DEAD DEAD DEAD DROP ON THE GROUND PRIVATE DROP ON THE GROUD YOU'RE DEAD I STABBED YOU TOO MANY TIMES THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A BATTLE BUDDY PRIVATE
My father was a major and an MP in the army. We were stationed at Ft. Hamilton in Brooklyn. One day we came to the gate , going home, which was on the base. The guard was leaning against the inside wall of the booth with his hat pushed back on his head. He smiled and waved us through, barely looking at us. My father stopped the car, got out, and proceeded to tear the guard a new one for about 5 minutes. The army depiction is balls-on accurate...
The Air Force one is on point as well. I think it’s because AF bases almost always have super expensive assets (either planes or R&D stuff) that the security culture is so high. Even service members coming on an AF base sometimes get the whole shake down.
@@bobjohn2000 You ain’t kidding, especially if they stock any canned sunshine on base. I got to take a private tour the museum at Vandenberg a few years back. If you get the opportunity to see it, GO! Ask the curator to tell you his sea story. (One ping only). All the SP’s were rocking full combat kit with side arms and M4 carbines. It took about 2 hours to get background checked, photographed, and sufficiently documented to get on base. We did catch 2 SP’s doing the nasty up on the road to the cliff petroglyphs. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m a former Active Duty Marine, that had me rollin! He did NOT steal the car, he “Tactically Acquired” it for “security purposes”. Also, we do not SMOKE crayons, we only chew them. Helps us focus.
Only shitbags are former Marines!!! Are you a shitbag? ever heard ONCE A MARINE, ALWAYS A MARINE??? True Marines are only Active Marines and Inactive Marines. Unfuck yourself and get down and push, boot.
@@grimaldo99 was waiting for someone to say that. Im in the army and even I know that. I remember I was chatting with a marine who reenlisted and went army. So we're chatting and this private comes and hears about that and he goes "oh you used to be a marine" and we both just stared at him. I went "Easy killer, fuzzy doesn't know what he just said" and explained it to him. To his credit he apologized afterwards.
@Matt Gimble it's a marine corps thing. Keep in mind I'm army, so take with a grain of salt. You can take a marine out of the corps, but you can't take the corps out of the marine. Essentially, once a marine always a marine mindset. Going with what other guy said, the only former marines are shitbags who got kicked out (not for something legitimate like injuries, like you were bad at your job, lazy, generally more liability than asset, and not really fixable so you got the boot), so in a way calling a marine a former marine is basically saying they were a piece of shit who never should have been in the corps in the first place. Like I don't think they'd get angry at a civilian saying that, probably just correct them, but between military branches we have the infamous interservice rivalry. We know about each other so we can hate on each other, mostly in good fun. So a soldier says that, there's a decent chance they knew what they were saying making it come across as an insult.
Dang that Air Force one is too accurate. First time I drove my 1972 Dart Swinger on base, dude starts yelling about not wearing a seatbelt. I showed him that I had the lap belt on and then he argued with me for like 10 minutes that I wasn’t wearing it correctly. Once an older gentleman came over and explained to the first guy that old cars are designed that way he got all pissy and walked off. Every time after that when I drove that car, that guard would go back in the shack and let someone else handle it😂
I got stationed at Travis AFB in 1990 and I had a ‘67 Chevelle that also only had lap belts… it became such a damn hassle every time I came through the gate that I went to the DMV and the library until I found everything I could about the seat belt rules… Took everything to my First Shirt and asked him if he could talk to the SF Shirt because I knew I couldn’t be the only one dealing with this… About a week later it finally stopped! Turned out I learned that seat belts didn’t even become mandatory to be put in cars until 1968, so my car wasn’t even required to have seat belts at all!
@@SM-xy8iwHa! Lived on Travis AFB when I was little, moved away a few years before you got there, and even my 4 year old self knew they took car safety seriously and that I had better be in my booster seat right! That said there was one gate guard who always used to make me laugh by making silly faces at me after he checked my parents’ IDs!
I met a marine who was kind enough to each me their language 2 slow grunts means "how ye doing" 2 very aggressive ones means "show me what i want or get sent to hell" very educational.
Think of it in terms of what they protect: Navy: Multi-billion dollar ships Army: Infantry and rifles Air Force: Multi-million dollar stealth jets Marines: Crayons
I have to compliment the Marines; they've been been guarding the gates to Navy bases for over 200 years, and in all that time not a single gate has been stolen.
