How I Would Fix Apple 

How to fix Apple: Appoint Sam as CEO

Is this still considered satire? It feels 100% accurate, and perhaps even not sufficient.

You'll now be sued by apple for criticizing their products

They should put aside their greed masked as "we are different"

"Your doing metal wrong " had me laughing on the ground 😂

'make the camera not shake and the back not break' dude is spitting straight bars

How I would fix Apple: Stop buying their products.

Make Siri do more things than just setting up timers

How to fix Apple? Me: Don't buy form apple

The physical SIM card robbery went unnoticed for so many people...

They should make it 5gb iCloud per new Apple device purchased. If I purchased an iPhone, iPad and Mac, I should have 15gb cloud storage

Start innovating again. Sell the iPhone in two boxes, one has the charging brick, charger and some earphones and the other has just a cable. Then again, Apple would probably charge an extra $200 for the first box

Apple should also stop disabling comments section on their RU-vid channel

Change their philosophy: Functionality > appearance Letting users make choices > letting UX "experts" enforce choices Serviceability > appearance Cross-compatibility > isolation Low prices > high prices

My fixes to apple or iPhones are 1) Get rid of Dynamic Island 2) Bring back Touch ID 3) Do faster charging (preferably 80% in half an hour) 4) updating their software so that it can block withheld numbers

Big kudo for including JRE 🙂 And... last I heard, Apple was just rebranding Google's storage as iCloud. 😛

0:47 I agree with this SO MUCH I can count the number of times I've used the ultra wide on my iPhone 13 on my hands, but I couldn't possibly count the times I've zoomed into something (only to get a horrible quality picture because it doesn't have a zoom lens)

Let’s make Sam the new apple CEO 😂

I thought you were also going for the under-display camera, remove the notch. That would be a correction for a 7-year-old design problem.

Their CEO and their ego will never lead to any change

Oh Sam, Sam, Sam. Have you seen the $300 accessory needed to develop software on the Vision Pro? They aren’t going to use your list to wipe their asses. They are using their developers to do that. Brings new meaning to the phrase “strapped for cash.”

I'd love to see you fix Linux, um, I mean sudo fix Linux!

Amazing as always. Spot on

By not buying there products 😊

"You're doing metal wrong" was hilarious lmao

I agree I miss the way events use to be live and everything was a live demo

Apple advertising Apple Music to me when ever I just want to hear something in my music library drives me insane. There’s many issues with Apple, but not charging $400 for 16gb of extra ram would be a nice start.

How would I fix apple: shut it down

Namaste from India🙏 Please fix Microsoft And here's a heart ❤️ for you because you are literally in my heart.

I don't always thumbsup before watching a video but I do when its SamTime!

This should be required watching at Apple! And there I was thinking I was the only person that remembers the split keyboard!

How to fix Apple: Only allow Tim Cook to say "That's just incredible!" over and over until we all just *get* it.

Sam, you are a treasure!! This list is a great start, to which I'd add a system-wide back gesture in iOS and and more flexible keyboard options (also in iOS). Keep the pressure on!

How to fix (big evil company name): Remove greed Conclusion: Impossible

You forgot to add an SD card slot on their phones and tablet. Bring back modulable ram on Macs and MagSafe.

This is such a great video, thanks Sam!

"If your plastic can dent metal, you're doing metal wrong!" 😂😂😂

The split keyboard never left, hold down the hide keyboard button

This was a hardcore hit piece lmao well done

You're doing metal wrong😭😂

Sam for Apple CEO!

Ya I also need zoom camera over wide angle

16GB/512GB is the minimum spec. As a consumer, I could buy these components at retail for around $70. HOW IS THAT A $400 UPGRADE?

Fix apple by: stop making the products value be 1000% less than their price. That's it. It'll fix everything.

I agree with every point sam

Apple can't be fixed, they glue everything 🤣

Do same like AT&T/Bell - split it up in 101 company ;)

Can’t they just do a pop out front facing camera rather than force us to have a notch or ‘Dynamic Island’?

This man is speak up straight up facts

Make the bezels thick enough to house the bloody Face ID sensor, and be done with it! And whilst your about it, do the same with the MacBooks too!

most importantly remove the dynamic island, it should be a clean display, no notch, hole punch or anything.

this list is amazingly accurate, and this is coming from an Apple customer

i guarantee that if he was actually being honest this video would be more than a week long and not 3 minutes

Agree to all of that. I'd love to hear more of the long list.

correction: split keynoard still exsists, you just have to access it slightly differntly

Okay, in Apple’s defense, the base model iPhone 15 is using an A16 chip (last years pro model chip) which was built around lightning and its 2.0 speeds and this years pro model is using the A17 which was designed for 3.0 speeds that USBC supports. You’ll have at least 3.0 speeds on every iPhone later in September. It’ll just take a year because of how they are doing chip upgrades now. Who knows, maybe someday it’ll be thunderbolt 4 capable this year too. It would be a cool pro feature

Nice video length for the pi day!

LOL. but as digital trends put it "MacBooks are superior in terms of consistent build quality and the UNIX-based macOS operating system. They also offer the highest performance mated with the best battery life."

