How To Be A Professor - Gus Johnson 

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I wanna fucking die

I'm single please call mk

or opening the youtube link in multiple tabs and clicking on the all so the videos actually start but then wonder why there are 3 voices saying the same thing so u close the browser and open it again wasting another 5 minutes to find the video u just closed and play it again. Ofc without skipping the ads :) why would u ?

This always happens

Literally my class says to my teacher that she can move it and she responds, "Oh, my bad" and continues not to move the cursor. like.... why....

Was gonna say

Im the only one in my class who cares about that cursor thing everyone else tells me to shut up now im the only one in class left

@@Nikigun nobody notices in my classes either ):

yeah

Ikr!! Superpower

@@vozamaraktv-art5595 Can i have a hug please 😔

@@fancyduck518 Yes you can! 🙂✋

@@vozamaraktv-art5595 after 3 years, i can finally get a hug

@@vozamaraktv-art5595 🥺 thank you

Nice, another youtube comedy legend.

Hi

Wat de hell

aren't you a little late... what a faiiiilure diss-a-poiiiiintment

You FAILURE! You only have 29 likes

And never press the button to stop the video from loading, just stare at the computer in confusion and eventually close the tab.

E. Jordens that’s so true 😭😂

RIGHT?! My God they will never learn 😂😂

This was the first thing I thought of! They always do this and act shocked when a video starts playing while they lecture

Don't forget that one teacher that attempts to throw the empty expo marker into the trash can but completely misses and he has to ask the student nearest to the marker to throw it out...

Nah, someone who has some small level of competence with computers.

@@LoathingEditor Thank you, sir. That was the joke.

lol me

James The Zelda Geek they always ask for the Computer Science majors as if we have some unique and unfathomable powers

I became ”projector guy” in the swedish equivalent of high school, because I could press the on/off button Everyone knew how, I’m just tall

They always do it, every time. Why.

Why, just why.

Flashbacks all the way to middle school for me tbh

Just press the space bar LOL

@@prpeptv8463 Might not work. Space invokes the last control used. Depending on how much the prof was flailing, this could adjust the volume, toggle closed captions, or bring up the settings menu. What they really want, is the 'k' key. For some reason, 'K' is bound to "Pause/Play".

Aye aye

Yo

@@dookiepost yea and everybody could be rich if they had money, wtf is your argument? do you even know how hard you have to work for a doctor certificate?

In stark contrast to this the one teacher at my school with a PhD doesn’t care at all and will refer to himself as “Mr” most of the time Needless to say everyone loves him

@@dookiepost Haha, must suck to not have a free education.

klavier lmao

To be fair he did say professor

Band is better

Those who can do, those who can't... well, they teach.

Professor: I'm not an artist... Art students: *wait* There, fixed your comment

wow lol how long did that go on? How many videos played? lol

@@tyffaneelavely8087 Some say that class has never been let out to this day as the teacher continually allows autplay to play more and more videos, desperately waiting for the end that is nowhere in sight.

I heard they made it to "Logan Paul million dollar fidget spinner challenge" by now.

So when they watch TV they think that the 8 o'clock news and the movie right after that aren't a different programme?

@@onee that's a good point 👉

And proceed to not give a quiz about it

that is quite the rare username

why is that weird?

@@user-rk7rl7tm5w i expected as much from someone named e

BRO I DIED WHEN HE SAID "Netflix and chill with my brother"

I've scrolled through the comment section twice. Coming across your post I got a good second giggle just imagining the situation. 😂

once a teacher in my elementary school was trying to show a poem by michael rosen on youtube and one of the suggested videos was "michael rosen rapid anal discharge"

wait why were they watching peppa pig videos?

MrBlueMango They probably had a young kid.

MrBlueMango default recommendation if your on a guest account

@@cheekybananaboy3361 on a scale of 1 to 10, about how much destruction would you say it caused to the classroom, as in traumatization, how many people were traumatized, I mean I'm genuinely curious, like did anybody else even notice?

*replies to year old comment* One of mine actually was a basketball player, still missed a lot though..

