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#short 1 minute explanation of how Orcs multiply so quickly, and whether or not there are Orc women.
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@seekingabsolution1907
@seekingabsolution1907 2 года назад
In fact they are so alike in voice and appearance that many people think there are no orc women and the orcs are manufactured in alchemical pits in the ground which is of course completely preposterous.
@lachlanhawkes-law3396
@lachlanhawkes-law3396 2 года назад
Wwwooooaaahhhh
@paulraines9635
@paulraines9635 2 года назад
It's the tusks.
@ScottieDo
@ScottieDo 2 года назад
Love the gimly reference lol
@ryancamacho3129
@ryancamacho3129 2 года назад
I read this in Gimli's voice lol
@BlueGoblin1
@BlueGoblin1 2 года назад
Kind of looked that way with the Uruk-hai. And does explain how he raised such a large army so quickly.
@bridgecross
@bridgecross Год назад
They memorized the tables. That's how they multiply so fast.
@balls2jawls
@balls2jawls Год назад
Ha
@clementb6963
@clementb6963 8 месяцев назад
3/10
@SyahidanIbnMokhtar
@SyahidanIbnMokhtar 8 месяцев назад
😂 Ahh the times tables. What a good childhood.
@wastrelperv
@wastrelperv 7 месяцев назад
Nice.
@ginger_jeezus
@ginger_jeezus 5 месяцев назад
Turns out orcs are actually just autistic
@justinian-the-great
@justinian-the-great 2 года назад
"Meat is back on the menu, BOYS!" "No Johnny, for the 5th and last time: WE ARE GIRLS!"
@yeomenim
@yeomenim 2 года назад
Male or female dey all be part of DA BOYZ!!
@VivoYs-mg4uj
@VivoYs-mg4uj Год назад
"Meats back on the menu.."...actually
@harrellt1405
@harrellt1405 Год назад
Thats not the correct pronounce
@Bt-hl4cu
@Bt-hl4cu Год назад
I saw an article saying there would be no possible way they knew what a menu was
@ZarisWhiteFoot
@ZarisWhiteFoot Год назад
IT'S MA'AM
@ravenmoon5111
@ravenmoon5111 2 года назад
Well mommy and daddy orc give each other a very special hug…
@automaticwriting4220
@automaticwriting4220 2 года назад
With the kissin and da huggin and da ribbon
@nicka7432
@nicka7432 2 года назад
Mouth hugz
@timesthree5757
@timesthree5757 2 года назад
Without consent I wager.
@ravenmoon5111
@ravenmoon5111 2 года назад
@@timesthree5757 You are probably right
@cardboardbox191
@cardboardbox191 Год назад
Dad Ork: When a mummy ork and a baby work have a special hug.... Ork Son:They make a baby ork Dad Ork: A baby ork? If we only produced one little runt like you when we hugged we'd be hugged as a race son.
@MosaidDeath
@MosaidDeath 11 месяцев назад
Imagine all those little orcs running around. Saruman’s Daycare.
@ManicPandaz
@ManicPandaz 4 месяца назад
Orc children seem wrong. I always assumed the pooped out freshly grown like a mushroom in 40K or they were just pod people.
@SiiriCressey
@SiiriCressey 2 месяца назад
@@ManicPandaz Orclets. Orclings. Orkids. Baborcs.
@milkinanime7047
@milkinanime7047 2 года назад
I saw "orc" and went "cause they're mushrooms" not realizing it wasn't "ork"
@comteraffayn8351
@comteraffayn8351 Год назад
WAAAAGH !!!
@milkinanime7047
@milkinanime7047 Год назад
@@comteraffayn8351 WAAAAAGH
@chaptermastergutza9718
@chaptermastergutza9718 Год назад
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
@milkinanime7047
@milkinanime7047 Год назад
@@chaptermastergutza9718 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!
@twilightparanormalresearch186
I love 40k orks
@SammytheStampede
@SammytheStampede 4 месяца назад
“Evil doesn’t create: it corrupts and destroys.” J. R. R. Tolkien.
@Eric-gb9ty
@Eric-gb9ty 4 месяца назад
Christian theology.
@user-knhgvg454g
@user-knhgvg454g 4 месяца назад
Truth
@cornixdemetrius7883
@cornixdemetrius7883 4 месяца назад
So it's not evil to kill a human to use their rotting flesh as compost for soil and bones for bonemeal to make a forest.
@rafjas9850
@rafjas9850 4 месяца назад
​@@cornixdemetrius7883Wow, its twisted and don't apply to quote
@worldtraveler930
@worldtraveler930 4 месяца назад
You can find in Tolkien's writings that orks were created from Pukel Men men thereby explaining Pukel Men's Hatred their Deep-seated Hatred of orks!!! 🤠👍
@rainmanslim4611
@rainmanslim4611 2 года назад
My headcanon was that female orcs lived in the fortresses and caverns the orcs live in, working in manufacturing, food production and home defence and the male orcs went out to fight, the orcs who secured kills and came back alive had their pick of females to breed with, after a short gestation period the orc females would birth more of a litter than a single orc who'd live in the fortress, the weakest would be killed by their fellow young orcs and the strongest would reach adulthood and either join the armies and raiding parties or join the manufacturing base.
