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How Chris Distefano Became Friends with the Owner of the Mets 

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JRE #2144 w/Chris DiStefano
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@jaylenedmonds8942
@jaylenedmonds8942 29 дней назад
His reason for wearing the Mets shirt is absolutely insane. Batman couldn’t have beat that information out of me
@ronrondrewthat
@ronrondrewthat 29 дней назад
Thats what he calls his right 🖐🏼…. BATMAN 😣 Yeah I would’ve kept 🤐 too 😂
@aaronfreak100
@aaronfreak100 29 дней назад
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@butch420cassidy4
@butch420cassidy4 29 дней назад
Who nuts on themselves while firing off some knuckle children.. at the very least find an old shirt or sock, like the good Lord intended 🙄
@flikitova1399
@flikitova1399 29 дней назад
😂
@Michael-jr1dc
@Michael-jr1dc 29 дней назад
LOL
@Guyonthecouch420
@Guyonthecouch420 29 дней назад
He violated the NDA within 48 hours 😂😂
@hunterwb630
@hunterwb630 28 дней назад
As one does
@yousifmuhsin8172
@yousifmuhsin8172 27 дней назад
G7
@yousifmuhsin8172
@yousifmuhsin8172 27 дней назад
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@gespachosoup
@gespachosoup 29 дней назад
Two stories in one. He put the worm on the hook with that first one and yanked me in with the second. He's a master baiter
@kcdavis3812
@kcdavis3812 29 дней назад
Well done sir.
@dilbotmacguillacutty4849
@dilbotmacguillacutty4849 29 дней назад
Classic!
@TheSlashSlingingSlasher
@TheSlashSlingingSlasher 29 дней назад
Geezus man this is one of the top comments. Good job sir!
@MVPMcGEE
@MVPMcGEE 29 дней назад
I would've told a story of messy masticating over messy masturbating.
@mmundle941
@mmundle941 28 дней назад
LMAOOOO
@HelloName-jp7ju
@HelloName-jp7ju 29 дней назад
Joe was dying I haven't heard him laugh this hard in a minute 🤣😂
@jamescoay
@jamescoay 29 дней назад
Yeah him, Theo, and Protect Our Parks
@alichamas63
@alichamas63 21 день назад
Chris and Joe have a similar vibe they have a great chemistry
@andrewferguson8032
@andrewferguson8032 16 дней назад
Chris may have bombed 3 times, but his story was hilarious!
@Guyonthecouch420
@Guyonthecouch420 29 дней назад
" it doesn't feel like they are going to like you " 😂😂
@Namdrahsirhc
@Namdrahsirhc 29 дней назад
Rock solid read lol
@max_coast
@max_coast 28 дней назад
i died, DIED at that
@alimuh007
@alimuh007 22 дня назад
Hilarious
@jameskim1505
@jameskim1505 11 дней назад
Yo that's good foundation right there
@holimeth188
@holimeth188 29 дней назад
Joe was READY for a classic Distefano story
@MrAM4D3U5
@MrAM4D3U5 28 дней назад
I’m from the tristate and had a million friends like Chrissy, it was surprising to me to learn so many people don’t like him. I find his humor totally relatable & funny
@tehlurfry679
@tehlurfry679 28 дней назад
Even the com on the shirt part..?
@ryanvee570
@ryanvee570 27 дней назад
He’s a closet homosexual
@Benw3790
@Benw3790 26 дней назад
@@tehlurfry679yes that shit was funny af
@aprx1814
@aprx1814 19 дней назад
I saw him YEARS ago at a small theater in Port Jefferson, NY. He was hilarious, his siri skit was awesome
@SupaHans04
@SupaHans04 29 дней назад
I love how chris just takes his chances 😂
@thickivicki89
@thickivicki89 26 дней назад
I know. Especially moving his family because he wanted to live closer to a bagel spot lol
@danchris4287
@danchris4287 29 дней назад
HE turned these bad comedy minutes into great content for himself and for the owners of the Mets and I'm sure they love the publicity of him telling it on his podcast and now the biggest podcast in the world. He wore that shirt purposely to tell that story. Good on him
@CHANGOSMILES
@CHANGOSMILES 29 дней назад
I’m pretty sure jizz was involved in his decision 😂
@luffebassen
@luffebassen 29 дней назад
Yea he wanted to give back obviously....and i think he succeeded.
