How many Snakes can I get past Airport Security? 

You're insane but in a good way

great video man keep it up!

I am extremely uncomfortable with this video... illegal wildlife smuggling is a serious issue especially in countries like Australia where biosecurity is critical and protected native species are stolen. There are over 130 Australian reptile species that are listed in the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Flora and Fauna (Cites).

I love you

Scopely is evil their real name is Cash grabbers inc.

Wouldnt doubt thats what'll happen one day

dont forget the punch gun

Who says he not trying to

Homeboi trying to get free rent in CA; St Quinton bound😎😂

It's a challenge. No one would dare arrest Allen.

lollll But smart! He's got a lot of subs for it!

No it's 22 words not less than 10 words

@@peterparker8763 The part in quotes is the description, the remainder of the comment isn't Everything outside the the quotations is a description of a description of Allan

Allen*

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They didn't question you probably because of your name

@@dog_backward this was,,,, a really good comment. I needed that belly laugh

If I check a ticket that said dick dangler and then looked down to see a giant coil of something in his backpack, I'd just continue on my merry way and pretend I didn't see a thing.

My buddy that worked for Greyhound told me their passengers are all the people that couldn't possibly make it through Airport security lol

@@Dave435lthat accurately describes greyhound passengers

Wrong timestamp

10:46

@@sillicon8227 you right mb

Lol I noticed that too 😂 "oh man one of these weirdos... What the fuck is it this time? Meth? Coke? Or the worst... Influencers?!"

What’s “the list”

LMFAOOO my dad is on the list

@@infiniteplanes5775 maybe a list of sus people. could be used againt you in future.

@@Vanisher how did he get on there

@@Vanisher what happened? and howd u know hes on "the list"

@Don't Read My Profile Photo dont shut up (that was sarcastic)

Sadly I can in fact imagine this

Guys be shooting up with homemade radioactive iodine jumping through airport scanners in a William Osmon video next.

@@benner86 Imagine replying to a spambot. What's next, yelling at clouds?

@@LordDragox412 Imagine talking to a guy yelling at clouds. What's next, debating with a squirrel?

That's racist.

@@WeAreInYourWall There is something innately hilarious about some random guy on the internet calling me racist

@@wintercheckmate869 I've called the police.

@@WeAreInYourWall There is something innately hilarious about some random guy on the internet calling the police on another guy after he said "there is something innately hilarious about some random guy on the internet calling me racist" in response to that guy calling the police saying "That's racist." as a response to the "offender" saying "There is something innately hilarious about like 7 famous coding youtubers playing with a snake"

I'm sure the snake loved it. Plenty of bugs to catch :).

dude if my diet was as toxic as a league of legends chatroom id be filled with rage too

@@nox_luna their fun to catch as their super fast and non venomous but yeah if u mess up the grab he’s biting you xD

@@everythingman0082 i heard racer snakes were fast, hell its in the name.

@@nox_luna yeah their extremely fast xD, if u wanna catch one u either need to catch up to it as it’s fleeing and not miss your grab. Or approach it slowly in an attempt not to scare it off

@@everythingman0082

It was the timing on the dive

​@@drumboarder1 every jump into a pile of pointy sticks barely filled with leaves will be outstanding on its own, like a mild evil knivel type stunt(I bet he got hurt and that there was blood, maybe not enough for a whole drop, but definitely some dead skin was shed) timing seemed right bc of the narration

I can practically hear the Ed, Edd, n' Eddy "Subaluwa" sound when he jumps..

@@Ewr42 you've never jumped into a bush apparently

@@drumboarder1 have you? Maybe not the same type of bush, but the ones I'm familiar with certainly aren't as soft as they look

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok i won’t

@@fishbowlpig Wait. That's illegal.

Just like the Uvalde police

@@xacxdcx PLANE SNAKE 🐍 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

"Not my job, someone inside will handle that" - He probably

Becuase it's easy to get shit past them

@@tfordham13 they definitely threw my multi tool away that I forgot to take out of my backpack because it had an inch knife. Which is within their guidelines. 😢 it was a nice multi tool!

@@sarahboles-haslup7127 because it's security theater they gotta make it seem like there doing something when there not

@@tfordham13 for sure. I have definitely had that thing in my bag before while traveling, and it never got flagged. The worst was when they insisted on my disabled mom, who could barely walk due to a brain tumor, taker her shoes off and get patted down because of something flagged in their scanner thing. It was so unnecessary and they were so rude, trying to make her hurry up.

@@sarahboles-haslup7127 I am so sorry to know u ,but safety first .Ms.😢 A lot of bad guys are not giving themselves a title " bad guys " on their forehead .They even act like a normal people trying to go on plane.So maybe they are rude cuz u and your mom are innocent .But what if the real bad person imitate like u or your mom , and get passed easily .... A lot of people on a plane me might get into trouble .

Lol

@@GodApolloEditz yes lololol

Snakes will always just explore. Some slither fast. Others very slow. And Others wrap around your arm or sit in your pocket where you put them

About 85% of the people in the comments: “Huh?”

