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How I met Jessica Simpson 

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@nagem1D
@nagem1D 9 лет назад
I hate it when celebs use the "do you know who I am?" card, its arrogant and makes me lose all their respect
@starbird5776
@starbird5776 9 лет назад
smiley I hate it, too. It's really annoying and makes me think they think they're better then everyone just because they're celebs
@nagem1D
@nagem1D 9 лет назад
Dove Jones yeah if I was him when she said that I would've said "put your phone down a minute" (convince her to put it down) and then picked her up and chucked her in the pool
@starbird5776
@starbird5776 9 лет назад
smiley yeah
@evabeansart8462
@evabeansart8462 9 лет назад
smiley Lose and loose are different words. Please learn the difference
@nagem1D
@nagem1D 9 лет назад
EvaBeans Art oops omg I'm so sorry I'll edit that
@kieransageant
@kieransageant 9 лет назад
"Do you know who I am?" Yes. You're a human being just like every else. Now move away from the pool
@danellboy5757
@danellboy5757 3 года назад
Haha, this is brilliant.
@phoenixtracy9875
@phoenixtracy9875 9 лет назад
It's so annoying when celebrities use the 'do you know who I am?' line......
@heyitsme5836
@heyitsme5836 9 лет назад
Same i hate it to she is so sassy she is such a bitch
@finleydanielle7326
@finleydanielle7326 6 лет назад
Ikr it's annoying af
@ahavemunah846
@ahavemunah846 9 лет назад
Don't feel like you lost because you did the right thing. Jessica Simpson could be a bit more humble and grateful for her status in life. Adande you are a winner.
@adonsukiwang3754
@adonsukiwang3754 9 лет назад
Yea ur right! XD
@distortedlee89
@distortedlee89 11 лет назад
wow... Jessica Simpson met sWooZie
@HiroFlux
@HiroFlux 10 лет назад
And she treated him like that? What a bitch. XD
@oldchannel7002
@oldchannel7002 6 лет назад
She’s so lucky!
@adriankumar7489
@adriankumar7489 6 лет назад
✊✊✊✊
@upslang-games3333
@upslang-games3333 6 лет назад
The best day to be born is on July 4th and that's my birthday
@ocean6828
@ocean6828 4 года назад
Upslang - Games how is that relevant? Also happy early birthday
@koolaidkirby7977
@koolaidkirby7977 10 лет назад
Note to self: Work at Hardrock hotel
@1._.7alex73
@1._.7alex73 9 лет назад
True😎
@jeremiahngouan731
@jeremiahngouan731 9 лет назад
That's the smartest thing I have ever heard ,
@jeremiahngouan731
@jeremiahngouan731 9 лет назад
Does he work there ???
@starbird5776
@starbird5776 9 лет назад
KoolAid Kirby7 I'm gonna hunt that hotel down and work there or at least stay there for several days
@notactive3363
@notactive3363 9 лет назад
Dove Jones
@DonkeKongChick
@DonkeKongChick 10 лет назад
High maintenance. Just bc u r a celeb, doesn't mean you don't have to follow the rules. Good job sWooZie
@Mosh244
@Mosh244 11 лет назад
why am i the only one who does not know who Jessica Simpson?
@dominicantonio207
@dominicantonio207 6 лет назад
plug plugplug no
@sirprodinghamthe3rdofpigeo994
@sirprodinghamthe3rdofpigeo994 6 лет назад
Nope
@psychobillynumbnuts1
@psychobillynumbnuts1 6 лет назад
Y'all must be little kids.
@Bullzi009
@Bullzi009 4 года назад
Nope
@kelcantcap1260
@kelcantcap1260 4 года назад
Never heard of her
@peachykeen3744
@peachykeen3744 6 лет назад
7 years later and I have made an important discovery that I feel a lot of ppl would agree with. sWooZie does not age. He remains a handsome guy with good values and an amazing ability to storytell. Swooz, I love your videos. Been watching since basically the very beginning and can't stray away too long. You're too good 😍
@Whynotmini
@Whynotmini 4 года назад
peachy keen 9 years later and he’s still the goat
@hnkrader
@hnkrader 9 лет назад
Lol I'm having a swoozie marathon
@Justin-ty2yn
@Justin-ty2yn 9 лет назад
Haley Kyle same here
@sophiegdmn9178
@sophiegdmn9178 9 лет назад
Same here dude
@jasminevacarlos6257
@jasminevacarlos6257 9 лет назад
Always lmao me too 😂✌🏼️
@eggo5426
@eggo5426 9 лет назад
Haley Kyle lol i love swoozie marathons (i do it continuosly)
@param1n597
@param1n597 9 лет назад
Same
@brolociraptor9577
@brolociraptor9577 9 лет назад
If any celeb ever told me that "do you know who I am" line on me, I'd reply plain and simple... "Yes, your a human being, no different to me, or any one else on the planet. That's what I see, I don't care how big you are or how many digits of fake friends you have, you. Are. Not. Special."