@vincentlinsin6549
@vincentlinsin6549 Год назад
That sounds a lot like how orcs in Dungeons and Dragons work, I can get behind this.
@k.d.8924
@k.d.8924 Год назад
sounds plausible
@ap2811
@ap2811 Год назад
I doubt that as infants or little toddlers, they'd go around knifing each other; perhaps the weakest die out of neglect, or their war-chief tell them to "put it out for the wolves and wargs to eat". As they grew into adolescence, though, I don't see why some particularly cunning orc-children might not take up their dad's blade and put it in the back of their enemy.
@keithkahler1327
@keithkahler1327 Год назад
it would also be the orcs who survived, as many were felled, by the free peoples many of whom were superior in skill with both the Bow and the Blade
@Aureliano_Babilonia
@Aureliano_Babilonia Год назад
Just remember the Spartans and you‘ll get the picture. Ancient Greeks were pretty shitty towards each other and other folks throughout their entire existence.
@CountKibblesNBits
@CountKibblesNBits Год назад
Sam: Hey boys! Look what I got here. *pulls out Frodo* Frodo: Where the orc women at?
@maxthepaladin2147
@maxthepaladin2147 Год назад
*orcs chase them behind a rock*
@dragonfell5078
@dragonfell5078 Год назад
I understood that reference
@scp-2348
@scp-2348 Год назад
​@@dragonfell5078Our Dark Lord is a Nearer!
@samboyd1828
@samboyd1828 Год назад
ah, the only cut of LOTR that's 7 minutes long for modern syndication
@michaelkrull3331
@michaelkrull3331 Год назад
​@@scp-2348 Ro dog dang it! The Dark Lord is a n..(bell rings)
@ScrapperTBP
@ScrapperTBP Год назад
I love the implication that outside of war and raiding the orcs are just constantly fucking
@mikekeltner4291
@mikekeltner4291 4 месяца назад
Cool
@barrymchugh5612
@barrymchugh5612 4 месяца назад
Straight orgy sesh na? Lol
@SecureInMyHead
@SecureInMyHead 4 месяца назад
Just like real life I’ll give you a hint at who the elves are…
@Sam_Porter69
@Sam_Porter69 4 месяца назад
Just like people 😭😂
@Patriot-Eaglehead
@Patriot-Eaglehead 4 месяца назад
​@@SecureInMyHeadWhite people?
@etazeta674
@etazeta674 6 месяцев назад
Brings a whole new meaning to "where there's a whip, there's a way"
@commanderA20
@commanderA20 2 месяца назад
🤨Is that what I think it is
@sugarjumper45
@sugarjumper45 Год назад
i imagine an Orcs standard of beauty would be "differnet" to ours.
@ДокторЯдо
@ДокторЯдо Год назад
Tolkien's orcs have no standards of beauty, in fact, whenever they see something beautiful, they want to destroy or desecrate it. And as they hate themselves as well as every other orc, the concept of love or affection is similarly alien to them. If anything, they would mate out of pure malice, out of desire to inflict pain.
@marthvader14
@marthvader14 Год назад
Our real life orcs, africans, also find their own women the least attractive and whites the most, as does every other race, so no, they probably have similar beauty standards
@sugarjumper45
@sugarjumper45 Год назад
@@marthvader14 plus (aside from the flagrant racism) that ain’t even accurate. If I remember correctly my Tolkien’s admission, the Orcs were more styled after Mongolic people’s, not Africans.
@sugarjumper45
@sugarjumper45 Год назад
@@marthvader14 also you’re talking of Africans as though they’re this monolithic block. Which on a continent the size Africa…. Well it betrays your ignorance.
@marthvader14
@marthvader14 Год назад
@@sugarjumper45 You know you can ask a significant amount of people, compare their answers and recognize patterns 😱
@NebMunb
@NebMunb 2 года назад
I wonder how long an orc-gasam lasts
@OscarDirlwood
@OscarDirlwood 2 года назад
with pigs it lasts 30mins
@thedemogorgon1375
@thedemogorgon1375 2 года назад
@@OscarDirlwood that is not an orc
@NebMunb
@NebMunb Год назад
@@thedemogorgon1375 Looks like pork's back on the menu, boys!
@NebMunb
@NebMunb Год назад
@@OscarDirlwood Damn do I want to be a pig
@arthurduana9093
@arthurduana9093 Год назад
I see what you did there 😂.
@ryanfairfoot263
@ryanfairfoot263 Год назад
I imagined Orcs had an exceptionally fast pregnancy and maturation cycle in order for them to be so plentiful at all times. Similar to many animals. It wouldn't make sense to send these breeding Orcs into battle, being the limiting factor in propagation. Or they could have litters. Similar to the Skaven (rat men) of Warhammer fantasy. This would also match the corruption and mockery that Melkor aimed for. The latter makes more sense
@justanicemelon9963
@justanicemelon9963 Год назад
How about both? It seems that Saruman could just whip up and army of hundreds of thousands of Orcs in a few hundred years, so it seems to be quite possible
@michaelthomas1916
@michaelthomas1916 Год назад
I read somewhere that there are areas to the east of Mordor which are not quite as barren but are occupied by orcs, and that is where their actual cities and settlements (and families) reside.
