How Many Crimes can we Commit in Stardew Valley 

weather modification has been banned by the UN and is illegal without permission in the US so rain totems are a pretty serious crime

kent constantly sending the farmer bombs in the mail is one of my favorite stardew crimes

Lewis gives you hush money when you place his purple shorts on display during the fall festival or place his golden statue in town. Could count as blackmail or accepting a bribe.

I'm surprised you didn't consider releasing the child as child abandonment as well

If Pam isn't at the dessert bus when you go back you drive the bus yourself and if you drink a beer before that's driving under the influence (not sure if you can but just something I thought of)

The most offensive thing about the mushroom bit is you calling mycologists "botanists" 😂

the pufferfish may have been a better choice used for the soup poisoning

The exploit with Artisan Goods and level 10 farming where you sell it to Pierre then reset your skill and buy it back cheaper that would be money laundering

now we wait for legal eagle to react to this, checking for accuracy

Animal cruelty can also be counted if you don’t feed your animals on purpose and maybe if you leave them out to die from the wolfs.

You can also add child endangerment under the explosive slingshot Also when you trap someone in thier houses that could count as attempted kidnapping And when you destroy the weeds around haleys house that would count as destruction of private property

Going into the witches house to take back the wizards ink would be vigilante justice which is a crime

okay so fun thing about the mushroom one! because it's going into a soup, it'd be filtered and boiled down. so the fly agaric would be either much, much less poisonous or it'd lose its poisonous properties entirely and instead become hallucinogenic (it's a very interesting mushroom). which could alter the crime/sentence. it's at a minimum a class F felony, which carries up to 12½ years prison time and/or up to $25,000 in fines. could be argued as a class C, which makes the sentence up to 40 years and/or $100,000 in fines. depends on aggravating/mitigating factors, but thats what's generally agreed upon

Unsure the exact crime (likely improper disposal of nuclear material/ a grevious clean water act violation) but you could throw radioactive bars into the river, as they are explicitly stated to cause dangerous health effects to people exposed to them, and I suspect that would affect the town's water supply

every time you buy something from the travelling merchant you are participating in smuggling, so that's another one

Loitering could probably be another one, maybe fishing on private property, too. 😂 Regardless, this list was super fun.

Finally I can put my JD to good use! Risk of injury to a minor, abandonment (of the dove-children), unlawful restraint, breach of peace could be added (also I appreciated the California v. Greenwood aside) Don’t even get me started on the all of the violations incurred when you start making and selling alcohol on your farm…

The child shrine one could probably count as child abandonment or something

If you were to put in a pufferfish in the luau, would that be attempted mass murder?

It's so funny that carrying alcohol and drinking in public is a crime in some places

You forgot to add extra sentencing for bombing the kid (assault of a minor)

"They learn everyone's schedule" - Not me, I run around like a headless chicken until I find the person I'm looking for. Remembering specific times for all the villagers? In my chill farming game? Never.

The bomb in town can be many crimes, as in many places it is Illegal to have one in general, given how deadly a bomb is that could be consider attempted murder of a minor, Domestic Terrorism and probably more

Handling a fish in suspiciously.

Lawyer: I studied for years to get in this position, what did you do? Salmence: Just did some stardew videos

Enslaving and imprisoning junimos 😂

maybe some sort of vandalization? like how you can fill people's houses with grass or pave over pelican town with your own road i'm not sure what the crime would exactly be but surely you dont have a permit for that

Jaywalking could probably be one, since there is the road to the desert Also, it's apparently possible to patent a breed of plant, and if someone were to replant a plant that someone else has patented, that'd be illegal, meaning if you go out and buy a packet of seeds (IRL or in Stardew Valley) it'd be illegal to extract seeds from it and replant it

a much more serious crime that wasnt covered is uh, if you specifically hit your spouse with the slingsot,

Shoutout to any Mycologists who had to deal with their field of study being referred to as botany

Dangerously Funny in a nutshell

Litter a lot. IE illegal dumping Fishing without a permit Tax evasion (anyone who plays for a year and makes money)

This was not the video I anticipated today (I was on my way to watch your Stardew playthrough again) but you know what? I am absolutely down for crimes*. *in Stardew Valley

I dunno if you can lose hearts with a pet for hitting them with a slingshot. I did hit the spouse repeatedly and I didn't think hearts were lost. Then I kept going for a while and saw that hearts were just decreasing very slowly. The same might be true with the pets and children.