@kingscab3634
@kingscab3634 9 лет назад
Anyone pulled the DYKWIAM card on me I'd go "yes, your a stuck up snob providing nothing to society but still have more fame than scientists and doctors actually helping society with their work. You are a human, but believe your better than I because you put your voice to go in time with talented people playing instruments. You have no talent and should leave this area if you think your better than I or that stranger over there"
@draekon8995
@draekon8995 8 лет назад
They're successful that's the goal in life no need to be envious they have a right to be this way.
@SaltedTurkey
@SaltedTurkey 6 лет назад
Captain Caboose Is The Best nah, there’s a huge difference between “earning your stripes” and just being stuck up. Nobody respects a celebrity who’s annoyingly stuck up.
@The_Gute
@The_Gute 4 года назад
Super hyped to see you’re almost at 7 million, been here for a long time and I love going thru your old vids, just like this one
@pookie1426
@pookie1426 9 лет назад
So glad that she's irrelevant today. Jessica Who?
@whatsinaname7076
@whatsinaname7076 8 лет назад
+pookie1426 her company is on track to get a billion dollar valuation; her personal net worth is upwards of 300 million from licensing her name in 25 categories.
@johnmarsh9146
@johnmarsh9146 8 лет назад
Alba?
@commanderponds8308
@commanderponds8308 8 лет назад
Exactly I have know idea who the hell she is
@tdcfc
@tdcfc 7 лет назад
And yet still irrelevant :D
@mossman3726
@mossman3726 6 лет назад
I know it’s Jessica haircut!
@SteenatheCatrobat
@SteenatheCatrobat 8 лет назад
Gaaaaah that's always my pet peeve. Rude, entitled customers. Idc if you're a celebrity, I judge people based on how they treat people who are in a position of service.
@redkat9616
@redkat9616 8 лет назад
(Claps XD)
@gemmaxoxo8067
@gemmaxoxo8067 8 лет назад
she said do you know who I am? u serious? that's so unattractive about a person
@beyris
@beyris 9 лет назад
Imagine if the police arrested, say...Brad Pitt (Random) for Murder. Police: You've been found guilty, you're under arrest Brad: Do you know who I am? Police: You are...going to prison.
@Yamat0mat0
@Yamat0mat0 9 лет назад
Screw the story, I'm more interested in dat Punch-Out! Hoodie
@aleeshasingleton905
@aleeshasingleton905 9 лет назад
Ikr u couldn't stop looking at it
@aleeshasingleton905
@aleeshasingleton905 9 лет назад
Aleesha Singleton I couldn't stop looking at the jumper
@Mrcattygames183SUBNAO
@Mrcattygames183SUBNAO 9 лет назад
Lol I agree
@humn7386
@humn7386 9 лет назад
It's not pink, so I don't care...
@evo1624
@evo1624 8 лет назад
+KiloByte Ik right
@StormFoSho
@StormFoSho 11 лет назад
Swoozie06 has to be the greatest youtuber. Grats on 1 mil subs. Can't wait for the video
@cyrusjames4625
@cyrusjames4625 11 лет назад
Yeah thats so freaking stupid. Celebrities aren't any better then anyone else. They should of asked her to move or leave
@thefuckingcricket4556
@thefuckingcricket4556 8 лет назад
dude. I love you. you're amazing. I love all the advice you give. and all the stories you tell!
@micahcraig1992
@micahcraig1992 8 лет назад
Who's watching in 2016?
@ape5475
@ape5475 8 лет назад
Meeeeee
@xerainiac2278
@xerainiac2278 8 лет назад
shut up
@royal-rosie
@royal-rosie 8 лет назад
me
@prodigyvibez4604
@prodigyvibez4604 8 лет назад
me
@weronikawroniszewska8014
@weronikawroniszewska8014 8 лет назад
me
@gabrielagallardotorres1201
@gabrielagallardotorres1201 11 лет назад
so it's your birthday and I can't stop watching your videos, and I don't know why :)
@mr.x6313
@mr.x6313 10 лет назад
I beg to differ, Adande. It is you who are the winner, not Ms. Simpson. She sounds like a vain, high-maintenance prima Donna who tries to use her name to get whatever she wants. By contrast, you are honest and good-natured. So in the grand scheme of things, who is the real winner?
