How I Proved the Earth is Round (with my Bike and Two Sticks) 

THIS

Satirical American you’re a clever one

86.992 miles

I bet he put his bike in the back of a pickup truck and drove, don't be so naive.

@@bgilchrist228 you can clearly see behind him that there's no pickup truck. if there was one you could have seen it. and even if he did somehow hide the truck, during the times he talked he would biked ALLL the way back to his truck and drove again?

yea, who wouldnt?

Yes I am also looking for the dumpster fire.

Yues

Yep

Me

I KNEW IT!

Every day is leg day Thou shallst not miss thy day of leg

@LCmcpherson Mcpherson wut

@LCmcpherson Mcpherson wut

I can certainly see the FEs claiming that the shadows and measurements were faked, but I still don't care what they claim. Kurtis nipped the Sun distance claim in the bud, so the FEs can't use that excuse. The spherical Earth has plenty of evidence behind it while the flat Earth has nothing except unsubstantiated claims.

If I recall my flat earth model right, I think they believed the sun was a like a light bulb around the world that orbits over the world which is supposed to explain the time zones and stuff. Which means they believe the rays aren't parallel to each other so distance can still change the shadow length. They would claim, you could find the distance to sun that way.

@@astrosci8864 but how can you be so sure... He ate the earth!!!!

@@f4andrew7 you're joking? Riiiiight?

@@f4andrew7 funny satire

XD hahahahah

@@f4andrew7 Are you an actor? You stay in character very well :)

@@f4andrew7 yeah, you absolutely are joking. I mean, I knew flat earthers were dumb, but surely nobody is this much of an idiot and a psychopath.

Hi again!

Wow

The sticks were paid actors

Yep, _way_ too complicated. They'd just lay the sticks on the ground, point out that they are level with the ground and say, "see, flat!"

Alright, there's not enough flat earthers in this comment section. The earth was a paid actor. there, a flat earth comment.

leo l. Well they are a little bit less complex than a phone to do a 2 second google search

@James Blades and you have to be taught that the Earth is round idiot.

Again*

Stolen

@@xxzzsss Actually no, i made the comment myself even before looking at other peoples coments.

😂

Ikr

Lol

I was thinking the same thing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

True that

Just Believe they say arguing with a flerf is like having a pi$$ing match with a skunk. How close is your local sun which he has a link to debunk..did you watch that? It proves the sun is very far away. But unless your local sun is very very close (we know it does not move fast, we all see the sun, which is the same size all day and could not be with a local sun) the shadows would be the same within tiny fractions because at 140 kilometers he angle of the sun light would be the same...,again unless it is 10 miles up or so. It totally proves it. Also take any of the 10s of thousands of lakes in the world. Find one that is placid and on an overcast day, so you can't blame haze like other flerfs, and with a telescope, across a, let's say 10 mile width, if lake, show that you can see your buddy on the other shoreline jumping up and down waving his arms as you view with scope from edge of your side if lake. You can't and never will because the earth is a sphere. Also, check out the NOAA DSCOVR satellite at L1 showing a shot of the earth every 2 hours. I know you simply wave that off as fake, but you want people to simply take your word. By the way, I call tell you are a moon landing denier. That must have hurt when the reporter who captured Kubricks deathbed confession was found to be a total fraud. Why do flerfs go so far? Such as the short misleading clip of Buzz Aldrin. Your cult has no honor nor ethics.

@@justbelieve7529 Bang on. Motionlessness seems to have been discarded as relevant to the subject at hand 🖐 . Plus the compass heading as well . Great props to him for trying though .

2/240th or 1/120th, he had to bike back too.

Lone Wolf yeah okay sure buddy

Twice so 1/120

🗿🗿isn't it wayyy less than 1/240 because its 1/240 of the circumference not the area??

Its 1/313

what is sad is that anyone would think this is evidence of anything. Flat or globe believers. Saying that 0 flat earthers were convinced is actually a compliment to their intellect.

sam waldorf - Don’t be silly. Flat earthers and intellect are incompatible. After all, the definition of intellect is: _The faculty of reasoning and understanding objectively, especially with regard to abstract or academic matters._ There is nothing _reasonable_ or _objective_ about a belief that is demonstrably irreconcilable with reality.

