How To Beat The ELDERLY ZOMBIES In "Old People" 

Have a damn good day ;)

I love how he had to specify "elderly zombies in" in the thumbnail to not say "how to beat old people"

"She has no idea, this kid is gonna save her from a horde, of senior citizens" Thats such a wild sentence

Thank you, i desperately needed to learn how to beat old people

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!”

When i survive a zombie apocalypse because of these videos i will publicly thank you.

I love how the grandpa sent the boy to attic and then joined the mob as an impostor and later signalled his daughter to stay silent

As a german in the age between 20 and 30 i can clearly say...that we are already overrun by elderly zombies

You could beat this just by throwing a butterscotch biscuit on the ground and watch them fight over it

as a kid, I had this weird nightmare about how old people from a community belonged to a child-sacrificing-cult. Learning about this movie is like a nightmare come true

The mother was making so many terrible decisions that it made me root for the elderly.

One thing I noticed early is that these seniors are most strongly attracted to music. You could use that to your advantage, setting radios or other music devices to play songs on a loop to keep them in predictable locations and paths or to open up avenues of escape.

How to beat be like "You see this newly wed couple made their first mistake by having a public wedding. What they should have done was eloped on a completely unmarked island in the bermuda triangle. The frequent ship disappearances would give them enough for supplies to last a lifetime and with having just themselves. They can happily build a family without complications"

you know when you are having a damn good day when -Cinema Summary- How To Beat uploads

If you think im watching this just in case a zombie apocalypse happens, than you are most certainly right. And i will make sure to thank this guy with all my heart.

Used this to put my grandparents to sleep. Works 100% of the time 👍👍

When I watched the movie, I figured girlfriend jumped from the window because she figured her life with her boyfriend was toast after her horrible actions... But then realized what she'd done (and wanted to live). Great vid as always!

"Brutally killed" Just once, he should throw everyone for a loop and describe every kill in a movie with a more mild adverb. "So then he is discretely killed." "Politely killing her without a second thought." "Sitting and watching the crowd be indifferently killed was her biggest mistake."

It’s so nice that the grandpa was so trustful and tried helping his family best thing he survives :D

The way you so serenely quote bible verses while simultaneously directing your faithful listeners on how to most effectively hammer an elderly person to death and that same elderly man, how to best take vengeance on non-AARP friends and family members are the best thing on RU-vid today.

I was just searching ways on how to beat elderlies, and i stumbled upon this channel. No regrets.

"A horde of blood thirsty old people" they can't miss that early bird special

Thanks I've always needed to know how to beat old people

'How to beat Old people' would of been a much better title 😂

This is definitely one of the easiest horror movies to survive. Just show respect to the elders. Society has already set the bar so low in this universe that even offering to help them walk and seat them probably will break them out of their trance.

The stupidest move was not getting rid of the ex's new girlfriends who has been very clear she would use your kids as meat shields. Never keep a threat around especially when you are also protecting others.

man, they really didn't have to kill that old man who was just asking for help :(

That the grandpa turned good was so nice to see and him running with the kids if you think about it itsvery sad though that the kids have no parents and the grandpa might get killed by soldiers thinking he is evil or put back in a retirement home so pretty bad for the kids

Why does it feel like this movie was made by an old person who didn't want his family to put him in a nursing home

"So what do you think? How would you beat old people?" This got me laughing thinking about using this clip out of context lol

That nursing home looked more abandoned than the actual abandoned asylums around here, and as a nurse myself that just hurts to watch. And on the case of the elders being powered-up by the virus is 100% true, because we can see many of them on their wheelchairs. Most elders absolutely refuse to use a wheelchair due to pride and other factors unless they for certain can no longer walk, in some cases even if they can't walk anymore they insist a simple walker is suffice, so the fact all of them can suddenly walk and have the strength to subdue healthy adults means they are absolutely jacked with filicidal steroids.

This movie reminds me of an amazing book called "Blood Crazy" where everybody over the age of 18 go insane/zombie like. It is fantastic, kind of an apocalyptic lord of the flies.