@tuneup03ify
@tuneup03ify 10 лет назад
My birthday is July 10th too!!!!! I'm such a swoozie fan!!! Love the videos!!! and the hats in the background, i can totally connect with the geeky awesomeness that is swoozie.
@ameliablackpants7543
@ameliablackpants7543 9 лет назад
"ummmmm do you know who i am?" "yes you are a human being like the rest of us now please move"
@gnhun101
@gnhun101 8 лет назад
Happy belated bday. missed it by an hour, unless you are on the west coast. have a good one. Your videos are great!
@marypaiz8827
@marypaiz8827 11 лет назад
since you know alphacat you should ask him to make a vine with you, i bet it will be hilarious. :D
@crazymonkey222222222
@crazymonkey222222222 7 лет назад
The next time a celebrity asks " do you know who I am?" Just yell to everyone " hey can somebody please help! This person does not know who they are" Hey if they are going to be a smart a** I can play that game too.
@3v3ry1P1zDanc
@3v3ry1P1zDanc 9 лет назад
The celebrity card... they're no good. If she died tomorrow, all that fame would be useless. I don't get people.
@Nobody00382
@Nobody00382 4 года назад
Woah Jessica with no chill
@azn0018
@azn0018 11 лет назад
"Do you know who I am?" the real question is "does she know who Swoozie is?"
@LaurenGuan
@LaurenGuan 11 лет назад
I love your videos so much!
@TheOfficialHalloween
@TheOfficialHalloween 11 лет назад
4:33 sounds like a side-quest from some rpg. lol
@onlykate5002
@onlykate5002 8 лет назад
Swoozie i like how you respect women and you don't try to be like other guys who are just crazy for the ladies you respect there personal space and I like that
@wolfiecookiegaming5613
@wolfiecookiegaming5613 9 лет назад
I was born on July 9th
@doublechinwaffle
@doublechinwaffle 11 лет назад
That voice impression of simpson was quality
@zunvs
@zunvs 10 лет назад
ALPHACAT !
@zunvs
@zunvs 10 лет назад
Alphacat is a RU-vidr
@marthakimberlin2298
@marthakimberlin2298 11 лет назад
I love how you meet all these people by accident
@riintankrypt3328
@riintankrypt3328 10 лет назад
My bday is July 13, same day as Julius Caesar, Harrison ford, and the voice actor for Patrick
@ptrikmr
@ptrikmr 10 лет назад
Wow, I didn't know I had a voice actor. Do you know his number? I could totally set up pranks with this.
@riintankrypt3328
@riintankrypt3328 10 лет назад
...
@79treefrog
@79treefrog 9 лет назад
My birthday is November 5th. Same as Kevin Jonas and Kris Jenner... *sigh* I've got the overrated popstar and a girl on the Kardashian show XD
@ultimatewarrior963
@ultimatewarrior963 9 лет назад
79treefrog My birthday is on December 29th.....no celebs?
@ultimatewarrior963
@ultimatewarrior963 9 лет назад
ultimatewarrior963 xD
@XxKak11xX
@XxKak11xX 11 лет назад
Lol this is too funny, I give you prop for being able to stay calm and professional at her action...
@achanwahn
@achanwahn 9 лет назад
Wow! She used to be a nobody, a little town, Christian singer. & suddenly she thinks she's holier-than-thou? Power truly does corrupt.
@jacestarrett8749
@jacestarrett8749 11 лет назад
I'm addicted to ur vidoes
@chrisd9229
@chrisd9229 10 лет назад
Honestly in my opinion i wouldnt have been so polite... She doesnt look that good to me and the atitude of hers seems to be even worse. 'do you know who i am...?' . Bitch please, unless you're directly sending your money to my paycheck and making sure my ass aint fired you're gonna move that chair back, i'll move it back for you or you're gonna leave. And just pray that the lord Jesus holds my hand back from flippin you off XD
@pyromusik92
@pyromusik92 10 лет назад
welcome to the world of customer service where our balls get chopped off.