@@Psychopathicviewer LITERALLY ALL OF THIS APPLIES TO MY HIGH SCHOOL HHH

I had this teacher in middle school who would throw something across the whole room at a small trash can. He did this pretty often and I swear I honestly cannot remember a time where he missed a damn shot.

Soggy Potato damn not all legends have scrolls

EVERY SINGLE TIME

Sweet home Alabama!

i like cheez

All aboard the cursed train! Toot toot!

@@coolcat3092 1. Ew 2. Why would you come back after 3 weeks and finish your comment in a separate reply?

Gambaden

Because college professors don't have an education in the methods of teaching. They just know the material.

I don't know about other countries, but in the US college professors don't need any formal education in how to be a teacher, like K-12 teachers do. Also, many of them don't even want to be teaching, but schools require them to do it in order for them to work as a researcher, which is what they actually care about.

Technically, most professors are only there for research, so they do the lecturing just to fill the contract. At least their overworked teachings assistants waste even more of our times with recitation sessions. At least they do all the grading!

damn i love your mk11 videos

@@derricgreene Precisely!

I had a teacher who would see a clickable link in a Word document, copy it, paste it into Google's search bar, and then try to figure out which of the results it was.

one of my teachers looks up youtube, and while she can just hit enter, she continues to type youtube and click on the search icon, and then when youtube is looked up, takes 10 seconds to click on the youtube link

Yes

I had 1 or 2 teachers who whould type www.

@@metalheadmaniac8686 thats the worst

He lied about being collarado cause he is from Alabama

A L A B A M A 100

No... please no

@@nelser1160 good for you

@@nelser1160 random does not equal funny

Hello there

@@brenbail2000 GENERAL KENOBI

@@sinnohsinner0414 You'll make for a fine teacher, Grievous.

God

Oh. Kids can be so cruel.

NiteCyper is this sarcasm?

@@luckygamer_1252 yep

Well???? What was she drawing? Don't leave us in suspense.

Mrs campbel then?

People like that shouldn't be teachers. He clearly had serious psychological problems.

Smotan PROFESSOR

B gu

Oh my goodness!! Luckily most of my professors have casually gone by their first names since they're pretty chill lol

How? What did she even say? You can't tell someone it's their fault when it's completely out of their control. It's her fault for being so stupid to not know how to turn a computer on after doing it multiple times.

Well to be fair you didn’t have to stay. College isn’t a place where they can “keep you in class”, just walk out the door lol

@@robbierotten2024 there isn't a bell in college either

Your teacher sounds like a bitch

yes indeed

It's like it's part of their training.

The only thing he missed was asking a student for help setting up the equipment.

@Mr. 8-Bit Doggo It was already outdated years before it was even taught

Alkeryn we were taught how to use Microsoft word... ;-;

Oh christ dont

I asked a teacher what the bell was for and they said this “ It tells me when to dismiss you.” From that day I never asked that question to any of my current teachers.

I had an orchestra teacher who let us out 15 minutes late at least once a week. We all got tired of missing the bus, so I stood up and walked out the door at 3:05. She screamed that I sit back down, so I did because I was a scared 11 year old. She tried to get me in detention, but the school said that it was legally kidnapping if she punished or stopped us for leaving after 3:01, so my fellow guitarists and I would just up and leave every day at 2 after. She would always make obscenely aggressive comments about us to the class as we left

Valid point but Colleges don’t have a bell system

It's fair

Joel Mays Or a power point presentation

i dont even go fullscreen

My teachers do😂

@@marshallwissink7031 run

@@marshallwissink7031 ur not in college

Ads are designed to promote products that relate to what the user is interested in lol..

In elementary school, my teacher had the autoplay on and it started playing "dont hug me I'm scared". My teacher and my 5 year old classmates all thought it was part of the previous video and didn't understand how autoplay worked. Luckily, I saw my brother watching it (and am still traumatized to this day) so I started freaking out and yelling at them to turn it off. They did after 10 seconds into the video. That teacher could have gotten fired if she let the video play in front of a bunch of 5 year olds

@Double Wooosh Fuck you mean "why"? Are you joking? lol

@@fryingpanda9103 holy yeah I'm glad she did turn it off

@@chrisredfield6825 ihavereddit

What's the difference between a teacher and professor? (non native here, they're the same word in my language)

L'éclectique Teacher is for grade/highschool Professor is for University

@@somerandomnerd2729 got it, thanks!