@deadwood2757
@deadwood2757 28 дней назад
Steve Cohen is a human trash bag
@Mike7911779
@Mike7911779 14 дней назад
And was able to segue wacking off into Mets owner stories
@Jdizzle-lv6of
@Jdizzle-lv6of 13 дней назад
Yes, but he still managed to shit on the Mets by using it as a cum sock 🤣
@18Callahan
@18Callahan 28 дней назад
“At some point , I don’t know who threw it …a shrimp bounced off my chest” 😂😂
@MikeChamp
@MikeChamp 22 дня назад
Not sure how much of that story was a bit, but that was lol As long as Rogan laughs
@joesmith332
@joesmith332 28 дней назад
I'm pretty sure the Cohens keep around Chris the same way King Henry VIII kept around his court jester.
@JohnStockton-gi8pp
@JohnStockton-gi8pp 24 дня назад
At the end of the day they are just rich jesters 🎉🃏
@lou1958
@lou1958 29 дней назад
I sincerely love this Chris guy. Such a relatable dude.
@SNNetwork
@SNNetwork 25 дней назад
his stories about his dad are the best
@eb6020
@eb6020 28 дней назад
Chris Distefano’s best comedy comes from bombing at comedy.
@darianwillis8520
@darianwillis8520 29 дней назад
Remember the days Chissy talked about never being on Rogan. 3 times now
@tonyg490
@tonyg490 29 дней назад
I still remember when people like Shane Gillis and Tim Dillon talked about it and they've since been on countless times.
@itmghtgtdrk
@itmghtgtdrk 29 дней назад
I do remember those days. Good times.
@alex-lw7qt
@alex-lw7qt 26 дней назад
I remember correctly it's joe list and him for the longest right?
@darianwillis8520
@darianwillis8520 26 дней назад
@@alex-lw7qt took shane a while too now look at him
@kgw100
@kgw100 29 дней назад
Somebody hit me with a shrimp
@ChristianCampos24
@ChristianCampos24 28 дней назад
I hear Joe Rogan laugh, I immediately start laughing too.
@Greg18m7
@Greg18m7 29 дней назад
This is actually an amazing story about overcoming adversity and coming out on top, good life lesson in this
@Giiiiiiiooooooooo
@Giiiiiiiooooooooo 29 дней назад
Shit the story alone made me a Mets fan🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chade7669
@chade7669 27 дней назад
Agreed lol
@Davyboy87
@Davyboy87 27 дней назад
Take it from a suffering Mets fan dont do it run 😅
@Giiiiiiiooooooooo
@Giiiiiiiooooooooo 27 дней назад
@@Davyboy87 life of suffering huh? 😅
@Davyboy87
@Davyboy87 27 дней назад
@@Giiiiiiiooooooooo you have no idea 🤣
@joelexline9
@joelexline9 29 дней назад
Chris KILLS Joe with his bombing stories, hilarious
@Shari-gt8bk
@Shari-gt8bk 29 дней назад
Gross intro there on the clip, Jamie... heh.
@stevenfoster4066
@stevenfoster4066 29 дней назад
You liked it though 🤷‍♀️
@zaxlee01
@zaxlee01 29 дней назад
TMI at the begginning, the story saved him lol
@kevinbarker9015
@kevinbarker9015 29 дней назад
Coming from the OF model
@ShaggzVB
@ShaggzVB 29 дней назад
Great intro Jamie, more of these please🎉
@MVPMcGEE
@MVPMcGEE 29 дней назад
"Jamie, pull up the video of that bear decapitating the OF thot." - All manly men
@ucel37
@ucel37 29 дней назад
There’s no way this clip needed to be added individually 😂
@CYMotorsport
@CYMotorsport 29 дней назад
lol I still remember going to this gd game. Idk if you meant that ironically but holy hell this story is so hilarious bc it’s true. He ate SHIT during his random little set. It felt like a setup or punishment . It’s so much better knowing cohen actually did set him up
@MrBuketman
@MrBuketman 29 дней назад
Holy hell it’s a T-shirt. People from the NE are so strange. Who cares?