@chrisd9229
@chrisd9229 10 лет назад
Naomi Arato however, these are the rules, and as rules, if you wanna stay at the pool you cant break them, unless of course im not getting fired. If my job is put on the line by people, regardless of whether or not they are famous, they have their money, i need mine. It takes real balls to tell a celeb to follow the rules because people are gonna come after you afterwards, Swoozie has my respect for his bravery
@pyromusik92
@pyromusik92 10 лет назад
i never send there weren't rules to be followed and exceptions to be made. i was simply stating that in customer service, even with diffficult customers, you have to stay polite, yes you need to inforce rules, but you can't be like "BITCH PLEASE! You ain't special! MOVE!" I would have dealt with it the same way as Swoozie did. my comment was aimed towards your aggressive tone. i hope this made sense, i'm pretty bad at explaining stuff.
@chrisd9229
@chrisd9229 10 лет назад
Nah, that was a good explanation. I was saying that i wouldve asked her to move, but if she gets all 'do you know who i am' im going to be blatantly (rudely) sarcastic with her in saying 'human' and continuing the convo.I guess ur right tho
@pyromusik92
@pyromusik92 10 лет назад
hahaha i would love that. i never have the guts for that kinda stuff. i probs ask her to move and when she said that take a deep breath and continue like the manager did MINUS the lotion. that's too far
@jacksonnanstine8289
@jacksonnanstine8289 11 лет назад
Sweet mines July 11th, il b sure 2 say happy bday when the time comes bro. Ur such a boss
@AriJWeiss
@AriJWeiss 7 лет назад
2017 anyone?
@lemondesires9956
@lemondesires9956 7 лет назад
Ari J. Weiss Me
@bandit2777
@bandit2777 4 года назад
"hope if it wasn't you its you now" lol
@cincy4life13
@cincy4life13 4 года назад
I pretty much lost all my respect for Jessica Simpson now. I know that doesn’t matter. But that’s just rude an inconsiderate as hell. I really thought they only act like that in movies. That’s crazy
@damianhansen5648
@damianhansen5648 2 года назад
My birthdays is literally one day before Swoozie’s.
@meewwxd
@meewwxd 10 лет назад
Holy crap, my birthday is july 10th
@zfish1995
@zfish1995 10 лет назад
RedDiamond OfFabulous that escalated quickly
@yoboseo1
@yoboseo1 3 года назад
happy belated
@toolazyforname01
@toolazyforname01 10 лет назад
Jessica simpson isnt even famous
@xYourKillerx
@xYourKillerx 10 лет назад
***** You're not famous, but you eventually show up in Google.
@ZakkuTakku
@ZakkuTakku 8 лет назад
I can picture her pulling the "Don't you know who I am?" card whenever she doesn't get her way lol!
@evanmacdonald9632
@evanmacdonald9632 8 лет назад
Fuck, I'm 1 day off to make a July 10th comment!
@tris8331
@tris8331 8 лет назад
I FEEL YOUR PAIN 😮👉🏻
@commanderkhai
@commanderkhai 3 года назад
Fun fact. Jessica Simpson & Swoozie are the same age & birthday.
@kaitlynnguyen4865
@kaitlynnguyen4865 11 лет назад
What a diva.
@iistarletsingsii3064
@iistarletsingsii3064 7 лет назад
If I get lost in this sea of comments... Please remember me
@viktordittmer1339
@viktordittmer1339 7 лет назад
IIStarlet SingsII we won't.....
@iistarletsingsii3064
@iistarletsingsii3064 7 лет назад
+Viktor Dittmer •~• :(
@lazarbeam1963
@lazarbeam1963 6 лет назад
Yoo 100th time I've watched this still great
@blackrb123ryan
@blackrb123ryan 3 года назад
Anyone who treats our boy like that, celeb or not, instantly looses my respect.
@joliboy_
@joliboy_ 3 года назад
That's crazy. Yesterday was Swoozies birthday!
@wrighteously
@wrighteously 6 лет назад
Happy birthday! It's July the 10th the day I'm watching this
@MyspaceIsStillCool
@MyspaceIsStillCool 11 лет назад
July 11th FTW!! Best b-day ever
@TheKingsHeree
@TheKingsHeree 11 лет назад
"Yes Ms. Simpson we know who you are." LMAOOO
@AJACDanceProject123
@AJACDanceProject123 11 лет назад
Happy Birthday Swoozie!