Kim did not redeem herself though, she is obsessed with Lucas and would rather die than live with the consequences of her actions which is Lucas dumping her ass for trying to murder his family by proxy.

Old People: You can't beat us I know. But they can. The fishes from SpongeBob: *How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!*

I love how this movie’s only existence is to make sure people respect their elders

My sister worked as a nurse in a retirement place. She said that she wasn't allowed to fight back if she got attacked. Mostly cause the patients wouldn't be really in the right mind if they did. So, i can see this going down bad in a place like that.

"But what do you think? How would you beat old people?" best quote in existence of quotes

You know it's gonna be good when HowtoBeat starts with : "This family is gonna regret" I wonder if there will ever be a movie that makes him start with a positive intro . . .

A child with asthma in a horror movie has been used to create tension a million times.

"But what do you think, how would you beat old people" 28:12

Most of the zombies should’ve broken a hip or two whenever they tried to do very strenuous activity at that age

I don't think the nurse should've been that worried. "If something was altering the minds of the senior citizens" Yeah bro, that's called getting senile. That's the point of a nursing home.

“But let me know, how would you beat old people?”

They’d break a hip walking. They wouldn’t be able to walk. The rest of the people are safe! Say it with me… HIP HIP REPLACEMENT!

First, it's the elderly turning into werewolves at a retirement home. Now, it's zombies on an island. What's next?

17:41 So you would have died, talking about the old guy asking for help. You said he must have been non violent and conscience, but he could have been tricking them to get close to kill them. Surprised you didn't catch that.

0:06 i would just walk slightly faster than normal, what are they gonna do? catch up?

Was not expecting Ella to die. Took me off guard. Her death was just wrong. 😔

Thanks for this! My grandpa won’t stand a chance!

"But what do you think, How would you beat old people, let me know" Quote of the year

Who gave "How to Beat" access to the Elderly Home?

“I’ve brought you into this world, and I can take you out” - Old people

I love how he says "how to beat old people at the end".

The mother infuriated me with how absolutely brain dead she acted.

This has to be the most unusual zombie type I've ever heard of. The choice feels unorthodox.

Istg horror movie writers are getting out of hand💀💀

I still don’t understand how the old people became 10x strong and fast in one day

This works for non infected old people 👍

11:30 gotta respect how little it took for her to jump out the window

This movie reminds me of a doctor who episode where the elderly are trying to kill them, but then they suddenly fall asleep and wake up on the tardis where they're drifting towards a cold star. Its revealed that one of these is a dream and the other is real and they have to figure out which is which

You could try throwing coupons to lure them away

All of this happened because one nurse did not want to let them stay awake😂😂😂

Fun fact: i used to be terrified of old people 😭

I'm guessing yall couldn't name it "How To Beat Old People" cuz of certain reasons... It's the same with "How To Beat The Meat" It had to be changed to "How To Beat The Meat in 'Raw'"

Ah yes...finally a good tutorial on how to *beat old people*

I read the thumbnail EXACTLY like "How to beat old people" And I almost died of laughter

Serial Killers in the island: *evil menacing laugh* I can finally do what I've wanted while being considered as a hero

A hoard of blood thirst old People got me 😂

"Never underestimate a man who lived in an era where everybody died."

I honestly feel so bad for the old man that give the page, he just wanted help but then got killed :,,(

"It's not my responsibility to protect your child" and that would be an insta-break up & sacrifice to the elderly zombies 😂

Man, I’d love to either be on your team in these kinds of situations or just stay out of your way lol. Also, since you also did Southeast Asian Movies, I’d highly suggest a “how to beat” of Feng Shui 1 and 2 from the Philippines starring Kris Aquino. Have a damn good day :)

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!😤😡🐟” “…I love the young people👴🐠” (Spongebob reference)