Mutha F-A

I know… insane

I thought this guy was making that joke in the first place but perhaps not

He didnt bring a real snake. Low snake energy here.

And 10 billion dollars xD

Lol

@@MASTERCRAFT938 Who do you think is going to win : )

yo make more videos and make comments avalible

Change the vs with x and everything change

Allen’s 3 (bags of snakes)

yeah i am too

they were probably still gonna let it go

If they truly wanted a real snake, they could have got it from a pet store. Someone clearly talked them out of taking a real snake for good. They wouldn't have wanted their name on a no-fly list.

I doubt he would have actually done it

they let it go on purpose

He probably didn't plan to bring the snake in the first place.

Absolutely incredible clip

He did it for the vine...

Sly cooper?!?!

here in Florida theres a ton of invasive species and people usually go around hunting them. Tegus, chameleons, ball pythons you name it. If you are willing to make a sanctuary while also "Eliminating" them from the area, do it, since the other option is to kill on sight.

Yes

This

@@ImLennz that wasnt an invasive species though. It was a rat snake

+ it’s a real problem with the reptile industry having wild caught snakes. Support a snake breeder instead of capturing a snake from the wild!

Michael is an engineer so it makes sense he's friends with other engineers

I was not ready for Nile Red though lol

Wait WhAT I must have missed it

He'll do anything but upload

Like Samuel L. Jackson already said: "I'm fucking tired of motherfucking snakes on this mf plane"

Luckily, the lady at the end was fine. Not sure about anyone else though lol.

I live in Florida and my biggest fear is snakes. My second biggest fear is heights, so yeah

I wasn't prepared for that.

I'm pretty sure there was a second or third thought, and then many more after the jump, that all said he shouldn't.

Am i the only one wanting to be a part of RU-vid science gang? Would be so cool to hang out with I did a thing, Micheal and William

@@Bambus820 what you got against Allen?

I feel like this video was another rushed job. It seems like every one of these people are not just messing around and when they remember to make a video they come up with something stupid and call it work. While the video was meh, it was not the best.

@@Bambus820 Sorry William Osman is a tosser and he quit RU-vid and then came back because he is broke again.

@@kameljoe21 well that's your opinion and you're entitled to it

Plenty of airports in Australia still just have a metal detector, the hat has to go through the xray machine though

Just imagine TSA will be searching for this guy.

And if they do find it, just tell them it's your emotional support animal

@@archygrey9093 hmmm I see. Then I shall keep the snake in my pants

@@McStruggles I bet you would

Even if she didn't get recognized. an x-ray scan would have probably been really confusing, just a woman pregnant with 6 dogs.

@@AnimatorJuusoz it was coming back into customs so they don’t do X-ray scans when you are leaving. She got it through one airport security already.

@@AnimatorJuusoz sus

@@AnimatorJuusoz GOD DAMN WEREWOLVES!

To be fair, nothing says "appallingly bad idea" quite like the "star trek" brand post-2008.

Lmao

"what a thrill"

Unoriginal joke didn't laugh

A snaking mission

because the tsa is security theater. They're massively ineffective at their jobs. There are plenty of stats and audits to back that up, too.

"Oh, what's that doing in there?"

@@CRneu And yet, they could stop someone with a ballistics gel snake

Same exact thing happened to me with a 3 inch blade pocket knife

@@CRneu that is exactly right

Exactly they could’ve just grabbed it very easily

Yeah I like how he had a 10 stage Rube Goldberg machine and a team of 5 people to get the snake into the hat/bag when they could have easily picked it up, put it in the bag, and the snake would have been relieved he doesnt have these weirdos chasing it around anymore.

@@matthewnelson9868 Well, it did make for good comedy.

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 it obviously wasn't funny for the snake

@@DavyHulme boo hoo animal cruelty

Haha. The ending definitely felt like the Oceans 11 heist explanation at the end!

This comment needs more likes so that he can se it. As a snake owner, I support this message

@@maddoxprimeaux3565 same, snakes are sick, I've had my ball python for over 10 years

was about to comment this

^^^^ this

get a rosie bowa :)

Im the first person to reply to THE Michael Superbacker . OMG the best day of my life

@@moniljainshah3508 Dang it you got here before me

MICHEALL!

Is it Michael reeeeeeeee

Hello

It would still most likely lead to questions being asked and luggage being opened.

You can sedate the snake so it wont move

And they are usually coloured depending on organic matter

Not really since a bagged snake will just kind of chill most of the time

@@sak_1017 Sedating animals is generally dangerous though :(

I just realised-

Just wait until you see how much the resulting Iraq War costed.

Kinda feel like that it discounts the human lives lost, but yeah.

@@Omega_21XX it doesn't lol

@@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174 which part of saying "hey, the money spent on this could just replace the thing destroyed, and then some" not say that it ignores the human element?

