How many pressure washers does it take to fly? 

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Lol

The chlorine is ideal for wetland amphibians.

​@@massimocole9689 nah

He might just make an ocean in his backyard with that much water so he can have his own fish farm.

hi stuff

lol

Thank you for the information. I will inform the authorities

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Average Wednesday evening for me

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As someone that has been using a pressure washer since Dad though I was able to control it. And mostly used it to blast cow shit of walls and floors, and sometimes get said shit spray back in my face. I truly have no idea what you mean. What's so special or cool about it. And I don't think I ever will understand xD Using the pressure washer was a chore to keep the barn clean. Cleaner. And I had to be payed to do it :p Which is how I got the money for my N64 games. So that was cool!

you ever tried filling an old one with gasoline and lighting it? you get a pretty damn effective flamethrower that can go several meters. Dumb idea but I'm not paying retail price for an actual flamethrower just to have it be a very expensive toy (also flamethrowers are 100% legal in most of the US as they're classed as agricultural tools) It's honestly far easier to buy both a black powder cannon AND a flamethrower at the same time here than it is to get your hands on an AR15 as they're both deregulated. Important to note that it has to be an electric pressure washer though. You try doing it with a gas powered one and you now have a bomb. It's also a good idea to wrap the barrel with fibreglass insultation and tape it down as it protects your hands from the heat and contains the burning fuel if you have a barrel failure. a welding mask and a fire resistant coverall also helps.

Damn now I almost feel pressured to buy one!

​@@WolfFireheart have you ever tried cleaning your n64 cartridges with one?

True

Every upload day is April fool's

Actually, he lives in Australia. He posted this on the 2nd.

If he does a April fool's vid it would be normal

His April Fools video would just be a commentsry video or just weldibg something simple

Nah is just not strong enough.

He lives next to a preschool💀

thankyou

yea that plotwist with the child in the end was like that one episode in full metal alchemist about the creation of the chimera :0

@@Ididathingdid you know yes

@@eduuklee9453 broooo💀. I mean yea sure, the ethernal love for the daugther and even the mother from the father who ever so loved them so much was in no means a laughing matter. The synergy and the overall corresponding of these two examples is certainly a story to show others to widen their knowledge about a lovely and heartwarming family.

@@natsukashii6521 i mean the joke part about it, that the alchemist guy was so stupid to sacrefice his cute little girl for the sake of results :I it was the most horrifying moment in anime history about how stupid people can be. much scarier than Lord Beerus visiting earth or Itachi Uchiha butchering his own village people :I anyways I did a thing is pure evil if this wasnt dark humor comedy :3

Fr tho, I don't even care about the danger, I'm just too lazy to do something like this lmao

Not to mention the money you would have to spend 😅

Also how can i tell people not to do it at home when i am doing it at home

Facts

You clearly haven't met the right sort of people.

the most funny thing in video

I searched that comment

@@romeolajh1602nah the child labor joke was funnier

04:56 actually☝🏻🖕🏻😊

😂 same here

It's like, my favorite part of the channel.

EXACTLY I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES A THING!

@@moxrockz Woah man, I get off on him doing a thing just as much as the next man, but that's just too much excitement

I hate these corny low effort comments.

Not even a joke

@@Ididathing RIP , my grandfather (who died years ago) had brothers living in australia since around the 60's when they fled this country they have never seen each other after it and only rarely exchanged letters.... i guess it was time for them to die too cousin

I laughed way to hard, then realised, yep i'm going to hell

@@Ididathing wait actually?? 😭😭

True sigma grindset

Holy crap, you are a genius!

He'de probably get eaten by a tarantula if he tried that

this depends on the physics of the model of shrink ray he owns, if it makes him smaller by increasing his density, he will weigh the same, but if it eliminates some atoms and brings others closer together, he will weigh much less, great idea!

Underrated comment

Contrary to the popular movie honey I shrunk the kids, if you could shrink someone's size, you could not reduce their weight by consequence. I know this bc I'm on gear 2 of engineer studying.

