfrianimations1354
@xfrianimations1354 2 года назад
6:20 oh great. Batman made a gun, if only it shot things WAY faster than light so it would have a CHANCE to hit the flash
@IamQUUMing
@IamQUUMing 2 года назад
This is why Batman is the most Terrifying
@TheOmegaRiddler
@TheOmegaRiddler 3 года назад
In the special features of Justice League Doom, Batman actually gives us his weaknesses which Bain exploited in the movie. His parents.
@leonardobraynen1524
@leonardobraynen1524 3 года назад
U mean animated?
@PHSDM104
@PHSDM104 3 года назад
@@leonardobraynen1524 Just his family in general.
@dionlackey798
@dionlackey798 3 года назад
That's not his weakness, it's an exploitation but not a weakness
@Blue_Streak_Studios
@Blue_Streak_Studios 3 года назад
Green arrow: *immobilize one of his arms*
@Jazzer995
@Jazzer995 3 года назад
@@Blue_Streak_Studios Didn't stop him in Dark Knight Returns
@youngsirzo
@youngsirzo 3 года назад
Batman just has to find a way to takeoff Cyborg's arms. "Is that gonna be hard to do?" "Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
@giorgosg9671
@giorgosg9671 3 года назад
Taking off the arms of a cyborg is tight
@EpicJ-pe2tl
@EpicJ-pe2tl 3 года назад
I understood that reference
@EpicJ-pe2tl
@EpicJ-pe2tl 3 года назад
I understood that reference
@justanordinaryguy._.7399
@justanordinaryguy._.7399 3 года назад
Batman: Hey cyborg, can you lend me your arm so I can do some improvement to it. Cyborg: Whatever you say, batman. *Take off arm and gives it to batman*
@thandi3453
@thandi3453 3 года назад
i understood that reference
@Backfromthedeadguy
@Backfromthedeadguy Год назад
And here's how almost every other member of the JL would kill Batman: just reach out and snap his neck. Batman may need elaborate plans, but no one else does.
@TheBoisShenanigans
@TheBoisShenanigans Год назад
When i first saw this video my brain said 'plot amour' so you changed my mind a little bit
@steveniumprime
@steveniumprime 3 года назад
Batman: All my plans are set! Now I'll just wait for them. Darkseid: Who's them?
@jerry3020
@jerry3020 3 года назад
Lol but even batman has defeated darkseid with a radion bullet which is fucking crazy
@dronephase4793
@dronephase4793 3 года назад
@@jerry3020 and made the strongest suit he had ever made
@dronephase4793
@dronephase4793 3 года назад
@@jerry3020 to fight darkseid 👌👌
@stevenscott2136
@stevenscott2136 2 года назад
Batman: Have you managed to disarm those planet-killing bombs in your basement yet? Darkseid: (quietly turns around and leaves)
@Dennicillin
@Dennicillin 2 года назад
@@jerry3020 True, but according to DC canon. that was just one of Darkseid's many avatars. The real Darkseid destroys entire universes just by appearing in them. This is also DC canon
@porobotboyxxx
@porobotboyxxx 3 года назад
*Martian Manhunter:* I am a being of Peace, but that doesn’t mean I’m not made for War. *Batman:* ... you’re on the list.😑
@geekymetalhead5112
@geekymetalhead5112 3 года назад
Jericho: You just made the list!
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