I work on an Air Force base and this is so accurate. The amount of times I am asked to roll my back windows down DURING THE DAY is laughable. But I figured out a secret, if you bring a pup with you they lose focus and catch army gate guard energy
LOL I was in the AF and also spent time on Marine Corps bases. I didn't think much of his MC depiction, but the AF one was spot on. Speaking of pups. I had just purchased a 8 week old Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever and was driving into the US from Canada. At the border they routinely asked if I had anything to declare and I started handing over paperwork. When the guard realized what she was looking at, she asked,"a puppy, huh? Can I see it?" She then proceeded to get a 10 minute puppy fix while the line behind me got longer...and longer....
My uncle served in the Army National Guard. He's retired now but if his sergeant or CO caught him doing that (dancing on duty) they would have chewed his ass out for sure.
@@jamesgomez9151the Air Force one is so accurate! My dad served until he was medically discharged and they were the most “normal” people. They always talked mono, and just scanned your card and didn’t talk to you after that.
@@macdrew345Yep but they also sure as hell don’t play when it comes to car safety! I’m sure it comes from a culture where every little thing you do with the aircraft damn well better be according to safety regs.
The Navy one is almost accurate. After being overseas for a couple of years, I transferred to China Lake and they had implemented the stop sign. Looking for my ID card, I completely drove passed the stop sign. I stopped right beside the female gate guard. The first thing came out of her mouth, “ DIDN’T YOU SEE THE STOP SIGN? YOU DO NOT PROCEED UNTIL WE TELL YOH TO DO SO!” A year later, I was driving to San Diego from China Lake, decided to stop in Miramar to gas up my car. About 10 feet from the gate guards, I stopped waiting for the guards to wave me in. He yelled out, “ what are you doing? There’s no stop sign.” Hahahaha. He said, “yeah, Navy folks do that all the time.”
The army one is so accurate. I went on camp Robinson one time for civilian business and the dude just waved me through with the biggest smile I’ve ever seen on an MP. I’m used to AF dudes checking your ID, your passenger’s ID, your dog’s ID, hell, even your ID’s ID. That military culture shock is real
Lmao I remember being stationed at JBLM and they didn’t give a shit who you brought on post as long as they have an id when it came to fort Lewis. They’d also wave entire busses full of people after only checking the driver for id. Fast forward a couple years at Davis monthan AFB. Tried to bring a family member on to use the community mechanics garage. Had to go to the visitor center, get a one day pass and had to wait an extra 30 min for a background check.
Putin’s Air Force guards should have taken notes because I bet they’re now in a Siberian gulag for allowing those two Tupolev bombers to get blown up by the Ukrainians 😂😂
The mark of the beast will be IN the right hand or IN the forehead. It is spiritual and physical. Most of the world worships the beast by keeping sunday, friday, Christmas, Easter, Eid, Diwali, etc. There is something physical coming that people will have to take if they want to buy or sell. Muslims go to the mosque on fridays. Repent. Happy new year! The new covenant will not save you if you continue being rebellious and stubborn against the word of the Lord. It is a sin to steal and a sin to forget the sabbath (saturday). *1 Samuel **15:23** KJV - For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.* Witchcraft, sorcery idolatry, witches, sorcerers, idolaters will be cast into hellfire. Only they that are washed in the blood of the Lord Jesus and keep his commandments shall be kings and priests. There is no such thing as a sunday rest or sunday sabbath in the Bible. Only the seventh day is blessed, sanctified and hallowed. Isaiah 66:22,23 says that from one new moon to another and from one sabbath to another shall all flesh worship before the Lord in the new earth. Matthew 7:21-23 proves that not everyone that says Jesus is Lord will enter the kingdom. We need to do the will of the Father which is to obey and honor our Lord Jesus Christ. He kept the sabbath, new moons and holy days while he walked the earth. Why do you keep sunday, Christmas, Easter and January 1st which he never kept? Repent.
As a former Marine, I found it funny that we were the only one without a device to check IDs. We had to make due without a lot of equipment that I finally realized that the other branches had. Haha.
I was USAF. My second duty station was an Army post. I found it incredible that the MPs had no clue where the USAF were on the post. There was only one part of the base devoted to a joint command. And the USAF there was a Wing, not some tiny unit.