@Matt_History
@Matt_History 11 месяцев назад
The areas east of mordor are settled by the Easterlings. A race of men. Orcs inhabit many places of Middle Earth a town or village typically wouldn't be their first choice
@tid06
@tid06 6 месяцев назад
​@@Matt_HistoryHe is talking about nurn, with the sea of Nurn which was a very fertile land inside Mordor. Sauron had to feed his armies somehow
@ombrepourpre7562
@ombrepourpre7562 4 месяца назад
​@@tid06 yep, Also, the orcs live short life, with almost as great life force as the elves : which mean it as to become something... Like growing adult fast, and easily have many children's (opposed to the elves who struggle to have babies) You take some, you lose other. It's balance. And Morogt wanted a big army, fast.
@Gromkiii
@Gromkiii Месяц назад
​@@ombrepourpre7562You are on mushrooms or never read single Tolkien work
@hurin_thalion11
@hurin_thalion11 2 года назад
if you think about it, the orcs who created from the elves and therefore they are immortal too
@user-sf6gr9qw8x
@user-sf6gr9qw8x 2 года назад
Only their souls if they still have one
@hurin_thalion11
@hurin_thalion11 2 года назад
"they're animals anyway, let them lose their souls"
@paulraines9635
@paulraines9635 2 года назад
@@hurin_thalion11 Damn, we weren't even talking about selling them dope.
@18Krieger
@18Krieger 2 года назад
Orcs can become very old. Quite likely thousands of years but violence will end their life faster.
@michaelcollier3893
@michaelcollier3893 2 года назад
If you read carefully, when Shagrat & Gorbag are talking after Frodo's capture, both of them seem to remember the War of the Last Alliance.
@mckdgz4994
@mckdgz4994 Год назад
I always thought Orcs were made out of cooked Mud like a cookie ..heated by fire and cooled with water and added some dark magic .thus they're given life .and the reason they can multiply fast bcoz of that way .like we've seen Saruman witnessed pulling out from the mud ..his first UrukHai race. 🤔😅
@dudemanbroguy3464
@dudemanbroguy3464 Год назад
Uruk hai are made through sorcery, orcs are pretty much believed to be made through sexual reproduction.
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision Год назад
Funny u say that because that’s similar to an idea that Tolkien was playing with, that Orcs might’ve made out of clay/mud/dirt and animated by Melkor. Because Tolkien was never quite satisfied with his ideas on orc origins and never settled on one definitive version of their origin story.
@Randomdudefromtheinternet
@Randomdudefromtheinternet Год назад
@@MerkhVisionI like the idea that it’s a combination of both. In Shadow of Mordor/War some orcs would mention getting sent to the vats to be brought back to life (if with your memories intact or a clean slate is up for debate even to them), so perhaps the vats could be used to keep a steady source of meat shields (live, fight, die, repeat) but to improve the orcs themselves, some “family planning” might be needed.
@tid06
@tid06 6 месяцев назад
​@@MerkhVision Yeah but he went back on that since only Eru could grant life to things. The same reason Aules dwarves were not alive until Eru granted them life.
@juliandacosta6841
@juliandacosta6841 5 месяцев назад
​@@tid06did he ever consider going further than that and making orcs fancy golems of sorts? Ogres might be twisted ents but they're basically moving rocks that stop moving in the sun. And dragons strike me as kind of made from inanimate stuff in regards to their origins.
@jacobelgan5196
@jacobelgan5196 Год назад
Orc women before "the deed": "looks like meat's back on the menu!"
@JordanTheMann
@JordanTheMann Год назад
Looks like the breeding pool was kinda limited based on all the birth defects. Guessing they were all cousins.
@No1gamer
@No1gamer 4 месяца назад
I actually wouldn't doubt if that's a factor here but they are corrupted and twisted elves in the first place. They were basically turned ugly in the first place then the population likely had to start inbreeding at some point, so yes Pretty fugly beings lol
@prone_to_drift7166
@prone_to_drift7166 4 месяца назад
Sweet Home Alabama
@weary867
@weary867 4 месяца назад
Like that one fake story, one man and one woman, there's gotta be incest going at some point
@Sam_Porter69
@Sam_Porter69 4 месяца назад
@@prone_to_drift7166I was gonna say thaaat 😭
@mjm3091
@mjm3091 Месяц назад
Considering they are breed to be war meat - likely not many are even part of the breeding program. I wouldn't even be suprised, that if we go with the corrupted elves lore (Tolkien was rethinking it many times, ultimately wanting to change it) - Sauron is straight up keeping the original Melkor victims and makes them and their first generation children constantly reproduce. Elves are immortal after all. No need to change what's not broken.
@denimadept
@denimadept 2 года назад
They're really good at arithmetic.
@_Fr49f13nd
@_Fr49f13nd 2 года назад
I think Saruman bred humans with orcs to make the Uruk-hai and I don't think any human would breed with an orc willingly hahaha. Pure evil.
