How is This Mobile Game Allowed??? 

0:13 That… That wasn’t consensual. This ad is _literally_ a whole crime

Mobile game ad starter pack: Huggy Wuggy A basic runner where you collect things to become bigger or taller Sexual themes Bad animation Ugly 3D models Uses trends that are hype with the kids (like Squid Game, etc.) Poop Disgusting blisters or maggots

I feel like there really should be rules on what can be showed on ads. I know content creators aren't responsible for kids seeing inappropriate content. However, I feel like it's different with ads because lots of kids' games put a lot of ads to get money. Please let me know if there's a feature that blocks inappropriate ads on kids' games because I'm not entirely knowledgeable about mobile game ads.

I like that in the game there was literally no option to actually get her unstuck

The games logic takes advantage by putting in a stupid amount of ads been also giving you an incentive to keep on playing

I like to imagine that the levels repeating means that the characters in this game are in some sort of purgatory and if this is what happens when you die i'd rather be immortal.

Mobile ad starter pack: Overused and/or dead trends Either a sexual, runner, or puzzle level. Having the player always fail or leave on a cliffhanger. Either overly happy, over dramatic, or memish background music. Having that level in the ad not available in the actual game.

BTW, i think the airplane mode trick only works with games that uses specific ad engines, since some of them download the ad whenver you see it, essentially keeping backup ads incase you don't have internet access

If I learned to code better and model I'd really love to just take one of these and actually make it into a pleasant game with minimal ads. Like an actually good story, good dialogue, and decent visuals.

There's not really a specific game but rather a company that makes these types of games that I think would be interesting for a video topic, basically there's this studio called Lucky Kat, and their schtick was that they would make games that were fun to play and had amazing art but also had A LOT of ads, I was curious as to what had happened to them in these past few years and I found out that they not only have entered the business of making shovelware mobile games similar to the ones you covered, but have also gotten into making an NFT game.

I feel like the "whatever the hell this hair is supposed to be" hair was meant to be just a tuft of hair on the crown, but the developers messed up the transparency layer. So now it just looks like a weird fuzzy helmet. Real sign of quality there.

13:30 the model of the baby is actually stolen from a game called "pooplers" which is basically just Splatoon but with shit

the fact youtube will demonetize this video when it’s the ads they allowed to be seen… the fuck

I miss when we had angry birds and subway surfers

Omg!!! I remember seeing the first ad while playing a game. For freaking sake, I can’t believe we’re halfway through 2022 and advertising companies are still adding the following to their ads : - Sexualization and/or abuse of women and/or or children - Depictions of men as perverted and horny manipulative scumbags - Depictions of women as sex objects or just helpless objects in general. - Using popular/copyrighted characters/toys from popular games or shows to trap clueless children or foolish people to play the game - False advertising (promoting something that is not in the game or taking footage from other better games to put in the ad while it’s not the game itself’s content) - Fake reviews/bot reviews to make AppStore’s (or Google PlayStore’s) dumb AI algorithm think that the game is actually good lmao. - Fake age ratings (for example rating the game 4+ or 12+ while it contains full nudity and/or bloody gory gruesome violence) - Sending any bad message of any type of people (for example promoting racism, ageism, ableism, body shaming, etc.) - (this one is the one I hate the most) When advert companies that promote a KIDS GAME uses undressing women on their advert - which is not even close to what the game is - to attract pedo’s, predo’s and pervs to download the game. I currently have ten (10) mobile games on my phone and out of all of them, only two used actual footage or content that is in the game to make their advert(s). Seven (7) of them used at least one of the falseful advertising methods I mentioned above. And the one remaining, I have just happened to find it while scrolling through the Google PlayStore (I had a Samsung tablet by then, I now use an iPhone) and found it interesting so I downloaded it. I have seen tons of mobile game ads, from ads that promote body shaming to straight up sexism, and I’m only a 15 year (now 16) tween girl. I honestly think that mobile game advertising is dead, and not even the devs themselves try to do anything about it. Some even go as far as deleting the bad reviews using bots, use AIs to respond automated messages (that’s basically what they all do lol) or have fake or unhelpful report systems on their games. I’ve seen people putting 5-star reviews when they actually meant a 1 star review to avoid having their review deleted. I myself had to do that once. Honestly I have *ZERO* hope left for mobile game adverts, and I honestly hope that Apple or Google hire actual humans to verify and moderate the games released on the stores and their content, and not some Bot or AI that can’t tell the difference between a Among Us shaped Pop-it toy and a topless waifu’s big bare-breasted pair of tits. Sorry for the graphic descriptions, and I get that it’s not 1950 anymore and there’s high-tech and all, but not absolutely *EVERYTHING* has to be done by bots or AIs. Of course I’m not saying that technology is bad in any way, since I myself am kind of a techno nerd and like to do some coding or programming every once in a while, but like, some things are better done by human brains and not AI programs. The main reason why so many bad ads and bad games slip through so many cracks is because too many of these things are moderated by bots, heck even made by them. If it wasn’t for all the fake bot reviews mobile game companies like to ad to their apps, I’m pretty sure basically every app in the top 10 best app charts today would be like, 0.1 star. Plus, speaking of fake reviews, now the fact that fake reviews is even a thing in the first place just proves that even the devs of these mobile games/ads themselves know that their work is awful. Who wouldn’t program bots to spam produce one trillion 5 star reviews after their game’s 1st download if they know that their creation is straight up a rip off? Sorry for my very long novel comment, but I just wanted to point out that some of those mobile game ads/apps out there contain some crap that even Satan himself has never even dreamed of.