@Chef-vg4pu
@Chef-vg4pu 28 дней назад
I don’t care anything that he says after the fact that he masturbated and his essence got onto the shirt that he wanted to wear… Pretty fucking stupid goodbye
@camcambambam5128
@camcambambam5128 28 дней назад
This was a great video. Took some shrooms 30 mins ago I’m laughing like Joe but worse
@MrBuketman
@MrBuketman 28 дней назад
@@camcambambam5128 Time for cartoons and Zeppelin.
@redmon41
@redmon41 29 дней назад
omg, I don't love Chris but I'm in tears right now! Real, honest, and raw. Best story I've heard in a long time.
@miken2968
@miken2968 29 дней назад
Why say the 1st part?
@redmon41
@redmon41 29 дней назад
@miken2968 was just being honest...isn't the point of going on JRE to increase your profile? I sure as hell watched that episode of Hey Babe after I watched this.
@cocoworldwideoriginal998
@cocoworldwideoriginal998 28 дней назад
Genuinely a great storyteller.
@Lykkos29
@Lykkos29 29 дней назад
I always think Chris Distefano is a jiu jitsu fighter
@theWolfyugo
@theWolfyugo 28 дней назад
More like a Jew Jizzsu fighter 👽
@mattbowden1981
@mattbowden1981 28 дней назад
Hands down best JRE clip I’ve seen in awhile. Hilarious.
@straightupgamer354
@straightupgamer354 29 дней назад
Distefanopolous at your soivice 😂
@King_of_Apathy
@King_of_Apathy 28 дней назад
Chrissy stories Destefano , his 9/11 story killed me. His story’s about his dad kill me, another great one! Love you Chrissy!
@lodestarsprayer5660
@lodestarsprayer5660 29 дней назад
Chris D, golden info, love your story telling, jokes and pods...Keep Rollin Bro!
@Collateral0
@Collateral0 20 дней назад
I met Chris Distefano at Yankee stadium 11 years ago on a school field trip. We recognized him from Bro Code on MTV, he took pics with us, was courteous and nice. That being said my mother worked at shea and citi for 25 years, I lived in Jackson heights 10 minutes away next to Junction Boulevard and Roosevelt, always been a Mets fan runs in the family lol.
@HEADBANGA34
@HEADBANGA34 25 дней назад
The fact that Chrissy has Joe laughing like that every time he comes on the podcast, you know this boy is a true comedian❤
@Woopass90
@Woopass90 29 дней назад
It doesn't feel like they are gunna like you. GOLD
@SymboIik
@SymboIik 28 дней назад
This guy Chris always is a good story teller
@jaspdx63
@jaspdx63 28 дней назад
there really should be a compilation of "quintessential New York stories that will have you dying with laughter." someone build a playlist, or refer me to one. I'm hooked.
@johnqdoe
@johnqdoe 29 дней назад
We’ve all had that friend with absolutely no shame 😂
@briant1961
@briant1961 29 дней назад
That had to be the funniest 14 min of my life🤣
@JacobHayden911
@JacobHayden911 29 дней назад
Wby would you release the clips before the episode, Jaimooo!?!? DAMNIT, JAIMOOO!!!!
@livinglife1089
@livinglife1089 29 дней назад
Brilliant marketing, makes more people want to watch the whole episode
@beaudubay8708
@beaudubay8708 13 дней назад
Dude the way Joe wheezed after Chris said “it doesn’t seem like they’re gonna like you” has me rolling 😂😂
@justaplanet
@justaplanet 28 дней назад
This is gonna be apart of one of those “Joe Rogan dying laughing compilation” videos
@RobMcGravyTrain
@RobMcGravyTrain 27 дней назад
I love how amusing Joe finds Chris hahahaha
@variaxi935
@variaxi935 22 дня назад
This is THE story for comedians 🤣🤣 a story that goes from *painfully* awkward to incredibly wholesome is the BEST hahaha
@chrismenniti
@chrismenniti 29 дней назад
Thank god he isn't wearing those gay glasses this time. Atta boy chrissy.
