How To Beat Every Stand In "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable Ch I" 

I, Cinema Summary, have a dream. A golden dream of a comment section full of JJBA memes and sh*tposts.

“until he has a sheer heart attack” You clever bastard. Take my like.

"I would just change my identity, and live a very quiet life." *Yoshikage Kira's theme starts playing*

Enemy Stand User: *Breathes near Jotaro* Cinema Summary: "He's just made a fatal mistake"

Jotaro "Stop it josuke, you can't bring someone back to life" Also Jotaro : casually bring Joseph back to life

I like how his dialogue was just jojo lines sprinkled around

jotaro: *insults josuke's hair* josuke: *trys to fight jotaro* cinema summary: "THIS WAS A HUGE MISTAKE"

“Angelo He has to be near water” “Up to 60 percent of the human body is made out of water” Bruh Angelo about be blood bending the entire fight

Okay here are some things that are need to know: 1. Jotaro can only stop time for 2 seconds 2. The arrow doesn't show if they have powers it draws out someone's soul and if they have a strong fighting spirit they gain a stand ability 3. Josukes ability can restore what is there but not create things out of nowhere (he could bring his grandpa back to life bc his soul left his body) so he wouldn't be able to fix what ZA HANDO has erased

How to survive jojo’s bizarre adventure stands Don’t stay near people who pose a lot

“But this guy has a major advantage: He can stop time all over za warudo.” I see what you did there...

“As you can see, he exists, now this was his first mistake.”

I love how insulting Josuke's hair is always followed by "This was a huge mistake"

I like how he's Horror movie channel But he's moving to Anime movies

"How do you capture a Water Stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" Google: Stop time and catch it Bing: *Eat a glove*

Do you know that there is 4 ways to obtain a stand 1. Be born with one 2. Get shot with the stand arrow 3. Get attacked by another stand user to awaken your stand 3. Work out so much that you somehow obtain one.

2:32 Crazy Diamond is litterary the best stand for school. You can beat up whoever you want without them getting any injurys.

It’s funny how he makes JoJo references like “Sheer Heart Attack” and “Live a quiet life and change my identity” in a JoJo video

Almost Every User: Crazy ability that is extremely lethal Koichi: *EGG*

Character: *dies* Cinema summary: what I would have done here is become immortal and simply not die.

I'm fairly sure that in the anime the arrow doesn't reveal who has a power and who doesn't, but instead it acts like a regular arrow, and if you survive the shot you get a stand that you didn't have before, or you enhance your current one.

Character: *Looks at Josuke* Cinema Summary: “This was a BIG mistake.”

Jojo: *breathes* Cinema summary: Look at the perfect oxygen management.

How to beat stand users in "JJBA: Diamond is Unbreakable" Step 1: *You can't.*

There's quite a bit a problem about keicho's death he wasn't killed by killer queen's sheer heart attack. He was killed by an electric type stand that burned him to crisp

"How to survive Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" Carne: You guys are surviving?

“Oh cool you have a stand. What did you get?” “A fucking egg”

“ pausing time is an extremely overpowered ability “ Ratt would like to know your location

14:30 He has to touch it to erase it. You'd have Crazy Diamond Smalling The Hand's feet if they did that. 😭 XD

Anybody: *breathes wrong* Cinema Summary: “And that was his biggest mistake. See I would be doing special breathing techniques to stay on my toes at all time.”

Josuke: literally saves himself CS: *that was his first mistake*

Someone calls Josukes hair bad: Cinema: “And now, that was a huge mistake.” Perfectly explained

Every Jojo character has a certain set amount of stamina and using their special bodies would usually decrease the stamina really far make stop time or we fixing anything so it’s literally possible for Joske to literally fix and then destroy fix and destroy extremely fast

"How to survive jjba diamond is unbreakable" Easy Dont insult josuke's *H A I R*

"He shouldn't have saved the girl, you gotta keep your invisible ghost powers secret." 5 mins earlier "He can use his powers to beat up bullies and earn money."

"Until he has a sheer heart attack" "I would just change my identity and live a very quiet life" IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

Jojo: you cant bring someone back to life. Jojo in part 3: *brings back his grandpa's life*

How to survive a fight against Jojo: Step one: compliment his hair.

"Using this in public, makes him very immature" Jotaro in Part 3: *_Yare yare, looks like I have to beat the shit outta you don't I?_*

Cinema: "Yare Yare Daze" Me: He did it boys! He said the thing!

"Maybe we can restore the space he deleted" *crazy diamond can't fix what the hand erased*

I like how non jojo fans are proably confussed we he says stuff like: "he has a sheer heart attack"

Josuke has one of the scariest stands, let me explain. When he finishes beating up an enemy, he can heal them and beat them again. THATS power.

Me: Joskue's hair looks wierd Cinema summary: This was the biggest mistake of your life and has decreased your chances of survival by 100%

I feel bad for people that are watching this without getting the references

"One of them insulted his hairstyle, they just made a huge mistake." More like the last mistake they will ever make.

Basically how to Survive: Do not insult Josuke’s Hair or trash talk about fish near Jotaro.

Possess man: Insults hair* Cinema Sumamry: Once again, this was a huge mistake

The amount of jojo references scattered around this video is jus insane.

Marvel Endgame : We are the most ambitious crossover everyone is waiting for. CinemaSummary: ドドドドド。

Everyone in the comments: "And that was his biggest mistake." CinemaSummary: "And that was their biggest mistake."

“Cinema Summary: *Freezes time* “ “And his first mistake was not moving while time was frozen.”

i believe okuyasu stand is too powerfull that it can erase whole world

The amount of Yoshikage Kira references like "make him have a sheer heart attack" and "change my identitity and live a quiet life make me happy.

