How To Be A Swanson - Parks and Recreation 

From boys to men, From men to gladiators and from gladiators into Swansons.

The best character ever created and acted !!

"You've accidentally gave me the food my food eats"

It's f***ing milk...!? Great line! 😂

1- Be a man. 2- Done.

The thumbnail is false cause Ron would never put his name on something that everyone could see

the 8 people who disliked this are bureaucrats and vegans Edit : 3 months passed, didn't realize that i had that many likes, thanks.

Am I the only one who thinks its strange that Ron doesn't get his meat from a butcher shop, or raise any of his own meat?

"... We still never talk sometimes"

To this day 8:32 is the greatest moment captured in sitcom history. I am legit crying right now LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The day this channel stops posting, is the day the flag will be flown at half-staff. Even that would be too high.

"I know more than you."

4th of 4th of July Ron Swanson would be proud

Eat meat, drink whisky, have a toolbox, thats all one need to be a Swanson really

I'll say it again, the guy making the thumbnail deserves an Oscar and a raise.

What was with the weird background music?

This was a very nicely edited video Hehe

One of the most relatable characters in fiction. And I don't use the word relatable lightly.

2:00 always gets me. Always.

I’d love to be able to go up to someone and say, “I know more than you.” The ultimate form of confidence.

3:40 those pages are THICC I mean they are REALLY T H I C C

The tagged location of this video is the UK, ron wouldn't be happy

Here's something ive been wondering: how does the government pay Ron if he doesn't have a bank account?

We have a couple of food and stuff stores here in the UK. They're called Aldi and Lidl.

You got me at "A cinematic masterpiece". :}

I feel the way April leaves when he pulls the tooth out is out of character for her.

With all do respect to the great and powerful Swanson But pictures are for the weak who can't remember

I wonder what it would be like if Ron met Captain Holt??

*ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON*

1:00 milk steak

The title should've been how to be a legend

All of this is true and facts Facts are truth -spike365 2021

He is Pawnee’s version of Dwight

Yes to all of the above... except for the bit about video games. When I am not fishing, hunting, target shooting, loving America or working I enjoy a good single player RPG or shooter. Mind-bending puzzle games are also a forte of mine. Who says a man cannot get something out of pretending to be the Dragonborn for an hour or two a day?

You should do a video going over each part of the pyramid of greatness

The way Ron illustrated how taxation works to the girl is RIGHT ON!

I drank the sprinkler water! Now I have an infection😂 I’m dead 8:37

If they never talk sometimes, that means, they almost always talk??

Who else hated that bloosh chick just because of how overtly pretentious she was

I literally just started watching this because of Ron

Deadass Ron is the only white boy who could get a plate at the cookout

Ron and Typhoon brings me far more joy than anything should. Actually, Ron in general. Him pulling his tooth is one of the best ensemble sitcom moments of all time.

1. Be A Man

My dream is to be like Ron Swanson, that's why I'm learning woodworking, I'm 14

He needs to become the president And i need a round desk too

The music was a little too loud.

bro why there only 2 comments

please turn off the back ground piano. it is giving me nausea, and i love this show.

ron isnt a normal man and hes not a mans man hes a man man

Ron Swanson for President !

No salad? Are you telling me I can’t eat what I like? Are you gonna tell a man what he can and can’t eat?

Wtf 311k views and only 3 comments, mine is 4th.

I want to be a Swanson 🧔

This is Super Saiyan form of Dwight. Dwight has his own show.

8th also very nice vid

0:27 lmao They stock apples right next to toilet covers and hoses

Is that really the best photo of Ron you could have ended with? :/

I'm not interested in caring about people. Best line ever.

What I love about Ron is he was written the way hollywood liberals think conservatives are like but in reality almost everything he says is correct. Parks that are privately run are way nicer and cleaner than government parks.

8:25 ron mustve gotten hit by that school bus in mean girls 😂

The fact that "Knowing how to play Sax" isn't on this is sad - Duke Silver would cry.

I’m done with the instructional video Ready to be a man

a Swanson is a Schrutes distant cousin

The tooth gets me every time 😂

6:15 is it him?

"I know more than you" "ALL RIGHT!". 🙂

One of the best characters ever

Here's the thing, does Joe Swanson have any of these because if not he's not really a Swanson.

I love how the old lady claim about an infection for drinking sprinkler water from a park and then when she realize that Ron is not paying attetion she star jogging around so calm xD and still complaining xD

nice

Be a man.

The only genuinely "okay" boomer. Also -- I noticed folks of my dad's generation constantly investing in gold (usually for their wives) and (sometimes themselves) it works out. Invest in gold, is what I think this video and life has been trying to tell me.

So Ron...2:37 Dali Ron?

Have anti invasion paraphernalia in your office. Claymore. Tank hedgehog. Etc.

so I get why he would want to bring down the post office...but he wants to take down traffic lights cause he thinks that can be privatized?

Nobody else could be a Swanson

*Eats all the bacon* -Now I can't eat anything and I'm grumpy!

I sometimes ask myself "Is Ron my dad?"

Swanson- the Apex American

Try becoming a schrute

These criteria are beyond ridiculous. Most of these events happened beyond Ron's control. 'Get spiritual' is complete anathema to the Swanson way of life.

Swami vivekanand travelled for identity

Drink whisky and get into multiple divorces I guess

6:04, I need me a bug out bag like that.

What's the song the Ron's listening when others are having their whining session with him?

My spirit animal is Ron Swanson

ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON!!!

I now know how to live full-fully

I’m Ron when it comes to food

I wish they could do a crossover with trailer park boys!

The Random Jazz Fusion music in the background is rather annoying ..

Indian guy freaking out is 😂😂😂

music destroyed it

Nobody run as cool as Ron Swanson, nobody!

RIP Kobe Bryant

8:40 what a Karen sounds like

A Canadian hero 🦸‍♂️ 🇨🇦

wait what's his deal with male cologne ?

eliminate the post office , lol

I'm almost a Swanson then