@zacktheartist609
@zacktheartist609 2 года назад
The orcs have a face not even a mother could love lol
@7Elvenpath
@7Elvenpath 2 года назад
So he forced marriage a Human mating with an orc. Same thing, what we do when we created Pitbull puppy that forcing A terrier breed with a bulldog. And trained them to fight and made them agresif dogbreed breed. Yes, Pure Evil.
@_Fr49f13nd
@_Fr49f13nd 2 года назад
@@7Elvenpath nah man. You got them all wrong. Pitbulls are good boys. Some of the best people I know are pittbulls. And I don't think Saruman staged elaborate wedding ceremonies for them...
@MegaBarnacle
@MegaBarnacle 2 года назад
@@_Fr49f13nd for real
@rev.jonathanwint6038
@rev.jonathanwint6038 2 года назад
you obviously don't know humans very well... I just saw a RU-vid video about a millionaire that got out on bail after raping a pig...
@Likexner
@Likexner Год назад
Q: Where are the orc women? A: Many of the orcs in the Jackson trilogy were _played_ by women. Thats not an answer. WHERE ARE THE ORC WOMEN???
@jgt2598
@jgt2598 5 месяцев назад
Personally, I like the implication that they're *right there with the rest of the orcs* , they're just not sexually dimorphic enough to even be distinguishable. My head canon is that, as a magically engineered warrior race, they don't even have gender the way the others do since that just gets in the way of their primary purpose of fighting wars. 50% or so of the species just have different "bits" than the other 50% and they have extremely short gestation periods, birth litters of very independent young, and grow fast. I mean, if I were engineering what are basically organic combat droids I'd go as far as making them hermaphroditic and capable of parthenogenesis to maximize replacement potential.
@apollomars1678
@apollomars1678 4 месяца назад
Orcs come from orcus (latin). they are demons. They were created by taking the creation of the good gods and twisting and corrupting the true creation of the good gods, because Melkor wont create stuff, only corrupt, like Rings of Power. Orcs exist to destroy by their creation/breeding and live the natural order around them. (s. the transformation of Isengard by the production of an ork army) They are an industrial creation to destroy nature around them. As a twisted unnatural creation by pure evil to destroy nature....they dont have women....they are not male....they dont work in any natural way of a normal natural race like humans, elves, dwarfs, even ents.
@conorgillespie7832
@conorgillespie7832 4 месяца назад
​@@jgt2598 My head Canon is they are Hermaphrodites... which I'm sorry but makes them even more creepy and twisted to me... Also they probably have every STI going. It's like having an Army of roided up Frank-N-Furters chasing after you.
@willatwood
@willatwood 4 месяца назад
They all became men, it’s 2024. Jackson was just way ahead of the times
@PutItAway101
@PutItAway101 4 месяца назад
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the reason they used women is that if you're going to use heavy prosthetics, it's best to start off with a smaller head, so the end result doesn't look too big. That would allow them to create the ordinary orcs whose heads are approximately human sized, compared to the Uruk Hai who are obviously played by men, and their heads look big due to the size of the prosthetics on top of a man's head.
@dr.anaB777
@dr.anaB777 9 месяцев назад
I imagine it like they breed together and the women don't produce babies, but birth half formed fetuses (kinda like kangaroos) who then crawl into the mud and grow there using the nutrition from the soil. And this is why we have that scene where the adult uruk hai is uncovered from the mud. That way we don't need to think about innocent baby uruk hai roaming about. And because they're birthing an entire litter of these and the gestation period is short, they multiply very quickly.
@richmondlandersenfells2238
@richmondlandersenfells2238 5 месяцев назад
that does make sense after all.
@herpderp3916
@herpderp3916 4 месяца назад
That's actually an interesting idea. Dropping the half-formed fetuses into nutrient-rich mud where they gestate and grow rapidly into physical maturity. Completely gross, but a cool concept.
@chrisdam4027
@chrisdam4027 Месяц назад
How do Orks multiply so fast? Simple, when an Ork dies, they release numerous spores like mushrooms... Wait... what do you mean 'Wrong Orcs'?
@johndelacruz1422
@johndelacruz1422 2 года назад
"First comes marriage" Reality: Young, dumb, and bold.
@wastrelperv
@wastrelperv Год назад
With the elves, it's marriage first. Tolkien's elves had elvish (idealized Catholic-like) mindsets, thinking of them as just like humans isn't true to Tolkien. These are not DnD's chaotic good genderfluid elves with open relationships. Nor are they the Witcher's elves who think themselves so much better than humans despite partaking in the same depravity (looting, burning, killing, r*ping).
@arcticwulf5796
@arcticwulf5796 7 месяцев назад
​@@wastrelpervElrond was half elven and married and elf. So it's not like its all set in stone.
@wastrelperv
@wastrelperv 7 месяцев назад
@@arcticwulf5796 That doesn't contradict anything I said.
@Doenerwerfer
@Doenerwerfer 5 месяцев назад
"it's MA'AM!!!"
@richmondlandersenfells2238
@richmondlandersenfells2238 5 месяцев назад
-orc 2023
@ColinPaddock
@ColinPaddock 4 месяца назад
I always just figured orcs reproduced like Minecraft villagers. Two orcs come together with enough food in their bellies, and a little monster goes scurrying into the darkness.