Oh my Lord. I was a Army Military Police 👮🏿♂️ for 15 years (95 B to 31 B). So accurate for the Army. Laid back dancing and chill as heck. Look at those shaving profiles accurate to a fault. 😂
The navy one is so accurate, people are either really chill or actively go out of their way to be an asshole. There are a lot of shit talkers. "You didnt see the stop sign? Whats that stop sign mean?" "It means stop" "So why didn't you stop?" 100% ACCURATE lol
Yeah, gave me a bad vibe. But then again, saw a video of their training/ boot camp, and it was pathetic. Their pushups were so improper, like mediocre high school ish when teach isn’t looking. The branch gives me small dick energy, hence their hostility for Karen ish like a stop sign (literally a modern family episode)
Marine veteran here. Worked in the MP's for a bit. The Marine portion is 110% accurate. Lots of grunting and fists. We rarely wore our duty vests too and for a long time just manually checked CAC's 😂🤣 everyday we'd be hyped up for a showdown in case things popped off. And they did. 😎😎
The golden rule of the gate... do exactly what the guard tells you, regardless if they're an E1... I can always clear up any confusion with their commander later 😆.
@@MorRobots Exactly, how you gonna give basically a damn civilian a beret, IOTV, weapons, a Whelen™ siren in a car, guns, taser, handcuffs, pepper spray, and a radio that goes to all of SF?
"Mustang? A P-51 MUSTANG? YOU CALL THAT A PLANE?!" On a side note, I imagine how Coast Guard and Space Force would go. Coast Guard would do a full search, if they really are like Quora describes them. (4 Coast Guards storming into a ship and 2 more on a boat with a MG because a chief engineer accidentally flipped the flag upside down on a bad night and his engineer buddy didn't saw and 3 high ranking members called him). Space Force... What would they do? Like, just wave for you to show your card and then drive in since, what would a thug do on a SF base? Steal a space shuttle? (I'm kidding don't kill me guys.)
@@aft5264 AFAIK marines usually eat crayons. I guess he was low on them and hes saving them. I heard that the difference between pencils and crayons is like between ramen and instant ramen.
The army and airforce dudes are so accurate, as a visitor af threatened to kick me out because my mass id was a learners permit. The army dudes kept asking us what boston was like and if we’d been, then waived us in
Reminds me of that old-ass joke. "Secure the building means; Army: Seize and protect Marines: Attack and destroy Navy: Turn off the lights and lock the door Air Force Arrange 5 year lease with option to buy 🤪🤪🤪🤪I kid, I kid.
As a prior service usaf security police, that Marine Corps one was accurate. One Marine got every class six in Okinawa locked down, during the G8 summit. All Marines had to stay dressed for 24 hours during the summit.
“As you can see the wild Marine doesn’t take kindly to other species encroaching on their territory and asking too many questions. This Marine in particular escaped the bustle of his platoon and became independent. Thus no battle buddy. An extremely rare sight but also a marvel of nature. After this Marine has dispatched his prey he will likely return to his platoon with a war trophy. Usually an energy drink or nicotine taken from the prey.”
Being an 8 year AF vet, those security forces dudes were 100% accurate 🤣… The glasses, the abuse of power, the suspicion of perfectly normal automobile configuration and behavior 🤣. Only thing missing was a field sobriety test 🤣
We did RVI, "random vehicle inspection" at night. We had to come up with a start and stop time and a way to be fair about who we stop. Most people did every third car or something like that. I'm not most people. I did every blue sticker until I got called into the Chiefs office because of a complaint. He said to rerandomize so I started doing every car the gate guard saluted. Hey, just trying to be fair.
@@muleacrefarm1568 This is gold! When I was Security Forces they were called BEPC "Base Entry/Exit Point Check" they were supposedly set up by the wing commander for the gate, what times, whether it was entry or exit checks, and it specified "Every 5th car" or "Every 3rd car" or whatever. Of course, you didn't count while you were searching one.
I can confirm. Me and my battle did the same thing when we were assigned as acp guard for rear d, we had the day shift and things slow down in afternoon (for us) and we just do random stuff like this from dancing from a strangers' radio to reenacting characters from video games lol
This is true. Me and a battle were the randos. We just kinda shot the bull with everyone who pulled up. Would have thought we'd known each other for years
Recently moved to Northeast Ohio. Went to Wright Pat for the first time to get my bearings there. Pulled up to the gate and showed ID, asked for directions to the Commissary and BX and he sighed, HARD, and said, "This about all im good for. Take a right, go until it looks like a commissary." 😂😂😂
True story: Early 1960’s; Marine Air Station Cherry Point, blue window sticker on left windshield for officer, red for enlisted. Non uniformed Marine major with window sticker failed to stop and show his ID card at the sentry box. Marine gate guard stepped into the street as the car went by and fired his .45 into the rear window of the vehicle, striking the major in the shoulder. The Second Marine Air Wing Chief of Staff, a Colonel, awarded the Marine MP a commendation for performing his duty.
