How Hoodwinked ACTUALLY Connects 

I genuinely, completely, and unironically believe that The Theorizer is one of the smartest mortals in the universe. He is essentially the real life version of Patrick Star, granted with all the knowledge. I say this because his theories are consistently proven to be 100% true. Mort? 100% true. Katie? 100% true. Patrick and Gary? 100% true. He finds so much evidence for each one that there is virtually no debate as to whether these theories are true or not. Not to mention that everything he theorizes on is nearly a decade old or more, so all these connections have been there for years, yet he’s the only person who has ever put them together. The fact that this consistently happens means it cannot be a coincidence, and the fact that he is still surprised by this shows he may not fully know how smart he is. He also mentioned on Twitter that he intentionally leaves out obvious connections for us commenters to find, so we think we found connections ourselves, and thus believe the videos more. only a genius mastermind would think to do this. therefore, I completely believe The Theorizer is one of the smartest mortals in the universe, if he’s even mortal at all.

And guess who else has something to do with Schnitzel? Yup, Schnitzel from Chowder... and who does Schnitzel work for? Mung Daal! What is Mung Daal known for? RECIPES! It all points back to Boingo

I fully blame Theorizer for making me wholeheartedly determined to one day create a story that is so complex that even he cannot unravel all its mysteries... Good luck to me, I suppose

Hey, Theorizer, can you come up with a theory about Rango? The movie has a deep enough story about control and manipulation, I'm sure there's some hidden details that point to a further conspiracy, not to mention the more surreal scenes and characters in the movie.

I looked up the Schnitzel song for the nostalgia. Then I heard the lyrics 'dough and meat'. Today I learned that Schnitzel is a breaded meat dish, not a sweet like I had always assumed.

I know you’re busy with Hoodwinked and Hoodwinked Too but I think the blue sky film Robots needs a theory at some point. There a whole socioeconomic conspiracy within Robots, parents need to buy kids, upgrades cost a fortune and how did the Ratchet and his mother take control in the first place.

So. First thought. Could him singing his Schintzel song just be advertising it?

This theory is going to fully turn the Hoodwinked on its ear and back again. I’m looking forward to seeing how this goes in the future

As a German I can confirm that you can't trust anyone who sells Schnitzel

The fact this actually makes sense scares me so much

Hansel and Gretel being Boingo’s test subjects works so well! I can’t believe I didn’t make that connection.

The best way to express your channel to those interested in it is the hole in Alice and Wonderland, crossing over to a land of pure absurdity and madness, but not necessarily a bad world.

Interesting

This guy digs into movies more than matpat digging into fnaf

It's night, it's thunderstorming, this is the perfect time to watch this chanel!

This makes Hookwinked Too SO much more interesting.

Oh yes, I'm ready for the madness.

Kipo and the wonder beasts, meet the Robinsons and this movies should all be connected because there are so many frogs in suits in all of them Maybe that could be his next theory

I love how almost all of his theories turn out to be true, patrick and gary? true. Mort? True.

4:50 😂😂love that i wonder if that was on purpose tho 16:26 if thats graphic my drawing are vary detailed

Hey, I have a thought. What if Hansel and Grettel are watching a commercial for the Schnitzel? Or maybe it's security footage? I think that the commercial idea may work, since he wants to be an actor an all.

5:53 I think this image would give Freddie Krueger nightmares.

I love how the theory makes sense and the way you deliver it. 10/10

A random thing I noticed watching Hoodwinked Too: the gum that Twitchy offered to Wolf was called 'Little Red', a link to Reds parents maybe?

I believe it may be worth considering that the Schnitzel song may have simply been an advertisement for his food brand. This would fit well concerning the part with his song is the only one shown on the TV. We never saw recording equipment, but I believe the way the camera follows his posse through the woods insinuates a recording of a legitimate advertisement rather than a hidden camera bunny and a bunch of brainwashed children that would make the food business’s schnitzel-peddling competition even more successful. Could be deep, or it could be a simple goose chase. Maybe the part of them being his kids still fits, and they are watching his advertisements to keep tabs on him? If I really felt like stretching I could even claim that they are only following along with Boingo/Verushka for the truffles as a way to become more successful than their deadbeat father out of spite, but I digress. On a different note, Boingo’s clipboard shows that he already took down the muffin man. How? Is is connected to anything else?

The lore of this movie may be deep and very dark, but watching hoodwinked 2 with your buds will never not be fun

Woah!!! You & film theory need to collab together!!! This was 👌!!!! 😂🤣

Obscure background characters: Exist Theorizer: IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?

Alright, I'm prepared to abandon all semblance of reason, let's do this

I'm probably just reading way too much into this but I think that Kurt inadvertently created Boingonium and Boingo stole it from him. The children eating the schnitzel are very much high as a kite. Going so far as to try to snort the schnitzel on a stick, which is a funny weird detail for the animators to add into a song. Maybe stealing Kurts" tires was enough to break Kurt Financially to sell the only thing he had left, his recipe.

Every one of your videos, I find at least a Dozen phrases that I want on a Tshirt, whether in or out of this context. This video is no exception 😄 "Circle of Ouroborous Logic." "Just like a Venus Flytrap... Or a Gingerbread House." "Desperate for snacks- More desperate than a normal person." "I am serious, and I am right." "I'd roast myself if I were so inclined." This man be a genius in more ways than one 😂

Everyone my mind is blown I was rewatching the goat song he said "some witch dun put a spell on me 37 years ago" ... So who's a witch we know in hoodwinked it's verushka van vine ... boi she did that there proof that the movies are canon

In the Grim Brothers og story of Hansel and Gretel, their father was a wood cutter; it explicitly said a “poor wood cutter”. So it makes lots of sense for him to be the father

Gota say, your by far my favorite theorist😁✌️

Can you do a theory on the red squirrel from penguins of Madagascar tv show

A possible theory on the muffin man might be interesting, as there is a legend about how the song was originally a warning to kids about a serial killer than lured kids using muffins.