Also isn't stealing a crime you could do in stardew Valley with the mayors shorts?

This was great. Are any marriage candidates considered "minors"? That could add a whole bunch of crime potential.

I actually cried when I couldn’t find your channel 😭. Glad to have you back ❤️

I swear RU-vid knows what else is going on with my computer, because I put a combined 30 hours (putting the game over 500 overall) into a new Stardew playthrough over the past couple of weekends (and will probably finish Year 2 over this upcoming long weekend!)...and YT recommended a bunch of your videos to me. Which I have watched with great enthusiasm and enjoyment as you've earned a new subscriber :)

not the fault of the player but there was that brief time when sdv violated the geneva convention bc the clinic had a red cross on it lol

To go with the alcohol, depending on your character's age, possible underage drinking🙂

Now I have Furret Walk stuck in my head, thanks.

Hi Salmence! As a new player, your guides have been super helpful. Could you possibly do a guide on creating each recipe? So, what total ingredients we need to set up in which season? Kinda like a follow up to your year 1 perfection guide maybe? Thanks!

The channel is back! Hooray!

4:05 based on the pilot episode of Leverage it's totally theft, and obviously that show is the epitome of law Also Haley is doing great despite what you done to her, I didn't realize she's so chill afterward I still can't believe you can erase memories and transform humans into random animals in this game, it's so messed

This is great I agree with everything you said! I'm going to do this in real life!

Legal or illegal depends on the country, but taking pictures of other people without permission and fishing in particular property are considered crimes on some countries. And receiving stolen item (the magnifier from the shadow person on winter)

Thanks for the Kickstarter recommendation. Looks like fun, so I backed it.

I realized do we ever pay taxes even once in the game?

Happy to have you back Sal!

I was very caught off guard by the Lew role-playing, but the little gray moustache sent me over the edge

the fbi watching his search history searching all of these crimes and their consequences: 🤨

This video made me subscribe. It came into my garage while I was making music and forced me to because it was so good

This guys deserves more subs he has a lot but he deserves a lot more! His content is top notch and I have never seen anyone put this much effort into a video! You just gained another subscriber! I loved your 300 day movie in stardew! It was so entertaining and made my day! Keep up the work I will get my 18 subscribers to sub to you!😊

thanks, i love crime so this was a fantastic watch

actually so true?? now i wanna take this theme for a project for my law class :'D (hope you don't mind, my country has as twice as many laws sadge) was also thinking abt illegal weapons storage? count that! +casino at the desert aaaaand piere's secret stash cutscene LMAOOO

Paused the video before watching to say I outright love this concept.

The one with killing the bats would of been fine as they were endangering his life

Probably mining in other mines is a crime.

If you slingshot Evelyn or George that could be some classic elder abuse

Funnily enough, (This may or may not be true since I saw it on a RU-vid video) but in one of the Harvest Moon games, a series that Stardew is inspired by, you can actually get the credits to roll by putting a high quality white-cap mushroom, which must be VERY poisonous, into the equivalent of the Luau potluck. This pretty much means you do actually get everyone to kick the bucket since the credits rolling suggests that the player died from the soup.

The stealing it back falls under double jeopardy.

I audibly guffawed at you dressed up like Mayor Lewis, stalking him.

Love your videos!!!!

woohoo, your channel is back 🎉🎉

Put a pufferfish or box fish into the podluck, that is deadly enough

Wouldn’t some of the slingshot ammunition count as homemade weapons (which is a war crime) but I guess you could argue that the player isn’t at war with the monsters in the mines, skull cavern, volcano, etc.

I swear I could watch you make stardew content all day. If you think it'd be fun for you, you should do a modded playthrough. Or maybe some challenge runs.

this video concept is so good fishing! some others:fishing without a license, selling food and alcohol from an unlicensed establishment, and in some states its illegal to ride a horse while intoxicated

Leaving your kids on the farm when the other parent is gone as well as not watering/feeding your pet could be neglect and child endangerment

This was novel and very entertaining. Rare for both to cross my recommended page

Wait... Where in the world is against the law to drink in public? o-o

You forgot the crime of supporting JojoMart and Morris

Animal neglect, child neglect, child abandonment, assault of a political figure, fishing without a licence, cutting down trees is often illegal in certain cases (such as near roads and on government or others land), Also I’m sceptical if the wizard has a permit to be building stuff on your farm.