The budget of those games went for: 00. 01% for the gameplay 12% for the ads 87.99% for the "developers" to go to the bar, and drink away the money. But aside from the jokes. The graphics of the games are really bad. The 2d one tries to imitate the family guy art style, but fail so badly. And the 3d ones look either lazy, or poorly made. The person who made it clearly don't knows how to draw, or just don't care. I think it's the mixture of both. And they are really oversexualised. I don't have a problem whit sexual drawings, but this is just oversexualised to the paint that it's almost unconfortable. I think we all know that the ads are really misleading, and cringy. And about the third game specificly. It has really creepy elements in it. The family vloging element presented in the games as something normal, and not harmfull. I think I don't have to say that this is a problem. Family vloging channels make jokes, and pranks about serius topics, and issues, like domastic violence towords pragnant people, child abuse, and neglect, miscariges, cencer, and poverty. An another problem with family channels is that the parents exploit their children for money, and fame. Which have bad effects on their lifes. We know this for more then a decade, because of child stars. For every one child star who turned out to be fine, or good, there is at least 5-8 ones who's life was negativly efected. And there is the fact that most of the time those channels turn out to be abusive. There were family vloging channels where the parents were phisicaly, mentaly, emotionly, or sexualy abusive towards they children behind the screnes, sometimes they were abusive even infront of the camera. And an another creepy espect of the game is the sexist, sexual, nonconsensual things. Not all men like basketball, and video games. Not all women likes dresses, and dimonds. I know men who don't play video games, I'm a women who likes to play video games, and I know man who are like to wear dresses, and I know women who don't like cloths. The taking pictures of her butt, without her consent, or knowledge, and the ad with the washing machine is also came of as really creepy, and in both there is an absence of consent. Sorry, if this comment sounds as a rent, or like I'm overreacting. I migh be overreacting, but the game came of like this for me. So sorry, if I take the game to seriusly. (Sorry for the grammar, and spelling mistakes, English is not my first language)

13:25 Wait a minute. I've seen this model before. There's a game on the Switch store called Pooplers. It's Splatoon but it inflicts psychological damage by the second.

I don't know, it's probably the most money-grabbing strategy that makes kids just straight up download these for no absolute reason!

Finally the saga is complete. I can rest easy at night knowing that they are working hard to bring us more story mode episodes.

You just didn't watch enough ads to unlock the baby-making scene

You should turn off the wifi when playing those mobile games, so you dont get ads

Mobile games are like ponzie schemes where its just a circle of making money to buy ads to make money to buy ads.

The ad shown at the very start of the video is a textbook example of "We're Still Relevant, Damnit!" as they referenced that one washing machine TikTok (even sampling its audio) seemingly just because (they think) it's popular. In reality, the meme died after about only *3 weeks,* and the ad is *very* out of touch as a result. It's like if a faceless megacorp *un-ironically* did an ad campaign featuring MLG *in 2022.* If that isn't proof that the ad makers are boomers, then I dunno what is.

IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SQUID GAME GUARD IS JUST CASUALLY HOLDING AN 100 TON HAMMER WITH ONE HAND?

The NPCs in Goat Simulator: 11:44

Ad itself gets a 1/10. *0:16* The thumbnail for the game gets -∞/10.

21:07 Actually the questions aren't the same. One is asking if you wanna "go together" and the other is "I'm going, if you wanna come with"... the latter implies that you'd also go alone if the answer is no. Important stuff, i know.

Are you a "LOL" guy or "can i have your number" type of guy

1:55 pREEETTY sure those precentages are illegal if the Children's Television Act is to have a say...cOINSIDERING THE DEMOGRAPHIC TARGET. A revision that includes games exists I'm fairly certain.