This gives a new avenue to the would you rather fight 100 ten years olds or 10 hundred year olds question 🤣

man i binge ur videos and theyre so funny bc u always just drop ideas like realistically the son has been missing for 5 minutes, his family should abandon him and if they find him use him as a meat shield while they rob a bank and then wire the money through a fake lottery to the elderly father

The idea of elderly zombies sounds like a cakewalk but will see how they are in this film

Here’s the real guide to how to beat old people: 1 Make the first move. Don't ever wait for someone to attack first. If you sense an impending attack, hit first and hit hard. This will surprise your attacker and help to level the playing field. Consider the legal consequences of your actions. You must be absolutely sure you are in danger and there is no way of escaping before you strike a would-be attacker. Otherwise, you cannot justify your actions as self-defense, and the other person may win a civil suit against you. 2 Go for the eyes. Try to jab at your attacker's eyes with your fingers. Not only is this painful, but the reflex to cover the eyes is often incredibly strong. This may give you an opening to land a serious blow or possibly cause your attacker to drop a weapon. The best technique is to grab your opponent by his or her ear and press your thumb across the entire nearby eye. Push down forcefully. This move is much more painful than a simple poke to the eye and may buy you enough time to get away. 3 Lash out at the nose or shins when attacked from behind. Attackers often jump their victims from behind to surprise them. Turn this disadvantage around and use it to forcefully attack your opponent's weakest areas. These techniques are especially helpful for getting out of an attacker's grip: Throw your head back to bash the nose with a head butt. Your skull is a lot denser than the cartilage of your attacker's nose and can do a surprising amount of damage. Aim for the bridge, as a blow to it will be the most painful. Rake your foot forcefully along your attacker's shin bone. This is an especially good option if you are wearing high heels. Alternatively, you can simply try to kick backwards against his or her shins. While less painful than a hit to the nose, a shin kick is much easier to land. 4 Focus your blows on other pressure points. Strike out at the especially vulnerable parts of your opponent, which include the eyes, ears, temple, nose, chin, throat, neck, and groin. If you can land a solid hit, there are a few ways of incapacitating an opponent: An uppercut to the jaw under the chin will twist the head quickly, potentially causing a loss of consciousness. A jab to the temple is the most surefire way to knock someone out. This spot is very vulnerable and can easily cause internal bleeding. Keep in mind that this type of blow can seriously injure or even kill the other person.

The line "this kid is going to save her from a hoard of senior citizens" is my favorite

In my top 3 youtubers ima be so fr i binged all your vids in less than a month 💀your channel is literal nicotine

one of the awesome lines in this video: this was his/her biggest mistake paused, explaining the mistakes have a damn good day

One day when we run out of movies for him to cover we need a "how to beat" the how to beat guy.

"how to beat old people" the video i have been waiting for for 15 years

All you gotta do is put oil on the floor and stairs, sit upstairs and wait for the sound of broken hips

I love these sort of movies. You always do amazing work. Please keep up the great work

Damn, thank you, I always wanted to know how I could beat old people!

My man really mastered the art of making clickbait thumbnails, last time he got me with the one from “How to beat the furies”, which I read as “How to be the furries”

Yass!! Love these zombies movies so much. Keep ‘em coming🔥

Give all of them modern cellphones or bait them into a self-checkout line. They'd be stunned.

“Honey get my shotgun.”

"How to beat old people" Noice, a tutorial. Thanks How to Beat!

"How would you beat old people?" *I'm glad you asked...*

Just push them down the stairs

How to Beat drinking game - take a shot every time he says "It's horrific." If you don't die of alcohol poisoning, you win.

Anyone else binge watch these to make sure we are prepared for any messed up situation that might arise? Lol

I needed this critical information on how to beat old people

Thanks for the tutorial, very usefull

I didn't know this show even existed on Netflix. I am gonna watch it tomorrow!

As I watch this the more I understand why the husband leave the wife.

Glad I never saw this while I was a night shift CNA at a nursing home years ago

The solution here is probably "give them a gentle push", based on reality that'll do it most of the time.