For once there’s a wholesome comment thread on RU-vid

@ The difference is professors are better

Cool

@Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure ok ok nobody asked for an essay.

Mitochondria ARE the powerhouse of the cell. The word "mitochondria" is plural for "mitochondrion"

it is

People keep yelling this at me in the street and i still have no idea what it means :(

Then what happened?😅

booo

Nice , please tell me how to skip home work without getting in trouble

Alex Harrison step 1. Be homeless Step 2. ??? Step 3. Profit

Thank you Mr Carlton

To this day teachers still use the meme format that is *TOP TEXT* *BOTTOM TEXT*

Last year one of my teachers did that with a minion meme

I see that and laugh in tears because It's not funny and awkward for everyone else

Mine did school memes

I TAKE ONLINE QUIZZES AND MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER KEEPS PUTTING MEMES IN BETWEEN EACH QUESTION-

To get a PhD is basically he most extreme "school" gets. MD maybe harder, but there is a rough equivalence there. Now, instead of making MD or JD or MBA or even BA in engineering money, they instead are in academia making a comparable pittance so they can do the research that interested them enough to get a PhD. Now in order to do that research they have been given a job that has almost no shared skills with that of a scientific researcher and involves trying to explain something you find so deep and interesting you dedicated your life to it to a group of people who do not give a shit and are simply crossing off a requirement for graduation. Add to it that the stuff you're explaining is the foundational level, stuff you've deeply internalized for many years so that it is very difficult to relate to someone who is just encountering the subject for the first time. It's really all a recipe for a bad time on both the teacher and students part, I'm amazed universities continue to work at all.

then you go back and tell them that they actually spent far more because they will be paying off those loans for the rest of their life, working hard so someone else can get rich off the interest.

They do it cause the people they learned from did it and it just keeps going down the line. Power corrupts

@@sethiddings7293 naw, its because some dick hole of a professor held their life for ransom, dragging them around with a rope tied to the nose ring they had to get for their degree. now they are the one with the degree, so yes, they do the same because why promote the next generation when YOU can hold their life for ransom?

Dare you to respond "Oh, sorry didn't realize that's why you got your degree"

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@@DeathDealer_1021 I agree

@@DeathDealer_1021 Thats kinda toxic. I’ll check em out.

"I guess I have made clear what I mean" *wobbly shaky line

Literally was excited to go to graphic design class in my school because I wanted to become a designer. The teacher said I knew more than HE did.. I was 16. This didn't make me feel happy-- it made me feel sad because I thought I was going to learn :/

Usually it's barely audible

They always... absolutely always have the worst shittiest speakers in a spot where the acoustics are absolutely painful on the ears regardless of the volume. You can kinda feel your brain vibrating with every word.

I’m already Sans Undertale or it’s this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Aals9y_Nd7Y.html

NOT ANYMORE

That'd be quite an interesting tutorial!

Wouldn't be out of line for a gus johnson video.

KirbyThings why is that so funny 😭

step 1. Get a T Cog

well we do need to know

For my school, the speakers are actually quieter than just not using them, so even if one person whispers, you can’t hear the video

Yup, that my school too

and then the teacher yells at the class to be quiet so that they can hear the video ultimately making it more loud and harder to understand

For me, they always try changing the volume on their laptop even if it's all the way up and they need to use the remote.for the speakers.

And they allways and up using the laptop speakers

Daniela Martinez can't argue

Daniela Martinez what?

fuck you

A Sign ejsiskskd

Rckehdjebcecaal

When ads show up "this isnt the video"

Joel and not pressing the x button on ads

Oh God the buffering! I had one who would take more time for the video to buffer than the video itself was.

He didn't forget autoplay, this video was made in 2017...

David Wu then the whole class is just like “yeah we know we arent fucking blind”

Humility!

@@classicmansoflytv1651 if they were quality you wouldn't need to promote them in the reply section of a better comedian

@@_Fuscous I'm fine if it's just honest promotion, some ppl just beg for subs.

