How to Beat AoE2 Cobra Cars 

Ethiopian explosive ammo cobras sound like a terrifying experience

@@Rockinintomordor imagine whit the 256x tech.

>Asian drivers

they didn't do anything. In programming you can have a parent class which passes it's properties to it's children classes. In this case car class inherits properties of a siege unit, which gets the bonus from it's nation. It all happened automatically by making it type siege unit.

@@SpaceMarine113 you misspelled "Legolas". there's an "o" in there bud.

>makes a joke video for april fools. >keeps it informative and interesting Spirit of the Law ladies and gentlemen.

Exactly!

Yeah, there are some maps like Overlords where it might actually be useful to know how to deal with Cobra Cars.

@@samiamrg7 Very, very true. Ateast T90 uses the Cobra Cars "sparingly."

Yup I subscribed just for it

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Came here to say that... Monks had been cheated as well to get more HP and be faster. No matter how many I created, they converted them all. Nightmare.

should have done an accelerated backhop with the convertibles away from the monks

didnt ask tbh

wrr

and if I remember correctly they aren't even affected by supply limit so outnumber them isn't an option either, and I think you can store the cheat in ctrl+v so good luck counter a continuous stream of cobras. Also they are extremely fast so if you bring your army to stop them they just run to the other side of your city and destroy everything there. To stop them you also need to use cheats, if the opponent aren't kind hearted

@@jonnypista52 I r winner

This comment was so good, I unliked it just so I could like it again.

Black Death and boom! No more Cobras.

@@jonnypista52 MAC - Mutually Assured Cheating.

(Laughs in Heresy)

This joke is SO specific. Good for you.

That was good lol

You are way ahead of time. Talking about the Dababy meme. Idl

yo wtf

I-

Go get him

lol.

This is dark af

That doesn't work on multiplayer tough?

@@imransuleymaneraslan2797 yes

Only best way of dealing with Cobra is to beat them back by Cobra of your own (Cheats are on for both/all players) Monks are good but no humans can micro that good against a group of cobras. Basically Diamond cuts Diamonds...

or torpedo* if you have just one of many player to counter ;)

"black death" is also an option

That's beautiful. Your friend sounds like a huge troll. Good friend

Mah man

Why have you never played age of empires though?

@@randomelk9801 An even better question than the one addressed in the video.

​@@randomelk9801 I was unable to get a copy of it as a kid and the adult me doesn't have the time to pick up a new game right now. Planning to get it once I'm not as busy anymore

@@arinsugu1008 it was on sale on steam a few days ago, not sure about now. totally worth it!

@@arinsugu1008 play it now! Unless you're a doctor, of course

LOL

LMAO

L😂l

thx I'd missed that

Rafa Lupo that was beautiful

A beautiful scene. Also I'm your 69th like Rafa Lupo.

Monks: Am I a joke to you? Converts or heresy on cobra.*

Is that a command? ;P

Jan Ruud Schutrups Forum?

@@simbamartens7192 Forum voor Democratie idd :).

ayyyayayya

@@janruudschutrups9382 Waarom?

I'd ask your girlfriend. I'm kidding!

Ayyy that would actually be a better alt title.

Spirit lost a big chance

I already liked this comment, but it was so good, I un-liked just so I could like it again.

*flamenco flourish*

"Heyaheyahey" makes me think of the song Vojnik Srece 11

Why wasnt that in the video, smh

Best count .... you just kill everyone with THE cheat.

11

Air filters clogged. Auto repair bill too high. Cobra car disabled.

Is a female villager also stuck in the washing machine?

Pikeman jumps into the Cobra Car lol

He missed on a good chance

TORPEDO#

That's the joke

What if your dysgraphia puts a -50% penalty on your cheat-writing capabilities?

Faster fingers win

@@shinkiro403 shift+home selects the text in the charbar. ctrl+c is the keyboard shortcut to copy. Ctrl+v is the shortcut to paste. Enter, ctrl+v, enter gives you a cobra car every .5 seconds and ignores population caps. Set your TC rally point to their TC and just keep pasting.

believe it or not, I had this exact question in my mind for a couple weeks!

@@DonVigaDeFierro Archers

@@divaldorocha7837 Specially The Chu ko Nu

@@divaldorocha7837 Cobra cars are better

Cobra cars are in an intense sexual relationship with petards.

The trick with saboteurs is to mix them in with regular petards; That way if the host doesn't realize cheats are on they'll think you're just getting lucky shots in and won't know until after you've already whittled their defenses down. As for Alfred the Alpaca: free scouting and best used on maps that have llamas on them, although the attack does tend to give it away.

@@25JamesC anyone with a good eye can see the saboteur from a petard though

It's a legit video _and_ an April Fool's episode.

That's the obvious answer. Spirit is here to answer the tough questions!

@John Gradwell quite an unfortunate abbreviation there ;)

I'd like to see how fast cobra cars go with 256x mongols' unique tech

@@ichtyorniscretace9624 lol, at what point does it just fly off the map?

​@@ichtyorniscretace9624 just look at a late stage 256x forest nothing game, the villagers basically travel instantaneously. Cobra cars probably won't get any faster than that either they'll just get to that point faster

Units break when they reach 32728 HP.

@@felixloewenich2202 okay, now I'm imagining a race between cobra cars and villagers.

they also control them a lot better

This is how self-driving cars were invented!

Unless you got Heresy, and that activates the car's built in self-destruct mechanism.

@@Themultiroleman Always get heresy if you're going to spawn cobra cars. Better safe than sorry. I spawned them once without heresy, never again (I hope).

HEYAHEAAAYEHAEAAAH

what if you're the portuguese? our villagers were just as good! :C

Diogo Pereira they're called little Spain for a reason after all :)

@@sayanorasonic Who calls us that???

Well, Godsmack has 1000 hp \^^/ But seriously, this professional approach to such thing is both cracking up and worth of appreciation. Top quality as ever, thanks SOTL for your effort!

They are colored as the player in the HD version. In the original game they were always blue.

@@ScientistDog Neat! Never knew!

Or a Ram

whoosh

Brilliant.

a n i m e n i m e

Hey! I didn't realize I was here a year ago.

Buff them please :D

Research supremacy 14 more times, pleb

i r winner would like to have a word with you

You troglodytes have never used wimpywimpywimpy. Most effiicient counter to having the stress of ending a game.

Cobra Cars are too serious of a threat to be just some April fool's joke

r/wooooosh

@@trestilo8504 r/ wooosh

@@trestilo8504 no u

@@aMasterPole no u

was thinking the same thing XD