That’s how whistling diesel felt

He loses one brain cell for every subscriber he gets

The feel hasn't gone up, but the income he has to work with? He rented 4 $7000 pressure washers, which I'd imagine would cost a lot.

fr odd1sout and jschlatt have this problem and now they kinda feel like commercialized or smth

thanks i guess

Yeah I️ did notice they were a bit angled

why'd you call 'em "little cute kid"?

A lil sus, dont ya think??

@@defgennin well, why does it bother you that they called a little kid cute?

​@@defgennin you never heard anyone call a little kid cute?

Wtf calling a kid cute is creepy now? You guys need to get off the internet asap.

2:08 R-Kelly?

Oh wow i love seeing originality, definitely didnt take the first half of the comment from a popular comment hoping to get attention, i definitely cant see where you copy pasted the comment, didnt notice the period and then placed a second period, that or you're a bot and the other comment is also a bot and im making a fool out of myself replying to a literal bot. Either way, copypasta sucks dont do it

@@unauthenthic1585 :(

@@unauthenthic1585 Wait actually this guy might be a bot I'm not sure how I didn't realize it before 😅

Dats why he has taped toes....

Extra limbs in the freezer

Injection injury?

Next video idea Is a Monkey limb capable of replacing human limbs

@@SturmGamerxD724 Lmao

Was it your pipi?

good

Lul

Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free Gift.

@@dove3853 shut up

An April fools joke would be him doing something normal

@@mrorion4794💀

It's already april second here.

@@mrorion4794 😢🎉😢😂😂🎉🎉😂

infanticide?

You were talking about the pressure washer in the ass for a great idea

A comedy in four acts

Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free Gift.

@@dove3853 i mean I'm not sure why you commented that on my post, but its accurate and very good for people to read at this Easter season.

@@Dave_Tries yeah what he said is true but it’s obviously a bot, definitely not someone with Christian intentions as he just wants to reap the benefits of using Jesus’s name to get a few extra subscribers.

I had anxiety watching the entire video

hey I'm from Australia just a quick question, what are shoes?

you can see his toe is all taped up, I can imagine him thinking to himself after making a video "that's what I get for being dangerous with no shoes on" or "wtf is wrong with me"

@@cogginsnuff I always wonder what those things are

I think he mentioned on a video that a lot of people comment about wanting to see his feet hence why he doesn't cover them or something

If he ever makes it to the moon he'd be too busy trying to find a way to make moon cheese or a moon rock trebuchet to remember his pressure washers😂😂. Good ideas though😊

who going on the moon for this

I'm sorry to inform you that it's not possible for him to film on the moon, he's unable to get a filming permit after what happened last time.

@@Nelcyiime

@@Nelcyii Him

Thanks for checking up mate

@@Ididathing good on ye mate

Same. Kinda worried about photonicinduction

Bro why do you do all this weird stuff when you work

@@kynieshaoverall7064 shut up kid

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It’s really sad that we have to repeatedly, in multiple languages remind people that you shouldn’t put things in your booty thy aren’t specifically designed for that application.

Everyone says Germans don’t have jokes and then at the other end of the scale you have this

​@@chicagotypewriter2094 We instantly turn into suicidal maniacs as soon as we step foot on a construction site 😂

But if you point it downward between the cheeks it makes a very funny sustained fart noise. But yeah don't put in in your ass, that's just begging to end your life in a horrible way 😂

did he die or was it just a bad injury

This is why you don't give kid me access to power tools

What do you mean? I didn't see him stick it up his a.. oh wait...

@@TheodoreBrecht He's not the only man with money. There are a lot of people with money that wouldn't do this.

I mean, it already exists if you go to a beach or coast you may have seen someone use flyboard. It's basically high pressure washers that can makes you fly.

we lack the skills not the courage

It's not dry. He has pressure washers. Definitely wet.

definitely wet humour

this is just what a lot of aussie blokes are like, it may be a stereotype, but it's a stereotype for a reason L:

Mf

Does dry comedy to aussies mean shit comedy???

