How To Be Noise Rock (Shit Tutorial) 

Omg! Thank you so much man! I got inspired by you a lot for this tutorial :) Would love to see a similar tutorial on your channel!

Oh shit

damn you are everywhere

Thank you for the kind words mate. We really appreciate it!

i fucking love midori

I love Midori too!

Thanks man! I appreciate it :)

FUCK YEAH! I love experimenting with pedals! I play guitar in the band and I sing and I use pedals in a weird way constantly

Fucking love that band

I LOVE Chino, great singer! Inspired me a lot!

Thank you!!

Yeah we are hahah, we have some upcoming material soon ;)

I use GarageBand. To achieve that type of vocals, you need some distortion and, if you want, some overdrive. I don’t remember the exact settings but I think the gain is on max and the “tone” (I believe) is at, like, 75-90%? I hope I helped! If there are any questions, feel free to ask!

Fuck yeah! Sick band

Why, thank you, kind sir!

@@ShitNoiseOfficial the shot of you flailing on the bed was really cool!

@@beefjonas hahahaha thanks mate

Thank you for sharing these great lyrics for your noise rock song!

@@ShitNoiseOfficial i wish it was for your new song)

I actually might do a post-rock tutorial in the near future. MAYBE.

Thank you! If you like this one, you might like the new “How To SOUND Noise Rock” tutorial. A bit shorter, but it’s still a bit entertaining :)

They are the best band in the world!! Saw them play in Lyon, met Dara, nicest guy ever!

hell yeah

Lol it could! Check out the full track tomorrow! You’ll like the music video :)

Thanks mate! Cheers

Thanks mate!! Oof how can that style be classified as? I don't even know where to start... 😅

Thanks mate, check out the result! It’s out now on the channel! You’ll love it :)

@@ShitNoiseOfficial yeah I gave it a listen, very cool that you made that so quickly, I love your accent are you Swedish?

@@kelechi_77 thanks! The song was actually recorded 3 months ago, like every song off the upcoming album. No, I am Latvian :)

Glad you liked it!

Thanks mate

Thank you :)

Thanks man! Glad you enjoyed it :) The mic I was using is a Blue Snowball iCE mic!

Ooooo never heard of that band! Thanks!

@@ShitNoiseOfficial Yes they're fucking great. They basically started noise rock before The Velvet Underground did. Back in 67'.

@@tarunchandrasekaran7701 damn, never knew that! But I guess The Velvet Underground popularized the genre

@@tarunchandrasekaran7701 The Velvet Underground formed before Les Rallizes Denudes. I doubt they had ever heard of each other before the 70s

@@davidbourgoin523 They did form before, but their first noise record, the one attributed to inventing noise rock, came after Les Rallizes Denudes' debut.

OH HELL YEAH! Love that pedal!

Hell yeah, Unsane! Amazing band

:)

Thanks!

Good remark. Noise Rock can be both slow and fast. I was concentrating more on the "Noise Punk" side of noise rock in this tutorial. Stuff like Metz or Midori.

Lol

Swans are great! I love "Stay Here"! But I was concentrating on the "Noise Punk" side of noise rock. Stuff like Metz, Midori, Sonic Youth, etc.

Never heard of that, what’s that band?

Was mine and my mates band. Jeff Arnold, lead guitarist, used to tune his Wilson by turning the machine heads all in the same direction.

@@paularmstrong2306 oh, nice! Would love to hear some stuff of yours!

@@ShitNoiseOfficial Great!! I think our drummers still got a tape of us. If he has I'll certainly let you know.

@@paularmstrong2306 would love to take a listen to it!

Thanks! Nice, I’ll check you guys out!

@@ShitNoiseOfficial thanks man. Lost my angels is our best song 🤙🤙

Glad to hear that!

It can be spelled Mhaol, M(h)aol or Maol. I saw different versions of the spelling.

Thanks!

Cheers mate :)

Always welcome!

Thanks! I’m sorry, do I know you?

Alright bet

i could not feasibly give any less of a shit than i could rn

Thanks!

Hahaha thanks a lot!

A speech from the 1940s??? If you mean the lyrics, no. It’s a modified version of the classic nursery rhyme “Ring Around The Rosie”, as mentioned in the video.

@@ShitNoiseOfficial the vocals

@@CarolynDestruction the vocals are mine, I recorded that part, I just added distortion to them

@@ShitNoiseOfficial for my black metal i used fuzz pedals and distortion

@@CarolynDestruction Ooooo nice! Would love to hear some of your songs!

OH NOO!! U forgot that!! 🤯 My amps go up to 10 though, do I just transcend the laws of physics?

Thank you! Yeah, a dry/wet feature would fit nicely for sure!

They are called M(h)aol. Pronounced Male. Song recommendation: Therapy.

Thanks!@@ShitNoiseOfficial

Time stamp?

@@ShitNoiseOfficial in the background?

@@CoSineBand oh the drawing? Nah, it’s a signed Gilla Band flyer.

Welcome to the world of noise >:)

Bruuuh 💀

I'm so sorry for impersonating you!!

Bands like Gilla Band, Sonic Youth, Melt-Banana, and Swans: Are you sure about that buddy?

@@ShitNoiseOfficial do you want an actual example of “noise” rock? Go to a My Bloody Valentine show and attend the final 15 minute segue way for Make me Realize. Its a jet engine in your face. No music, just pure unadulterated noise (about 180 decibals give or take nightly) blasting your eardrums. I would actiully put a couple songs from the Cherubs in that category. But just because music is loud and dissonant doesn’t make it noise.

@@thesean3194 I mean this whole tutorial is partially satirical so what do you expect lol. Of course dissonance and loudness aren’t the only thing in noise rock. The tutorial is “shit” for a reason haha