@@polite_as_fuck Lol I hate to point out the faults of your "side" because then you folks always assume I have a flat earth stance. Well, I don't have a stance when it comes to the earths shape. However, I do have a very serious stance when it comes to reason, understanding and objectivity. That is something you really shouldn't bring up lest I make you look a fool.

@@polite_as_fuck In objection of your unreasonable statement. Just as a FE has not been proven neither has a ball earth. The sad thing is when you just believe what has been shoved down your throat since you were born and you don't question things. When something is called a theory it has no scientific validation (it can't or hasn't been proven) And when you go someplace um say like the moon and then you say you can't go back till you figure out how to get past the (unproven as well VAN ALLEN belt) then you have not more intellect then those you criticize. I give you credit for trying to prove something by testing the theory but you didn't prove anything, if your off by just the tiniest by the time you ad more and more distance then your off by a lot. Did you ever measure a so called square room only to find out that it really isn't exactly square and usually off by 1-3 inches. It's also interesting how when they theorists start getting too many questions they start adding more (untested) to the theory to try and make it work. Just for the fact that water goes to level. The immense pressure that we would be under would prevent us from moving. And if air is so light a feather falls very slowly then how is it that the heavy weight of water is kept in place while it's all spinning so fast. How have the stars always stayed in the same positions through thousands of years. One minute were perfectly round like a ball. Then were egg shaped. Then were a pear. Were exactly is the undeniable proof of any of that. And then our speed keeps changing. Then our distance from the sun and moon changes. You ask why would the lie to us. Why wouldn't they. They know if they can get you to keep believe one lie they can lie about anything and keep control. And they would be those who are in control of the narrative. And that's not you and that's not me. Were just the little sheep ole that follow were led. Never be afraid to question what doesn't look sound or feel right and a round earth doesn't work for me. That has nothing to do with anybody's intelligence(learning what is TAUGHT) don't be afraid to test the teacher. You'll never know the truth if you don't have all the facts and you'll never have all the FACTS

sam waldorf - I wasn’t assuming you’re a flat earther; I was simply pointing out the absurdity of your assertion. There’s certainly nothing wrong with skepticism and questioning authority, which is what flat earthers claim to champion, but they aren’t true skeptics, nor are they questioning authority on the basis of reason and objectivity. True skeptics are willing to let the chips fall where they may, as they don’t have a vested interest in where the evidence leads. Flat earthers, on the other hand, are predominantly creationists who are unwilling to accept the fact that the natural world doesn’t fit comfortably into their worldview. Some of them have been duped by RU-vid charlatans pushing pseudoscience, but when you’re forced to reject overwhelming evidence by explaining it all away with unfounded claims of worldwide conspiracy, you’ve completely left the realm of reason and objectivity and have entered the realm of batshit. Seriously, there’s nothing reasonable or objective about believing the earth is flat.

lmao ikr

Lmao true

bruh moment

100km because he stopped by to eat "the Earth"

Whats special 'bout this? Thats like a chill sunday morning ride.

They have to do the experiment over a large body of water like Lake Titicaca....

you r a paid actor

By the iluminati

lmfao this is actually incredible.

Sticks are too

Dead memes

Hi earth we know your round and beautiful like my favorite ball :D

The flat earth community has members all around the globe.

@@ennoid0671 I know

@@ennoid0671 It was a meme

Are you flat

We have gone backwards.

This was just a little fun experiment for him he didn’t try to achieve something serious and he was just trying to entertain people,and why do people want people to invent flying car so much? I think this type of video is way better than any flying car

@@moguuuwu7843 but its a flying car

We devolved.

Kim Heng have you ever heard of a thing called a joke?

Well he meant sticking sticks into orange while riding bike. Not riding bike 140kms long distance proving earth is not flat :D

Legendary Abyss I was just trolling ffs, now it’s meaningless, thanks professor

Well, that problem can be solved. Just build a nether portal and dig out/build a nether highway. Although you need to do some calculations to find out how far is Regina from your place

Well you could get a turbo or rollers but ok I guess I’ll let you think your funny

sucks to be poor.

