How Do Animals Swallowed Alive Actually Die and Do Any Ever Get Out Alive After? 

Oh holy shit you guys are about to learn how many christians live in america and how bad their sense of humor is.

@@billiecruz4399 we have a sense of humor its just unnecessary. You can't make fun of anything else but straight white people fat people and Christians.

@@Black-Sun_Kaiser I feel like you think that having an opinion is the same thing as making a joke. it's not, STOP TRYING TO CANCEL SIMON YOU SJW

@@billiecruz4399 im not saying cancel anything just piss off

@@billiecruz4399 I can say what I want and so can he but I don't have to view it so I was just wondering if he gave a damn or not

this is fuckin awesome

@@narlynarwhals27 I wish I had it on video

Holy crap yo that's insane

@Ænigma7482 the chosen one

@Ænigma7482 that is one of the coolest stories on how someone got a new pet I have ever heard

To be fair, he was swallowed by the other end. 🤔

Steve Colarik he was inserted not swallowed 😂

Nooooooooooo

Did he make it thru the maze?🐁

Ah yes. The tale as old as time itself.

I have swallowed a live Shiner before. Allegedly.

The guy in Chubbyemu's new video

If you really want someone to learn to chew their food, have them deal with what happened to me. I vomited crispy chicken.....Never again will I not chew my food.

exactly 🤣

No, my mother didn’t need to

Science can do wonders, and one day some vore loving scientists will "accidentally makes a giant"

@@flaretheartist and said fucker will proced to be gunned down by me

@@flaretheartistand a prey drive for humans will be an “unfortunate side effect” of the giant’s procedure

Why he picked burrito night I'll never know

@@mdr48371 😂

it wasn't until recently that I watched the movie again and caught Red saying escape was a "shitty pipe dream". You have never heard more accurate foreshadowing in your life.

reddead redemption

Craig Schnagl There’s a video somewhere of a gator eating a pelican whole alive.

I only saw the thumbnail, good enough for me. I'm not about to click on it.

@@lindaterrell5535 a pelican eating a gator would be scarier than that

On the Oregon coast I once watched as pelican eat a seagull that was injured. And I have watched a cow eat a mole and a cow eat a snake. Creeped me out at age 14 since I was under the impression that they only ate grass. Opportunity eaters, I guess. (Edit = typo)

@@jaymevosburgh3660 Cattle require protein and small easy to digest animals can be a supplement. The most I've heard of a cow eating intentionally was a few frogs though.

I listened to that Peter, Paul and Mary record as a kid.

That is fair, he is up to my hair :)

Oh Shelly

Ah, Silverstien.

@@motherrabbit4991 he wrote music as well. He wrote a novelty song called 25 Minutes to Go for Johny Cash in much the same style as this poem.

I got an ad after his add 😂😂 youtube is so agressive

Death to profit whoring

sponsorblock extension ftw

Right? I always chew my friends properly before swallowing

@@_HappyRadio_ forget unchewed french fries, who eats their friends?

@@chadwillett619 Wait... you don't??

I always try to chew my friends but their all squirmy and screaming and they always make a mess!

“WHO is swallowing fries whole?!” That’s what you meant right?

It must be. Jonah was swallowed by a big fish, then later regurgitated because God made the whale do so (which is a bit of a deus ex... well... deo, if you ask me). Gepetto was indeed Pinocchio's maker/father, and (at least in the Disney version) they were inside a whale and lit a fire to make the whale sneeze them out.

The longer I watch the more I think this was a Danny script

Geppetto*

@@daanwilmer Not sure which country you are from so not sure if you have heard of Harry Enfield's "Kevin" character. The significance of this, is that Jonah was written as satire. If you watch "Kevin" then put him in as Jonah it makes far more sense.

The record for longest breath is around 20 mins. Without military grade laxitives, you would be there for a few hours to a day. And around 20 mins, you would begin to dissolve into a slurry. Fun.

@@ponyempiresunite9702 Lol "military grade". Kind of a strange standard to hold a medicine to

Interesting

Vielleicht ein kleiner Sadist,der es mag,wenn das Essen in seinem Bauch leidet😂

Just the shell.

lol, ya funny that. I've set free a few *Corn-Back Rattlers* my time too. ;-) :-D

Cornpoop was a bad doodie

thanks for sharing 😂😂

Yes, in fact it was fairly common among the wealthy and paranoid to have a string leading from a coffin to a bell above ground for a certain amount of time in case of a possible live burial.

@@torianholt2752 That's exactly the practice I'm referring to. I just haven't heard of anybody actually being rescued this way. I'm just wondering if there are any recorded examples.

@@Pining_for_the_fjords IDK to be honest. Live burials definitely occurred, albeit rarely; God forgive.

There have been exhumations that have noted nail marks inside the casket, just saying.