@familycritchfield7376
@familycritchfield7376 5 лет назад
Love you! :D
@shayanmalik1399
@shayanmalik1399 7 лет назад
I am really being honest rn, i did not know who jessica simpson was before watching this video.
@hiqpandorasbox9970
@hiqpandorasbox9970 9 лет назад
Hell yeah! July 10th boiii!!!!
@JohnSmith-te4ll
@JohnSmith-te4ll 11 лет назад
I love your photo.
@ethanyoung3793
@ethanyoung3793 9 лет назад
Your hoodie is the bomb.
@annakeepzitreal2949
@annakeepzitreal2949 11 лет назад
Hahaha I'm glad they didn't treat her any different!! "Um do you know who I am??" "Yes Ms. Simpson we know who you are" xDDD
@AthletesAim
@AthletesAim 11 лет назад
swozzie your too nice!!! i'll be so pissed if she was requesting stuff when she is in the wrong!!
@peterkneale8369
@peterkneale8369 10 лет назад
best birthday ever!!!
@AlbertChyn
@AlbertChyn 11 лет назад
3 years later, J. Simpson receives -10 affinity in my book.
@Lovemeiister
@Lovemeiister 11 лет назад
Haha awesome!! My birthday is on July 10th too! It is the best day to be born on ever :P
@FlusteredMoose1
@FlusteredMoose1 11 лет назад
July 10, HOLY MOTHER OF MARY. I freaked out when you said that because it's my birthday as well.
@candyrocks999
@candyrocks999 11 лет назад
Happy birthday!!!!
@stereoheart1123
@stereoheart1123 11 лет назад
happy late birthday swooz ^^
@tamirelyasian3384
@tamirelyasian3384 8 лет назад
Happy birthday man
@Bossman344567
@Bossman344567 11 лет назад
I love the sweatshirt!!
@yaboiiiiiiiiii
@yaboiiiiiiiiii 11 лет назад
Happy bday 10 days in advanced! :D
@absterasgard1528
@absterasgard1528 6 лет назад
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂
@lorabarajas6
@lorabarajas6 9 лет назад
Love your style lookin fly SwooZie 😁
@laylahuff2877
@laylahuff2877 11 лет назад
Luv your sweatshirt!!!
@vikkiykki1181
@vikkiykki1181 9 лет назад
omg!!!! swoozie, you were born on July 10th?!?! so was i!! awesome!!!
@drawanime101100
@drawanime101100 9 лет назад
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
@minanevermind3396
@minanevermind3396 6 лет назад
Nobody is checking for Jessica Simpson anymore anyways
@shaebea2000
@shaebea2000 11 лет назад
Michael Phan brought me to you vids, your funny!!! ^-^
@MattKradelman
@MattKradelman 4 года назад
Happy birthday swoozie!
@brysonzakes6131
@brysonzakes6131 10 лет назад
dame my fav youtuber is born on the same date as me!
@VannessaThoe
@VannessaThoe 11 лет назад
you sir made me smack my screen thinking it was a real spider
@RomeoAlphaDelta
@RomeoAlphaDelta 10 лет назад
2:57 hehehe. You rock, Swooz :)
@ether9163
@ether9163 11 лет назад
I know exactly what it means,but thank you for taking your time to tell me that
@arunimasharma9714
@arunimasharma9714 4 года назад
So this is Jessica Simpson being Karen.
@Silkendrum
@Silkendrum 8 лет назад
I had nine days of lunches and conversation with Isaac Asimov (he signed my book "To the top banana with the great pair") and a 10 minute conversation with His Holiness the Dalai Lama (it was at a house party and I didn't know who he was until later; he held my hands and told me I had "healing hands"). I'm not famous, but I guess I'm a nerd.
@Rhapsolin
@Rhapsolin 6 лет назад
this looks like a break dance tutorial VHS from the 90s for the beginners
@masonsamuels347
@masonsamuels347 6 лет назад
Big ups to Marcus for standing up to her and not just kissing up to her ass....
@rozonisnm
@rozonisnm 8 лет назад
he's met so many famous people
@JordansKarma
@JordansKarma 8 лет назад
Aw my birthday is SO CLOSE to yours! Mine is the 8th of July. Dang, 2 days before.
@aceofspades1750
@aceofspades1750 8 лет назад
Nice hoodie!!!
@lexyismyname2579
@lexyismyname2579 11 лет назад
Happy late birthday swooz
@eggutartu2421
@eggutartu2421 11 лет назад
haha...its swoozies b-day today! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWOOZIE !
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