To be fair...You got it !

no its a bowl

Mine's says the earth is a velociraptor

you too huh? my calculations are showing an acute earth model

Its bike shaped

Bro, it's a line

yup

yees

I've been disappointed so far, I've only found one.

Me

@@OlaftheGreat WHERE IS IT

Might be a stick up... lol

relax, he's talking about Americans, not actual people. Everyone knows Americans are all paid actors.

All the flat eathers have pussied off, they know their place at least

these type of videos are made for the people who get a kick out of calling other people retarded. why else do u see the comments filled like this

I'm a flat earther. This video does not prove the earth is round

@@lxve5267 the math checks out on a flat Earth model 🤷🏾‍♂️ I can prove it with a table, a flashlight and two highlighters

@@lxve5267 the earth isn't a planet, the universe revolves around the earth and that's what makes us unique

it is sad

Yea, people are still stupid enough to think the earth is flat.

@Scorpion dude, imagine the space is cloud of steam right? and the earth, other galaxies are the dust in the gas.

@Scorpion You're a genius.

They’re idiots. Grades low on science

I really like the eclipse idea! It's really neat to think about the sharper shadows that way. Unfortunately, my measurements were off because of the*timing* that I took the measurements at. The shadows weren't perfectly in line with the road so it was like I measured a squished Earth, if that makes sense (?). Would be easily fixable if I had a second day to try again with the same tools or if I had more permanent sundials that I could measure shadows with at any given time. Anyway, thanks!!

randysmith12360 because there are no pictures of earth, it’s all cgi

I'd bike to the end of the Earth for science... If it were possible. :P

*Kurtis Baute* ... So if you are that dedicated to science how can you prove to me astronomy science with its Hubble UDF scan is telling us the truth regarding 176 billion galaxies and or how it is the upcoming 2018 James Webb infrared space telescope is expected to find 1 trillion galaxies. I use yin and yang as a mental binary 1-0 compass along with astronomy science and the macrobiotic dietary discipline to reason how reincarnation is a process of Perfect Absolute Justice and Absolute Sentencing much like how we have imperfect relative justice and relative sentencing systems all around planet earth within various flawed courtrooms etc. I do realize how this whole fairly recent flat earth movement is a Marxist/Communist agenda [Agenda-21/Updated Agenda-21 Year 2030 version 2.0] much like the common core math etc is in order to discredit truthers etc. So if you had a way to determine NASA is being truthful regarding those space telescopes I would really like to have that solid proof information. Currently there are around 4200 religions on planet earth and currently I like to show how none of them are necessary to vehemently embrace or exclusively memorize, but how it is reincarnation fits very well with yin and yang philosophy and astronomy science. _RU-vid: Jesus In India ~ The 18 Missing Years_ ... and or .. _RU-vid: c2c am sept 2002 Ed Martin - Jesus in India_ The wise person *_knows_* that he does not *_know_* it all... however, the wise one also *_knows_* that it is possible to *_know._* *"A Complete Macrobiotic Yin Yang Philosophic Understanding Combined With Its Practical Dietary Discipline Is Timeless Universal Law. All Other Teachings Are Incomplete".~ Herman Aihara, Michio Kushi & Master George Ohsawa"* ☯ ✞ ∞

You Globe loving NASA fanboys don't have a clue when it comes to real science! You get Hoodwinked by Geeks that don't know how to perform real science experiments and play both sides of the coin. instead they only show you one side and tell you that's the only side there is

*QuestForTruth* ... Maybe there was a time NASA was being somewhat truthful but now sadly IMO it is being used as a phony front to hide reversed engineered Area 51 & Area 52 UFO/USO-like spacecraft technology. Perhaps earth will have a future Project Blue Beam false flag hoax for the iGen/Gen Z and Gen Alpha's !?! The Corporate New World Order is full of tricks... But, fool me once... Shame on you NWO. Fool me twice... Shame on me.

+QuestForTruth fuck off. Observation, measurement, experiment, calculation, and travel all confirm we live on a globe while failing to support a flat earth at all. Show me a functioning FE map or model or stfu.