Do I have a story to share! Now I'm not sure how much of this story is true or exaggerated, but I'll retell what I've been told. Long before I was born, my great grandmother appeared to have died. This was back in the old days with much less technology and medical advancement. Whatever happened, she went unconscious, cold, and didn't appear to be breathing or have a pulse. The next day, her family and friends held a wake for her in her home home. Everyone gathered in her living room. While they were surrounding her body crying and saying prayers, she began to regain consciousness. She started gasping and coughing. People nearly shat their pants. They began to run the hell out of the house, thinking she was the undead. When she regained her whereabouts, she said, "What the hell is everyone doing in my house staring at me?!" She literally woke up at her own wake! 😆 When things settled and she was feeling better, her family explained to her how she went unconscious for over a day, and looked and felt dead to the touch. She was upset at everyone for being so quick to assume that she died, but she was relieved to not have been buried alive (embalming wasn't common practice back then, not even sure if it was a thing yet). Many people back then feared being buried alive. My great grandmother lucked out with her timing of waking up! 😆

Uhh, if the jaw parts don't kill you the surprise of seeing and being eaten by such a ridiculously large frog 🐸 might! JIC u really wanted an answer. Lol

Call yourself an Italian name, become a plumber (but never actually fix pipes) and make movies/games about ‘saving’ fruity Princesses?

Terry’s right

Hope your party member can stab it before you suffocate?

Assuming you were swallowed whole, the sharp pointy bits of you scuba gear might kill the frog.

Bar the fact he got the whole of the book of Jonah wrong.

Amazing sense of humor?! Personally, I don't find someone's derision of others to be funny.

Such an underrated comment!

This is a good pitch, ive been doing write in votes for Belial since 78'

:)

All Hail Cthulhu!

@drew pedersen That's great!

It was very clever I liked it too 😂

Vore isnt the same thing as eating, You didn't vore your breakfast and you arent gonna vore your dinner

@@billiecruz4399 swallowed *alive*, man.

This comments section is full of disappointed furries.

@@StefanBacon vore isn't just for furries

I'd prefer "Leech Dookie"

Not the bees

Lol add that to Andy Dwyers list

Sounds more like an organization name.

She likes cloth

Settle down Beavis.

1. I'll never lie to you, 2. The check is in the mail, and 3. I'll never come in your mouth.

dont mean to redircet people away from this vid, but shadiversity did a great history of the cape and cowl particularly in a battlefield scenario

I'm totally behind this ....i want it now

Sigh.. It's a cloak... Still wanna see it

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Oh hell yeah! We need that vid yesterday!

Right he could have reserved it , kept it inside , but he wanted that to be known , an felt

Simon - You really need to read the Bible before you make your ignorant opinion known.

@@susan5560 not sure why you’re replying to me but ok lol

to be fair the story of Noah's Ark is stupid regardless of religious views

Bird: "I shit you not."

You da shit!!!!

Same way you do with a Bunkitster...

Radiation. Lots of radiation.

nobody you should read the New Testament before you speak horrible things about the books that teach us how to live in eternal life with God the creator

@alphadawn2015 lennon I'd just like to say I appreciate people like you

@@preservingamericaforwards4306 more like god the gay gator amirite

Yeah. God first commanded the "big fish" to swallow him, then he spent three days in the belly of the fish, then finally God commanded the fish to spit him out onto the shore.

@@christianmetaldreamur3491 according the Bible mythology. As mentioned in the end of the video, no fish does this.

@@elliotkamper True no fish does this, not naturally, but with God all things are possible and God made it happen. God still does things today that would not be possible by natural means, I have had things happen to myself and many people I know closely have had things happen to them, such as being healed, being protected from or in tragedy, being prophesied to, and other things. But people who have no faith will never believe these things when they hear of it. For example: one time in my house one winter, our space heater got bumped and was blowing up against the wall and posed a fire hazard. My Dad got out of bed to go to the bathroom and found it like this. He pulled it away from the wall when he saw it and felt the wall where the scolding hot air was blowing, and the spot on the wall was colder than the wall around it. It was an inner house wall, drywall, and nothing to absorb the heat inside the wall. This is not possible by natural means, yet it happened. That is personal proof to me that God protected us from that for some reason. And also to add, I cannot count how many times I have seen God answer prayers swiftly when people truly trusted in and when't to him including countless times he has done this for me. Other times to we must wait on the Lord and when we do it is worth it and he answers, I have seen this too happen countless times and it was obvious to all involved that it was from God. Oh the works of the Lord are wonderful and amazing! I believe God wants us to tell people of what Christ Jesus did for us on the cross. He died for us and came back to life, to pay the punishment for our sins for us and defeat death to give us hope to live again too. We are all sinners deserving of destruction, but God loves us and does not want us to suffer this, so all we have to do is repent of our sin and go to his son Jesus Christ for forgiveness. Trust in him and ask for forgiveness with a sincere heart and it will be granted u to you. Seek him and ask for his Holy Spirit and it will be given you. Let the Holy Spirit move you to tell others of him so that they may be saved as well, for if you really trust in him and believe in this promise, it will be given you and you will be moved to tell others.

