How I'm Maxing My Account COMPLETELY AFK 

Can't wait to (not) play my account up to 2277. Should be a good time. New uploads every Tuesday at 3PM CST. Love u all. Bye

Runescape players will do anything in their power to not actually play the game

Something i did to make agility somewhat bearable is change my 117HD settings so the screen is completely black then go to a rooftop course and turn on the agility plugin that highlights the jumps, then i'd lower the window opacity in runelite settings to around 40-50% and have a movie playing in the background so it's basically completely braindead. Hope this helps, also didn't know you used to post soulsborne content! Have you played the new elden ring dlc?

Your humor is awesome and these were great suggestions for someone with a lot of time to play on mobile. Glad I stumbled upon your channel

35 Year old here! Played since 2003! My current account i play Old school is the same one I created the first time I ever played. Game is the only game I ever have longevity with. Have subscribed as you're right, it does resonate so much with me! Look forward to watching the series from the beginning!

PEOPLE FORGET: firemaking is afk! they brought back bonfires a while ago, you get half xp for a log and its pretty slow, about 40k xp an hour.

someone found a 1 click to zeah blood alter from the dark alter where you imbue the essence blocks. i think it was posted on the reddit. i haven't been to try it myself but i quite enjoyed training there already and its definitely gonna be an improvement when i decide to go back for maxing.

For afk RC fyi you can do GotR minimum points. Gives a long afk time and about half the xp/hr you would get actively playing.

If you mine your own daeyalt essence and use it all at ZMI it is overall more time to 99 but it reduces the amount of time you have to actually runecraft, which makes it partially afk. That’s what I did and made it a little more bearable

Love the series, keep it up chief!

Creeping closer and closer I recently found the ardy night 376 love it very afk minus lots of clicking or tapping on mobile!

It was my pleasure big man. Love the content, I have a similar play style as you so it’s good content while I afk myself to max. Whenever you get bored and wanna do some more pvm lemme know

Awesome Series, This hits home with the time constraints! 90 - 99 agility - I did a small 2nd window, zoomed out at Ardy course, with all the obstacles visible, Agility plugin with idle flash to let me know when the obstacle was completed. I highlighted my character in red to be more visible. Runecrafting, I did blood runes, very minimal clicks. still 30k+ p/h and generated GP I used on other skills. (this will be better now with Blood essence and Raiments of the eye) Good luck!

Great video fella, subbed 😎

Great video bro. I'm going to be using that hunter training method while editing videos. I'm also playing Dark Souls 3 right now, it's super fun.

Just found your channel, I plan on going back and watching the series. Would love if you could make some middle age maxing guides that you've used, but also, may be some money makers as well. I'm billions of GP off decent gear, would love to upgrade the scrub gear.

quick tip to make ur life easier at brimhaven agility, use detached camera and just click on the middle of the trap! No need for fancy camera placements!

Love this bro! More afk and mid level irl guides pls

gained a sub for sure

Hey first video of yours ive seen. Great stuff. Btw thieving is easy in varlamore. U can just thieve citizens when they get distracted by children in the square

I’m on the tail end of the max grind myself. 2274 total, almost 2275. Just have a few runecrafting levels to get! Also have about a 4 bill bank and I’m gonna get the infernal cape after. It’s a grind for sure as life really comes at you rather fast. Started the account in my mid 20s, and I’m now inching closely to 30 so it’s been speeding up tremendously here. Enjoy it while you can! I sure have been.

Love the video. I can't spend too much time concentrating but have plenty of hours I can AFK.

For fishing, don't forget the perm Priff fishing spot that never moves, all you have to do is set left click to drop, and its absolutely reclined. 60k an hour with only clicking to empty invent.

You can like double foot pedal the theiving somehow and line up the inventory with the sacks so you use the second foot pedal to open inventory and sacks and minimize it somehow idk i feel like I’ve violated the theme of afk maxing by writing a comment this long

Thanks bro Hunter is my last req for Sote, I was at 58 and it is by FAR my least favorite skill ever it is just so slow and click intensive and boring. This made me grind out MM2 requirements and do the quest in about 2 days but it also gave me so much other good stuff so now hopefully I can do Sote in less than 3 days at 61 thanks to this vid. Cheers

Runecrafting at zeah has been really chill lately. 150k off 99 rn and 250 hours later. It takes soooo looong man but rlly happy if I get it.

For Firemaking you can do the Forestry bonfires thing thats similar in nature to RS3. Slightly reduced exp rates, but afk nontheless. Honorable mention is infernal axe -> Redwood afk is decent firemaking exp too.

I only get like 30 mins to play a day (even on weekends) at home, however I get to afk at work for about 5 hours a day, so this is exactly the type of video I needed lol

This is such relaxing hunter xp

afking gotr is the best afk rc method. very laid back and good xp

love the video

Hi, i can't seem to use the monkeybars to get to the creeck, it says a magix force... How i fix this plz?

u can do blood runes as a 2nd monitor thing for rc

"Welcome to middle aged maxing" Me middle aged: Ooooh 'mashing tf outta the subscribe button'

you are my spirit animal lmao

Thank you for being extra theral, or however you spell that word, in your video.

There isn’t a fully AFK RCing method but you can AFK daeyalt essence. Essentially allows some AFK time to boost RCing

within 1min this guys making me rofl

Bird houses & monkeys is how I got the req for soe & I can't stand hunter. One of my least favorite skills. Also, if you want to do it real quick & willing to do more clicks, which most aren't. Drift nets, insanely quick exp plus alright fishing exp.