It'S tHe GoVeRnMeNt!1!!1!1!1

YoUr LIfE iS faKe

@Harry M DaH GovNerMeNt

@Harry M THAT'S wHat ThEy WaNt You to tHinK

@Harry M bro you stupid as hell *ITS A JOKE*

If an orange is naval, would that mean it floats?

@@kevinerose No, silly, it means it has a belly button.

Synonymous Botch 😄😀😁

I cant believe that you believe the earth is round. You moron. Evidence does not matter. Anyone who believes the earth is round is stupid.

@@edwardgoldmanproud53yearol46 Agreed. The earth is flat. All these wierdos believe this stuff. Your ugly btw tho. No offense

It is not a matter of opinion.

@@stephenolan5539 They (The Flat Earthers) think it is.

@LOFTB, what's a fact?

Round earthers: *gives actual evidence that makes sense* Flat Earthers: Stop attackonizing me!

@LOFTB, i thought you were referring to the flat earth

Only in Eratostene's calculation is it assumed that the sun's rays are parallel regardless of the distance between measurements at the same time.

Yeah, Sergeant doesn't understand that NASA is a scientific organization and as such, their language is necessarily mathematics. Math really is FE's kryptonite.

@@semnintrebare6340 Kurtis assumed this too and rightfully so, since the Sun is so far away, the rays are basically parallel to each other when considering a distance of only 150 km. Even in Eratosthenes' case, his 800km is still extremely small compared to 149.6 million km.

Eric Dubay is controlled opposition, who also like to photoshop. Like mark he's an exposed fraud.

8 inches per mile squared..... Sight distances exceed what would be possible on a sphere measuring 24,901 miles in circumference... Math is not the Ball Earthers friend...

yes there would be. unless its peaceful mode

This comment deserves more love

They're not a genius, they stole that meme.

Selim Galioglu there would be creepers blowing up your valuables

@@cottoncherry2177 True.

Yup. Flat

But where’s the slimes?

Bro they updated the game so slimes don’t spawn as frequent as they used to do

He aint biking he be mine carting

@James Blades Why are u using so much emojis?

:P

A singular fraction, derived from any potential quantity of a whole, certainly defines the Whole form which it was derived. Obviously... I mean... how else can we delve into the mind of a man but not for a single skin flake?

I see what you did there.

@@carl13579 I hope so good sir.

The centre of gravity would be greater at the equator, unlike a spherical earth; since Earth's a sphere the gravity is the same at the North Pole and the South Pole and with that rectangular curve you get uneven gravitational force

Sophia why don’t you get your facts together infact the earth is flat because it is. See stupid? Earth is flat

@@myfatpets4814 You are the worst troll I have ever seen in my life

@@myfatpets4814 They've got a point, you are the worst troll

Haha...Oops, someone forgot to say ROCK! Good catch dadoleyna

😂😂😂😂 HILARIOUS!!!

He just debunked himself

There's an entry in r/therewasanattempt that said "Flat Earthers spend $20,000 To prove Earth is flat, accidentally prove it's round."

I see that before 2 lol

Canada is where the moon landing took place

Oh wait I've never thought of it that way you're right

And stars really are fireflies that went too high and got stuck

Yeah, who would believe that Canadians are real... Like have you ever met anyone who has been to Canada who doesn't work for NASA?!? 😅

It’s true, I live in Canada and it’s just an empty void of darkness

I can see that

Nang Gang 😂

Saskatchewan is a paid actor

*the chalk is a paid actor*

That van that was parking was a paid actor.

*the shadow is a paid actor* *the sticks are paid actors* *the road is a paid actor* *the bike is a paid actor* *his legs are paid actors* *his mouth , when he ate the orange, is a paid actor*

Umm the Bible never said the earth was flat God knows that the earth is round because he made it😂

@@Sco10 Sky daddy, Lmao I've never heard that one before

@@Sco10 Never saw anything on the bible that proves the earth is flat, its actually the opposite, the Christian non-catholic bible proves that earth is round. Proof: Isaiah 40:22 The important quote is (Simplified) "God is above the circle of the earth, and earth is like a tent to cover us" The circle of the earth Would be the atmosphere and we are on the ground As It says, the atmosphere is a circle, covering us like a tent, and we are inside the tent, therefore we are on ground, on a indeed round, spherical planet. You can prove earth is round by science or religion, Flat earthers are Just ignorant folks Please lets not argue, i just wanted to inform yall.