I mean universal healthcare would also involve government contracts because that’s just how our government operates. Still a much better use of money than the fucking TSA tho

Yep, that's about right.

still a lot worse in other places.

@@Annuld True. Worst than every other developed country though.

@Brennometer plenty of other capitalist countries have universal healthcare. Painting it as an anti-capitalist struggle only harms its political feasibility, especially in the US.

the tsa isn't actually allowed to detain you, so they can't really physically stop someone. it's the police officer's jobs that are stationed at the airport to do that stuff.

@@MasterYoshitaka I mean that's not much of a distinction if the tsa want to stop you they'll call and officer and he'll stop you.

Everything about the TSA is about making every appearance of security while providing no actual security. The stupid, vain idea being that if it looks hard to get stuff past them you won’t try. 10 billion dollars a year to steal pocket knives from people when all they needed to do was lock the doors to the cockpit, which they did basically immediately after 9/11

@@Mostlyharmless1985 Exactly. People don't even know what security even means they think it means blocking access to things for bad individuals or stopping people from getting shot but it's so much more than that but all they actually want to do as you rightly said is appear to be taking security precautions so that the public feel safe.

To give them the benefit of the doubt, I’d imagine their reaction would’ve been a lot different if it were something explicitly dangerous. A snake isn’t really worth making a scene over imo, they handled it fine in this scenario.

GOOD 🗿

some jekyll and hyde vibes over here

legit felt bad for the snake, not sure if he caught it solely to play off the fake ones or if he was serious

​@@tigertoxins584he knew he was gonna get caught so i think using the fake one was already planned from the start, because y'know it wouldn't be pretty to be caught by airport security trying to sneak a real living snake in the plane

That snake is now Randy Quaid in Independence Day. Allen better be on the lookout for snakes in fighter jets for the foreseeable future..

The snake will try to show all its friends the RU-vid video but will unfortunately be hindered by the inability operate a phone.

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 I would say it could use the talk to text feature to use it but all it would pick up is "Hiiissss"

I think they were all there for the Creator Clash or whatever it was called!

If you want more cross overs check out the podcast Safety Third!

​@@criemer2586 Yep, it was called creator clash

also, some of them live in florida, namely backyard scientist i think IDAT said he'd be in florida for a full month after creator clash

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They've seen this video!

thats true, I don't know why they didn't tell him to remove the had beforehand. They either need to tell him to remove the hat and put it in the xray or remove the hat and let the TSA officer check it before he scans. Only way someone will be allowed to keep their headwear on is if its religion purposes, but thats going to be extra screening.

I mean if he identified the species as non venomous and non aggressive which I'm certain they must have then it's fine. if theyre just picking up snakes without thinking then it's stupid.

Erm actually if you look the snake is a paid actor and was slipped a 20 before filming

So basically … mark Zuckerberg as actor?

That's.. Pretty damn normal? Why is this brave

That's.. how you're supposed to handle snakes...... 🙄

I know right!? Just a harmless little Black Racer. These dips**ts act like it's a Black Mamba! Uneducated people are amusing.

I get it, what if it bites you, then you may have to get stitches, it's a hassle.

@@Eagle3302PL You wouldn't ever need stitches from a Black Racer. It would have to be a much larger Boa or Python before you would need to worry about that.

This is because TSA employees only care about cashing their checks and if they have to work harder than they should they do not care. Plus they get harassed quite a bit due to racial profiling, touching and just being creeps. The same thing happens at sporting events where you are not allowed to bring outside drinks in and security just does not care and allows you to bring it in anyways.

@@kameljoe21 Oh no, the people that violate the constitution as their jobs get harassed? Oh no!

People are still talking about articles that came out 5-7 years ago?

@@kameljoe21 You actually work harder for the same pay? Why would anyone put more effort into their work than what is minimally needed? Also just an fyi starting pay for TSA officers are just a smudge above $15/hr. You don't work at TSA for the money.

It looks like a North American Racer, which is endemic to the continent, *but still* I agree with you on premise

Also had it been confiscated it probably would have been killed and Alan would have potentially been in a bunch of trouble. I suspect he never intended to take the snake

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 never were spoken words more true than the above comment by Skeets McGrew

@@cd14623 Excellent point. I figured someone would likely know.

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 I figured as much as well. I also wanted to leave the comment just in case that wasn't what happened and he tried something similar in the future.

All we needed was mark rober to have them all

And I Did a Thing. All my favourites, haha.

You ever see what someone could do with an ounce of shampoo? You're welcome for the fact you haven't.

Yuuup, all you need is some shampoo, a little bit of milk, and some hydrocortisone cream and BOOOM!

@@acewmd. They might just wash their hair!! Can't let that happen now can we?!

@@stressedvulture worse it might get in their eyes, you ever see someone get shampoo in their eyes, be thankful you haven't. Everybody thinks the restriction is strange and an illusory safety through inconvenience but in reality their saving you from the "suds of anarchy".

@@acewmd. Fun fact, you can just pack a second or third bottle of shampoo... That for some reason is still allowed. It's all theatre.

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