Jojo: **vibes** Cinema Summary: “Now that’s the biggest mistake he has ever done in his whole entire life.”

Jojo: being born Cinema Summary: “Now that’s the biggest mistake he has ever done in his whole entire life.”

Thank you for introducing me to this *"Golden Experience"* of a anime!

Somebody: does something wrong Cinema Summary: *VHS paus sound "OK- "

Someone: makes fun ofJosuke’s hair Josuke: And I took that personally

Cinema summary:*talking about how to beat all the stands* Dio:*menacing* Jotaro:*menacing* Josuke:*menacing* joseph joestar:*menacing* giorno:*menacing* koichi:*menacing* jonathan joestar:*menacing* narancia:*menacing* mista:*menacing* Okuyasu:*menacing* Kakyoin:*menacing* diavolo:*menacing* bucciarati:*menacing* avdol:*menacing* polnareff:*menacing* fugo:*menacing* giacchio:*menacing* abbacchio:*menacing* iggy:*menacing* Johnny:*menacing* Fugo:*menacing* Secco:*menacing* Cioccolata:*menacing*

Its clear that this guy is a fan of jojo. And now hes making how to survive videos on how to survive the deadly raths. thats so cool bro.

Angelo isn't dead. He's actually fused with the stone, making him practically immortal, but also immobile.

“But when one of them insults his hairstyle, this guy has made a huge mistake.” So yes, this man is my favorite RU-vidr.

Antagonist: *makes fun of josuke’s hair* Cinema Summary: “And that was their biggest mistake.”

i hope this gets a sequel at some point

I like how he assumes the stand that breaks buildings can’t punch through a wall of broken shrapnel in stopped time.

"i'd stop the blood going to his heart untill he has a sheer heart attack" clever.

Jotaro: *sees cinema summarys ability to explain everything* "So it's the same type of stand as star platinum"

While I did find some of your alternative routes to some situations a little not that fitting or not really possible wit hthe given characters, they were some pretty good thoughts and I think that's pretty neat.

How to survive JoJo: Don’t be a main, side, nor villain and run the other way when there are people in super bizarre designer clothing.

Jojo in a nutshell “Hello my name is jojo, no correlation, my fathers name was jojo, no correlation, and he went on a journey with someone named jojo, no correlation”

The whole “using powers in public” thing is somewhat of a problem, it would look suspicious to some people, but normal people can’t see Stands, so for the most part it’s not a big problem.

Me: hears shear heart attack* also me: KILLER QUEEN!

biggest mistake you might ever have: making fun of Josuke's yee yee ass haircut

“I would wanna find a way to kill both the stand and the user” seems like he didn’t do enough research for this Edit: I forgot some stands that is still alive after the death of the user. I meant in general the user will die when the stand does

I like how Josuke only attacks when someone insults his hair

''Higashikata Josuke! Omae wa kono Nijimura Okuyasu no za hando ga kesu!'' - some guy with an imaginary friend fighting someone who also has an imaginary friend

“I can’t beat you the shit out of you unless I get closer” - Jotaro

Cinemma Summary: *How to beat every Stand* Jotaro: am I a joke to you

"But when one of them insults his hairstyle, it hits hits a nerve, they just made a huge mistake." -Cinema Summary

As a JoJo fan, this is cool to see how different and similar it is

11:43 “until he has a shear heart attack “ Happy Kira noises

How to end Part 4 in 3 episodes: Make Jotaro the main Character

How to actually survive: "hey dude, that guy told your hair sucks"

''until he has a sheer heart attack'' Kira Yoshikage: SHEER HEARTO ATTACK

Good thing Angelo didn’t stop blood from going to his heart, because sheer heart attack has no weaknesses

Me: Everyone looks like in the anime Koichi: Your right

Fun Fact: the person who was first was Cinema Summary Himself.

This video was the reason I got into the anime. Thank you, Cinema Summary.

Someone:talk shyt about josuke hair Cinema summary: and thats a BiG mIsTaKe

gang member: ay your hair sucks Cinema Summary: "You Just Made a Big Mistake"

Jotaro: "Angelo's a water stand." Also Jotaro: "Getting some serious N'Doul vibes."

"I would change my identity, and live a very quiet life instead." We hear you, Yoshikage Kira. 6:25

Stand: Big Mistake Stand User: Cinema Summary Stand Ability: Stand gives the ability to stop time and see mistakes that can be made by those around him and mistakes the user can make, giving him the best outcome possible in a situation. Once activated, it will last for around 15 seconds, and has a 3 minute cooldown once finished. Stand Stats: Power(Physically): D Speed: C Range: C (Stand can affect an entire room) Persistence: D Development Potential: C Song influence: Big Mistake by Natalie Imbruglia

You: Lives in Morioh Cinema Summary: And there we see his first mistake. He is alive for 1 second in Morioh.

I just realized: The sign that is erased/fused by the archer’s brother said “No entry”, but afterwards it said “No stand”.

Jotaro couldn't search for the stand user on stopped time, as in this point in the story he can only stop it for around 2-3 seconds. You wont have time to even leave the house

When he said the line "I would just change my identity and live a very quiet life" I knew that he was... His name is Yoshikage Kira. He is 33 years old. His house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he's not married. He work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. He don't smoke, but he occasionally drink. He's in bed by 11 PM, and make sure he get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. He was told there were no issues at his last check-up. His trying to explain that his a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. He take care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night. That is how he deal with society, and he know that is what brings him happiness. Although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone.

People without stands can’t see stands. Usually. Most of the time.

How to beat crazy diamond: don’t insult josuke’s hair lol