Yup. I'm gonna miss the old garage and backyard 😢

Their own? He did say "landlord" which implies that he was living in a rental house. I don't think that it is feasible to expect someone to consider building a house on a plot of land that don't belong to them and consider that house as their property. Thus i assume that "landlord" meant owner of the house

​@@OmnifyMyAss considering he was the one actively living in the house n not the landlord mooching off of him i think it was more his house than the landlords but also thats just semantics bc nobody living in a rental apartment will say "wanna come over to my landlords apartment" theyll say "wanna come over to MY apartment" n ppl will understand the implication that its where you live regardless of the name on the deed

@@jennifervasquez I love you, Jennifer 🫶🏻

@Кирилл Чичета my man I did a thing is a communist he fundamentally is against the concept of landlords. Also he lives there and is paying its his house. I don't care if the landlord has a mortgage because once it's paid its not like anyone other than the landlords gets ownership. If a landlord pays 10% deposit mortgages the rest and I pay the 10% plus the mortgage and interest over my time there I still don't own the house even though I paid for it. Sounds like bullshit to me.

His toe was taped, maybe he got a injection injury? Losing a foot’s pretty close.

Lmaooo please share that misfortune with us

@@bensoncheung2801 forget about the video,,. I wanna know about the pickle guy here

@@bensoncheung2801 I’m pretty sure he broke his toe with his hydraulic leg axe

@@bensoncheung2801 do you just assume everyone with a bandaid has an injectio injury?

He has aged well since the 1950s

@@Ididathing What's your new home address?

@@gryzak5127 123 Australia street

​@@tiureiji what the

@@tiureiji Just went to this address, they strapped me to a dentist chair before pressure washing my mouth and giving me SEVERAL root canals :( There was also this wierd little clown fish with a fucked up fin in the fish tank

pretty sure there is a canon ball in the ceiling somewhere

@@Ididathing what the hell did you do

@@Ididathing at this point i am not even questioning if thats true or not. I just believe you on this.

​@@Ididathing At this point, I bet you got a replica of the demon core somewhere in your house

​@@logical_issue he did a thing

thanks mate

@@Ididathing You are an amusing and great youtuber. Go Do things!

@@Ididathing I live in straya too, although Tasmania has more of a cold environment

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@@Ididathing build a motorized wheel-barrow

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it'd be terrifying but probably be safer i think? it'd give him the opportunity to let go of the handles, since they'd still be attached to his legs, and he wouldn't need to worry about cutting off his feet, because they'd be attached to them lol. i guess the main thing is that if he *does* manage to injure himself with them still attached, it probably means he's losing *a lot* more than just his legs

@@nibbletrinnal2289The chances of him falling and smacking his head on the concrete skyrockets to 100% if he attaches those to his legs so I wouldn’t say safer 😂

Maybe do it as a bicycle, between the legs 😂

No, just no.

i mean he could stick it from his leg to the end of his feet so that the nozzle is just right beside his feet so that the nozzle wont be pointing at his feet. and he can have the handle/trigger by his thigh and be able to reach it. so i think its possible to strap it to his leg. hm or he could strap it to his back so it acts like jet pack. and also maybe in a squat position so no bodypart in danger

You should hear what Aleksa did with his brother

@@MothOnFire what??

@@MothOnFire ahahahaha

@@MothOnFire What'd he do?

@@MothOnFire WHAT DID HE DO?

small problem, scrotums don't have persistent prints

@@davidy22 how sad

@@willmerguzmanrodriguez6635 man i wanted scrotumprints

huh ok

@@zethnevarg2399 me too brother, me too, maybe we can get buttprints instead or even penprints.

They're particularly scary because the damage can be much worse than it looks. It's an 'injection injury' where the water basically pummels thousands of tiny holes into your flesh. If not treated quickly enough...massive infection and potential amputation comes into play

My first thought as well. He's out there pointing it very close to his bare feet. I'd probably put on steel caps.

Steel toed won't protect you for long.

you know its a fake doll at the end...

​@@aguast4 whats that gotta do with anything

The old house started feeling like home

Ye, It felt like a safe place where i could go to enjoy some unfiltered insanity.

