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Michael McIntyre
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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
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@WeeNat313
@WeeNat313 3 года назад
He's probably the only comedian whose whole bit is just to state everyday things people do and make it HILARIOUS 😅
@WeeNat313
@WeeNat313 3 года назад
@Boris Erdogan hmm. I think other observational comedians kinda mix it up a bit though. This is literally all Michael McIntyre does.
@lizadoesray
@lizadoesray 3 года назад
How about Jerry Seinfeld? All observational comedy.
@ozzydozzy1
@ozzydozzy1 3 года назад
Billy Connely
@Max-eh3gj
@Max-eh3gj 3 года назад
Peter Kay
@abigailmitchell2198
@abigailmitchell2198 2 года назад
Lee Evans
@gillian1315
@gillian1315 3 года назад
He is winning at observational comedy - truly a work of art. Pissing myself every time lol
@Gherkinlife
@Gherkinlife 3 года назад
Couldn't find a loo then?
@Megz1501
@Megz1501 3 года назад
Dãndy Liõn 😂😂
@waywardgoddess7219
@waywardgoddess7219 3 года назад
Just don't do it on the seats LOL
@worsten32
@worsten32 3 года назад
So it was you.. -.-
@bryehoran4557
@bryehoran4557 2 года назад
@@Gherkinlife or the sea 😂
@aviationlba747
@aviationlba747 3 года назад
Seriously, the most relatable comedian in existence.
@purplez4785
@purplez4785 3 года назад
Except for lee evans
@warrior2835
@warrior2835 3 года назад
@@purplez4785 who is lee evans?
@warrior2835
@warrior2835 3 года назад
I actually think that Rowan Atkinson is the funniest
@Cookey884
@Cookey884 3 года назад
Rowan Atkinson and Michael MacIntyre are the best
@ReadyPlayerDog
@ReadyPlayerDog 3 года назад
He's very much like Jasper Carrot with a bit of Lee Evens thrown in.
@tinklegaming2298
@tinklegaming2298 3 года назад
why is it there is always someone who finds the need to sit in the cubicle next to you when there is 4 other empty cubicles 😂
@derlangsame4471
@derlangsame4471 3 года назад
Because that is the second cleanest one after yours
@Gherkinlife
@Gherkinlife 3 года назад
Ironically named tinkle too lol.
@tinklegaming2298
@tinklegaming2298 3 года назад
@@Gherkinlife hehe :P
@colinweir5807
@colinweir5807 3 года назад
The Deal or No Deal runner up.
@island661
@island661 3 года назад
The same reason they decide to park their car right next to you, when you and deliberately tried to park away from people. 🙄
@dynamo1726
@dynamo1726 3 года назад
Who else spends 5 minutes trying to find a clean cubicle in a public toilet.😂
@Huntedj20
@Huntedj20 3 года назад
Yup,
@linda8457
@linda8457 3 года назад
Dev Patel that and checking the lock to make sure you don’t get stuck in there😳
@ksportz66
@ksportz66 3 года назад
Dev Patel - impossible... I hold... unless on long haul flight :/
@wendymckeown7206
@wendymckeown7206 3 года назад
Q@@Huntedj20
@chiagarerern6073
@chiagarerern6073 3 года назад
i scour every single cubicle on EVERY floor of a mall until i find the "perfect" one. if not i'll just hold it in😂
@deefee701
@deefee701 3 года назад
I've always loved how Michael makes us laugh at our everyday lives but I just realised that he is highlighting the utter absurdities of our society.
@wildnfree101
@wildnfree101 3 года назад
Usually I don't find toilet jokes funny, but has always Michael McIntyre made me laugh.
@incognitos4342
@incognitos4342 3 года назад
T Iger cuz you’re the one who pees and poops everywhere except the toilet 😂😂😂
@leonbanks5728
@leonbanks5728 2 года назад
You can say it was toilet humour.
@lordtachocolate3568
@lordtachocolate3568 3 года назад
Icheal Ackinkacker back for another absolute banger
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 3 года назад
🦷
@hamishdonaldson8240
@hamishdonaldson8240 3 года назад
Its not Icheal Akinkacker its icheal Ackinkacker
@lordtachocolate3568
@lordtachocolate3568 3 года назад
Hamish Donaldson *confused face of the receptionist intensifies*
@jessicaj8564
@jessicaj8564 3 года назад
Sir would you like a wan kee??
@eleanorblackledge8842
@eleanorblackledge8842 3 года назад
Jessica J one of his best joke no joke
@jenniferlane8675
@jenniferlane8675 3 года назад
Watching this man is hazardous to my health. I laugh so hard I basically stop breathing!! How does he know so much about my life???