@selokin3974
@selokin3974 28 дней назад
This was one of the funniest clips from JRE 😂😂
@xPersianxKing
@xPersianxKing 25 дней назад
I was at the Mets vs Cubs game! First time in NY and first time in a Baseball stadium! Citi Field is a memory I’ll never forget!
@Juan-ws9sy
@Juan-ws9sy 29 дней назад
W for Joe with the Mets and android relationship lmao
@TheHaubs11tx
@TheHaubs11tx 28 дней назад
Look there’s so much content around JR but there’s something about this that is just the best. I called it top 10 but I’m gonna put it in the top three that is the best story I’ve ever heard because it’s real.
@SiriusDogStar369
@SiriusDogStar369 29 дней назад
1:14 🥰 That laugh was awesome.
@NotSoTrippy
@NotSoTrippy 26 дней назад
"it doesn't feel like there gonna like you" LMAOOOOO
@benpeters3427
@benpeters3427 17 дней назад
This guy is gonna be a killer grandpa telling crazy stories to the grandkids lmaoo
@mikefm4
@mikefm4 8 дней назад
Chris is the embodiment of ‘Eh, fuck it - sure’ Dudes exactly what happens when you say yes to everything and I love it
@Bojackson.34
@Bojackson.34 25 дней назад
Chris Distafano understood the assignment❌🤣
@BoostedByV
@BoostedByV 29 дней назад
Yanny can’t believe it 😂
@davewalker5040
@davewalker5040 27 дней назад
This may be the greatest clip of JRE ever!
@CHANGOSMILES
@CHANGOSMILES 29 дней назад
Chris has a 🐐 smile and Joe has a 🐐 laugh 😂😂😂
@caniripurjuul8142
@caniripurjuul8142 2 дня назад
The freakin honesty to start the video is crazy
@saulgood6313
@saulgood6313 29 дней назад
Can’t find the stadium video on his instagram. Anyone know where to find it?
@professormancaptain4210
@professormancaptain4210 29 дней назад
13:27 making sure he didnt just ruin that shirt too
@BGlaxbro21
@BGlaxbro21 12 дней назад
the chris distefano hunting with his dad story is so funny, it was early in his career 🤣🤣
@igrowmelons979
@igrowmelons979 29 дней назад
If you enjoy the soothing sounds of Joe Rogan laughing then this video is for you
@trusttheprocess5618
@trusttheprocess5618 28 дней назад
Joes heart dropped when he mentioned ndas 🤣🤣
@productofapathy
@productofapathy 28 дней назад
10:31 The sound that Rogan makes is hilarious. Straight out of Ren and Stimpy
@BigYank
@BigYank 28 дней назад
“I'm bombing.” Joe laughs to death.
@ryandoan4168
@ryandoan4168 29 дней назад
i love him forever, history hyenas was my fav podcast of allll timeeeeeeeeeeee
@WazZappening
@WazZappening 25 дней назад
This guy has a gift for telling stories, that's his true comedic talent right there. I can imagine anybody else just saying "I bombed" but this guy tells the story in such a funny way.
@TrumpDabs
@TrumpDabs 29 дней назад
Is this full episode up? I can’t find it on Spotify
@Pjotrr
@Pjotrr 29 дней назад
Exactly!! What is this?
@ZicoTheDon
@ZicoTheDon 29 дней назад
It was just uploaded
@TrumpDabs
@TrumpDabs 29 дней назад
@@ZicoTheDon watching now!
@IaMmAchInE21
@IaMmAchInE21 29 дней назад
Chrissy D finally did his dream, a JRE podcast on RU-vid, not Spotify kid.
@InternetRevolution368
@InternetRevolution368 29 дней назад
I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time.
@darknight1676
@darknight1676 29 дней назад
i can't find the full episode, is it releasing tomorrow?
