How to Beat the LOVE ALIEN in THE SEED 

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It's hard to pick between "paralyzed chipmunk", "blind racoon", and "mortified penguin" out in the middle of a desert mansion.

“Anything that falls from outer space and doesn’t die cannot be trusted” needs to be on a T-shirts 😂

Brett is honestly the smartest character in this movie he hauled ass the moment the thing showed itself to be alive. Reasonable response cause he wasn't sure what it was, or if it was dangerous.

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So the smartest person in the whole video was the kid that run away, probably his subscribe To Nerd Explains , he saw that and thought "Time to go", the prove is ,that is the only person to survive along side the protagonist.

While stupid, I think the final girl was trying to avoid eye contact with her friends in case she would get taken over like the alien managed multiple times. (She averts her eyes every single time her friends look her way post-pregnancy)

If it fell from space, that mass would be enough to obliterate the pool, house and everything in 20m radius from impact due insane speed it would hit, yet the impact in the pool was as if the alien was dropped thrown from two meter height.

this is why i don't swim or go to mansions...aliens

It’s hard to feel sympathetic for characters that act this aggressively dumb, ngl.

I’m still stuck on the fact that these 3 gals were apparently such good friends

Charlotte is the worst type of person in a scenario like this. “Oh, the poopy turtle raccoon tore your arm off? We still must protect the clearly threat to humanity because it was just protecting itself!”

Another flaw with Charlotte's way to killing Heather and Deirdre was that when you're killing a human carrying an alien being, you need to, guess what, also kill the alien being. We can't exactly afford for this alien or another one to preform an emergency C-section, can we?

It figures the character most at blame for this is the one that survives it.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a space monster invasion

"Things I don´t understand should be dead" is a primal human instinct that is only second to "Bad thing = me make fire"

I still can't believe E.T would do this.

I wouldn't default to extermination right off the bat, for fear of kicking off a war with an alien species that humanity probably wouldn't win. Though I will say that any race smart enough to be able to travel to other planets, and doesn't have hostile intentions, would probably know better than to drop off immobile slug-bear abominations that can't communicate as ambassadors. But I would watch it like a hawk and the moment shit gets weird(er), it gets a full magazine.

"How heavy can it possibly be?" My man, this is an alien. We don't know what the density is of this alien. Even if it's the size of a peanut, if it's dense enough, it'd be heavy

Moral of the story - suffer no xeno to live. Purge it with flame.

"Unfortunately running over pregnant women voids the warranty on most recreational vehicles" 😂🤣😅

I love the "old Nerd Explains" videos and I like that you're starting to do different genres👍

Heh, I think this alien beat itself. At the end, we see dozens, if not hundreds, of these things falling to earth. Sounds pretty bad right? Well, there's a few things. The one in the movie was 'lucky' enough to fall into a pool with reasonable force. Considering we are shown they can be beaten to death, any of these landing on rocks or pavement are dead. If the rest are landing randomly instead of directed to land itself. a majority of them will land in oceans or lakes. We don't know if they can swim or breath in our water but considering how slowly it moves, it will either drown or get eaten by wildlife. All that is before it even interacts with a human. So most of us are mistrusting, there will be a lot of curiosity at first seeing this thing. (if it survives the fall) Most people would call animal control or the authorities. A few will get close enough pick it up and I'm positive a few scientists or governments would love to get their hands on them. To that end, it's a situation too public to ignore and the news and social media will absolutely tell us these came from the sky and you should call to have them removed (to be studied) Some may get mind blasted, some pregnancies will happen but as this movie showed, some people are immune/resistant to it and when the mutations start happening, the honeymoon period is over, mankind will eliminate them with extreme prejudice. The few remaining will be in test tubes in some lab somewhere. Maybe make some love potion out of it's brain or something, lol.

“Telepathic pick up lines” damn,they sound cool. I don’t need to embarrass myself.

When you asked who we think survives I thought Diedre, only because she’s the last one I see surviving this situation, yet these kinda movies love going with that angle for some reason.

15:55 "Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

The amount of hard work and dedication you’ve been putting in these videos consistently is crazy, me and my brother love watching your vids.

The best way to beat the turtle creature is to drink with plastic straws.

this commentary is always SO impossible not to laugh at! cracks me up every minute of every video, lol. stay awesome, man 😂

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Really enjoy characters being rated for their survival animals.

Damn Nerd Explains is pumping this quality content out every two to three days, compare to the original, once a week.

Nerd explains is hands down the best how to beat RU-vidr, has legit ways to beat whatever he’s doing the video over and has a good mix of comedy sprinkled in 🥶

Charlotte is the kind of bleeding heart who, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, would become a zombie-rights advocate.

I think the real moral of the story is to not mess with aliens that fall out of the sky

The moral of the story is “if you see a creature and you have no Earthly idea what it is, either you kill it or you call someone else to kill it for you.”

Honestly whenever I see these kind of survival movies I just kind of assume I would die because of a lack of plot armor

"Yes, of course, and the resulting progeny was so malformed and grotesque, papa bear set it on fire and drop kicked it into the stratosphere." funniest sentence I've ever heard xD

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I love your use of vocabulary in all of ur vids, I also love your very smoother transitions into your adds. Keep up the great work

Not knowing about this movie, and after I read the title I just need to know what the 'Love Alien' is and what it means for our protagonist, btw I don't think any of them (or us for that matter) have a chance, considering how you described their personalities but I wish them (and us) luck

God I love nerd explains such a good time to pass time

The way he comes up with a different absolute firestorm of an insult to this to alien everyone other sentence had me laughing the entire fuckin' video XD

I like how you referenced chicxulub which if you don’t know is the event of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

5:07 Some rocks CAN actually float in water. A prime example of a boyant rock would be Pummice.