Two civilian cars got lit up by Marine MPs when I was in Quantico during 9/11. They flagged the car to stop, but they kept driving full speed through the main gate and the Marines shot up the car into the side ditches.
My son in law was active duty At Camp Lejuene during the Tail end of our involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan. There was Some noisemakers in the local Muslim community and some Off base protest. We visited the Base and the soldiers on gate Duty were pretty effing scary. There was no smiling or have A good day. They were armed To the teeth and appeared more than ready to defend the Gate. Fun video.
I rolled into Ft.Benning about ten years after I retired for a reunion. I have Ranger Scroll on the front of my truck from my service in the Regiment. This young Specialist checks my ID, throws a salute and says "Welcome Home sir!" Made me feel warm all over and want to jump out of an airplane and blow some shit up!
The Marine Corps is so accurate lmao, when you're a Marine. My girlfriend at the time didn't know how to follow directions and get her visitors pass before coming on Lejeune, and the gate guards just trusted her when she said she was there to see me and go to the ball, waved her right on through.
I love how the air force one is so accurate. Half the time they'll only barely glance at your ID before letting you pass, other times they'll randomly stop you acting like you bringing RPGs onto the base
i used to be a pizza delivery guy, had an airforce base in our delivery area so we all had to get base passes, i never had any issues with them, and the only time i was pulled over on base was for a tail light that was out but they only gave me a warning, nice guys all around.
I grew up on a Navy base. I'm currently in the Army. And I currently work on an Air Force base. I can vouch that those three are pretty accurate haha. I won't speak on the Marines though. But it seems highly accurate lmao.
Me an army vet on gate guard, “thank you sergeant have a good day, your headlight fluid is low though” “My what” “Headlight fluid sergeant” “Alright I’ll get that done” Pulls into px, goes inside for 5 min. Leaves, Starts speed walking yelling with knife hands at me, “Push!” “What’s going on sergeant” “Push, push, push” Last time I told a joke.
As a former navy ma this shot never ceases to make me laugh 😂especially bc one of the guys I worked with was former air force and he was spot on like the guy in the vid 😂😂😂😂
I remember I had like two decks of cards for games like blackjack or poker, they roasted me for it and threw a deck of Pokémon cards into my vehicle, I looked at it when I got to the barracks and saw every single card in there was a fire energy card.
The Air Force one is hilarious. As a civilian I got a “ticket” for my passenger not wearing a seatbelt in a 5 mph zone. Also got searched about every other day when I went in the same airbase every single day lol😂
Was in the Army you guys had the best Hummers I ever seen are hummers took beating after beating but you’re seemed built better and the af hummers well,,, didn’t see allot of them but they seamed more like the civilian version to me
I was a Security Specialist in the USAF back in the SAC days. Only I didn't work no main gate security. I was in the restricted areas. This is hilarious!
I watch this with an Air Force veteran. He said it was quite relatable because the strictness of military checkpoints are most based on what they protect; weapons, vehicles, equipment, land, etc. Air Force base security never wished for anyone to infiltrate and hijack a plane or something. The same goes to the Navy.
You do realize that most military installations in general have more than one element stationed there? They rotate gate responsibilities amongst the branches and brigades/units/etc.. They also use private civilian contractors.
I was in the Air Force and it was always interesting and sometimes scary working with the Marines. In one example, an airman from our section went to make a fuel delivery where the marines had setup camp and the marine perimeter guard thought he was being tested because he wasn’t previously notified of the airman’s arrival. He ordered the airman in the prone position until he verified his I’d. When I came out the next day, I ensured everything was cleared for me to be there…I didn’t want to eat any dirt😅
That’s because we Marines know when something doesn’t look right. An AIRMEN coming into MARINE territory? That’s like a rabbit walking into a den of hungry lions!
Good bitch, you wanna speed coming up to the gate. Call your wife and let her know you're on post next 24. I don't give a %#/% if your father in law is a Major. In fact, good, call your wife, she's on duty now too.
@@jaychildz As people have said before, if it's wet and salty you'll find them. If you're looking for something specific, Yorktown is a good place to start.