@jankutac9753
@jankutac9753 4 месяца назад
I always thought the original story was written for children, so it can be just discarded if you are actually trying to create a fully functional LOTR world
@Sam_Porter69
@Sam_Porter69 4 месяца назад
Well… you got something right. Something is being put in someone’s belly.😭😳
@Manlikepegasus
@Manlikepegasus 4 месяца назад
It’s likely very much akin to the beastmen in Warhammer fantasy. They are originally “created” from a specific situation/corruption of another living species, but then became a “natural” species so to speak. Now they repopulate in varying ways, and some ways are more obvious than others. We also need to remember that Sauron and Saruman were breeding orcs during a time when elves were not as abundant, and also likely a lot harder to capture/obtain(due to their lack of presence at that time). So we know that Saruman and Sauron were breeding orcs, but in a more “scientific”/“natural” way. So you could then infer that morgoth likely bred them in a similar way, but it’s more likely that he had to create them first by corrupting the elves with dark magic. Morgoth is a lot more powerful a being than Sauron or Saruman, and it’s very much within his capabilities to have powerful enough magic to create a completely new race from corrupting elves. I personally think it’s likely that they originally were created by twisting elves with magic, but that it was no longer necessary once they were “manifested” into the world. They essentially became a new part of the ecosystem, adapted, multiplied, evolved, etc. Now they repopulate/multiply in natural ways, and also can be bred through more “scientific” means(akin to like how humans mass breed livestock).
@hollandia86
@hollandia86 4 месяца назад
Tolkien disliked the idea that a demon/devil like creature could create life so Orcs are more manufactured than born
@AubergineMan.
@AubergineMan. 4 месяца назад
You also can't forget their naturally incredible singing voice
@MrDibara
@MrDibara 4 месяца назад
_"Where there's a whip, theeeere's a way~."_
@guyofminimalimportance7
@guyofminimalimportance7 Год назад
A lot of extras in the Movies were actually women made to look like men. In Specific there weren't a lot of available male horseback-riders available in New-Zealand to act as the Rohan cavalry, so most of them were female riders with fake beards.
@XBOWTOTHEFACE
@XBOWTOTHEFACE 4 месяца назад
because riding a horse is gay
@Mike01029
@Mike01029 2 года назад
I can already imagine the orc waifus if there’s an anime version of the series
@lukenel29
@lukenel29 2 года назад
Anime or no there already orc waifus.
@joshwarrey3728
@joshwarrey3728 2 года назад
Rule 34
@ДокторЯдо
@ДокторЯдо Год назад
How about Gears of War franchise and female locusts?
@elliothough7238
@elliothough7238 2 года назад
the subtle jab to Amazon got you a like from me
@thetrs1949
@thetrs1949 Год назад
"Meat's back on the menu boys" has a whole new meaning now.
@malekithsilverheart2357
@malekithsilverheart2357 8 месяцев назад
Tolkien stated there were in fact orc women, but they were not soldiers.
@kyle360123
@kyle360123 Год назад
They were dug up from under trees in one of the movies (I think 2 towers) leading me to believe they're fungle growths like in warhammer
@kevinkandra3862
@kevinkandra3862 4 месяца назад
Orc voice - “ I identify as a woman grrrrrrrr”
@Navesblue
@Navesblue 4 месяца назад
Art imitating life at this point.
@Petey0707
@Petey0707 4 месяца назад
TERF
@adamaraneta8709
@adamaraneta8709 10 месяцев назад
“With orcs, it’s like the jerry springer show” fuckin killed me
@duukn
@duukn 4 месяца назад
Daddy how did orks multiply so fast? Well son, did you know Peter Jackson made a film
@user-zs9bg6in1l
@user-zs9bg6in1l Год назад
Orc: "I'm starvin" "There ain't enough maggot'y bread for 3 stinkin days!"
@apolloknight9521
@apolloknight9521 2 года назад
I thought they breed through spores…
@QixTheDS
@QixTheDS 2 года назад
This ain’t warhammer
@kathev9050
@kathev9050 Год назад
This is isekai. Orc here comes from female elven knight. 😭
@wastrelperv
@wastrelperv Год назад
​@@kathev9050I hate that trope so much.. Producing through r*pe alone is just so inefficient and unlikely to succeed. I've always preferred female monsters (who look just as monstrous as the males) as being part of the equation. It makes much more sense and it's so much less cruel and disgusting. I also like how Warhammer handles most their monstrous races. Lizardmen have spawning pools, orcs and goblins are fungi (spores), skaven have females (typically turned into broodmothers through science/magic), and beastmen have females but also can reproduce through r*pe including with livestock (gross but I really like that, makes sense in a world of chaos shenanigans).
@commanderA20
@commanderA20 2 месяца назад
Bro
@monkeydust100
@monkeydust100 2 года назад
If they hold hands and kiss at the same time, boom baby.
@Sam_Porter69
@Sam_Porter69 4 месяца назад
Uhmm… it’s a bit more complicated than that… heh.. 😭😏
@DirtCobaine
@DirtCobaine Год назад
Then there’s the uruk hai. Who are tall, built, smart and don’t fear the sun. As well as the Olog-hai which were even more fearsome than the Uruk-hai because they’re basically the troll equivalent of Uruk-hai
@femoman
@femoman 11 месяцев назад
I think even Tolkien himself said that, due to orcs reproducing sexually, it just stands to reason and logic that femalenorcs exist, there just weren't any named in the books.