I was kinda having a bad day and this made it 1000 times better

I thought this was a video about syndicalism

Man this movie was only just a blip but you have so much about it. Damn.... I fuckin adore you dude

You are a genius Mr Theorizer

Your theories are becoming more and more part of the lore. To where it's had to see them as theories. 😂😄

My favorite channel where morbid thoughts come together

I think that Shniecel song is the only "acting" in the first movie the twins are watching because they smile and dance as one like in a commertial and song sounds like it was recorded.

OUR GRAND LEADER GAS RETURNED TO US (Cult joke)

Bruh this shit was fate for me , I was literally thinking about hoodwinked and was like "I wonder if there are theories" boom found the first video , decided to watch the movies then watch the theory and as soon as I finish the theory u upload the next !

Of course I want to commend you on your work and express my love of your sense of humor. My fear, however, is how close you're coming to revealing that you are, in fact, an evil genius. I don't know if I should be terrified or polishing off my resume for the position of evil henchman that surely will be opening up soon . I am quite good at following direction and could probably could set up booby traps given enough time , so .. Either way... Heh heh heh!

Bro go watch The Patrick Star Show IMMEDIATELY! It could potentially make multiple of your theories even more possible or even cannon!

i want to see boingo's and flippers's backstories.

Thank you so much for another hoodwinked theory this is getting very interesting indeed.

I can’t believe it. This is very grounded despite everything. I get the feeling if there was 3rd a character like you would’ve existed either that or these hunches would’ve been fully realized.

Keep these coming!

Thank you for talking about those movies 💕

Yes, I was waiting for thisssssss

It’s been 2 years. It’s time.

You deserve more like you such a good RU-vidr

Personally, I thought that when the giant said "never trust short people", he was referring to Jack because in the story "Jack and the Beanstalk", the giant was defeated by him and...y'know...the main place where the giant lives/works in "Hoodwinked 2" is at the top of a huge beanstalk... The theory of the Grim Twins knowing the giant -- and angering him -- could also be possible though. Also: After watching this video the first time, the description of how the test subjects acted when being fed Boingonium (not sure if I spelled it correctly or not) reminds me of the real-life drug of crack cocaine, which really really unnerves me.

I just noticed what about the goat who became cursed since 37 years by a witch. Dont know if it's important

I actually thought Hansel and Gretel were just using a fake backstory based on the movie they watched.

Hoodwinked is my favourite film and I love these videos so much

Love your videos

Love your theory.

Omg 17 minutes went by way too fast lol. I adore your videos! 💖🙏

Yes the craziness is amazing

Wow this is amazing

It's scary how much sense this makes 😳 I'm shook!

in my theory Boingo is a mafia boss

Getting my daily dose of inane ramblings in for today.

I’m not sober enough for this…

“I’m assuming you’ve seen both Hoodwinked films and part 1 of my first theory” No and no

The Theorizer could literally tell me that eating cat shit will give me super powers and I would believe him

*Who's here for the chaos* ⬇

MA NEW THEORIZER VIDEO JUS DROPPED

so good this makes sense

I've seen both hoodwinked movies and damn I loved the first one. This theory is wild

Gru is in the secret life of pets!

I- I swear this movie made me like twisted dark books and when I was 9 create a story about red riding Hood killing her dad 🤦‍♀️

Theorizer u missed a scene where nicky was ok from his attack from the pigs while the other agents were sent of. Yet why was he left behind?

Yo I’m always scared watching your videos man 😫no joke

Love this theroy

Yessssss the madness has returned!

This dude fr needs to collab with Game Theory

Can you make Nanny Mcphee theories or her tragic childhood?

DUDE in the beginning of hoodwinked the press literally asks if the HOUSE IS MADE OF GINGERBREAD!!?!?

How aint this person at a mil subs yet

Okay but if you didn’t listen long enough to hear the Theorizer completely roast Hoodwinked and laugh his lil crazy laugh, go back and watch it now

1 minute ago... Coffee in hand... Dogs n cats out... Door locked... Let's DO It!!!

I clicked the video bc I misread and thought it said "hoodtwink: The Evil Syndicate" and you know what? Not disappointed at all

Ah yes, the perfect video to craft to.

I have an Idea What if the policemen the children and the creatures and other Restaurant owners that red and the others encounter are also in on this Granny is portrade (I can't spell that word) in the first one on more than one occasion as the greatest at everything she does, winning without an issue. So what if the rabbits henchmen teamed up with him because they where sick of being Shown up by an old women, simalar to the witch from the second. And what if the reason that no one seemed tp be able to Catch on to any of the plans (which if the whole police Departement and whole woods looked into would most likely be easy to solve) Was because they where all in on it. Thats why the pigs seem to enjoy eating grannys cookies, She's the only person With treats now which arnt infected and they know it

This channel is just like film theory... If film theory was actually good and original

18 whole minutes? You spoil us

hoodwinkedception!!!!!! is what i'm getting at , at the beginning of this video

You made me laugh at the end.

You know the frog said that they needed a comic artist for that scene Meaning the first movie

I never even thought of that. It would make for a 3d movie.

Kirt on the Tv could be a ad for his brand of snizal, I feel like it is his side Business.

New video?!!? oh yeah... thats the stuff.

Maybe the Schnitzel's song is actually from a commercial about selling schnitzels?

Oh no. It's here. THAT'S HIM OFFICER!

who's ready to be mindblown? I am.