@ferlvs
@ferlvs Год назад
His hability to make people laugh is boundless! I'm Brazilian, live in Brazil and still, he is my favourite comedian!
@LiveLake
@LiveLake 3 года назад
This man is the funniest man alive. (Edit) ik it's only 41 likes but it's the most I've got on a comment so thanks.
@jodistewart4452
@jodistewart4452 3 года назад
I love Michael McIntyre
@abuladula
@abuladula 3 года назад
I've listened to the same jokes many times yet it's still funny as heck. I don't think there are many comedians who are timeless as he is.
@ktstankg2736
@ktstankg2736 3 года назад
what I like about you Michael is that you treat the audience with respect unlike other comedians. Keep on going... good luck!
@charlottebrossette1749
@charlottebrossette1749 3 года назад
Every bit of his performance is funny, the jokes, the floppy hair, the intonation...
@benfadhil5204
@benfadhil5204 3 года назад
McIntyre is the most relatable comedian! He beats every American comedian.
@podiapod888
@podiapod888 3 года назад
Ben Fadhil American comedians aren’t even funny, compared to the Brits, IMHO.
@spoon8179
@spoon8179 3 года назад
@@podiapod888 that because American comedy is not funny to us brits
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 3 года назад
@@spoon8179 well it would if they spoke english
@Prophetic_Piano
@Prophetic_Piano 3 года назад
@@copperrose4376 How bout Matthew Perry?
@katieviolin3621
@katieviolin3621 3 года назад
I find American comedy funny. I dont think they need to get our dry humour,its still funny in itself
@Space2010
@Space2010 3 года назад
The toilet seat run was hilarious🤣
@kaypendergast5676
@kaypendergast5676 3 года назад
I found it very funny too.
@guineapigland5656
@guineapigland5656 3 года назад
I love how he turned a little mistake into a whole extra joke 😂
@correcthorsebatterystaplebubbl
which mistake?
@dancophobe1
@dancophobe1 Год назад
He did?
@whatsinaname3561
@whatsinaname3561 Год назад
The toilet door not going above your head??
@thatloganr4819
@thatloganr4819 3 года назад
One of the most iconic comedians ever.
@DH-of7ri
@DH-of7ri 3 года назад
Mission impossible: Try to eat while watching Michael McIntyre
@jobloggs5248
@jobloggs5248 3 года назад
i know he puts you off
@DH-of7ri
@DH-of7ri 3 года назад
@@jobloggs5248 no, because I can't stop laughing
@IdahoDali
@IdahoDali 3 года назад
I learned the hard way not to pull cones while listening to Michael McIntyre.
@suzannebowers8634
@suzannebowers8634 3 года назад
I had never heard of him before. Watched him for the first time on my laptop and had to put my coffee aside before I did a spit take on it. I wish I had been warned just how funny he really is!! I’ve watched a bunch of his other videos, too.
@Just-SomeGuy
@Just-SomeGuy 3 года назад
Someone needs to mention those toilet cubicles where you need to have the body width of a pencil to walk into the cubicle and close the door again. Many doors practically touch the toilet pan as you open them and you are forced to stand in a piss puddle in the corner, whilst you reach behind you to close the door again. If you are wearing a backpack, you have to take it off, levitate it in front of you as you enter, stand in the piss puddle, retract your arm then close the door. Oh and not forgetting the missing or broken coat hook so you have to ponder the health risk of putting it on the pissy floor!
@bigsistruck
@bigsistruck 3 года назад
Haha yes! I always make sure the stall has the hook for my purse or I won't use it!
@carolynworthington8996
@carolynworthington8996 3 года назад
Ross Yes!
@johnlloyddy7016
@johnlloyddy7016 3 года назад
And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.
@johnlloyddy7016
@johnlloyddy7016 3 года назад
And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.
@silvasilvasilva
@silvasilvasilva 3 года назад
It's even worse at airports, where people will certainly have some kind of luggage and there's just not enough room in the cubicles.
@deanbarton8960
@deanbarton8960 3 года назад
Have you ever been to a school bathroom, if there is a door you have one the jackpot
@itsskyler98
@itsskyler98 3 года назад
Dean Barton or a toilet in general
@tcbuses
@tcbuses 3 года назад
If you find one with out shit and piss and Jordan’s number on the wall. FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT GAY, AND DONT WANT A GOOD TIME! Jesus Christ
@steveshuffle
@steveshuffle 3 года назад
The toilet door description got my in tears of laughter
@seanblack8652
@seanblack8652 3 года назад
I’m on the toilet as I’m watching and I’ve never laughed so hard at something so relatable
@jackfrost2146
@jackfrost2146 3 года назад
A mother was telling her doctor how her three year old peed the bed a few times every week. The doctor told her that it wasn't very unusual. Her reply was "Not unusual? From the top of the wardrobe?"