@@something1122 A "safe" place isn't what I'd call it

I think he lived with his parents before and now lives by himself

@@jensrb50 No he lived with his wife and kids, they moved

i was pretty sure he was from florida

@@listopad09 As an Australian I can confirm Australians are on a kind of crack similar to Florida, but just a bit less dangerous.

nice

It gives me anxiety

As an Australian, yea pretty much

Did you watch the end

@@Teczito Yup! It was hilarious, but ofc he didn't launch the child, it was a prop

“Had me dead as well”

His grandpa actually died though

and his "son's" life

@@frylock6403 it was a doll or some video editing g

@@tomf0olery well, im 100% sure it was a doll, and this person was probably joking. (hence the quotes) I could be wrong of course though.

@@tomf0olery Ah yes editing/a doll can be very realistic, take an object and eat it.

CAn We AppREciAtE

Literally 😂😂😂😂

I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he died. "Quit shaking the ladder you little shit!"

​@@zbabyg6998 Same.

@@zbabyg6998bro 😂

Yeah

without foot protection is insane

One time I put a pressure washer (one with an industrial power plug) on my rubber boot and it took out some rubber. I only put it on there for a second. Pretty sure it can go through when you hold it there.

@@tvh024 When I needed to buy a new pair of rubber boots at the meat plant I worked at, because I nicked them and the inspector said they were no longer safe to use, I tried it out to see just how much damage I could actually do. I cut the whole boot in half in about ten seconds. Maybe less.

@@ledumpsterfire6474 That's crazy. I think he would have needed a trip to the hospital if he had hit his feet.

@@tvh024 Probably lol. Granted, we had one of those huge mounted industrial ones, since we needed to be able to take a single pig hair off of a 20 foot tall ceiling. So I have to imagine these smaller portable ones would be a lot less capable of taking a toe.

Jes, please only point four extra powerful pressure washers at your feet if they are clad into strongest frilled nylon stockings

thanks

@@Ididathing Hey! You don't have to make it a video, but if you test these underwater at anytime, could you see how fast you move with them strapped to you? You could show the results in a community post. Thanks if ya do!

Really can't emphasize this enough. When using pressure washers, make sure you point them at other peoples feet, not your own.

Dave is great

Dave is, indeed

dave is great indeed

Great is dave, indeed

Dave is great indeed

@@AirBender2 🤓☝

@@AirBender2 not if I’m at Starbucks milking the wifi

@@AirBender2 bro shut up

@@AirBender2may be he hunted a deer and got the protein to walk there made his own shoes and found a starbucks coffe from a trash can and sit there

too many emojis, lost me, sorry man

Fracking is mining with a pressure washer. Water is extremely dangerous at high psi.

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well duh. water can cut through steel at high pressure. you would have to be a clown not to know this. we learned this in early high school.

@@happinin Don't insinuate that clowns didn't finish school. They went through many years of clown school.

I'm super anxious seeing him doing all those dangerous stuff with his bare feet.

*Styropro has entered the chat*

A RU-vidr that gives you anxiety? Tyler Oliveira.

I see you've never heard of Styropyro

me

not the ankle jumping machete toy?

​@@OneSlavBoi here's the thing, though - the machete would at least have a somewhat clean cut. The pressure washer on the other hand? Yeahhh.. your whole foot would be blasted to smithereens. Those things are no joke.

@@Enbypotat53 not just that but it can very easily cause sepsis because the pressure can push bacteria directly into the blood stream. Yeah I'd take machete cut over that any day.

i guess that's fair, to be honest it felt a lot less intimidating because i've never been around a pressure washer IRL

But the toes

That's because it's already the 2nd in Aus ;-)

its April 2cnd

Nah that's just Aleksa ...

Foolish everyday

Thanks. I didnt even consider it

Huh

Ok

Noted. Noted for what? No idea. But that’s cool regardless

@Fran0w0 remove paint from 50,000 gallon dip tanks for cars.. part of the painting process

So what we can take away from this is that it'd probably be cheaper to just attempt an IRL rocket jump, and it wouldn't even be *that* much more dangerous

how are your lungs

*impulsive thoughts

@@cerebrummaximus3762 intrusive thoughts*

@@nibbletrinnal2289 *impulsive thoughts I am sorry, but it should remain as "Impulsive thoughts" unless you convince me otherwise

This is just normal thoughts guys what are you talking about

This is just normal thoughts for australian