@Clu Rosencrans I mean yeah, but the thing is that it makes no sense to comment below an unrelated comment with a reply unrelated to the comment trying to farm subs

how tf you have a teacher, you're a tasty sandwich

And sometimes they dont even work

Lily Garza or they don’t have a clock to begin with

​@@lilygarza2 To be fair, some of them are probably 25+ years old. That piece of shit circuit board was never even supposed to survive Y2K.

there was a clock in my hs that was broken. the seconds hand it would slowly make its way up to the 12 and then drop really fast to the six and swing a bit, then slowly makes its way back up and then drop again. My friend pointed it out and we just watched it for a while. Very entertaining.

@@manictiger circuit board? Dafaq?

even the professors who teach tech classes are oblivious to tech

CS major here, can confirm

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Dude stop spamming

is he a chill prof?

@Coco The professor obviously watched it as a tutorial on how to be a professor.

Sweet home Fuck you, what did you think I was gonna say?

@@BatCostumeGuy sup batman

Wh-wha-what are you d-doing, step-professor?

@@featherycoffee1401 Yo, You wanna know my secret identity?

@@BatCostumeGuy yoooooooooo Yes

Was not me - can confirm.

ah, what a shame. it would be cool if I lived near a youtuber.

i would have just said "hay gus"

Gus doesn't read books you silly goose

@@RonaldWeasleysWife yeah it is 2019 wtf does that have to do with anything. We have had freedom of speech for literally 252 years. What are you the word Nazi? You say it like we should have progressed from using such words when it's really an over 200 year regression by limiting what can and cannot be said.

Heh, that might be me

@@classicmansoflytv1651 why did you reply to every single comment saying this lol

@@classicmansoflytv1651 no

Yup....

Yeah, i remember watching ,how to make burger,, By HowToBasic :)

shouldn't he be teaching you instead of letting some random youtube video do it?

2 words they're lazy

@@arandomuser3329 that's 3

@@Xanthopathy How the fuck is that 3 words?!

@@arandomuser3329 nice

YES

IKR

Every year since 6th grade, I had a brand new teacher. For over 8 years, I haven't had a teacher, instructor, or a professor who knew exactly what they were teaching.

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@@classicmansoflytv1651 no

my art teacher :') I learned more on my own.

I’ve learned that my college is 99% professors who don’t like people so they make their lives worse while half teaching something.

If only

"Im not an artist" Proceeds to fulfill what they just said and draws "map" of england so contrived it looks phallic. (This had happened multiple times in my history classes)

I think that's one of the required skills of all teaching jobs.

Can I get a time stamp?

2:45

Ethan on the H3 Podcast does the mouse clicking pause/play one lol. Just hit the space bar dammit. Also use arrow keys to go back and forwards a tad.

I had no idea you could pause a video that way until I saw this video. Yes, I'm a professor

XD XD Noice.

**raises hand** “ssssooooOOOO MASTER EDUCATOR DOCTOR YENGER, WHAT’RE WE LEARNIN ABOUT TODAY, MY GOOD MAN?!?”

good for you :)

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Honest

Yeah, really respect people like that. I'm currently studying medical and if I ever make it far enough to earn a title, I'll still only ever ask anyone to call me by my first name.

Dang, that’s a good line

Or did he

Think ur dentist was a RU-vidr: ru-vid.com

Or it's a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy, to the point that 20% of the original diagram is left

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deepfried diagrams

In college, one of my professors was able to draw the most perfect giant circle I've ever seen someone draw on a board. She later explained that she has a background on architecture, besides her degree in linguistics, but still...

is it really scary though

Our professors get mad if you call them proffessor...um, ok....

@@pongangelo2048 its both

SWEET HOME ALABAMA WHERE THE SKIES ARE BLUE

A dose of Cyanide sweet home Alabama l Lord I’m comin home to you

More like Los Angeles

U got two comments with over 1k likes on one video!

Oh... It's *not* broken! Thanks

You must be a professor then

1000th like!

Same, hahaha. Hey, so um, do you wanna have some coffee later? Maybe like, just, you know, it doesn't really have to be coffee. We could go out for like a drink as long as it's non-alcoholic. Yeah, umm, sooo are you-- do you wanna hang out... maybe.. tonight?