@raven6606
@raven6606 3 года назад
Absolutely love this guy uploading his specials at bits of a time for us peasants to view them freely. Class act.
@brandonfletcher2842
@brandonfletcher2842 3 года назад
He done a Marathon walking around the stage
@Bangsy3000
@Bangsy3000 3 года назад
i don't like ur pfp 😐
@brandonfletcher2842
@brandonfletcher2842 3 года назад
Lucy Rose how comes ?
@Exceltiaawesome
@Exceltiaawesome 3 года назад
Lucy Rose Same. I would have liked the comment otherwise. That’s a huge yikes.
@sharonozvenom
@sharonozvenom 3 года назад
The Tai chi comment about the tap is so true 😂😂
@ceridwen04
@ceridwen04 3 года назад
One of the amazing things about Switzerland besides the beautiful cities and great landscapes was the public toilets! I almost got teary-eyed by how clean even the most isolated public toilet was. With finished rolls all neatly put aside in a line on a shelf. And the motorway toilets! I thought: Did I step into a spa by mistake? Rock walls, soft lights, relaxing music. Sure you had to pay one franc to get in but it was well-worthed.
@DragonLuver44
@DragonLuver44 3 года назад
How can 5 people vote him down? Michael is a genius! LOVE MICHAEL!
@emilyalcorn3547
@emilyalcorn3547 3 года назад
12 now... it’s a disgrace! Michaels hilarious 😂
@emilian7052
@emilian7052 3 года назад
17 now
@asterunum
@asterunum 2 года назад
I bet they're public bathroom designers and/or cleaners.
@winifredrobinson5132
@winifredrobinson5132 5 месяцев назад
Aliens?
@ftroop2000
@ftroop2000 2 года назад
Haven't laughed like that in many years🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@ambercarp9909
@ambercarp9909 3 года назад
it's 2 am and im trying to be quiet while laughing my head off 😂
@diarmuidkuhle8181
@diarmuidkuhle8181 3 года назад
I don't get why men's toilets are so filthy and I'm a man. I mean do these guys piss all over the floor and up the walls, decorate everything with random bits of toilet paper and never flush a shit at home?! ... And if I'm so drunk I can't aim anymore I sit down. It's not difficult XD
@dylanromani2596
@dylanromani2596 3 года назад
honestly, the womens bathroom can be gross to. similar to the mens, except without the pee on the wall and then of course the blood which is gross. idk why people are nasty.
@Sunflower-es1br
@Sunflower-es1br 3 года назад
Hahahahahahahaha So hilarious !! The fact that it is so true makes it so much funnier and how you deliver it. You are fabulous
@louiserobinson410
@louiserobinson410 3 года назад
Watching this and realised I was crying with laughter.
@barbshircel9154
@barbshircel9154 Год назад
Oh my gosh... I have tears running down my face... My family is wondering if I am OK. Laughing and crying at the same time. Great compellation.
@racheldemain1940
@racheldemain1940 2 года назад
He makes everything we cope with daily, hilarious.
@Secarious
@Secarious 3 года назад
I haven't laughed so hard I nearly choked in years.
@targetbull2718
@targetbull2718 3 года назад
This is every time for me in the services
@kriddius
@kriddius 3 года назад
We have those air blades at work, motion sensors, and literally 90%+ of the workforce can't get them to work. Day in. Day out. Months on end, still doing tai chi every break period
@irisgallati
@irisgallati 3 года назад
This is how these modern companies want to make work-life-balance easy for you...😅🤣🤣😜🥴🦸‍♀️💃🕺🤺🤸‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️🙏👘
@markfox1545
@markfox1545 3 года назад
'Literally 90%'? So...90%, you mean....
@jacetaneneko_vt
@jacetaneneko_vt Год назад
Never did I think I needed to see a Saturday night TV host and comedian rant about public shitting.
@jackpot7898
@jackpot7898 3 года назад
Comedy is everywhere, he know the way to see and express it. Legend!
@IntrepidFraidyCat
@IntrepidFraidyCat 3 года назад
"DEAL!"🤣 I know that feeling. My 12 year old learned the hard way to check for to toilet paper BEFOREHAND.
@marycanary86
@marycanary86 3 года назад
"kicks off the lock" that kick x'D
@WxB2001
@WxB2001 3 года назад
0:00 - 4:18 This was one of my favourite bits of the DVD. I was in stitches 😂😂
@darrengilmore4387
@darrengilmore4387 3 года назад
Best comedian I’ve ever seen.