@@Sco10 lol flat earthers? think? funny

NCS etc. Music Videos god doesn’t exist

Kyle Elliott google map is fake

lol

NO The sun does

CIA in Canada?

*CIA wants to know your location*

Lol

but he didn't compensate for the rotation of the earth.... so is the sphere stable or moving?

Juan Gonzaez wtf does that have to do with measuring it?

hahaha!

@@alexanderstansq1866 because hes not compensating for the rotation of the earth.... the earth is flat that's the reason he's not compensating for the rotation because the earth is not moving

@@sharpuslf its evidence if u already believe the suns 93 million miles away and were spinning and all this other bullshit. its funny how globers will watch this and be like Hueheheheheh omg flat earthers cant even comprehend this science bro ( 。ヘ °)

I might have left one or two for you Joseph but it seems easier to find round/spherical mistakes at the moment.

Yes

Looks like you pulled a few in.......now flat earthers, prove the sun isnt 93 million miles away and that its closer, explain why ships disappear over a horizon, explain how land is hidden from distance when looking at mountains from distance. All measurable stuff, all available to be seen by your own eyes. When you come up with a working model, and provide actual evidence other than some dumbass youtuber who ignores all evidence to the contrary then and only then will you be taken seriously! Spoiler alert: You will never be taken seriously

@@PabloChmip can you explain to me how seasons work on a flat Earth please.

Hmm 🤔🤔🤔

Arva u calling Minecraft fake ?

No, because if you fly high enough, you can see it start to curve.

@@equilibrium3736 r/wooosh

@@dogeomg5526 r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

2013: I got myself bitten by a vampire to see future cars! 9102 Flat Earthers: NO

1960's: "parrdeeeeee!!!"

You ever watch idiocracy? Well we're living in it 🤦🏿‍♂️

lol

FelixFTW I finally found you a flat earthier

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AHAHAHAA SO FUNNY DUDE REALLY ORIGINAL NICE ONE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE AHAHAHAA

Isaiah Christie he got it from like 90% of the flat earth reddit videos

@@deadsince1996 Found the flat earther.

david lake the globe

@@ryker2895 oh yeah

too bad nothing was explained ...your right about humans being stupid tho...you dam fool

DECODED TRUTH POETICS from what I saw from your videos you’re a flat earther... triggered alert.

dude. what? science is all about explaining stuff.

This stupid observation has been debunked as a globe earth proof, even Neil degrasse Tyson has debunked it as a globe earth proof.

@Russel Raagas, you forgot you are a human too. Who better knows the shape of the earth then Jesus Christ who created all things what you can see and what you not can see. I am not speaking of things created by man in history books or school books. As long you can not decide if you are a master over your next breath you are no better then a worm.

Sanik fast WOW, were? I didn't find that one. Would be impossible I think

@@DecemberGalaxy0 r/wooosh

Sanik fast LMAO

Hey Dani you’re the one who’s been r/wooshed

r/wooooshwith4o's

hahahahahahahak9kolaokbkjsla lol

science is crazy

Like here if you have a dirty mind

Meanwhile they have about 70 cm thingy *insert lenny face here*

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I don't really think I'd be glad if mine was 66.1cm. Edit: I'm a retard, cm. Not km, it's cm.

That would probably be hard to fit in my pants

@@malte3756, so you WOULD be glad if it was 66.1 CM?! 👀

@@alid6060 wait, what? Oof.

@@malte3756 I wouldn't be glad to 66.1cm either. That's over 2 feet and I think I'd die from blood loss.

Literally no one says that..

@@theasmrchannel3641 they essentially do

@@theasmrchannel3641 I sense a triggered flat earther.