One of my favorite channels on RU-vid 😂😂😂

please continue the list, i am sure its enough for a whole book.

1:30 that still exists...

Please, please fix them ALL. Great video, as always, Sam.

Last one: steve jobs died so you can have your liver so please dont change steve jobs`s design

Fixing Linux: also known as "using Linux".

The US Department of Justice: "Fine, I'll do it myself"

It's always a good day when sam uploads

Here's one very simple for ya: Don't buy apple products. And companies like apple will go away or they will improve.

i lost my mind " You re doing metal wrong 😂😂😂😂😂

Here are the two things Apple must do before I buy any other products from them. 1) stop ripping people off with RAM and SSD pricing £200 for a meagre 8GB and £200 for a meagre 512gb SSD is an insult ! It should be half that ! 2) RIGHT TO REPAIR No more soldering on RAM and SSD's and No more locking down components, so only Apple can repair said device at extortionate prices !

USER REPLACEABLE BATTERIES, YOU FORGOT THAT SAM!😅

great list! 👍🏽

they should change phone designs so the facetime cam is behind the screen instead of being a big black blob (redmagic proved its possible)

Quickest way is consumer choice. So many of the mentions simply involve not choosing to give Apple money. If people stop buying then they'll have to start actually competing on feature, options, abilities, interoperability and so forth. Currently their users continue to incentivise Apples behaviour, it's taking the EU to force them to offer a few basics

Hey Apple, stop making flickering screens with PWM!!!

1:18 So this is what scratched my iPad! 🤯 I always wondered how I did it, because I don't remember anything!

1:30. There is split typing for iPad, I’m using it right now!

Add just as much or MORE customization to iOS for iPhones as Android has! It sucks having to go to the various alternatives just to customize our iPhones! Who else agrees with me? I own an iPhone 13 Pro Max and a Google Pixel 8 Pro. I have experience with both iOS and android.

1:25 This also counts for the titanium iPhone because it breaks easier than the normal one.

you are so AWESOME keep up the honest work "Sam Tucker"

You forgot the brilliant two-factor authentication on the “objective’ Apple discussions board…

Pls fix Microsoft next

the leather case is one of the most atrocious terrible changes they've made in the past few years imo. There was nothing wrong with normal leather, and the sheer quality of the new finewoven PU Leather crap proves that

Have Both Lightning and USB-C at the same time. I still have lightning accessories, I think it would be great to have both USB-C and Lightning, and a headphone jack. Instead of having an edge to edge screen, a small bezel area on the top and bottom could both hold upgraded speakers for stereo in landscape, host the front facing cameras and sensors, and accommodate those 3 ports. Most of my lightning accessories are attachments like microphones and specialized cameras, so they could be mounted on the top. People have long complained about not being able to charge an iphone while using wired headphones, having lightning and USB-C allows for this functionality, especially if a headphone jack is also included.

This needs to get viral

Fix apple: don't buy it

I forgot all about the split keyboard!

Wot We Want is Watney's! Only a very small part of Sam's audience could possibly understand the full implications of the preceding statement, but if one's mobile device could produce beer...

This is a documentary!

This is your best video by a huge Gigantic margin

I didn't know about the $699 wheels. Good one

Got a macbook ad below this 😂

I would love to see you fix Google, then Samsung, Nothing, and Linux. My ideas for Google are: - 01. Stop hassling Gmail users to keep updating their information that they gave when they originally signed up! Talk about bugware! 02. Stop trying to do everything in the cloud! Why on Earth would I want to send a video into the cloud to get optimised a few days later? Haven't they heard of a processor, CPU?? 03. Stop cancelling products... At least think them through before putting these things out... How many projects and products have Google cancelled??? 04. Stop treating Content Creators like dirt. It's unfair to make new RU-vid Content Creators to gain over 500 subscribers before they can monetize their content. 05. Make Pixel phones and tablets that people want. The big problem with the Pixel Pro is that the processor isn't of a flagship standard; as stated in point 2, the camera system on a Pixel phone shouldn't be reliant on processing in the clouds alone. The Pixel tablet could be better... It appears to be aimed at people who don't do much with a tablet other than to consume media on it. Why not add a better CPU, make it compatible with a stylus, and make it into a productivity tool? It seems a waste to have it docked to make video calls. 06. Why not allow consumers to use a microSD card??? Why force consumers to use a cloud service or stick with ex-amount of storage??? As far as I am concerned, I want to keep my photos and videos on a microSD card so that I can archive and edit original uncompressed media (photo and video). Well, that's all I can think of.

When MBP 2016 came out I made a list of things they fucked up, namely the keyboard, the arrow keys, the touchbar, no hdmi, no sd card, no magsafe. Fast forward to now, they reverted every single one of those idiotic decisions. Never felt more vindicated in my life!

A Greedy corporate.

Agree 100%, because, y'know, common sense!

Thank you. You just let me notice my pencil scratched the iPad.

Stay funky indeed Sam!

The biggest issue is the dumb customer base who still buy this shit

Why do older backups pollute my cloud storage? Because then you have to pay Tim for another 5 gb…

2:20 fuck it, we're doing it live! :)