@deonking2648
@deonking2648 Год назад
I died when he said they where dumb as bricks yo😂😂😂😂
@enigmazero3082
@enigmazero3082 2 года назад
Dis oomie ain't know da first fing about Da Boyz.
@duyhungle9375
@duyhungle9375 2 года назад
Wrong bio weapon
@luciorodriguez1370
@luciorodriguez1370 2 года назад
Mushroom
@Omega403
@Omega403 2 года назад
I love that the Orks whole shtick is they are descended from weapons the old ones forgot to make an off switch for😅
@ericstaples7220
@ericstaples7220 5 месяцев назад
They hired women to play male orcs in the movies, because with their smaller faces they have more room to build upon with prosthetics. They were indeed playing male orcs.
@herpderp3916
@herpderp3916 4 месяца назад
Being an orc extra in LOTR was probably tons of fun, aside from having to sit still for hours to get the makeup and prosthetics applied.
@IAmProdAG
@IAmProdAG Год назад
Love the part where he explains how Orcs multiply so fast
@gasfrommyanusi0i594
@gasfrommyanusi0i594 4 месяца назад
Rings of power ain't canon. Hell it's not even fan fiction.
@aaronjackson4965
@aaronjackson4965 4 месяца назад
That burn is as deep as the fiery casim of Mt Doom
@VLFBERHTwolf
@VLFBERHTwolf 4 месяца назад
Amen to that.
@danaxellind5211
@danaxellind5211 2 месяца назад
"With orcs it's a bit more like the The Jerry Springer show" sounds about right lol
@codyspegel6317
@codyspegel6317 2 года назад
Witch King of Angmar was probably scared as hell surrounded by Orc womenfolk
@Abegilr_Dragonrider
@Abegilr_Dragonrider Год назад
No man could kill him, so basically every orc, male or female, could.
@mrrodriguezHLP
@mrrodriguezHLP Год назад
Scared? Or inspiration for new fanfic?
@Weather-more
@Weather-more Год назад
​@@mrrodriguezHLPIf you have one send the link.
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision Год назад
@@Weather-more shame on you Lmfao
@Weather-more
@Weather-more Год назад
@@MerkhVision Not everyone can resist the shadows. I am sorry.
@Mike-lc2tq
@Mike-lc2tq Месяц назад
“And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no orc women, and that orcs just spring out of holes in the ground!”
@lordhelmet9066
@lordhelmet9066 Год назад
Goblins came first then orcs and it was goblins that were allergic to the sun. Elves were bread with goblins and magic to make orcs....
@argaveus101
@argaveus101 4 месяца назад
orcs and goblins are the same thing in the setting, just different words
@theiviachine
@theiviachine 5 месяцев назад
That first picture of the orc is out of pocket 😂
@AtaMarKat
@AtaMarKat Год назад
Tolkien wrote that Orcs, like all other mammals, are sexually dimorphic, but that because he only wrote of Orcs going to war and never Orcs at home, we never met any Orc women, because Orcs don’t send their women to war.
@ge6549
@ge6549 4 дня назад
I was so afraid they were gonna say they were male mating with one another
@YuuSHiiiN
@YuuSHiiiN Год назад
Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!
@JackIngoff-o7k
@JackIngoff-o7k 3 месяца назад
“Ah shit we’re outnumbered and need troops fast” “Alright get the girls over here”
@PurpleArkStudio
@PurpleArkStudio Год назад
Ahh yes the middle earth version of the birds and the bees.
@alwinw64
@alwinw64 2 года назад
he did say they were dumb 🍻
@ffarkasm
@ffarkasm 4 месяца назад
you know, bees and flowers
@RobertWF42
@RobertWF42 11 месяцев назад
Next question: What did all these Orcs eat? They weren't growing crops in the dungeons of Utumno. My guess is, like Elves, they didn't have to eat a whole lot.
@emperor002002
@emperor002002 Год назад
I like the reproduction cycle of the Orcs from Warhammer 40K best.
@mrrodriguezHLP
@mrrodriguezHLP Год назад
Thas ORKS! Yah git! DA KAY IZ SILENT!!!
@684avatar
@684avatar Год назад
I don’t. The biology of it makes no sense but it’s warhammer after all lol
@emperor002002
@emperor002002 Год назад
@@684avatar Well if they set foot on a planet it's only a matter of time until game over. Kill them and spores galore.
@eoncatalyst
@eoncatalyst Месяц назад
Thank you for answering to this question! I always asked it in the metro when I saw so many refu…(*cough)…orcs with lots of children.
@leemastro9904
@leemastro9904 4 месяца назад
They didn’t have tv, video games, smartphones, computers, or the internet. What else are they going to do after a long day of rampaging, murdering, or torturing everyone else?
@tysonm2525
@tysonm2525 3 месяца назад
Wait, I wasn’t prepared for the TALK!
@Eckskalibur
@Eckskalibur Год назад
‘Cuz they’re part mush- Whoops, wrong IP.