Since the thing did fall from space, I don’t think a Molotovcocktail would do the trick

I feel like this is some metaphor for mothering instincts... but any old school mother would cut that thing into 50 pieces before you can blink, then make a stew.

While the commentary itself was great and hilarious, the captions in specific moments got me in tears, whoever made them deserves a frickin price.

mortified penguin sounds like a really badly named first level boss

Prediction: Chipmunk in Headlights wins. At least it's a valid fight or flight response.

I spit my drink laughing at the disclaimer screen. Thanks Nerd! I always enjoy your how to beat videos. Have a good one man.

Get the gun out and “Talk about the rabbits” had me dying

I never know if you’re gonna slam the brakes into the ad and give me whiplash or pull into it so smoothly that I don’t notice I’m in an ad for 10 seconds

I so badly need more of these assessment scores

My vote is for blind raccoon. If Deirdre had only been allowed to whack E.T. without Charlotte objecting, it would've learned to _beeee goooood_ real fast

I will have to disagree with the interplanetary pickup artists being defeated, they are squishy and killable but the protagonist is in no condition to hunt them alone nor is she smart enough to think about putting her tentacle-armed friend in the back of the sheriff's truck to corroborate her story upon reaching civilization. Even if she managed to not get thrown into arkham asylum and get the feds to large scale hunt the little goblins, the mind rape scene where the space mole rat explains his plane to her uses futage the leads to believe that they reproduce with something similar to fish eggs. That and how fast it took for the pregnant girls bellies to grow up means the all we need is one stupid ass scientist to keep one alive for studies or even worse some PETA shithead to smuggle one off of the grid and boom the world is fucked. ( Excuse the shitty grammar and spelling, writing on my phone )

Haven’t finished the video yet but I’m definitely going with “Mortified Penguin” she has the last girl in horror movie vibes written all over her!!

Havent watched whole video yet but im hoping neither the penguin, paralyed chipmunk, nor blind racoon survive. Also your the youtubers merch i have. Absolutely love your voice enough to rewatch every video even if im not watching

"papa bear set it on fire and kicked it into the stratosphere"... im hearing this at work and almost cracked

I mean honestly feel none of them should. Though one of them due to plot has to make it out, but much appreciated you put yourself through this trash for everyone.

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I think you neglected one very possible theory: can this thing maybe manipulate gravity to some capacity, even if it's only how strong the attraction to the heaviest nearby object (in this case, the Earth) is?

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One of the most simple yet disturbing movies I've ever seen on this channel. This monster would've been dead the second I saw it twitch. Subscribed!

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2:34 Just gonna guess the most obnoxious one is going to live. Almost always happens.

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let's be honest, burning this thing would not work if it can withstand entry into the atmosphere it can withstand some gasoline and flames

“To Netflix&Chill with you” killed me 😂

Perfect. Just Perfect. This is at the same level as the Crazies in my opinion.

Oh my god!!! another great video man, and the amount of roast and smoke you incorperated into this video had me DYING

Huh, this creature survived the vacuum and temperature extremes of space as well as entry into Earth's atmosphere and collision with the ground... Should make a good pet

The comment: half of them will be eaten from coyotese before they get the chance to download tinder had me dyingggg

Its almost tiering to go back and watch some of your first videos, cause damn do these current videos look and sound damn fine, especially love the starting disclaimer along with the final review with survivor scores and if its beaten.

Gotta love checking RU-vid and seeing nerd posted

I love nerd explain's vids hes funny asf 🤣

I would absolutely survive this scenario, I have literally said out loud, "I've seen this movie before." and left.

To think our entire species fate could be at the whim of 3 airheads, that is the tru horror.

By far the best of these out there

I'M CRYING!!!!!! "Maybe for her birthday she fired a mutant bear cub out of a Howitzer." OK...back to watching this but that comment, and basically every zinger before that, I just can't 😭😭😭 breathe!

I love your more comedic videos but I was hoping you could sprinkle a bit of your more informative serious videos in every now and again. I don't prefer either but I absolutely love both of them and your content

You should cover the Dead Rising movies! I feel like you’d have fun with those :)

Been waiting for this 🔥

I can’t stop laughing at all the names he calls that alien rat baby 😭

"I'm pretty sure that meteorites don't float, or leak." I mean there's porous enough rocks that can technically do both, but i doubt they'd have enough structural integrity to not fall apart during atmospheric entry. But yeah, rocks can float. Just... Not a lot of em.

What distresses me is to see that human genius has limitations, and human stupidity has none.-A. Dumas, fils.

_"Its going to be the greatest meteor shower since Chicxulub"_ 😂 I'm stealing that.

Movie happens in the Mojave Desert: *sigh*Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

The nerds sense of humor and his observational commentary is cracking me up. Every line he says is making me laugh. His videos are getting funnier each time.

Good work keep it UP❤️

Great video. Thanks!

14:12 "I like where your head is at, except think bigger.," 🤣 that joke wrote itself. 😆

@nerdexplains whoever is your dialogue writer give him a raise

It would either be really good or really bad to be stuck with you in these type of situations

Bro you're easily becoming my favourite youtuber my new quote now is "Anything that falls from outer space and doesn't die cannot be trusted" that should be on a t-shirt though Rapid goat is gonna win

Love the disclaimer at the beginning. Especially the end. XD

You earned my subscribe I be watching your videos from time to time and they be funny as hell with how you put jokes and words together keep up the good work

Before starting, I gotta say they all die. Unknown random halfway through is the one that lives

Yo I loce yp videos I watch them when they come out just keep up the hard work ik its jard but u got this

Your commentary is freaking hilarious!