@Dugar-III
@Dugar-III 29 дней назад
Its out now
@darknight1676
@darknight1676 29 дней назад
@@Dugar-III yessirr
@hitmando23
@hitmando23 28 дней назад
This maybe my favourite Rogan story …
@darealest2exist260
@darealest2exist260 29 дней назад
I’m not sure if they like you, they might like laughing at you & it’s easy to confuse that; especially when the other person is in a higher social status than you & you want them to like you.
@jameskim1505
@jameskim1505 11 дней назад
"But they were nice to me." 😂😂😂😂
@mikes8116
@mikes8116 27 дней назад
Big fan of Kock! Hilarious! Tommy Mottola had the best line of the night.
@snowyfragrant6029
@snowyfragrant6029 29 дней назад
How is the clip out but not the episode?
@darknight1676
@darknight1676 29 дней назад
can't find it for some reason thought its only me
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 28 дней назад
"It doesn't feel like they are gonna like you."
@gena4ka
@gena4ka 29 дней назад
This was amazing! Laughed sooo hard with Joe :D
@lucernodelci66
@lucernodelci66 26 дней назад
I love this channel for the entertainment value, but this the funniest video I've watched in long time. Lmmfao.
@Grizzfan56231
@Grizzfan56231 19 дней назад
This is golden just put Chris through the worst situations in comedy it’s hilarious
@Jdavid1976
@Jdavid1976 29 дней назад
His set with the annoying laugh guy is hilarious also 😂
@SPECTR-qv3ku
@SPECTR-qv3ku 14 дней назад
I literally just spit my coffee out on my mac book when he said "heres what happened"
@dgayle17
@dgayle17 29 дней назад
"It doesn't feel like they're going to like you....."
@RoganJoeExperience
@RoganJoeExperience 21 день назад
Ned goes “listen they just got the entrees, just go out there” fukkk that bag has got to be good 🤣
@FenrirHdz38328
@FenrirHdz38328 29 дней назад
How about "i spilled out ketchup all over my shirt eating a burger."
@jamesconnelly3189
@jamesconnelly3189 29 дней назад
Where’s the ep?
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 28 дней назад
PaulyToon needs to get a hold of this one for sure.
@nadirbaitsaleem7270
@nadirbaitsaleem7270 29 дней назад
This is such a crazy story, feels like a movie plot
@tresanders4640
@tresanders4640 28 дней назад
"But they still like me" bruh how
@simpsons721
@simpsons721 28 дней назад
"It's comedy" is a great take
@sweetmozzer95
@sweetmozzer95 27 дней назад
Did it suck? "Here's what happened" 😂😂
@ehallam08
@ehallam08 29 дней назад
Great story
@dannyvitullo21
@dannyvitullo21 28 дней назад
That Mets shirt looks so clean tho. He should be a regular on JRE.
@rawpower12xu
@rawpower12xu 27 дней назад
Not a huge Distefano fan but this story was gold. Gold Jerry.
@shnz6440
@shnz6440 28 дней назад
This is Top 5 comedy stories of all time
@anadraham2995
@anadraham2995 28 дней назад
Word gets used waaaaay too much but this is a definite exception - fuckin LEGENDARY‼️‼️‼️
@STRENGTHTHRUJOY
@STRENGTHTHRUJOY 26 дней назад
This whole story explains The Mets. PERFECTLY.
@smokeystarr
@smokeystarr 28 дней назад
This is even funnier if you know Chris. This is totally HIM. Only Chris.
@whitegd4100
@whitegd4100 27 дней назад
I’d MURDER to hear Steve’s unfiltered take on this happening
@cBetweenTheLines
@cBetweenTheLines 27 дней назад
1:24 i cant wait for this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cinkaid8710
@cinkaid8710 26 дней назад
Humility at its finest. I respect it
@charlesvolpe6837
@charlesvolpe6837 29 дней назад
This is a great story
@stevensko9153
@stevensko9153 3 дня назад
With how the mets are playing, the owner is probably bragging he knows Chris now
@GraveTalkswithShannonScott
@GraveTalkswithShannonScott 14 дней назад
Crying over this. Gotta give it to you for the willingness to be present.
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