@@elliotkamper Keep on sharing the gospel!

@@christianmetaldreamur3491 god doesn't exist, there is no magical kingdom in the clouds. I just use my brain that’s all, I know automatically that there is no invisible man in the sky telling you what’s right and what’s wrong. And if you read my username then you know that we aren't different from animals but rather, we are them. God is physically impossible.

212sabedge also it was jonah

Also both are fairy tale

"Who cares, it's all crazy."

@@natthekiwi7074 Nope not at all. Jonah was written as satire. Anyone who knows enough Hebrew will tell you that. The reason it has been traditionally thought of otherwise by Christians is that culturally it was thought that religion was too important to contain humour. This is an extremely invalid view as for example the OT in the original Hebrew is stuffed full of puns and mickey takes. EG Egyptian Pharaoh's not being given their real name but being called for example "Pharaoh big nose the third" (I have not ever found out any writings that contain the first and second so the "third is probably a Vygotsk type cultural artefact). As for the Bible being a fairy tale, compared to other historical books of the time it's far more accurate.

What makes you say that? I mean Pinocchio is but not Jonah

thats what I thought that eel was going to do

I was waiting for him to tell me so i could freak out lol

Totally fake. Hippos eat grass.

River Monsters?

I knew the answer before researching it. My intuition was correct.

Clokey not all heroes wear capes

Sponsor Block add-in FTW.

^^^^

Ok

Haha,mal eben wieder hochwürgen.Ich denke ,er hat ihn verdaut.

Generally I'm not considered lunch when I patronize a diner. Where do you eat?!?

@@TheMeatMon When you are about to eat, you are a diner. When the food turns on you, one could say the food turned on its diner. Not sure if you were being serious with your reply or just trolling. He seemed to say dinner so me saying diner would be the accurate part.

@@MrBeatboxmasta a place I go for food here in NYC is a diner, but yes a diner being the one who patronizes such an establishment as well. So your usage was accurate, but not clear, to me til now. :-)

He'll have that effect.

Wait til he hears about the she-bears...

@bittercottoncandy sooooooooo true 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #sobrave

@@John-rj3cp uhh, if it's not obvious I'm not sure you'd get it anyhow.

@@strangeworld5743 or man-bear-pig. Thatll be a great vid!

@bittercottoncandy Jonah's story is in the Quaran, too, though I think he is under a different name (idr what it is, but I think it translated to "The One of the Fish"). The story is also in the Tanakha because, well, it's the Old Testament. Anyway, it's shots fired at the Quaran, too.

Yeah, the snake in question (if it's the one I'm thinking of) is housed at the Brisbane museum. It's one of my favourite exhibits

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8752 idk, it's possible. I've just seen a picture online. And as I don't want to see that ever again I won't google for it or check the one you talk about. Research this futher without me folks :P

Gross. I wonder whether animals suffer PTSD.

Holy fucking shit, that is so cursed.

In book of Jonah in Old Testament.

Cthulhu swallowed him.

The 5G is getting to him.

Proof?

When I was a kid, I had to rescue one of my garter snakes from being cannibalized by a bigger one. I mostly fed them earthworms, and they would often get into a tug of war with one snake eating the worm from each end. Usually this ended with the worm breaking in two and the snakes eating each end, or sometimes one snake would succeed in pulling the worm from the other, but this time, the bigger snake just swallowed his end of the worm and kept going on the smaller snake. I did manage to rescure the smaller snake, and kept the two separated after that.

Name it: "Vored"

@@boink666 better trademark that

All I hear is that narrator black dude😂😂😂😂

@@remy5405 Jonah and friggin Pinocchio! ROFL

@@terrellturner498 Hes got a name. Morgan Freeman. You really have some serious audacity actually posting something like that!

Oh wow isn't that lovely

He also keeps saying that Jonah was swallowed "by accident". But if you read that text, Jonah certainly wasn't swallowed by accident.

That's his actual accent. Hes actually an Englishman living in Prague, Czech Republic.

Do you not think he's actually English? Cause he is

you probaly hate the live action of that but the main actor in the live action just killed him self last week. sorry still in shock and need to share

@@antoniaweber8074 wait.... what 0_0

@@trulyidkman Miura Haruma who played Eren Yeager on the live action of Attack on titian was found hanged in appearent suiseid on july 18. source nippon.com

@@antoniaweber8074 "suiseid"

@@intensellylit4100 well dislexia strikes again. When it get really bad not even autocorrect can help me 🤷

@EmperorJuliusCaesar Ave, Caesar!!!