As Stardew Valley is in the Ferngill Republic, the laws are probably different than in the US, although some of the things you mentioned are probably illegal (at least the violent one). There are a many not so clear things, for example are you allowed to fish without a fishing license? Are you allowed to forage all the things you can? what about taking some treasure chess? or digging for artifacts? mining? Are you allowed to start a farming business like that? specially as there are many different aspects, do you have all required licenses? moreover do some of the constructions also require permits? Are you licensed to repair some random bridges? Is the casino legal? Would the wizard potion be considered drug? What about encouraging some weird creatures to repair a bus? or a public building? To go back to rather clearly illegal stuff: I think that turning your child into dove would be considered murder, however it is hard to know as we do not have real-life examples... A few things likely illegal: 1) When you talk to some divorcee, they ask you to leave, for example Shane say "leave me alone", continuing talking to him is harassement. 2 ) Using or even owning the key to the town. 3) Owning/handling/giving radioactive material. 4) Selling stuff you have kept in a chess for 10 years and is probably rotten. 5) Not contacting the authority when you see an abandoned kid (Leo). 6) Cutting all the trees in the forest (or any massive exploitation of ressources outside your farm). 7) Making a massive installation outside your property (solar farm in the desert or wine cellar in the quarry, crab pots). 8) Changing a trailer into a big house without asking before. Although you are not the only one doing illegal stuff, for example Robin move you asleep to a new bed during the night, that is probably illegal. Moreover it does not seems that she take safety seriously by working 72 hours without rest, specially when someone is sleeping in the house.

Entertaining video!

What about deforestation especially because the woods is technically Marnie's property so maby destruction of property is also applicable

Carrying a weapon without the proper permits

When you get rid of the children in your marriage that could be considered infanticide.

3:05 you should also apologize to mycologists, for giving their job to botanists 😂 3:30 tampering with food and drink as well

This video was really fun and all the comments are also very entertaining.

I doubt any bat in those mines are endangered, they are quite populous! A fun video

Throwing mayor Lewis shorts into the soup or putting it up for display is probably illegal

Breaking and entering whenever you enter some one’s house randomly

if public intoxication was a crime, 80% of Balkans would be in prisons

Producing wine or beer yourself is probably a crime too.

having the junimos working at your farm is basically slavery

LMAOOOO THE MUSHROOM I PUT IT IN THE LUAO IN MY FIRST PLAYTHRU

In several US jurisdictions at least, that breaking and entering can also get a burglary charge, since you're entering with intent to commit a crime (the theft)

Fun fact bout Fly Agaric: boiling it actually makes it safe to eat. Granted, you have to boil it *twice* to make it safe, but...

thank you for this handy guide, i will be committing so many crimes

Fishing without an license, tax evasion (you don't pay them once yet Mayor Lewis collects it from other residents), The cut scene where you can chose to say you wont ell anyone or you will tell everyone about Mayor Lewis and Marnie (don't know what crime this can be interpreted to), Threats (Elliot heart cut scene where you can chose to drink to his doom), destroying public property (cutting down trees in cindersnap forest), those are all ones I just thought of on the top of my head

Replace the mushroom with a pufferfish to kill the whole town instead

When playing mutiplayer after i got the sling shot i had a habit of just randomly shooting in random directions.

In most jurisdictions riding a horse while intoxicated is a DUI, probably the same for using the mine carts. Also depending on the jurisdiction some of the are illegal to carry in public.

Walking across the road at the bus stop - Jaywalking

Lol, new run invented: As many crimes as possible run

Planting a bomb in town could be a pretty easy case for terrorism, especially if your character doesn't pass the patented Family Guy, Peter color swatch test

I would also count bombing the train as terrorism

The generous people who contributed to the character schedules on the wiki are certified stalkers

Get drunk, get on your horse, and you're riding under the influence.