@richmondlandersenfells2238
@richmondlandersenfells2238 5 месяцев назад
It's like looking at dwarf women. except they're more numerous than dwarf women.
@venkelos6996
@venkelos6996 2 года назад
I tend to support the idea that the Orcs were tortured, and mutilated from Elves, to become what they now are, and that it's mostly Morgoth's fault, but one thing I don't understand is how he changed them spiritually so much? I don't believe that Orcs are immortal, and only die via violence, even though that would probably be what kills then either way, but Elves ARE ageless, so what happened? How did Morgoth rip their immortality from them? Why don't their souls still travel to the Halls of Mandos? Morgoth didnt create their souls; he couldn't, so why are they so different? Did he strip their agelessness from them, just to tack it onto the dragons he was forging?
@michaelcollier3893
@michaelcollier3893 2 года назад
It's never stated openly, but if you notice when Shagrat & Gorbag are talking after Frodo's capture, they seem to be reminiscing about the War of the Last Alliance. 3000 yrs+, & both are still in prime fighting shape, so the implication is that they remain immortal. Also explains their numbers, since without a limited reproductive window like humans, they can be steadily pumping out new recruits for centuries at a time.
@zachj2379
@zachj2379 Год назад
Tolkien adresse this in the nature of middle earth. He says that when melkor tortured the elves, their fea, spirits, left their bodies and fled to the halls of Mandos. However, their bodies remained alive and resulted in what we now call orcs
@richmondlandersenfells2238
@richmondlandersenfells2238 5 месяцев назад
​@@zachj2379that is really depressing to think off.
@argaveus101
@argaveus101 4 месяца назад
@@michaelcollier3893 Tolkien said that the orcs are not immortal, and if not killed by violence or illness will age and die. He also said that they have shorter life spans than humans.
@michaelcollier3893
@michaelcollier3893 3 месяца назад
@@argaveus101 I've never heard that. If it comes from Tolkien's later writings, remember that Christopher Tolkien said much of those were philosophical musings (basically Tolkien asking himself 'what if') and they directly contradicted his earlier work. It also makes no sense within the story. See above post about them being soulless. That would make them essentially zombies. Yet they reproduced naturally, had emotions, ambitions, creativity, needed food, rest & medicine for injuries. They also could not have been so short-lived. Bolg was the son of Azog, killed at Moria. Bolg was killed at Erebor 142 years later, & was still fit to fight. That puts them on par with dwarves at minimum, but there are other points aside from my earlier example where orcs seem to be referencing long expanses of time.
@aminmian7291
@aminmian7291 4 месяца назад
Here I was thinking they come from spores when another dies in battle or when they are in a "WAARG!" state, they passive spew out spores. Oh wait, that's warhammer 40k.
@bdrew1111
@bdrew1111 Месяц назад
There were no female orcs in the source material. It's literally written in the books. It's cool that they had actresses playing as orcs, but it doesn't change the fact that there were no female orcs in the canonised Tolkein universe. This is just another example of Amazon's Rings of Power breaking established Canon.
@DrTolis
@DrTolis Месяц назад
“For the Orcs had life and multiplied after the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar…” -The Silmarillion, Chapter: Of the Coming of the Elves and the Captivity of Melkor
@tzerpa9446
@tzerpa9446 2 года назад
They learn their multiplication facts at school, from 0 to 10. They're good at algebra.
@ryan-pp6bg
@ryan-pp6bg Год назад
Morgoth had the orcs doing the Amish thing called "soaking" if any of you know what I'm talking about 😂
@theomnipotent9402
@theomnipotent9402 4 месяца назад
When a daddy orc and a mommy orc love each other a whole lot….
@therealnickynurotic8930
@therealnickynurotic8930 4 месяца назад
They torture an elf until it is broken to be bred by an orc
@Sam_Porter69
@Sam_Porter69 4 месяца назад
Orcussy 😋😏
@lenardbordo9838
@lenardbordo9838 4 месяца назад
I just want to point out that the theory of Melkor creating the Orcs out of corrupted Elves isn't 100% canon. Treebeard for example said that Orcs were created in the mockery of the Elves. While it is possible that corrupted Elves helped Melkor create the Orcs, from what I read Tolkien died before he really figured out the Orcs origins.
@bloodoftheunicorns2621
@bloodoftheunicorns2621 3 месяца назад
Created in the mockery of elves, doesn’t mean they weren’t created out of corrupted elves.
@lenardbordo9838
@lenardbordo9838 3 месяца назад
@@bloodoftheunicorns2621 No, but Tolkien never explicitly confirmed it either, wich is why I prefer thinking of the Orcs as: A) a generic term for most beings corrupted by Melkor, or B) a "natural" race that ended up corrupted by the first dark lord.
@bloodoftheunicorns2621
@bloodoftheunicorns2621 3 месяца назад
@@lenardbordo9838 Probably a bit of both.
@nexusofice9135
@nexusofice9135 Год назад
Amazon commands it and they magically appear... Totally in line with Amazon's show producers logic.
@SuperChristian808
@SuperChristian808 2 года назад
Maybe they have brood mother like dark spawn
@theyetti90
@theyetti90 4 месяца назад
There *ARRRE* no dwarf women!🧙‍♂️
@randallsmerna384
@randallsmerna384 4 месяца назад
Played by females and being female are two different things.