The mark of the beast will be IN the right hand or IN the forehead. It is spiritual and physical. Most of the world worships the beast by keeping sunday, friday, Christmas, Easter, Eid, Diwali, etc. There is something physical coming that people will have to take if they want to buy or sell. Muslims go to the mosque on fridays. Repent. Happy new year! The new covenant will not save you if you continue being rebellious and stubborn against the word of the Lord. It is a sin to steal and a sin to forget the sabbath (saturday). *1 Samuel **15:23** KJV - For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.* Witchcraft, sorcery idolatry, witches, sorcerers, idolaters will be cast into hellfire. Only they that are washed in the blood of the Lord Jesus and keep his commandments shall be kings and priests. There is no such thing as a sunday rest or sunday sabbath in the Bible. Only the seventh day is blessed, sanctified and hallowed. Isaiah 66:22,23 says that from one new moon to another and from one sabbath to another shall all flesh worship before the Lord in the new earth. Matthew 7:21-23 proves that not everyone that says Jesus is Lord will enter the kingdom. We need to do the will of the Father which is to obey and honor our Lord Jesus Christ. He kept the sabbath, new moons and holy days while he walked the earth. Why do you keep sunday, Christmas, Easter and January 1st which he never kept? Repent.
Ex Navy, I don't remember much about stop signs, but the drama and expectation to follow direction is spot on. Being stationed on an Air force base, I can say that part is also accurate. I remember Marine bases did away with gate guards at one point and I figured there was nothing of value there to protect.
(early 2000's) I was with my son (Marine) driving into an Army base for relatives boot camp graduation. My son showed his USMC ID, they told us to pull over. We had 4 MP's approach the car. Asked for his ID again. He give it to them, then......All we heard was how great the "colored" ID was. Found out later that the Army had not issued out colored ID's like the Marines had at the time. lol
This has gotta be a stateside thing. Worst I had was some airmen complaining about my cac not reflecting my rank the day I put on staff. Which, I mean, kinda fair
I mean not from USA. But air force bases often have extremely high value hardware / first strike response and detection. Shouldn't they be taking there job seriously?
I’m a Brit civilian and had to enter a USAF base in the U.K. (RAF Lakenheath) and those air force guys were just like they were in this video. Proper serious and checked every inch of my car!! Was slightly intimidating but in a good way!
Guards do more thorough search on civilians vehicles than, say a military tractor-trailer with full cargo rolls up to a commercial vehicle checkpoint. I remember having to wait few minutes for a gate open up after a civilian tractor went through. Only few seconds for us afterwards.
“The Americans recruit marines from jail houses and insane asylums, who only seek bloodlust” ~the Japanese officials during Guadalcanal 1942. Normally I thought this was exaggerated, but Now I understand what they meant
As a Sailor who was stationed on a Marine base, and would have to head to other bases - I can confirm this shit is 100% accurate. Marines out there preparing to be Wal-Mart greeters.
@@USMC_Matt0351 First of all - get the fuck off your high horse. Former Marine? Interesting. Because according to my Uncle, various cousins, and colleagues who served in the USMC, there is no such thing as a former Marine. Secondly - I was station in HI. I did aircraft maintenance. Work was one side of the island, and deployed out of another part of the island. When I was off on the weekend, I would head over to hang out with buddies at the Army base. Don't come in here touting off some bullshit resume trying to impress people.
@@USMC_Matt0351 I was thinking "this is one of the most well accomplished men in todays society, he has to be lying". did a small lookup and found this guys LinkedIn. these have to be the most credentials ive ever seen in my lifetime, give this dude an award. I don't know what type of award, when, or how. just give the man one for christs sake. thank you for your service! - random 15 year old from NYC that likes the military
@@USMC_Matt0351 Dog made a joke, and you just assumed he's jealous. That's some ego shit. You've accomplished a lot, and that's cool, but too much pride will just come off as cringe. Listing your credentials is more of a call to authority, rather than an actual argument. At the end of the day he made a joke, and relayed an anecdote about the accuracy of the comedic video. You replying with all that shit just makes you come off as hurt. Now I'm not sure if some comments got deleted or something, or what it is I'm missing but where did this come from? "I also said cute cats but I’m more of a dog person. Do most Canadian men obsess over cats the way you do? You’re like the Canadian version of an American crazy cat lady. I do like old cars though." P.S. before you ask, I don't have any credentials. Also it was kinda cool reading about all the shit you are involved in. Edit: Oh my gosh you googled his fucking name hahahahahahhahah. Idk if that's really him but that's funny. I hope you didn't say that shit to try to intimidate him, because if so, that's some weak shit fr. Over some youtube comments man? smh. I can't pretend like I was never guilty of similar things, but I realized that shit was silly and grew out of it.
*Back in the 80s/90s everybody got American Express because through windshield during the morning rush it looked enough like an ID card that if you forgot your ID you could still get in without hassle.* 😂