When I saw the thumbnail I thought “nah bro this can’t be real” and as soon as I clicked this video I wanted to jump off a cliff

1:15 Oh look it's Summer! So THIS is what she gets up to when not traveling with Rick XD

0:59 Mom, I am famous !

Pretty sure they ordered the babby from AMUZON... probably dropped off by a drone. Or a bear.

Friendly reminder EDP445 streamed on Bigo Live after he got called out as a predator...

Hell yeah i hope this will be a series

0:06 i got a ad for, but instead it was like dad pull me out. but same background and characters.

I like how you experiment with what type of video to make, keep it up!

4:01 dawg what?? 🤨🤨🤨

These mobile games have worn away at my soul

This man torments himself for entertainment. Have you seen the google play store yet? That’s straight up execution.

I feel bad that youtube and google can show questionable ads, but have a creator make a video about a questionable ad that's thrown at you? That's completely unacceptable. Hope your other videos don't also get demonetized, you're a really engaging creator!

3:06 you missed the cuddle him part in the normal game

man's holding back tears

The baby's animation and movements for some reason reminded me of The Sims 2.

Lol this game things Discord is a form of Social Media

I've gotten ads before like the first one where you can do something normal or assault the woman

2:31 EDP445 also uses it 💀💀💀

I think some games have the ads downloaded into the game, so even airplane can't save you unfortunately

You just earned yourself a new sub, your commentaries are so entertaining and funny :)

4:05 I want my girls back💀

(i know that) unity just downloads some ads and plays them (i guess to have ads with no wifi, and when it reconnects it submits the data)

13:54 took me the fuck out💀

Idk why I laughed at the dude cutting everything out so funny

That is the most cursed intro I've seen in a while.

This is a good video to eat cereal to

It is an interactive ad. Most modern games are an interactive ad.

To be honest seeing this shitty game ads doesnt even surprise me at this point, its horrible, and overshadow actual good things in mobile gaming

Thanks keel for doing this for us

Appreciate this video 🙌

I can’t believe you went through the whole couples life story

Oh God I remember cod for the ds it was horrible. Thanks for bringing back some forgotten memories.

Some games preload ads as soon as you open the app so even if you use airplane mode it’ll play ads it already preloaded unless you had airplane mode on when you started the app

the funny thing about the first ad was that the guy model just went to the default pose

18:08 it doesnt align because you were cutting it wrong- you had cut there earlier so that's where the slice is cut

What is the BG song called at 9:05

4:18 the rock on bottom

*Mobile games went to Literal Masterpecies to this:*

i got an ad like this, and i parodied it with some ocs i have-

Thanks dude, this video was awesome. Can you also recommend a good bleach for my eyes for the first ad.

It's the IHOP dinner

For the marriage app, you should farm diamonds while you wait for the next chapter

this is insanely funny 16:31 😭😭

Where can I buy one

Have you used airplane mode for any of these games? Or are you taking the ads to see the Ad/Gameplay Ratio

Illya walks like a dude in level 4 lol

How do some games have ads even on ✈️ mode mode

3:00 the baby-making scene is in the "cuddle him" gif /lhj

when you said "are you kidding me" a cave sound played what an odd coincidence

The baby's model may or may not be stolen from "Who's Your Daddy? 2" And yet somehow it looks at least 50% crappier than a model that was designed to be crappy

i want even more please! i love your vids!

really i got depressed when there was no more bego live

18:47 why is discord an option. on what planet is discord, a chat app with no public video sharing features, a good video uploading platform

I vividly remember my friend browsing RU-vid and getting an "*ad*"... There was a girl stuck in a fence and the other thing i remember was that it was a gradenscapes type ad except one of the choices was "Jutsu". I dont fucking know anymore lmao. (This happened like 4 - 5 months ago)

That ad needs a trigger warning.

0:03 what the song

What software to you use to edit your videos?

16:33 he is quagmire

"who the hell comment this on a video" Girls: Can I oh ):

I know I just started a video but that first ad is just so curse (hey step bro)

The climactic ending.

grown man coments on state of mobile gaming

title correction: How are Mobile Games Allowed???

Uh oh this is going to be a series

I laughed so hard watching this, amazing content

Maybe try the Bitlife mobile game? I'm curious if you'll like it or not!

I'll try this later

rip you got demonetized but i will still watch your content

0:15 bro she screams like a dang Xenomorph

I'm kinda disappointed nobody is asking for your number. Opportunity for a great meme has been missed.

You should review a mobile game called the slime kings tower. Is basically binding of Isaac with a different coat of paint.