@lizzieisweird12
@lizzieisweird12 3 года назад
2:46 Got this far before I was about ready to cave in with laughter
@billskarsgardchrisevans
@billskarsgardchrisevans 3 года назад
He's so relatable Him and Lee Evan's are too brilliant when it comes to being moods 😂
@shape-shiftingcatandhermin2508
@shape-shiftingcatandhermin2508 3 года назад
WARNING! Not to be watched while bursting for a pee....unless already on the loo.....it will not end well 😂😂😂
@lastjellyontheplate8828
@lastjellyontheplate8828 2 года назад
I was watching holding it in then saw your comment, so had to pause and go have a pee before it ended badly 👍
@dark_light1013
@dark_light1013 3 года назад
I actually love this man I’m crying 😂😂😂
@user-bt7pj4un5h
@user-bt7pj4un5h 8 месяцев назад
Having grown up -- until I got fed up -- with Richard Pryor and others specialising in lewd humour, Michael is a breath of fresh air!
@carol-annemartin401
@carol-annemartin401 3 года назад
wish you had a one hour video of your show . your so funny love it
@AndorRadnai
@AndorRadnai 2 года назад
1:48 that kick was unexpectedly vigorous!
@tigerstranger617
@tigerstranger617 3 года назад
I love him!
@rebeccaswift7588
@rebeccaswift7588 3 года назад
Omg I love michael!..he makes me laugh everytime!..
@kripashanthi
@kripashanthi 3 года назад
Funniest guy ever! I can watch him and laugh my heads out any time
@tonyp3790
@tonyp3790 2 года назад
Brilliant comedy at its best for sure thanks Michael ..
@gandurk
@gandurk 3 года назад
In this context the term "stand-up" gets added meaning
@michaelnaisbitt7926
@michaelnaisbitt7926 5 месяцев назад
His humour is so artistically delivered he should be made prescribed viewing for those folks who suffer depression 😊
@cindygiesbrecht3146
@cindygiesbrecht3146 3 года назад
The truth is that they sign off on the 'cleaning' checklist without ever cleaning anything.
@jessicaj8564
@jessicaj8564 3 года назад
Do you always presume people.are stupid ?
@ksportz66
@ksportz66 3 года назад
Cindy Giesbrecht - I always wipe my a*rse on the checklist
@clickbait7949
@clickbait7949 3 года назад
Jessica J well I assume ur stupid
@hennyc6556
@hennyc6556 3 года назад
Brilliant. Have seen Michael live. Amazing.
@gaminglindis66
@gaminglindis66 3 года назад
Favourite comedian ❤️💙
@char-su9vu
@char-su9vu 3 года назад
Oh my gosh this is so funny!! 😂🤣😂 so true!
@matejarodi6947
@matejarodi6947 3 года назад
Unbeliiiiavable on point, my point exactly, just geniusly interpreted🤩 🙈 as always...
@afiqrizal9949
@afiqrizal9949 3 года назад
you're my favorite comedian keep up the good work👍👍👍
@DoubleDeckerAnton
@DoubleDeckerAnton 3 года назад
I can relate sooo much...🤣
@goaway2803
@goaway2803 3 года назад
Thank you again and I remember being half cut and I had no idea how to get the water to flow in a club, so I had asked other girls. Take care of yourself, Mate
@jemmaj2919
@jemmaj2919 3 года назад
Now i understand why toilets with motion sensors have pee allover the place 😂
@patiencekillz
@patiencekillz 3 года назад
Gives Michael in the bathroom a whole new meaning
@correcthorsebatterystaplebubbl
i cant get enough of this
@rachelculloden80
@rachelculloden80 3 года назад
The KING of comedy
@brankicasaljicmilenkovic1175
The best💜
@karenschroeder1918
@karenschroeder1918 Год назад
Michael is definitely my favourite comedian! 😅
@mjjacobsen7529
@mjjacobsen7529 3 года назад
😂lmao👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻thats f/ing hilarious nearly 😆peed myself🤣
@lindab8397
@lindab8397 3 года назад
Michael YOU ARE the funniest guy ever ,,,, I am going to die laughing 😂 ❤️
@mst4309
@mst4309 3 года назад
I thought, by the thumbnail, that the corona brain virus has reached Michael.
@alihughes3728
@alihughes3728 3 года назад
When I was little, I picked up a toilet seat, realised it was heavy and dropped it on the floor. It smashed.