Have you tried out house keys for thieving? It's fairly afk, way less clicks required than knights, 100k/hour at lvl 90+

my back hurts just sitting here watching this video:P

Btw boys the fly fishing spot outside of priff never despawns! Hands down greatest fishing spot for my afk/mobile work boys

Nice method. Why can't I cross the monkey bars to the north in the tunnel? I'm getting "It's as if a spell has been cast on them to keep away unwanted visitors" EDIT: You need Kruk's greegree to cross.

Middle aged maxing got me good😂

How do you afk that agility if you do that though? What can you do elsewhere if your mouse is occupied?

One click summer garden is decently afk. With the Runelite you click once every few seconds. Probably nothing compared to a foot pedal, that's next level. Wishing I took more advantage of the squiirk worlds when they were active. That agility method blew my mind! Do you know mow much xp/hr it is?

good idea

This is my shit. Keep it up

Did they sneaky patch the brimhaven agility jump method? I just tried and i get exp the first 4 times, then nothing. If i try again after a minute i get exp, but again it stops after 4 drops. Kinda sad, i was gonna do that during work

Have you seen the afk POH agility method?

What hunte rlevel to do thst monkey hunting?

I did blood/soul runecrafting on zeah working from home, afk and chill asf. That’s how I got my 99 RC

Always use a blessing when fishing!

Middle aged maxing both hurt my soul but I couldnt relate more. I wish i could just run 1000 bosses in a day. Yeah fuckin right. I wish i could play enough to buy a bond every 14 days, but ya boy has these crazy things called responsibilities

For thieving go do the varlamore afk method ;d

I’ve been maxing my account afk at work 🤣 very inefficient.. but over time I’m 2176. Currently doing smithing very slow lol on the iron

sacred eels all the way, I did that from when I could all the way to 99 while literally working 9-5 job as software developer on my pc while working on work laptop

Middle age maxing is the best shit I have ever heard

You can get something like 60k xp/hr thieving xp by just doing the guaranteed pickpocketing in varlamore I think. If you have elite wilderness diary dark crabs are super afk for 40k xp/hr and ok money, you can get attacked but you don't risk anything much besides what you've caught and if you have the fish barrel you'll always make some profit. You can technically setup an afk agility training course in your poh but I think it's only like 14k xp/hr, I would just do brimhaven course normally, you don't have to do much for that anyway and you get the occasional pirate hook worth like 5 mil.

rock flag and eagle man god bless

I did those monkeys to 92 or so hunter after which I found the even more AFK herbiboar plugin and did that until 99. Or maybe I went back to monkeys a bit, I don't know. AFK is the way all the way.

you can build a 10k or 20k xp/h agility course in your poh basement. costs aporx 20mill

I remember doing this, I got max and then I ended up trying to max my pure, I quit before that happened though, had literally a few skills left "Skelebral". Literally so close. lmao

ROCK FLAG AND EAGLEEEE

Crazy account for only afk'ing man. I wish i had your dedication, but even fishing make me bored at the point where i ended up giving up on the game for months. What you did for prayer afk?

Toes, Fully AFK Runecraft (how i got to 99) One GOTR run. (Run of deaths or bloods) should get you 150 total for the entire round and you can afk for 7 mins for the full xp drop. It's around 30k xp/hr

You can do dark crabs with fishing barrel for 9 min total afk time

How much worse would it be to do Vyres instead of Ardy Knights for the thieving? Seems like it can be pretty afk and have a chance at some free money

Zeah blood and soul runecrafting are very afk, it especially has a lot of appeal to Ironman but it is quite slow, I think souls cap at 45k/hr

i hate the elderly runescape player stereotype i am YOUNG and GLOWING

I like this.

Great video! what did you do for smithing??

Whats that 1-2-1-2 counter at the bottom of your screen?

How are you doing RC im watching this video to find out.

Wealthy citizens are pretty afk for thieving. Just click when they are being distracted, and runelite will notify you when.

Toes, Detached Camera for Brimhaven. Look straight down zoom in and click.

The first 7 seconds had me pause the video because you had no right to attack me like that ;-;, but please continue lol.

Outside of Priff, salmon and trout spots never move!!

Dude I was just thinking about how fun it would be to watch a series where someone has the same amount of time to play as me. Let’s go busy bro! Enjoy not playing your account.

You can afk guardians of the rift with plugins

Wealthy Merchants is 60k/h for 1 click every 90 seconds, with an audio cue when it starts

Can I middle age max as well but as an Iron? :D

How is smithing an idle skill?

I love this man I'm 32 and I agree completely we are turning slowly into skeletons

so the monkeys are 140K xp per inventory lol?

look at varlamore thieving its ~one click per minute of afk thieving drops doing houses. It's about 100k 'sh exp prob what ima do to 99.

Middle aged maxing 😢 well fk me then

CALL OF THE TOMB LOL

send link of foot pedal sir

Bones to banna tablets pick up the bones.

I think they patched that brimhaven agility method 😭

i got a foot pedal for the same reason lol

I'm only 23 but i hope im middle age maxing

Varlamore has some afk theiving

The patch the agility course

10/10 am old as fuck

Does freetoes… lays? Frito lays.

You jinxed it, they patched out the AFK agility method last update (17/07/24) ;-;

We need guides per skill 😂