@Evamme534
@Evamme534 4 месяца назад
Orcs 🤝 Dwarves People cant tell the difference between the men and the women
@eminum7777
@eminum7777 4 месяца назад
When putin announces a new mobilization.
@DAENakaAK
@DAENakaAK Месяц назад
To quote Snoop Dogg "they don't die - they multiply"
@vilyar122
@vilyar122 4 месяца назад
I really thought you were going to say "first come marriage, wait one thousand years, then come the baby" lol
@芦白龙
@芦白龙 4 месяца назад
Goblin Slayer shows you how this works
@dionshaewishum4179
@dionshaewishum4179 Год назад
You would think considering the origin of orcs, they would be more powerful and maybe use some archaic type magic. Tolkien may have underutilized the orcs. Their society would have been fascinating if he had more grey areas in his work. With Tolkien was usually “good or evil” and little in between.
@ДокторЯдо
@ДокторЯдо Год назад
Tolkien wrote his orcs as antithesis of everything good or respectable. Even giving them skills with machinery was an act of evil in his eyes, probably because of WWI trauma.
@waltonsmith7210
@waltonsmith7210 Год назад
Theres plenty of grey areas in Tolkiens work...just not orcs.
@afrikasmith1049
@afrikasmith1049 4 месяца назад
Goblins from Goblin Slayer: We take females from most races and make them into playthings. Orcs from LOTR: We kidnap Elves and corrupt them until they are like us.
@Adam4ik3579
@Adam4ik3579 Год назад
Ukrainians are wondering too, how russian orks do that.
@LordHypnos4
@LordHypnos4 8 месяцев назад
Calculators, their technology is ahead of their time
@voster77hh
@voster77hh Год назад
Breeding Orcs is like living in a trailer parc (or backwater Russia).
@mikrophone8499
@mikrophone8499 Год назад
Or in the plains of African savanna which Tolkien was thinking of.
@whiteknightcat
@whiteknightcat 9 месяцев назад
One would presume they had access to calculators in order to multiply quickly.
@secdup2510
@secdup2510 4 месяца назад
Did you seriously just accuse me of assuming the gender of orcs in the lord of the rings movies.
@elite_rock_god2292
@elite_rock_god2292 4 месяца назад
This is something I wondered for a long time, the elf's populate very slowly but the orcs for some reason are breeding at fucking super speeds😂
@eobardthawne3333
@eobardthawne3333 2 года назад
I thought they grew from mushrooms.
@herrbear3049
@herrbear3049 4 месяца назад
You can’t tell me they’re not just goblin-elf halfbreeds
@alexstraz
@alexstraz 2 года назад
Why was uruk kai? Pulled out of a flesh sack in the second movie of LoTR? I thought this was their birth
@josericardomartinezramirez4113
@josericardomartinezramirez4113 2 года назад
peter jackson took many creative liberties creating the movies. that method was used as an allegory in the writtings that jackson used in a literal way so to not imply orc sex.
@R2D2xC26
@R2D2xC26 Год назад
Yeah... Because of that scene I thought Sauron used dark magic to resurrect the dead men and elf to uruk kai...
@josericardomartinezramirez4113
@@R2D2xC26 tolkien used the phrase "born in mud and slime" in a literary way to call the orcs "dirty beings", similar of lets say you would call someone "pig" or "scum", but jackson did it in a literal way. tolkien said orcs are elves so they reproduce the same way, and urukai are a combination of orc and human, so orcs basically r*pe human women to create hybrids.
@Comrade_Marius
@Comrade_Marius Год назад
@@josericardomartinezramirez4113 Uruk hai are not bred with human, they’re just a better breed. Orcs bred with humans already exist separately as Orc-men/half orcs, never seen in the movies tho
@maxmillan5195
@maxmillan5195 Год назад
now I know why they call Adar father. OMG.
@wildbill9490
@wildbill9490 3 месяца назад
According to the non-canon MERP game, orcs are fully mature by age nine. That would certainly explain their “productivity”.
@shirtlessviking9225
@shirtlessviking9225 Год назад
no, they lay eggs. (jk)
@nfamus601
@nfamus601 4 месяца назад
Candlelight dinners and a little Luther Vandross. 😌
@mohammadhazraty2372
@mohammadhazraty2372 Год назад
Didn't they breed in vats? I clearly remember Saruman breeding Uruk hais in vats, and shadow of war orcs mention vats
@Matt_History
@Matt_History 11 месяцев назад
Uruk-Hai aren't necessarily made in Vats, that's a movie invention. And the Shadow games are not a source as they openly contradict the history established in the books making them non canon (like Minas Ithil being taken in a Siege, or there being an Ent-Wife East of Mordor etc)
@juliandacosta6841
@juliandacosta6841 5 месяцев назад
Tolkien flip flopped. I like to think that saruman didn't solve the sunlight problem, and just dipped his orcs in some mud to shield them from the sun.
@HeadbutKneecap
@HeadbutKneecap 4 месяца назад
Imagine walking into a cave and just seeing an orc pile drive another orc
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