@JaneDoe-ci3gj
@JaneDoe-ci3gj 2 года назад
Where are the seats, who are you?😂👍 About accessing water from modern faucets, I was in Rome many years ago, went to the loo in a pizza place. It took me ages to figure out there was a foot pedal under the sink for the water faucet! A lot of Tai Chi went on before that!😂👍
@lynngilman1402
@lynngilman1402 3 года назад
Omg he is brilliant!
@cherbrowne1637
@cherbrowne1637 3 года назад
Great observation and dares to say the things we daren't 😀
@francissummers1766
@francissummers1766 3 года назад
Lol this guy 😂
@dancophobe1
@dancophobe1 Год назад
His sketch about bees and wasps is my favorite. Total panicker here, not gonna lie. 😂
@cranium33333
@cranium33333 3 года назад
Good god look at the calf’s on that guy!!😂🤣😂
@everogersdownunder1242
@everogersdownunder1242 3 года назад
He's so right! 🤣😂🤣😂
@xpertah2441
@xpertah2441 3 года назад
You got us
@bluzebra6650
@bluzebra6650 3 года назад
Ah I love ya man
@princesslollypop7764
@princesslollypop7764 3 года назад
He is so normal I love it
@madeleinelambourne529
@madeleinelambourne529 3 года назад
like the backup! lol!
@brucecorson9167
@brucecorson9167 3 года назад
Just discovered you. Funniest stuff ever.
@Redrally
@Redrally 3 года назад
I'm a gal, but seriously, I'm the 'creepy guy' that loves those Dyson airblades. I love 'em to bits and I'm convinced I creep people out
@lj7722
@lj7722 3 года назад
I always wounderd about the broken T. seats 🤔, there never seen to been seen.,never fixed.. or if there half time they've icky surface drips and lobsided seats...Tragic 😏 Worse is the stray hair left behind gives me the shivers 🤐
@emilybelmontez3146
@emilybelmontez3146 3 года назад
I hate when you walk into a restroom and even though it’s clean, the whole place stinks.
@Elizabeth-po1tb
@Elizabeth-po1tb 3 года назад
And you're the only one in there so when another person walks in, you are silently sentenced as the perpetrator
@bryehoran4557
@bryehoran4557 2 года назад
The public loo is way too relatable. Lol I’m always afraid I’ll fart or something in the loo and someone will see me later in the store because they noticed my shoes and will laugh at me or talk behind my back. 🤦🏼‍♀️
@WendywdjnyJ
@WendywdjnyJ 3 года назад
hey welcome to my world....i clean loos for a living 🤣🤣 and guarantee you that you clean them and then 5 mins later are filthy again 🤣
@randomyoutubeperson6954
@randomyoutubeperson6954 3 года назад
@3:25 🤣 the shitting feet of strangers!!
@kessangla7864
@kessangla7864 3 года назад
I don't even live in this country and it's hilarious 😂
@__0w0__
@__0w0__ 3 года назад
I can’t stop laughing
@wolemercy
@wolemercy 3 года назад
Brilliant
@lucymavay1575
@lucymavay1575 3 года назад
Funniest man on earth 😂😂😂
@bournemouthisshit
@bournemouthisshit 3 года назад
PRESUMABLY if you can see the feet, folk are less inclined to vandalise......
@JollyRogerTheDodger
@JollyRogerTheDodger 3 года назад
Health and Safety issue. IF someone collapses while taking a colossal dump he/she will be seen and appropriate medical action can be taken. Also (now I admit this is a long shot) if the lock happens to break while you are inside, you can get out by squeezing under the door via the piss stained floor.
@Jazzy31
@Jazzy31 3 года назад
@@JollyRogerTheDodger 🤣🤣
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 3 года назад
Or loiter. They basically want you to feel as uncomfortable as possible so you get the f out of there quick smart.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад
@@JollyRogerTheDodger No - this last bit is a legit thing. My kid and I (tiny kid then!) got stuck in a loo without door-bottom gap a few years ago. Jiggling the lock, jiggling the lock... trying to stay calm and optimistic... finally, a lady comes in and I ask her to fetch a member of staff (at the restaurant we were in) and - wouldn't you know it? As the manager entered I suddenly managed to lift the door, turn the lock clear and make an exit! I mean I was able to show her the lock was, basically, f**ked - but I'll never forget my child's white and pinched little face... and the EVERY TIME since we've had to check the loos for a decent below-door gap ever after. Fun times.
@SeaKnight_Rory
@SeaKnight_Rory 3 года назад
@@JollyRogerTheDodger in Year 3 me and my friends would have races under the doors....
@zoyajafri3792
@zoyajafri3792 2 года назад
lol this man breathes and I start laughing
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