Alot of people are triigered, like: "HOW DO YOU KNOW IF HE BIKED THAT FAAR? wAS THERE A LIVESTREEAM" ( you cant tell how far he is going in time lmao)

Lmao the comments are actually just that, you got some fake harvard flat earthers using "math" to debunk the guy

I suspect he drove most of the way in his car, biking for short distance when he wanted to do some videoing.

Loool

The scientific term is a torus

@@CheezyPotatoez1 still a donut

@@CheezyPotatoez1 torus==doughnut

Earth is shaped like a banana

Imagine if someone made a parody video proving this

Bryce Jonathan Yes.

Bryce Jonathan Honestly makes more sense than flat earth xD.

too late. I'm already part of the Donut Earth Society.

You could do the experiment in multiple places to confirm it's a sphere and not a cylinder.

I am creating Attack Helicopter Earth Society. Only those who identify themselves as Attack helicopters can join.

If the sun was close then it could easily be measured. Since it's not close it cannot be easily measured.

He got this from a Carl Sagan video.

Thanks! I'd place this video at #4 in terms of how much effort I put in to a project. Check out #KurtisInAJar or #DominoUniverse to see the projects that took so much effort I had to question my life.

it's so stupid too because now we have to prove common sense and with anti-vaxxers on the rise it's only getting worse

@@snorf525 .....some vaccinations are good, and some are bad. We have friends who now have cancer from the bad ones. In summary there are consequences for everything both good and bad. Thank God the vaccinations I got back in the 50's were good...I've had the mumps, and measles like any normal kid in the 60's.

Yep. It's worth it if you are getting paid to do it in order to cover up the truth.

@@keithlucas6260 people get cancer from a bad cell which then replicates at a rapid pace and that causes tumors and the extensive cancer cells lead to death

hundreds* we forget that it wasnt that long ago since we thought that the earth was flat

@@goiz2422 that is a myth. People believed the earth was the centre of the solar system but not that it was flat.

guy bishop Erasthosthenes did this exact same experiment around 2000 years ago.

@@LuCkiiEsZz I guess their extreme intellectual capacity couldn't stop them from dying before the age of 40 though

It's only a few hundred years when everyone knew the earth is flat ,all maps were flat earth maps ,

Mia Catalano agreed.

Georgi Dimitrov LOL me too😂

I'm sad he didn't 😞

😂

Me too for a bit and now I feel like an idiot

lol

Its acttually tru tho, there are alot of them in the comments

Not all , just 90% of them

no i just disliked it because there wasnt orange asmr

@@franchozx7297 true.

@@doug-dimmadome Makes sense.

Bahaha I never even thought of that. Nice.

Who does that?

@@KnuxSD Muricans know all about the length of a football field so it helps us make sense of large distances

You have to do something if your system of measurements is all fucked up

And americans have different football fields than European, so just like thousands of years ago ;D

Fun fact: that's an actual photo of me and the sun that we took with a telescope.

Works.

Change it to old so it will proves that earth is a cube and barrier at every side of the edge...

Or just wake up and then eat the other pill.

If you want flat, just look for your girlfriend

@@Bruh-yt9hz jokes on you beeyotch, I'm single!

Do you mean he convinced you earth wasn't flat? If so, I'm very glad to see it can help people learn and review their ideas.

@@ajpdeschenes Nope she didnt meant that, it's just the fact he made a *big* deal of something she already knew. For example: "Oh my god !! You know whaat ?! *Your Name is Alex D !!!*

Yea the way he talks sounds so excited and astounded. This guy would make an amazing news anchor or whatever

but Earth is flat because it requires less information for 3d Earth. In matrix it would have been too expensive to render and contain 3d model of earth. So the Earth is a sprite with lots of dynamic sprites, turned to you at straight angle and has a flat texture that moves as you move. Simple saving information. WE LIVE IN A MATRIX11111111

whatever it's still flat dude.

Arrogance meet solid facts

That doesn’t make since

Lil Peep but why would they want to know is location

@@user-nf5wf2uy7u r/wooosh

Hunter Johnson I know but the joke doesn’t make sense

yipyyayee The state of kansas is flatter than a pancake, this is a fact but it is impossible on a round water ball in the vacuum of fake space